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to post the most American(tm) picture you have.
Fuckin burgers are subhuman scum
Pics you SHOULDn't share continued. Need/want more edition
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friend's wife
>>767830849
Moar!!
What do you do if you think a "friend" is stealing weed from you?
I don't want to accuse this person without proof
>>767833529
Replace weed with fake weed
Track the baggie and how ita laid, if it moves its been taken
Wait till you have proof and then call them on it if they are. Speak to other friends see if they think the same thing
>>767833529
Move your weed, tell only them and see if they steal it
Replace with spice
Celeb thread
hey lads
FB/IG fap thread post THOTS you know!
this girl is hot as fuck
i need your help /b..
Yesterday my gf of 3 years kissed somebody else at a party. She claims being drunk out of her mind and didnt know any better. Today she cried her eyes out and talking about how sorry she is and how she could even do this to me. I currently live with her due to studying, but probs dumping her for good by the start of the summer. However, am i overreacting when i want to get back at the motherfucker who kissed her as well? He knows well that she has a bf, but he kissed her and confessed his feelings towards her..
Am I overreacting when i want to do something back at him. If not, then what can i do and still not get into trouble... Hate feeling like a fucking cuck
She fucked him. Leave her now
>>767832192
Sounds like she was too drunk to know what she was doing. Obviously she's sorry and regrets what happened, so go easy on her.
He has feelings for her and saw a chance to act upon them. He'll never get this chance again, because she's your girl and she loves you. You're like the least cuckiest guy in this situation. She's your girl, who she loves. The other guy is some drunken mistake. Don't sweat it
>>767832192
cuckold
ˈkʌk(ə)ld/
noundated
noun: cuckold; plural noun: cuckolds
1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
"jokes in literature about elderly cuckolds and misers are rife"
>KEYWORD: HUSBAND
Now then faggot, explain how you're feeling like a cuck if she's just your GF
She fucked him btw, you should've been more of a man and she wouldn't have needed to go off and get her rocks off somewhere else
kill him
kill her
kill yourself
>be me
>wake up to work today
>6am
>look at the screen
>new invitation to friend list on fb
>strange person, no connections
>see chat
>message from that guy
>"hey anon, we do not know each other, I am sorry, look at pics"
>pics: my fiancee
>he explained he did not know she was engaged with me
>she look at ther phone and realized
>she dumped her
>texted me to let me know in good faith
>postet proofs and screens of texts with her
>dumped her too
>mfw I lost 4 years
>mfw it is the last person I would suspect of cheating
>mfw I was working hard to get money
>mfw she was living with me and not paying for anything
Help me. I am in shock. What do I do now? Please guys... I am 27yo, what can I do now? I have only you today. All my friends are busy and not in town. I am so crushed inside. Please, help me.
The fuck are you doing with a facebook? kys
>>767831222
Post her nudes. It's the only logical thing to do.
>>767831355
Yup makes sense to me..
>>767831355
I do not have such photos, dude.
>>767831310
I do not understand.
I have no idea what to do with me now.
what is your go-to genre of porn?
Nice ahegao
>>767824011
Trap,childhood friend, happy sex
All together
>>767824011
I’m really into amateur POV anal. I know them getting pussy fucked isn’t enjoyable for the most part considering their comfortable enough to being filmed so why not watch them struggle pushing a dick of their shitters? It’s even better when it’s a surprise but those videos are rare as hell.
Straight Shota
drop box
NO PEDO SHIT
This is bait. OP obviously wants pedo shit.
>faggot
ITT: anon tries to veil his attempt at soliciting pedo shit then doesn't post anything
Guys, guys, guys, you know what we should do to piss op off? Post pedo shit, yeah, that would do it
basically i made an amazing discovery. you CAN fuck ice. my only suggestions are that you make the hole, slightly smaller than you want it to be, because it melts kind of fast at the start.
steps:
-get water bottle
-cutt top off
-hotglue pipe insulator inside to the top piece
-fill with water and freeze, might need to tape down the top piece, as it floats up
im suprised how well it really worked out. possible improvements are to try different shapes, like add ribbing, although it will make it way harder to extract the inner piece after freezing.
forgot to add other pics
just buy a flesh light.... its 100% worth it
How it feels?
the cold keeps you from cuming too quickly, but otherwise is amazing. added bonus is you dont need to clean it cause it melts away after and that lubrication comes built in!
Mexican girls thread
Post what you have amigos
Bonus points for IG or stories
IG: desdelacomisuradetuboca
Black """""""men"""""""
>>767825254
I can't wait for these threads to die out
*sage*
>>767825332
>sage
lol
>>767825332
t. nigger
>>767825254
LMFAO NIGGAS IS GAY xD
Trying to find this person on Instagram. Anyone know her? I have some nudes as well, they're amazing. Let me know.
>>767827001
I'mma post some more
Her name's Amanda Buchanan by the way
New cock/cum tribute thread
I DARE you to tribute her!
Hey /b/, ask someone who has Depersonlization Disorder anything. Currently experiencing an episode so strike whilst the iron is hot
>>767827072
>Depersonlization Disorder
Go read/listen to the Bhagavad Gita.
That's the ideal state if you're educated enough. Otherwise it might be hell.
>>767827176
What's it about?
>>767827072
Your opinions on cookies?
>>767827072
what does the transition into the episode feel like?
I miss the old /b/ post some nostalgia from when /b/ wasn't just cancer and dicks
>>767825004
sad no old fags left, anonymous gone, no long cat, no cat goddess, no millhouse memes, I give up,
I come back every once in a while, but it's not the same.
Miss the great store coupons. Why did they stop those?
>>767826067
all this place is now is frat boys trying to get someone-ANYONE to look and rate their pathetic little dicks and edgelords trying to stir the racial pot with their nigger posts
my vsco dump starting with emily
i wanna wear cute skirts again but i got this mildly bad road rash on my knee, how do i heal it properly without tegaderm? i really hope i can wear skirts again but these wounds make me kinda insecure now
>>767830622
Bandage
>mildy bad
NIGGA
>>767830683
IT HURTS OKAY AND I THINK ITS STARTING TO BRUISE
>>767830622
Show us your tits you fucking cunt
>be me
>26
>Just got a job after about 3 months of getting fired
>fireworks shop!
>Live with mom because I'm broke and can't sustain a job
>able to cook, clean and sustain my myself as a person
>No kids
>no gf
>Told I'm irresponsible because I buy video games and TCGs >>>>Didn't have a kid at 18
>Not a virgin tho
>1/2 decent looking
So /b/ tell me something, why am I the "loser" to society when I have nothing to gain or lose from life right now other than living at home in America? I've talked to several friends who are in other countries and tell me it's normal to stay home and save money till they can move out.
>>767826946
Because you're 26 and still haven't figured out how to live on your own?
>live with mom because I'm broke and can't sustain a job
ding ding ding
>able to cook, clean, and sustain myself as a person
everyone can do that. It's called being alive you fucking idiot. How can you even think that's a skill? Only autist's can't do those things.
Get your own place and stop being a faggot. Start saving your cash and sustain a fucking job.
>>767827279
I was talking to some people about this and honestly, it's an American thing because we see it as "If you can't live on your own, you're not living the American dream." Everything is stupid expensive. How am I to live on my own at 9/h where I live in the first place?
Sustaining a job is easier said than done anon, and why is it? because most places that are hiring are fast food. McDicks hires at 7/h and is one of the worst jobs I ever had. I found a job that I don't have to flip a burger.
I didn't think I'd need to go into detail about this but I guess I will. The fact that Americans are so hellbent on getting out of their parents basement is honestly annoying and sad at the same time. Why? Because, why should I live on my own and barely making it by each week, not eating a decent meal and surviving on ramen and egg drop soup? Seriously. I've done it and it's hell, living with my mom, at least she buys food. So realistically, a job like that would be near to impossible.
Go ahead, do the math. I have, literally.
common bills - water, electricity, internet MAYBE, food, gass, car insurance, cell phone.
Don't forget to add up your weekly check for the month and then figure out how much you will have at the end of it all. And you can only use between 7-10/h finding anything higher is hard as balls. Only Wal*Mart does it and it's fucking stupid.
There is literally nothing wrong with living with your parents until you are financially stable
>>767827645
The face that you've spent the last 8 years graduating and are contemplating Mcdonalds and Walmart etc. as hiring options shows why you're a fucking loser.
You've made no attempts to better your life or even plan for a better one. Hell, you can even just double shift and work two jobs to support yourself before moving on to something better. But do you? No.
You're the reason our generation is given a bad name and people question our work ethic. Eat shit and join the army or something you fucking pussy, think of the bills your mom has to pay supporting you before thinking it's cheaper on yourself.
And like it or not, you're a loser.
>be 18
>be me
>be fully grown adult
>get dubs
>get da secks
>check em bois
you tried
>be 18
>be me
>be fully grown adult
>get dubs
>get da big secks from your mother
>check em :>
watch this
>be me
>get dubs
