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what if 4chan had a highschool?
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>>767759795
no
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>>767759795
SNHSFR Special needs high school for the retarded
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Professor of Sociology
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>>767759795
Rule number one: tits or gtfo.

There would probably be a lot of girls g-ing tfo.
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>>767759795
School shootings daily
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>>767759795
every bathroom would have at least 10 cameras
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I’d wear a bulletproof vest every day
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>what if 4chan had a highschool?
It would be a thousand psycho shooters and one normal kid.
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Yearbook would just be CP of every student
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>>767760158
>walk into the men's restroom
>see an anon smearing shit on the wall
>says "/b/ class of 2013"
>"why anon?"
>"cause I fucked your mom!"
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>>767759795
Every children would be raped by this website's infestation of pedophiles. Fuck off with the loli threads
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>>767760293
>turn 360° and leave
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Shooting is mandatory bois
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>>767760202
Sounds like my old school 2bh anon. I was the accidental transfer of a sped highschool

>>767760378
Nah
Pedophilia is a fetish. Not an act. They aren't child molesters

>>767760480
>360
Welcome back to your desk anon, here's your crayons and a large sheet of paper to shit on or draw on
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>>767759795
I'd be known for fucking all the hot femanons
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>>767759795
It would be named after Moot.

Christopher Poole high school for the "gifted".

People would ask, "Wanna go to the Poole?"
Everyone would reply with a firm, resounding, "no."
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>>767759795
isn't that what isis is?
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>>767760539
:^)
>Thinking he's this chad
>on /b/
surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>767759795
Would be super quiet because anons are too scared to speak to each other and know each others' interests.
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>>767760573
I go to the chris poole school for the uncool fool.
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>>767759912
/thread
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"Okay, today in Chemistry 101: How do I built the most potent bomb to BTFO fucking normies"
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>>767760703
Ther would be no girls
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>>767759795
>There would be a dead cat in the hallway
>For 3 years
>Because Every time someone went to move that cat some autisit would charge at them, screaming and shitting
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>>767760643
In a school for /b/tards, he might be.
Remember, in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
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>>767760703
FUCKING THIS
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>>767760643
I got the looks and the charm, just lack emotional intelligence to go anywhere
>>767760784
This
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GUYS! You're forgetting it's not JUST /b/ its ALL of 4chan

>>767760836
fair enough
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>>767759912
Yes
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>>767759795
School president: It would go back and forth between Boxxy and some fat retard who made people laugh by chasing them with his dick out

Class structure
8:00 - 9:30: Kill yourself faggot 101
9:40- 11:10: The evils of the Jews
11:10 - 2:00 Lunch (lotta fat people at /b/ HS)
2:00 - 3:30: How to make memes 101
3:40 - 5:10: How to steal the memes made by ^ 101

There would be fighting every day

There would be a serious shitting in the lunchroom problem

There would be a plsit between students over the question of traps being gay. This would usually result in violence.

No one would ever have sex
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>>767761163
where would all the 1/2 decent class' be like /g/ and /co/ and /ck/?
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>>767761163
> It would go back and forth between Boxxy and some fat retard who made people laugh by chasing them with his dick out
I giggled so hard because it's true
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>>767761340
They would be overtaken by the others. Think about what 4chan is most popular for? By far /b/ and /pol/. All the other boards combined cannot compare in terms of traffic
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So literally noone here is away of the "4chan university" graphic with all the members of the faculty as chosen by 4chan years ago? Newfags, newfags the lot of you
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It's be your regular school
genuine nerds/geeks from /g/
gamer mongs from /vg/
virgins from /mlp/
intellectuals from /sci/
lesser intellectuals with slightly racist leanings from /pol/
hipsters and shite musos from /mu/
qt artsy girls from /wg/ and /po/
weeaboo's from various boards
those weird goth kids from /x/
jocks from /sp/
school shooters from /k/, /r9k/
special needs from /b/ and /s4s/

guest starring snacks as pedo janitor
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>>767761798
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/550/121/892.jpg
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>>767762139
>literally linking images

ffs.
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>>767762257
it was too big and i said fuck it
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>>767759795
It would get shot the fuck up and the Americans would be like "THERE WAS NO WAY TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING"
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>>767762292
SO DID UR MOM
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>>767762428
damn im rekt
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>>767759795
It would be shut down immediately for widespread pedophilia amongst the staff
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>>767762488
...so was ur mom
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>>767760534
This is advanced autism
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/ic/ would have a pretty good art program but none of the kids would join because all their work would be called shit, so they would draw shitty anime with all the weird /ic/ kids
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>>767762654
dood i can only handle so much
>so could you mom
COME ON MAN

>>767762633
nahhhhhh.

>>767762683
I mean we are on /b/ anon
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>>767760573
Poole is closed motherfucker. Duh
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>>767759795
Is that that regard school in Johnstown PA?
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>>767760122
And suicides on weekends.
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>>767763073
Retard*
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>>767763112
Every Monday there would be a canon and all fallen tributes will be announced via picture in the sky.
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>>767759795
>what if 4chan had a highschool?
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>>360
>Welcome back to your desk anon, here's your crayons and a large sheet of paper to shit on or draw on
Burn in hell newfag
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>>767763828
Newfag
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>>767759795
it already did
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everyone would be gay and always fucking each other, fitfags would be bullying all us /b/tards
school shootings would always happen but thats ok because thats normal
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>>767759795
All the girls would be fat and all the boys would be edgy goth quiet white kids
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>>767759795
Hey, Wanna join shitpost? A server with little to no rules? well come and join the server, we have e-girl and e-boys! PRryFxk
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>>767759795
it already is filled with high schoolers
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>>767763279
every friday, exit bags would be handed out to all the students.
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>>767760122
Underrated
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Everyone would wear a trench coat and a fedora. Everyone would eat lunch alone.
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>>767763828
>not wanting to color with your own shit

>>767764977
no fuck off
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>>767763112
>>767765330
>>767763279
Killed a good joke
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>>767765482
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>>767765482
welcome to 4chan
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>>767760122
/thread
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>>767759795
Mandatory bullet proof vests
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>>767760167
I would wear a medieval armour. It will take a few bullets to take me out, but i would have ran away or killed the shooters when doing so.
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>>767760539
So you are a virgin?
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