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Pooooop?
>>767861631
UH OH
>>767861631
yawn
>>767861631
mmmmm... warm doo doo
“Foolish life forms. Only quads can stop me!”
Dubs get
Quads
It's over Thanos! this stops now!
Go ahead and kill half the world, just destroy the south equator and the middle east
>>767861977
Fuck you
I'm batman
Would you rather be 6’2 with a 5.5 inch dick or 5’10 with a 6.5 inch dick and why?
I’m already 5’10, I’ll take a bigger dick.
I'm 5'9 with a 6.5, I just go for girls that are at least 5'6 or shorter.
>>767865986
5'10 because that's an average height and height doesn't mean anything as long as you're confident
>>767865986
what a pathetic question
>>767866307
t.manlet
Rule 34 thread. Part 2, episode 1: The avoided trap.
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>>767864781
more please
fb/ig fap thread
It would amuse me to hear what people would do to my friend Maggie.
Roll to see which one will be lusting for your cock
>>767861583
What happens on a 0? Rollin'
rollnnnng
>>767861664
you take your favourite
>>767861664
>>767861679
are you bros happy with your luck?
>>767861583
Why yall always gotten pick ugly fucking witches?
this white boy was killed by a single punch from the black man. why the fuck do any of you think you have a chance against us?
>>767857452
Guns and superior intelligence
BLACK POWER
WE ARE FAR MORE ATHLETIC AND CAPABLE THAN THE WHITES, THEIR WOMEN ARE COMING TO US NOW
BLACK POWER
>>767857657
YOU THINK BLACK PEOPLE CANT ACCESS GUNS? WE ALL GOT STICKS BOI YOU FAT FUCKS CANT MATCH
>>767857452
>>767857748
They surely can't shoot them.
Innocent bystanders die every time a homeboy tries to kill over sneakers.
Post sluts for blackmail
>>767856720
Its top kik you disgusting newfag, kindly die.
Bump
>>767857097
Bump my cock you nigger
your thread is fucking garbage
Cutelittlecheater
You ylyl you lose
>>767858785
That was quick
>>767858729
hello mr. four chan so how about that reddit huh? xDDD
>>767861559
>xDDD
xDDDD
>>767861647
haha yes a upvote this post mr four chan
>>767861559
I thought this was reddit.
can someone remind me of how i upvote the posts on this website??
>>767861559
>racist tumblr frog
I’m so happy this is over. Dumb fuck is dead.
Who is this?
How about killing yourself instead of spamming your shitty thread over and over?
>>767860505
for reals lol?
>>767860505
She's not dead. Fraudulent and homosexual.
>>767860505
I thought the weirdo died already. Is it real this time
this happened to me last night, lost boner, fail to launch, am I normal or a pussy
y-you stuck your tongue up someones butthole and was greeted by a turd? .. please confirm anon my sides need this info.
>>767858937
yes exactly the turtle head started peeking out while I tongued the starfish
>>767858937
she claimed it was an accident, I am not buying it I believe she had to give Mr. Hanky a bit of a push and she knew exactly what she was doing
>>767859111
>>767859315
ooooh fuck my sides..
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Everyone know Vicky was queen
i hate these fuckers
how do you deal with them? I always have a bad time putting em on, it completely detaches me from the experience and if I'm not fast enough I just lose my boner, it's like that seinfeld episode
I never, in 15 years of experience managed to put a condom on and have sex without issues
>>767861410
Enjoy paying child support and aids treatment
>>767861620
Virgin
>>767861410
Pinch and roll, literally takes 2 seconds mate, make sure it's right way out. It's not hard to fuck with protection. I legit think you are retarded OP. Always be safe, never go bareback unless you are aware of the risks it entails
>>767861410
>>767861750
when u are in the doctor's office and they're drawing your blood and you're actually worried you might have something, you'll figure it out.
when you go to the dermatologist with bumps on your dick and it turns out you've got warts that they're going to freeze off, you'll figure it out.
>>767861934
Never happened, you virgin.
drawthread
ahegao edition
Requesting the monster truck Gravedigger topping Bowser doggy style
Draw a hella gay knight
Requesting butthole
Hella early thread
Wait till 300 ya dingo!
>>767861777
It hit it just as you spoke.
I never had a real friend, I'm always sort of a spare wheel. Every time I thought I made one, they always find other person that they prefer to spend their time with. I never could really trust anybody, despite my parents.
Does someone feel the same way?
Can you recommend me some books about human behavior and how to deal with other people?
>pic unrelated
Self-bump.
Youre just assuming you are the persons only other friend because their are usually your only friend. Get a real friends CIRCLE and dont get clingy like a dorky sperglord and you'll be ok but stop looking for books and research and start looking for experiences and action. seriously.
>>767859861
yup. the key is to be hyper aggresive. jk well thats what I do
In what context are you peoples friend?
What is the core line between you to cause anything more than casual hello/good bye?
>>767859861
Me too bro. Dale Carnegie; how to win friends and influence people
girls that you've cum in . post your stories
bump
>>767857468
>>767857797
>post prom
>my buddy's girl karina gets drunk
>pic related
>my bud is kinda drunk too and he wanted to keep talking to old friend so he asked me to take her home
>helped her in car, started driving her home
>eventually started making out with her
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Any Biology /b/ro around?
I need some help explaining something for a lab report. We recently went to a Biotechnology center near my university, where we tested for Toxoplasmosis in various animal tissue cells using PCR.
In our results, we found that there was positive response in Toxoplasmosis in the brain tissue of a squirrel, but not in the heart. One of our hypothesis was that if Toxoplasmosis were to be found in any tissue of an animal, all other tissues would present the same results.
This has obviously been proven false, but I don't actually understand why
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BBB?
>>767859692
Find "X".
>>767859692
>bioLOGy
>>767859820
That's Algebra, a way easier topic
>>767859782
Eh, what do you mean by BBB?
What are your other hypotheses?
Answer your question by trying to affirm those, comparing your results to the Toxoplasmosis findings in the squirrel, and make another hypothesis that's more relevant.
CURSED IMAGES THREAD
On/off, OC encouraged
Let's get it going!
No one wants? fine
Have nice 33 f uk with her kik and original on/off collages of her, but not sure about posting
