MILF thread and experiences
>be me
>be 15
>women in her mid 30's moves in next door with her 11 year old daughter
>watch her daily routine for weeks
>see she's lonely
>walking my neighborhood drunk as fuck
>she's parked in her car sitting in front of her garage
>the garage door just opening and shutting
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>>674317010
>mowing her lawn in the late afternoon
>her daughters at her friends house
>decide to take break because fuck push mowing
>sit on couch
>she comes out of her bedroom
>hair wet
>assume she'd just gotten out of the shower
>fuck she smelled like green apple
...
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>>674317010
>>674317187
>get pants down
>nose goes straight to her asshole for some reason
>smell great
>start rimming it
>use thumb to rub her clit
>seemed like forever
>realize she still hasn't moved or made a sound
>start...
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>>674317300
keep it up son
>>674317300
dont stop, i am halfway to diamonds
bumping because OP needs to continue
pic below you is your new steam avatar
stop the loli
please
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>>674318926
whoever says that they wouldnt fuck this bunny are damned liars
>>674315269
True
>>674315269
dem ears.
dem hips.
dat face.
Now
I'm not a liar. I don't want to fuck that bunny because I'm not a filthy degenerate like you.
>>674315269
Why are you doing this!?
Why are athiest always liberal? Do conservative atheists even exist?
>>674315771
Yep. One right here. And atheists that are leftists worship the state as their God.
>>674316560
no, those are communists, anarchists worship no one.
>>674315771
Religious practice is inherently conservative, since it values preservation of outdated traditions and stifles independent thought and change.
Im athiest and also conservative
Ask the great dark lord anything.
Donald am I a nigger ?
will the wall go up
Bernie 2016
>>674318506
kek
>>674318506
Well looks like trumps a low level scum
do i join the gym on friday?
Does this whole thing not seem off to anybody? The way he is acting is like a bad highschool play. Also, i thought it was next to impossible to get into North Korea.
>>674316961
> He was drinking the night before according to friends. Then the idiot decides to steal some shit and gets busted before getting on the plane. They were all warned they could be arrested for simple shit like folding a magazine cover in half that had Baby Dick Kim on it.
TLDR: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>674316961
>Also, i thought it was next to impossible to get into North Korea.
you thought wrong
>>674316961
The mother fucker wasn't exactly Nathan Hale. he was shit talking America on the stand to save his own ass. Fuck him. Let him rot. Prick.
It's really not that hard to get into North Korea. It's what you do once you're inside that you have to be careful about.
>>674317849
Is that a resistance reference?
Cheetah kizzes
Gay cheetah kizzes obvi
I sense that I wasted today
>>674318058
I'm petting your tail
>>674318213
The best kind
First time doing this
I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS WEAK SHIT
>>674315392
Re roll faggot
>>674315475
Goddammit roll
I really need these fresh dubs
someone just stole my toilet seat, wtf?
>>674315169
I'mma fuck you til you love me, faggot
Hey /b/ i found these bottles of a controlled substance in my refrigirator and was wondering if anyone could identify them
I think it might be ketamine but im not sure
I think they were originally medicine for my dog
If anyone can id them ill drink some
>>674315393
Def Ketamine. My dog had the same bottle after his surgery. Looks old as shit though, you might have to drink a lot to get any effect.
>>674315753
If you take a sip I can tell you for sure what it is.
methadone. it says it on the bottle.
im 99% sure its methadone
Drunk/passed out abuse thread!
stop loli
>>674315622
bump, also nice dubs
Are you guys doing cool shit in here ?
Ariana Grande bread
Let's get some pics goin of this goddess
sideboob yum
>19 years old boy
>cant Make The girl you like become your friend
>Every crush I have had just hates me after 3 weeks of knowing me
>Last time I had a girlfriend was 4 years ago
>Im not fat
>Im not mean with people
>I have midle long straight clean hair almost to The neck
>Im not jealous and let girls do what they want without
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Don't try to hard man.
>>674315357
Show dick pic, we'll see why.
Do you constantly ask if everything is OK after you've established a conversation?
>>674315357
You're probably just an obnoxious faggot. It's your personality.
>>674315663
>tfw I used to do this and more a few years ago
Man, I was fucking pathetic. Glad I improved.
Hunger Games thread!
First 24 gets in!
Alex Mason
>>674316532
Duke Nukem
Hank Scorpio
Jason Hudson
Gromit
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
Omg llease please
yes pls
ITT we take and witness double digits.
not sure if getting trips when calling for dubs is a win or a fail so pee porn
>>674317111
checked
witnessed
>>674317111
those are trips mane
loli needs to halt. please quit life you pedos.
>>674313309
MODSMODSODSMODSMODSMODS
>>674313773
>being this much of a faggot
>>674313773
>>674313309
Sauce?
What's your go to game while tripping /b/?
>Dead Space 2
>Minecraft
>Minesweeper
>Chess
>>674315724
i dont take acid enough to play video games on it
go outside faggot
>>674316432
true that, but if one is just melting inside
Aion
>>674316579
well then i'd say smash 64 all day
Why waste a trip on vidya? Go hug some sheep niggah.
Share your funniest, favorite, or most unsettling images.
monitoring
This picture makes me feel some kinda way and i'm not sure if i like it.
>>674316191
ma'am, you forgot your purse!
from platoon. this scene disturbed me.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/312066 /cumplication/?from=vbwn
Just found this video. My wife's sister is in it. Guess which one.
> trips instant reveal
#stoptheloli
Rollin
?
I dont care.... But i am curious, so... Rolling
rollings
Why don't famous celebrities come here to 4chan for AMA's? Why do they flock to reddit?
>>674313836
because you pollute 4chan with your OP faggotness
>>674313836
Because 4chan is for degenerates like us.
>>674313836
Im a celebrity. Ask me anything
>>674315869
Whats it like being a cuck?
>>674316119
What's it like using the gayest buzzword on 4chan?