Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>The Shitposters always go away
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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>>700499992
Nice picture, but the legs are a bit too skinny, especially the lower legs. How are you wonderful?
>>700501347
It was a damn good one. Didn't watch it live though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48ZThugpVik
>>700501336
>The feminists have spread over there too
Is it to late to go back to olden times of pillaging to show them they don't have it bad?
>>700501481
Eh, I wouldn't even say it was effort. CD Spammer was effort, and enjoyable. They literally were like a 11 year old thinking they were in the super secret club house at school.
Shizuru get
As always.
/b/, how the fuck do you kiss a girl?
With your mouth OP
>>700503949
On the dick silly
>>700503949
Be witty. Wait.
>>700504165
How do i initiate hooking up at like a music festival. Its obvious she wants to too. But im a pussy and have no experience
>>700504538
Easy. Practice on ugly fat needy chicks. Then, after you have finished your practice; tell them you will be back in a minute, and never come back. Then, bang! You have experience
ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
or dont idgaf
derp
>>700486382
I killed a guy in afghanistan. I watched him bleed out with a bomb on his chest. I "cleared" areas that had mines and popped a guy clear across the field. Nothing but his chest and foot. I thought i saw an IED said nothing and the truck in front of me got blown up because I thought it would be a faster day.
My 20 year old mega slut cousin brings up the topic of sex a lot when we see eachother, like she's hinting at something. Want to pursue further but not sure if the risk of potential family shame is worth the destruction I'd bring to that pussy if we found ourselves alone at my place
roll fags
ROLL
Post more op
>>700470547
You rolled less than 20 seconds after the thread was created. Jesus christ
r
>>700470859
I'm a fukkin pro.
Small tits bread
Request for more
>>700481074
moar!
>>700481406
>>700481350
>>700481074
I have plenty
More of her? And better quality pics?
Bump
Bump
Sadly I downloaded 4 pics of her in low quality, does someone have them in good quality please?
pls someone post more of her
Would you do it?
>>700505510
sure rolling now
8&9 reroll
Definitely. Not much to lose.
>>700505619
reroll
Roll
>>700505642
only 500k reroll
Hello /b/, today i wanna share a story with you. I know you guys don't give a single fuck but i don't wanna tell this story to anyone of my friends cus they never comfort me. I know that 4chan will not comfort me either but at least some of you might want to read the story, wich makes me happy. So yeah, i'm gonna start telling it.
>be me
>don't wanna say my age, but i'm old enough to be your son, trust me
>a few months ago
>i
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I got to the part where you said you played CSGO and stopped reading.
No. Fuck off.
Hurry up and get to the part where you go full retard and she blocks you.
>>700494381
>>700494589
CONT
>so the next day me and my friend played some more competitives, but this time we were with mary
>so we played two competitives, we won them and my friend decided to to ask her about her skype, so we could talk
>and she gave us
>we were in skype talking, and i tell you, she has such a sweet voice
>so...
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cont plz.. im almost there
Draw threads
draw things
request things.
jokes
Whens the conclusion?
Hello everyone
>>700490444
Hello sammy, nice trips
Requests?
>>700491253
What was that about a marshmallow?
>>700491314
Those arms do not match that frame.
Not trying to be mean.
It just kinda weirds me out.
not suppose to share - face full frontal edition. extra points for asians GO!
>>700501579
moooooooar
>>700501644
nice
>>700501737
more of this slut
debts of at least $650 million
>>700497468
small loan of 1 million: makes minus 650million$
"I'm a good businessman. I read people writing that all the time. People from everywhere say so. I'm so good with business."
>>700497468
Trump was always a loser. He just knew how to lie to people who need lies, because they can't face reality.
Tax returns being hidden. Companies with a total debt of around 2 billion. Chinese banks have lent the largest portion of money to his businesses. How could you elect someone to presidency who owes China perhaps a billion dollars?
>>700497468
>>700497644
>>700497807
Samefag
>>700497976
Only actual anon post the rest were OP
>>700497807
this
Celebs with perfect tits
>Hot Tub Time Machine
>>700487607
Who is she?
>>700488258
Jessica Pare
>>700488317
1000 times, this.
YLYL
>>700488368
At exactly 3:37 AM, you will be visited by the ghost of Yoshida Matsuro. Her face will be the last thing you see unless you post in this thread.
will she at least give me a blowjob?
My cum can make her face heal
Vegan cum
>>700496495
kek
>>700496384
fap
>Be masturbating to family photos of my mom when she was in middle school
>Mommy comes in and sees
>Asks me to stop
>Stand up, still masturbating (Slowly, dont want to cum yet, but dont wanna have to start over)
>Explain that incest was just invented by normies to make it harder for robots to get laid, and that only a fucking freak wouldn't be attracted to viable pussy when available
>She
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include me in the screenshot, this might get maybe two upvotes
Top Kek OP
I came.
>>700460866
medium kek at most faggot
>>700460608
I know this is purely bait
But if this is somehow a real story, you're a contemptible human being, and should seriously consider suicide if you don't already.
Let's get to rolling
xD
niggers
f
nugger
iu
non-porn webms
>>700500477
Trap/sissy/femboy/cd ECT thread <3
OC very welcome as per usual
I should go to sleep or stop posting in these threads for today :P
Any latex or condom stuff? Someone posted a couple in an earlier thread and it was hot...
>>700492583
i just came back home to make this thread and you're still awake ;c
>>700492395
moar
>>700492866
Moar of my ex gf?
Moar
Fuck yeah, she's sexy
>>700486918
>>700486982
Pause movies at 33:33 and guess the title
part 3
Let's start off easy
>>700498576
citizen kane?
>>700498576
casablanca
>>700498680
whiplash?
>>700498680
fantastic 4