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Hi Anonymous.
My apologies for making you wait. Come in for advice or a friendly chat. I'm suspending my fortune telling for now but Makoto and my junior shrine maidens can still hook you up!
>>677392753
hi raymoo. bump and shit
>>677392753
I'm just a meme
>>677392753
No lie, I am jealous of that hair. Mines all frizzy and such.
And I'm all for fortunes right now, but I gotta get to work. So give me, saaaaay, 20-30 minutes and I'll be back and ready to go.
>>677392753
Oh...Oh my
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
If getting guns to kill people wasn't bad enough, now we have this!
Planes being used to kill innocent people.
We need to have tighter regulations on air planes and helicopters. Getting a plane is to easy.
>>677391672
Planes are not intended to kill people you enormous faggot
Guns are no laughing matter. Seriously there should be a stop to "OHH MUH GUHNS" MY RIGHTSS
>>677391672
Typical day in San Andreas
>>677391892
>>677391672
Ban assault vehicles first!
I don't want to be racist.
I don't try to be racist.
Why have I unironically become racist?
I truly want to believe that blacks are equal to whites and deserve the same rights. All through high school, I attempted to ignore the jungle-like behavior of the Negroes. Even now in university, I am so shocked when seeing a black able function in a class without being disruptive or idiotic. I understand that not all blacks are idiots, obviously, but how am I to believe that a people with no interest in any form of academia or any knowledge for that matter, are
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>>677390357
People are animals.
>>677391238
that's true, yeah
i understand i'm just a person of average intellegence who'll end up working a 9-5 job, but i accept that; it's not a horrible fate
>>677390670
what?
NO NIGGERS = NO PROBLEMS
NO JEWS = NO PROBLEMS
THEY NEED DIE
>>677390357
Do you live in America?
There's trash in every ethnicity, but it seems in the US a lot more black people are stereotypical fuckwads than say Canada. Luckily here in Canada we tend to have more normal people of every race, we do deal with social issues too though.
I've been told I'm a 6/10 at best but I feel like I nailed this picture. Do I look good? Is there a way I can make it better?
Can you shop this to make it look better?
>>677390863
femanon here, you are a 4/10 in that picture.
your hair is terrible, glasses on boys are awful, that jacket is just a fucking mess, those jeans are probably terrible, and that shirt more than likely has some garbage band on it.
Your face isn't that terrible, but your everything else is.
>>677391183
He's at least a 4.5
>>677391183
Post tits or gtfo, cunt.
>>677391183
>glasses on boys are awful
Fuck vision amirite?
>>677390863
>leather jacket
>all black in that setting
what the fuck op 4/10 tops
dubs police here. Weve been advised that there may be some illegal dubs in this vacinity. We were also looking for some kids that looked and sounded a lot like these hooligans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiX eBEZX-8Y
anyways, show ur singles and you're free to go
rip
i hate cops they always antagonize me even tho im white
im entitled to special treatment dammit now fuck off, dubs get
>>677392413
op here, cops fucking love single loving white males. Carry on with your day sir
>>677392121
Best be on with you're day, sir!
ech
Rate my ex. Be honest here.
>>677392025
4/10
>>677392025
Tales from the crypt stream
http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
>>677392025
nudes?
>>677392583
Maybe if I get some more ratings..
>>677392025
She's pretty...
Pretty fucking manly, how big is his cock?
here's my gf
thoughts?
>>677391208
>>677391208
How do you expect me to make a fair judgement when shes clothed? Get your shit together op
>>677391208
>>677391208
Blurry/10
>>677391208
why the fuck is she wearing a trash bag
NO Sleeping thread????
my fwb sleeping
K /b/.
I'm 19 and I just received a letter in the mail for a jury summons.
I live in CO. What should I expect?
What to wear? How to fill out shit etc...?
I'm also a Naturalized Citizen (From Iraq. Yes I'm Muslim).
And why would a jury that possibly has NO knowledge of the laws be summoned to determine a possible innocent man's life? I always found the idea of a jury to be quite stupid but maybe thats just me.
Youre prob not gonna get picked. Just wear semi formal clothes.
Say you're not biased to anything, try to answer on the jury questionnaire anything you think they want to hear. Whatever the case is and no matter what your fellow jurors say, declare the defendent not guilty. Our prisons are already overcrowded.
>>677388350
wear a collard shirt you faggot, this is why america is so great
>>677388350
I haven't been to /co/ in a while.
How's it going over there?
You go to the Islamic center in aurora?
Hey /b/. What day is it?
>>677388518
Caturday.
>>677388518
Your birthday! Happy birthday, I remembered.
>>677388860
thanks anon, have a cat picture on the house.
I made my cat an Instagram last weekend and myself and my girlfriend are slowly recruiting followers through hashtags for him. Are we gay?
>>677389161
Pic related
Post yours and get judged.
>>677387213
Maybe post link, op.
>>677387213
Found the trump supporter
>>677388487
This
The most recent was after listening to Bernie for 3 hours
I try to educate myself about his policies and I just end up even more authoritarian
Hearty kek
>>677388338
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
LEAK THREAD
facebook profile: /lucas.g.selfridge
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!
BAMP
>>677389202
its a guy tho.
why would anyone care other than his homo friends
>>677389557
because im funny
Picture below your post is your steam profile pic for the rest of the month.
i dont have many square pictures
Dubs says what I say...
so.... its not that awesome to take a picture after make an oral to a girl that clearly had the period
can you love me?
>>677387941
gooby pls
why you look like you are begging for my big dick?
you are a stupid attention whore, good luck at having likes of desperate people and familiar that dont want to crush your self esteem
anyone have more like this? also roll fags
Rolling and doin
Ehh
Uthjnn
rollinrollin
no
im not faggot
all of you are homosexuals unwilling to admit it
Is it still wrong if the child initiates the sexual contact?
>>677388349
Yes
>>677388349
Depends how young we talking?
If she's 10 years old and ready to plow then yeah go for it
>>677388349
not if she is 16 years old in my state
>>677388349
Well in that unlikely situation (depending on age)
It's either bait or they are fucked up at a young age.
>>677388349
source?
He awaken suddenly in a bed.
You have no memory of how you came to be here.
What do we do? Dubs decides.
Play with own pussy and boobs
>>677388754
Roll
Roll
>>677388754
Put on my Santa hat, grab my gun, and head to the door.
>>677388543
Plot a massacre at the nearest school
What is her name?
Cancer.
Zozzle nozzle
Jennifer jumps
George Lopez
my wife.
DRaw thread
>>677389400
checked
>>677389400
Show spreaded pussey and butthole, hundubs
whats good
>this again
sup I'm back again
>>677389629
i wanted to play nintendo ds with you but you never responded..
dUBs chooses my new steam picture
Check 'em
>>677388211
checked m8
>>677388211
post steam profile pic when done.
Post steam name. Need Proof
Still waiting
