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Hunger games simulator thread. Post who you want to be in the game.
Usopp
Naoto
>>674314798
Guildenstern
Smug Machiavelli
tiny garge
Would drinking 3~6dl of vodka before taping a plastic bag on my head and passing out be a viable suicide? Not for attention but for dying.
and by drinking I mean chugging it in a few seconds
No there's many reasons why It wont work. There's legal and less messy ways available if you were going to. (not that I agree)
Whats up man? Whats your story?
>>674311734
Let's find out. Do it and stream it. We'll observe results.
>>674312785
Why wouldn't it work? Also I'm not looking for a more legal way, isn't suicide illegal in many countries anyway?
>>674313036
Jeez, wait till I found out if it works.
Sluts you know
Dubs Names Gun.
trips gets the gun
>>674315012
Nigger dick
I'm gay
>>674315012
I want that gun m8
5 Inches Deep
just in case:
/id/companionkitteh
#stoploli
yassssss bitch
t.
>>674315316
>>674315373
my prediction: OP will fail
>>674315420
>>674315464
Previous thread
>>>674305102
Results of personal army request. If satisfactory more goodies for the fat lifeless faggots you are.
bumpity bump
>>674313536
don't have to call us names
>>674313536
>no nudes
What do we say boys?
#stoploli please
>>674313536
more nudes
Adam Sandler appreciation thread.
>>674313052
what the fuck is wrong with you?
this is got to be the weirdest most sadistic bullshit i ever seen on here
you're all kinds of fucked up
get help you freak
>>674313052
You motherfuckers are actually going to deport this child? Why? She has lived with the Sandlers for years, her mom is a great person. FUCK YOU 4CHAN
>>674314537
Once Trump is prez all mexi are going bye bye starting with Sandlers maid then all your maids lol We just getting a jump start on things.
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed hiroyuki, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
>>674313052
Bike on into mexico little one. Have fun sleep tight my little burrito.
Alright /b/, recently a few freshmen fucks have been a dick to a friend of mine and she doesnt deserve it. Here are their numbers. Send anything you have, preferably gore/rekt and other obscenities. i want them scarred for life.
+1 (717) 579-8530
+1 (717) 383-0941
+1 (717) 805-1914
And this last one is the man of the hour, his name is John, be especially gruesome to this faggot.
+1 (717) 686-7917
I promise all of these numbers are legit. Post screenshots of the convos
>>674314775
Nypa. Fuck off underage faggot
>>674314775
Where the fuck do you think you are?
not your personal army
NYPA unless you have said friends nudes faggot
Fuck off jewbo
Usless superpower thread?
You can fly, but only for 1 second at a time with a 60sec cooldown
wet sleeves
You spawn infinate food whenever you're hungry, but it can only be fermented fish
Yo flying for one second would be sick. Could jump from roof to roof. Stealing shit
>>674313485
you could also freak people out by jumping of skyscrapers and then stopping just at the bottom
can only fly under water
أنا Ø£Øب النظارات البس
this man right here gave my dad a sandwich for brekfist
>>674314082
You joined ISIS little Billy?
>>674314383
no, he just wants to make fuck manly woman , guy
czech out my dubs, anons
>>674314383
أنا لست بيلي
Anyone have any humorous business concepts?
I want to open a BBQ restaurant called Napkins, but there wouldn't be a single napkin in the whole restaurant. I figure I'd have to hire someone whose job would be entirely dedicated to cleaning doorhandles
>>674310215
thisis the dumbest fucking thing i've seen here on /b/ all fucking day.
>>674310390
Did you have to stop fapping to your furry-loli-trap porn to post that, or are you able to rhythmically stroke your cock while trying to simultaneously type with your left hand
>>674310994
Don't be shy anon
>>674310215
Open a theme part called Caucasia. That way whites know where their from.
I recently found this, does /b/ know if it's worth anything? It's still in the wrapper.
Is it sealed and is it a cd key or install floppy disk/cd disc
>>674315182
still running windows 10 here, so thats approximately 9.5 times better, i say go for it, OP!
Nothing
It's not worth anything. You should use it tho
>>674315372
Yea it's all closed
share your best bait.
your bait is newfag
yes I am samefagn it
Dubs?
>>674315241
>reverse search
no results
Sharpie in pooper
Play with pussy
>>674315241
yeah well i guess then you better stick a sharpie in you pooper!
>>674315241
Do something other than what beta's usually ask, go mow some strangers lawn
>>674315241
tits
and write on them PADANYA
Sister/incest thread?
Got drunk with my sister and touched her pussy when she was sleeping. Shit was so cash.
I like the taboo of incest but I find my family sexually repulsive, anyone else in my lane?
>>674313950
...maybe
Can we get some green text pls
love fapping to my sis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-p layer_character
My BF/SO has HEP C and we were shooting up meth and roxies and i told him i loved him and don't care if he has HEP C so i fulled a needle of his blood and injected myself. I want to have sex with his friend but he's a little pussy bitch who has never has an STD and is goody 2-shoes but i wanna suck his dick and feel him n my pussy. i shot up my BF's blood 45 mins ago when I was meth'd out. Do you think they virus has spread in 45 minutes to the point that i can't fuck my boyfriend's friend without giving him HEP C??
please be b8
>>674311006
Nope but hurry
>>674311006
No tits, just GTFO troll
>1/10 I responded
>>674311243
no ur wronggg. im serious i just drank a bunch of UV vodka and i am horny and me and my boyfriend got in a fight after i shot up hisblood.
I actually know someone who slept with his girlfriend without condoms, knowing she has hep c because love and shit after being a couple for a few weeks. They broke up recently.
What is your experience with Hispanic chicks?
>>674311831
cook and clean for me, great in bed, little to no arguing
>10/10 would recommend to a friend
Just dont get a crazy one, crazy hispanics are 10 times more than usual
Emotional
Make you work for the puss
Awesome once you get it
Have a time limit, will eventually turn into a stout old troll
Very hard nut to crack, but once you're in you're in. Get a bad reputation because they usually are only attracted to awful guys. They are very loyal usually, believe it or not.
Had two long term hispanic GF. My experience. They all fucking crazy once they know you're in it for the long haul. The hispanic girls I was with were very americanized. Very cute and passionate but as soon as they knew they had me reeled in good that bitch chola chica act came out. Wouldn't recommend for long term.
>>674311831
get ready to be called papi
Post a pic. Other anons rate and say how they'd duck them.
Replys get Replys
>>674313460
I would duck her in her buttquack
Probably with a black-bellied whistling duck, or a plumed whistling duck. Mmmm.
>>674313742
>>674313611
kluck
Need some help /b/. If I can connect to a houses WiFi connection, any tips on how I can access files on a computer in said home? There's info on a PC I NEED to delete. Will reward with a righteous High Five
>>674310965
find out what internet service they use. get a fuckin uniform for that company. make up some bullshit about how someone is trying to hack into their internet/cable and you would like to check on their computer for harm. call in before hand to make it seem more legit. if you dont like this shitty idea go fuck urself
>>674311447
Nah, they'll know me. Will go fuck myself, but also excepting other ideas :)
>>674311767
get a friend to do it. assuming you have said friend
Unless they having the proper network sharing permissions set up on the computer you're trying to access, getting onto the wireless network is the least of your worries. If you can access the computer you can set that up and then connect later.
Or quickly install teamviewer and add it to your account and remote access later.
>>674312342
possibility, but looking for more like, being able to do it from their lawn on my laptop, at night all spy like
