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>>767832716

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hey lads

>>767832716
dem eyes tho

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this girl is hot as fuck

She fucked him. Leave her now

>>767832192
Sounds like she was too drunk to know what she was doing. Obviously she's sorry and regrets what happened, so go easy on her.

He has feelings for her and saw a chance to act upon them. He'll never get this chance again, because she's your girl and she loves you. You're like the least cuckiest guy in this situation. She's your girl, who she loves. The other guy is some drunken mistake. Don't sweat it

>>767832192

cuckold
ˈkʌk(ə)ld/
noundated
noun: cuckold; plural noun: cuckolds

1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
"jokes in literature about elderly cuckolds and misers are rife"

>KEYWORD: HUSBAND

Now then faggot, explain how you're feeling like a cuck if she's just your GF

She fucked him btw, you should've been more of a man and she wouldn't have needed to go off and get her...
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kill him
kill her
kill yourself

>>767832313
I can 100% confirm that she didnt do anything else than kiss.. For now at least. Our apartment will last two more months so would be a waste to break up now, so im waiting till summer

The fuck are you doing with a facebook? kys

>>767831222
Post her nudes. It's the only logical thing to do.

>>767831355
Yup makes sense to me..

>>767831355
I do not have such photos, dude.

>>767831310
I do not understand.

I have no idea what to do with me now.

>>767831222
tell her parents

Nice ahegao

>>767824011
Trap,childhood friend, happy sex

All together

>>767824011
I’m really into amateur POV anal. I know them getting pussy fucked isn’t enjoyable for the most part considering their comfortable enough to being filmed so why not watch them struggle pushing a dick of their shitters? It’s even better when it’s a surprise but those videos are rare as hell.

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Straight Shota

>>767824822
But what about a shota wife?

This is bait. OP obviously wants pedo shit.

>faggot

ITT: anon tries to veil his attempt at soliciting pedo shit then doesn't post anything

Guys, guys, guys, you know what we should do to piss op off? Post pedo shit, yeah, that would do it

What a bunch of fags

sh/0cedlla60ycrweb/AADqfL6zVyXWP9NiaL9T7g2Ma?dl=0

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forgot to add other pics

just buy a flesh light.... its 100% worth it

How it feels?

the cold keeps you from cuming too quickly, but otherwise is amazing. added bonus is you dont need to clean it cause it melts away after and that lubrication comes built in!

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>>767828401
>>767828485
hmmm... might have to look into this

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IG: desdelacomisuradetuboca

>>767825254
I can't wait for these threads to die out
*sage*

>>767825332
>sage
lol

>>767825332
t. nigger

>>767825254
LMFAO NIGGAS IS GAY xD

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>>767825254
Fuck the new /b/ dude.Hiro doesn't do anything about the spam any more. Political spam, corporate spam, porn spam.
The whole fucking website is turning inside out. There's no fucking content and I have to deal with UK astroturphers and these faggots selling glasses 100% of the time.

Fuck this shit. I hope this website dies

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>>767827001
I'mma post some more

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Her name's Amanda Buchanan by the way

I DARE you to tribute her!

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She needs a big hard cock on her face

>>767827072
>Depersonlization Disorder
Go read/listen to the Bhagavad Gita.
That's the ideal state if you're educated enough. Otherwise it might be hell.

>>767827176
What's it about?

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>>767827072
Your opinions on cookies?

>>767827072
what does the transition into the episode feel like?

>>767827072
do you fap`?

>>767825004
sad no old fags left, anonymous gone, no long cat, no cat goddess, no millhouse memes, I give up,

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I come back every once in a while, but it's not the same.

Miss the great store coupons. Why did they stop those?

>>767826067
all this place is now is frat boys trying to get someone-ANYONE to look and rate their pathetic little dicks and edgelords trying to stir the racial pot with their nigger posts

This is a lot more gay than even 5 years ago. Not a lot of rate my dick threads back then. Also how come no amateur lesbian? Would love to see pics like that again.

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>>767829471
dup

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>>767829503

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>>767829522

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>>767829538

>>767830622
Bandage

>mildy bad
NIGGA

>>767830683
IT HURTS OKAY AND I THINK ITS STARTING TO BRUISE

>>767830622
Show us your tits you fucking cunt

>>767830680
like a gauze bandage thing? i wanted to wear thigh highs but my knee is being a bitch

>>767826946
Because you're 26 and still haven't figured out how to live on your own?
>live with mom because I'm broke and can't sustain a job
ding ding ding
>able to cook, clean, and sustain myself as a person
everyone can do that. It's called being alive you fucking idiot. How can you even think that's a skill? Only autist's can't do those things.

Get your own place and stop being a faggot. Start saving...
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>>767827279
I was talking to some people about this and honestly, it's an American thing because we see it as "If you can't live on your own, you're not living the American dream." Everything is stupid expensive. How am I to live on my own at 9/h where I live in the first place?

Sustaining a job is easier said than done anon, and why is it? because most places that are hiring are fast food. McDicks hires at 7/h and is one of the worst jobs I ever had. I found a job that I don't have to...
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There is literally nothing wrong with living with your parents until you are financially stable

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>>767827645
The face that you've spent the last 8 years graduating and are contemplating Mcdonalds and Walmart etc. as hiring options shows why you're a fucking loser.

You've made no attempts to better your life or even plan for a better one. Hell, you can even just double shift and work two jobs to support yourself before moving on to something better. But do you? No.

You're the reason our generation is given a bad name and people question our work ethic. Eat shit and join the army or something...
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>>767827645
Dear man child,

It's ok to live with your parents. It's not okay to financially depend on your parents. You start dating a girl and drop the bomb on her that you're living with your parents they may balk. Drop along with that you have a huge nest egg saved up and are waiting for the right person to move in with it's a whole different narrative.

Also get a guard card and work security. It's a relatively high paying job for an extremely low skill set. Shit is boring as fuck...
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you tried

>be 18
>be me
>be fully grown adult
>get dubs
>get da big secks from your mother
>check em :>

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watch this

>be me
>get dubs

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>>767829384
>>767829562
>>767829586

not how it works newfag

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I really want fries

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mtl > ny bagels

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>>767826545

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>>767826545
>white people
>good food

Pick one

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>>767829940
frick

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>>767827241
islam is the ultimate solution to the roastie problem.

>>767827241
you know what's also funny?
if islam is a religion of peace, then why aren't the extremists super peaceful?
pedophilia is terrible anyway because children don't have the minds to deal with sexual ideas
who cares about having more rights, that's just the other side of the extreme. why is genital mutilation good for anybody?
sure, it's good for men, but then those men will try to spread it and look here's terrorism, just like jihads. even if i'm wrong, fuck off, you...
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Muslims mutilate their women.
Jews mutilate their men.

What the fuck is wrong with religious tards.

>>767827375
I don't care about the other things that you've said, it's all about having more rights than women. That's all that matters.

>>767827375
Why weren't the Christian extremists peaceful? It's because they are extremists dipshit, they don't follow normal tradition.