In this thread we summon chuck, also dubs.
Bump, finish chuck I've got an unfinished story!
>>674316814
Also, are you the 'deer god' guy? Cuz you're in the image...
Shameless bump...
Huh?
I came back from a week in Lima, Peru. I have had diarrhea for 24 hours. I don't mind though. It's not painful, just a quick 1 minute watery shit every 2 hours. Like peeing out of my butthole.
Is there any reason to be worried /b/ or can I live my life like this?
If it lasts long enough you'll get seriously dehydrated, you probably already are by this point. The thing to be worried about are parasites/something you've ingested.
At the very least start taking antibiotics, amoxycyllan, anything derivative of pennacillin
stop the loli please
>>674315418
You have Zika. RIP
>>674316514
so if I drink Gatorade I'll be fine?
New Rule 34 thread
bump
WHAT ARE WE GONNA BUILD?
a pineapple under the sea
OUR CREDIT BY MAKING SOUND CHOICES IN OUR STOCK PORTFOLIO!
a loli wall
>>674318040
ADDITIONAL PYLONS
New Jersey slut thread.
Jersey girls are nasty cum sluts.
Post them all with pics, name and town.
609 here
anyone got 201?
973 montville here
973 montville
This is Guardrail Kenny Say "Hello Guardrail Kenny" Or your asshole will fall out tonight
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Ynnek liardraug olleh
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
jews on christmas
Adolf-Kun claimed
>>674319014
Thank you I am doing well, how about you?
MILF thread and experiences
>be me
>be 15
>women in her mid 30's moves in next door with her 11 year old daughter
>watch her daily routine for weeks
>see she's lonely
>walking my neighborhood drunk as fuck
>she's parked in her car sitting in front of her garage
>the garage door just opening and shutting
>walk over to car
>she's crying
>knock on window
>she rolls the window down
>"It's broke" tears running own her face
>ask to see the remote
>fucking buttons are jammed
>pop them out with my finger nail
>press open
>her face lights up
>"thank you so much"
>after that night everytime she saw me walking down the street she'd need my help
>program her tv
>fix a leaking sink
>replace the floor in her bathroom
>I was a dumb kid just being nice that got roped into shit I wouldn't say no to
>my friend sees all the shit I'm doing for my neighbor
>points out I'm pretty much the man of the house
>this really gets me thinking
>>674317010
>mowing her lawn in the late afternoon
>her daughters at her friends house
>decide to take break because fuck push mowing
>sit on couch
>she comes out of her bedroom
>hair wet
>assume she'd just gotten out of the shower
>fuck she smelled like green apple
>asks me if I want something to drink
>fucking around I say yeah bring me a beer
>she actually does it
>she walks over to me
>opens the bottle and hands it to me
>a woman bring you a beer and opening it for you is sexy as fuck
>she's wearing pj pants andd a baggy t with no bra
>asks if I want to watch a movie
>"sure"
>she gets down on all fores looking for a dvd underneath the tv stand
>big round milf ass stuck right in the air towards me
>hard as the most solid mass in the universe
>fuckit.png
>slid of couch onto my knees right behind dat ass
>grab both sides pf her pants and start to pull down
>my heads are shaking
>she isn't moving at all
>>674317010
>>674317187
>get pants down
>nose goes straight to her asshole for some reason
>smell great
>start rimming it
>use thumb to rub her clit
>seemed like forever
>realize she still hasn't moved or made a sound
>start thinking I fucked up and shes just waiting for this nightmare to be over
>stop and pull her pants back up and sit back on couch
>"do you want to watch the notebook anon"
>"s-sure"
>she puts it in and just walks back to the couch and sits on the other end
>she puts her feet in my lap
>we sit in silence and watch the notebook
and that was only the first time
>>674317300
keep it up son
>>674317300
dont stop, i am halfway to diamonds
pic below you is your new steam avatar
stop the loli
please
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whoever says that they wouldnt fuck this bunny are damned liars
>>674315269
True
>>674315269
dem ears.
dem hips.
dat face.
Now
I'm not a liar. I don't want to fuck that bunny because I'm not a filthy degenerate like you.
Why are athiest always liberal? Do conservative atheists even exist?
>>674315771
Yep. One right here. And atheists that are leftists worship the state as their God.
>>674316560
no, those are communists, anarchists worship no one.
>>674315771
Religious practice is inherently conservative, since it values preservation of outdated traditions and stifles independent thought and change.
Ask the great dark lord anything.
Donald am I a nigger ?
will the wall go up
Bernie 2016
>>674318506
kek
>>674318506
Well looks like trumps a low level scum
Does this whole thing not seem off to anybody? The way he is acting is like a bad highschool play. Also, i thought it was next to impossible to get into North Korea.
>>674316961
> He was drinking the night before according to friends. Then the idiot decides to steal some shit and gets busted before getting on the plane. They were all warned they could be arrested for simple shit like folding a magazine cover in half that had Baby Dick Kim on it.
TLDR: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>674316961
>Also, i thought it was next to impossible to get into North Korea.
you thought wrong
>>674316961
The mother fucker wasn't exactly Nathan Hale. he was shit talking America on the stand to save his own ass. Fuck him. Let him rot. Prick.
It's really not that hard to get into North Korea. It's what you do once you're inside that you have to be careful about.
Cheetah kizzes
Gay cheetah kizzes obvi
I sense that I wasted today
>>674318058
I'm petting your tail
First time doing this
I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS WEAK SHIT
>>674315392
Re roll faggot
>>674315475
Goddammit roll
I really need these fresh dubs
someone just stole my toilet seat, wtf?
Hey /b/ i found these bottles of a controlled substance in my refrigirator and was wondering if anyone could identify them
I think it might be ketamine but im not sure
I think they were originally medicine for my dog
If anyone can id them ill drink some
>>674315393
Def Ketamine. My dog had the same bottle after his surgery. Looks old as shit though, you might have to drink a lot to get any effect.
>>674315753
If you take a sip I can tell you for sure what it is.
methadone. it says it on the bottle.
Drunk/passed out abuse thread!
stop loli
>>674315622
bump, also nice dubs
Ariana Grande bread
Let's get some pics goin of this goddess
>19 years old boy
>cant Make The girl you like become your friend
>Every crush I have had just hates me after 3 weeks of knowing me
>Last time I had a girlfriend was 4 years ago
>Im not fat
>Im not mean with people
>I have midle long straight clean hair almost to The neck
>Im not jealous and let girls do what they want without complaining
>I dont smell bad
>Cant get a girl to like me
>Cant Make female friends
What is it? Am I really this bad?
Don't try to hard man.
>>674315357
Show dick pic, we'll see why.
Do you constantly ask if everything is OK after you've established a conversation?
>>674315357
You're probably just an obnoxious faggot. It's your personality.
Hunger Games thread!
First 24 gets in!
Alex Mason
>>674316532
Duke Nukem
Hank Scorpio
Jason Hudson
