Tinder is dead, /b/. Alternatives?
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Tinder is dead, /b/. Alternatives?
>>711666740
Things ugly ppl say
>>711666740
really? How so?
>>711666740
a bar
>>711666740
It's used as a number system by women now.
THey don't actually want to meet loser guys off there.
>>711667084
Me and my friend were both talking. We seem to get matches from hot chicks who want to fudge. It does work but if you look good. He had a date yesterday amd i have one tomorrow night and friday night
>>711667265
OK so, if, hypothetically, I was overweight and had a haircut that made me look like some sort of triple-sexual megaqueer thing, than it probably won't work for me
>>711666740
Good tinder no please say it ant so
Omaha the I am going to be a very good at that point it's just offensive that itself
Is not asked for directly so it possess as little stress as possible on you and your thoughts matter too
But what's tinder
Also Op is a fag you should have inb4
Also Check um'
Also sage
Also also lol
>>711667513
Excuse me while I try to figure out what the fuck you just tried to say
>>711667510
If you like girls like the one on the right (shes really 3 miles away i screenshot while I was at work)
You need to be fit and good looking.
Went on a date with a chick on tinder that I knew from years back. Gorgeous chick, banging body and awesome personality. Date went good then blew it with my text game. Never heard back. Feels bad man
>>711667983
Lol i had the same except it was purely sexual
>>711667809
She's got a horse face. She's not able to be choosy about jack-shit.
>>711667265
What description do you use ?
>>711667513
Meh. I'm not even really attractive but I got this far and have had three threesomes with my gf and girls from tinder. So there's that I guess.
Countless nudes. They're easy to get.
>>711668287
Lol what do your girls look like?
>>711668519
Explain us how ?
>>711668403
A poem that I liked
>>711668596
Better than that faggot
>>711668669
Lmao gross af
>>711668654
> be mildly attractive
> dont sperg
> send one message, DONT send another until they reply
> make them want to talk to you
A single cup of coffee from starbucks can get bitches wet. Especailly if they like starbucks and weed. Just offer to kick it with em, and be like "Ima go get coffe, wanna come?" Buy them a coffee, take them back to your place, smoke and chill.
Poke sexual fun, and yeah. Dont seem like a creepy faggot.
It's easy.
Femanon here.
Tinder is most certainly alive and kicking. I use it almost daily.
>>711668596
>>711668656
They both look gross imo, this is what i like
>>711668876
>french
she has hairy pussy and armpits, and look at how fat her arms are. she's gonna be a landwhale in 10 years
Gross
>>711668669
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gross
>>711668937
>>711668739
>samefag
26 posts / 13 IPs.
>>711668876
Is better than
>>711668669
For sure hahaha
But does she have a body
>>711668792
I can do the first 3 bullet points
The fourth is where I might end up have issues...
I don't know it might be because of my young age but girls seems a lot colder than what they look on tinder threads
>>711668792
> just pay for it, they're all whores for one thing or another
Tinder is for just woman... either they are on there for more followers on Insta, or they need an ego boost because they just broke up with their worthless bf/husband.
A girl at my work actually deleted her tinder because were literally so many guys on there messaging her and super liking her she got frustrated.
Woman get to cherry pick...
There needs to be a new dating app that gives men the upper hand.
>>711668934
What the fuck are those stereotypes son ?
>>711669003
It wasnt she really is uggo
I made a dubs decides thread recently that showed how many chicks respond.
>Don't be ugly
>Be confident
>>711669091
>Tinder is for just fat woman
ftfy
>>711669170
Ur girls are ugly though lmao
>>711669170
What kind of lines do you use ?
>>711669091
Underrated post.
Would totally be down for a dating app that gives guys the upper hand.
>>711669170
>257 matches
>9 messages
Fucking kek
just be yourself
>>711669399
Fucking has me rolling
>>711669170
>>711669091
>There needs to be a new dating app that gives men the upper hand.
>be girl
>choose between Tinder or dating app that gives men upper hand
>always choose Tinder
>no girls on app that gives men upper hand
>>711669091
>>711669298
and how exactly would you design a dating app that gives men the upper hand?
Still works for me.>>711669298
That would never happen though.
Tinder is poppin even for dudes. Just got to be kinda handsome, have a good opener, and be mildly interesting.
Ive gone on a couple dates since i started doing it about 2 weeks ago. This opener has worked about 90-95℅ of the time.
"Hi ___ Im ____ and I'm glad that we matched. You have a really cute smile and kind looking eyes. Maybe we can chat and get to know each other."
Its even worked on bitches that arent smiling in their picks.
Also try to get the number sooner than later. Im about to choose a night for a date with this one nerdy chick who likes the same shit as me.
Pic related is me
>>711667265
Bullshit. It's dead alright.
>>711668860
1. Tits and time stamp.
2. Bullshit. Tinder is dead. Not a single match since I've gone on there while living in a big city, and I'm not even fat.
>>711669820
>>711669911
Idk if i did i probably would have already designed the app myself.
>>711669934
You caught me!
Fetlife
>>711668596
ewwwwwww wtf is that
>>711668669
I'd hit that for days
>>711669062
bump
I have the same issue
>>711668596
Pretty sure she was in Diff'rent Strokes.
>>711670170
No.
>complete lack of privacy
>degeneracy catalogued by government
>>711669779
Not a moron.
>>711668860
Just for sex or looking for a ltr?
In my experience womans on tinder are more and more looking for ltr and not quick and easy sex like few years ago
>>711669779
>>711669091
I can see that happening. Create app that shows...
>income
>job
>chosen/rating by women
>pic
Done.
>>711669091
>there needs to be a dating app that gives men the upper hand
Yeah, somebody should invent an app that upends 100,000 years of evolution.
While we're at it, let's make an app that makes men watch soap operas and talk about chocolate for hours on end.
Jesus. Men hand in the resumes and women do the hiring. The only way to change that is drastically reduce the number of men or create realistic fuck dolls. Women only hate being hit on because of the surplus of it. Give men a viable alternative to human vagina and watch the panties start dropping.
>>711670845
Most underrated post of the night right here.
>>711670617
I'm in med school in New York. I don't have time for relationships.
Is my lack of free time supposed to mean that I don't get to have a sex life? I don't think so.
I use Tinder because I don't want to fuck the same guy more than once. If I fuck a guy more than once I much more likely to develop feelings for him and a boyfriend is the last thing I need in my life right now.
Fucking a new guy every time I want to have sex is how I avoid relationships.
>>711666740
Suicide
>>711670845
>Give men a viable alternative to human vagina and
That's caled "hookers"
>>711671083
Interresting. .
As a guy I do the same tbh
But I prefer some FWB agreement with a few girls...
I have an own business and not really time (and don't want) a ltr
>>711666740
I've gotten 170+ matches in the past few months.. No interest in talking to them though.
>>711671083
But you are in your mid-twenties I suposse... woman in my age on tinder don't want to play games anymore.. Or they just habe her first divorce and want to check if they are still attractive for mens
>>711669820
Bumble.
>>711670845
>Women only hate being hit on because of the surplus of it.
Bingo!
>>711671083
You're disgusting.
One day, maybe 8-10 years from now, you're going to settle down and marry a guy who has had maybe 7-8 sexual partners his whole life and he's not going to know that his wife is an emotionally calloused cum bucket who thinks deciding to have sex with a stranger is as easy as chewing gum.
Your current behavior is making it extremely unlikely that you'll be able to stay faithful to your future husband.
>>711671350
I think the ratio man/woman on dating app musst be around 100/1
When the site ashley madisson was hacked, the database revealed 20 Mio user as man and only 500.000 womans... and a huge amount of fake profiles
>>711666740
What about Facebook ? Is It any good ?
>>711671434
Moralfag go home...
Go in a church and pray to your hippy-zombie
>>711668654
Don't be autistic. It really is easy as fuck. I'm married and do it for fun, and it really isn't hard at all to pull wins. Shit, the married part makes it easier half of the time. Seems to bring out the raging inner whore that they all have.
>>711670845
Wrong. Girls only like being hit on by attractive guys.
Its well documented that girls rate the average guy lower than guys rate the average girl.
>>711671434
You're just jealous. And you're also right. I most likely will not be monogamous if I ever get married. I don't believe in monogamy and I doubt I would ever marry anyone who believes in it.
Human beings are not monogamous creatures. Also, if you could have sex as easily as we have sex you would be having sex everyday too, hypocrite.
>>711671321
>Shilling this hard
>>711671669
>Girls only like being hit on by attractive guys.
This is what guys from /r9k/ tell themselves in order to absolve themselves of any responsibility for their plight in life.
>it's not my fault, I got dealt a shit hand of genetics
Protip: Girls don't give a flying fuck what you look like. Your appearance is not an attraction trigger.
If you aren't having sex it's entirely your fault and it's got nothing to do with the genetic hand you were dealt at birth.
>>711671083
You chose to go to med school. You should have known going in.
>>711671742
Yea your disgusting. If I was married and you told me this. I would divorce you immediately.
>>711671884
Tinder....
>dont give a fuck what you look like
Wow... fake plus gay
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>>711669170
Yeah, you can get plenty of bitches if you're looking for 4/10 shit. Or you can go get a life and eventually you'll meet girls that aren't boring fucks.
>>711671742
>Human beings are not monogamous creatures. Also, if you could have sex as easily as we have sex you would be having sex everyday too, hypocrite.
This
>>711671667
Well then i guess it's just age that makes it harder for me... Ali girls at my age only had one bf, maybe two but not more, they're not whores yet
>>711671904
>You should have known going in
There is nothing about med school that surprised me. What specifically are you implying that I should have known? That I wouldn't have very much free time outside of school?
I did know that, obviously.
>>711669091
Dating apps and websites will never be good. You either get out of the house or you don't get laid.
>>711671742
Lol u might end up single forever
>>711671884
>Protip: Girls don't give a flying fuck what you look like.
What a beta faggot, you never got good pussy in your entire life.
>>711671966
Men are visually stimulated sexually. Women know this and it is the reason why they are obsessed with their appearance. For you to assess your worth as a mate by basing your worth on your appearance is the equivalent of acting like a woman. Women do not give a flying fuck what you look like, because your visual appearance isn't one of their attraction triggers.
There are 5 universal attraction triggers all straight women share. They are
He is the leader of men
He is a successful risk taker
He has a willingness to emote
He is a protector of loved ones
He is preselected by other women.
You could look like Brad Pitt from the movie fight club, but if you aren't also demonstrating that you have at least one of the above five traits, you aren't going to getting laid. Stop acting like a chick who is obsessed with her appearance. Take the steps necessary to form a small social group consisting of five to eight male friends who you can dominate in some form or fashion and make certain that women see you leading those men to a social event. Rinse, Repeat. Eventually, they will offer you sex in the hope that they can trade their pussy to gain access to the social pool that you've built.
Inner game (Social Pool) is an order of magnitude stronger than outer game (Canned Routines and Pickup Lines). Here is a primer on Inner game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9i7WvCe8ko
>>711667513
Do you speak English?
>>711666740
Yeah. Go outside. Dating apps will always suck.
>>711667513
?
>>711672070
Im handsome and I have those traits. BUT ON TINDER THEY SWIPE BASED ON PICTURES HIROSHIMA
>>711671742
>I'm not monogamous. Aren't I a special snowflake?
Go back to Tumblr.
>>711672070
Interesting... continue your ranting.
>>711672193
Yes i am also Intruiged by this
>>711672070
Please go on.
>>711672070
>Women do not give a flying fuck what you look like, because your visual appearance isn't one of their attraction triggers.
>There are 5 universal attraction triggers all straight women share. They are
>He is the leader of men
>He is a successful risk taker
>He has a willingness to emote
>He is a protector of loved ones
>He is preselected by other women.
This guy know what he talk about
Be self confident
Show leadership
Be a protector
Give them.a shoulder where they can lean on
Talk to them and listen to them
And btw.. That's why a lot of young girls like older men's. .
Get the pussies...
T. Guy in his 40's who regularly date 18-24 girls...
>>711672193
>>711672243
>obviously not watching the video
>>711672303
Im blind asshole
>>711671884
I'm a fucking goober but im nice enough looking that i can steal any girl from my friends that i want.
Girls do a double take some on the street some times. My entire family is attractive.
Girls care what you look like its the first thing they notice about you.
>>711672185
An other jalous one...
tinder made me realize im unnatractive af. not really ugly but im almost 28 and i look like a kid. short, skinny, cant grow a beard
>>711672070
This. You can use the pictures you upload to Tinder that demonstrate these attraction triggers.
Instead of posting portraits, post pics of you doing things women find attractive.
Use sock accounts to make yourself seem preselected by other women and fake it until you make it.
>>711672397
>Girls care what you look like its the first thing they notice about you.
nope. Also, you have weak game. It is obvious.
Girls always seem to lose interest in me and I don't know why
>Tfw run out of likes 4 times and have only gotten 1 match
How do I make my Tinder profile actually get matches? Seems it almost never fucking happens anymore.
>>711672385
Kekus
>>711672583
Trying to edge this hard...
>>711668519
ok op
>>711672568
You're making my point. I have no game at all. Still manage to get laid all the time anyway
>>711672583
>Girls always seem to lose interest in me and I don't know why
Don't understand why anon... you seams to have an interresting personality and make a carrer as geneticist or surgeon in the future ...
>>711672749
>Still manage to get laid all the time anyway
sure you do.
>>711672918
Keep the cycle of denial going as much as you like, I'll be here enjoying myself and not even having to try.
>>711671742
>everyday
>>711671083
>Fucking a new guy every time I want to have sex
You are so disgusting.
>>711671742
Enjoy spinsterhood Dr.loosepussy
>>711667513
underrated post is underrated
get rekt OP and learn to fucking internet
tinder is a gold mine
RALLENTARE Autovia
>>711667809
>girl on the right
>be fit
fuck man, my captcha is all over your taste in women
Toilets ferru
>>711668596
>naaay [whinnies intensify]
>>711668669
Women who don't have eyebrows when they aren't wearing makeup look like aliens
>>711668934
>uses tinder
>worries about how a girl will look in ten years
you're doing it [ALL] wrong
>>711666740
Why is this generation chokefull of faggots using dating sites? 20 year olds on this shit like wtf? if you're at school or have a hobby that doesn't make you a neckbeard you're going to be around people constantly, especially at that age...
this fag shit was always only reserved for old people(40+) or lonely ugly neckbeard virgins.
>>711666740
Okcupid.. But not really for ONS.. But sometimes it works
>>711668081
what the fuck does that text in that pic even mean?
>>711671988
Nice dubs. And it is not age. I am in my 30s and (according to their profiles) I have no issue flirting the clothes off 19 and 20 year olds
>>711666740
Tinder is only good if you live in the US, outside of the US it's not so popular and the system just keeps recycling old matches you've had before.
I've been looking for an alternative for non-US people and I've found Badoo (formerly known as Hot or Not, they share the same database, idk why its 2 separate apps doing the same thing). I've actually had more dates on Badoo than i've had on Tinder, also much more replies from women. I'm going to stay looking on Badoo, Tinder is really dead for me too.
Tinder is great when you live in a big city, like New Your or LA, but if you live in a small city or a rural area, if blows.
>>711671982
>>711671742
>>711671434
>>711671209
>>711673332
>>711671083
>>711668860
holy shit you're a fucking liar.
medfags know about these things called diseases, and unless you're completely fucking stupid, or too fucking retarded to control yourself, you're well aware of the fact that condoms haaardly help with preventing them.
go shill your fag app someplace else loser. that shit is both dumb and gay and nothing more than an overglorified dating app for the new generation of pathetic NEETs
>>711672070
Are you faggots really going to get dating advice from fucking 4chan. This shit is so cringe, you cant just like apply a formula. Just don't be extremely ugly / annoying as shit and you'll be fine.
Christ, go outside guys.
>>711674135
>the fact that condoms haaardly help with preventing them
citation required
>>711674215
Tits or get the fuck out legbeard
>>711672008
/thread
>>711674135
So..still virgin?
>>711670845
>Give men a viable alternative to human vagina and watch the panties start dropping.
this explains why canadian women are such whores.
every canook is a faggot.
>>711674135
>>711674245
Wat
>>711671667
whatever you say op
>>711674587
>>711674752
you buttangry that not everybody believes you?
>>711674219
HPV aka warts aka cancer, herpes, crabs, scabbies , plenty more and that's just STIs which condoms don't protect, meanwhile any touching of the hands (who goes to the bathroom and cleans their hands before fucking?) and any kissing can spread a countless list of diseases.
>>711668519
What demographic give out nudes? Age, location etc.
Australian women seem to be uptight.
>>711674838
Not OP here, but I also think it's a good idea for you to an hero
>>711674944
none of what you just typed is even remotely true.
Go outside
>>711671434
Time for prayers now, Muhammad.
mfw Ive had tinder for over a year and not a single match
I literally only use tinder to talk girls into having threesomes with me and my wife
>>711675254
It's your fault.
>>711675064
I thought a condom would protect me from diabetes but it didnt. It was so embarassing contacting all my former partners telling them to get "checked" a lot of them were not happy to be hearing from me and refused to believe me.
I should have known better I'm a 2nd year med student.
>>711671982
Really, no, though :/
>>711675140
right, diseases don't exist.
i bet AIDs isn't real either
>>711675523
>i bet AIDs isn't real either
Well, you see, it's a hoax by the Chinese, because they don't want the US being competitive with their breeding.
>>711675374
>Really, no
this.
monogamy is here to stay, long as there are still diseases and people want children who don't grow up to be worthless fuckups.
>>711670845
>drastically reduce the number of men
would be good, but i wonder if such a society would be viable because men do all the important work
>>711666740
Grindr
>>711675523
Of course they exist. But they are not nearly as contagious as you're making them out to be nor are condoms as ineffective as you are making them out to be.
The best place to meet women is at an open house.
If you meet a woman at an open house she is most likely single and also she most likely has a good job and good credit.
>>711669911
First off, quadruple dubs for the fuckin win there dudeski.
Second, it's called Bumble, the girls have to message the guy first on there but of course this is implying that you're actually attractive enough and sound interesting enough that a girl would want to reach out to you.
>>711673949
Hooker is blackmailing him
>>711669170
257 matches
9 messages
That % haha
>>711676071
>what are epidemics
>why are 'super' STis a thing
stop shitposting faggot.
how do u even enjoys sex with condoms? gross.
>>711676365
>condoms are effective against 'super' STis
Moving the goalpost from STD to epidemics. At this point I can rightfully claim victory.
>>711676453
you realize how these anti biotic resistant diseases came to fruit?
from fucking retards who think oral doesn't transmit diseases, and cucks who think condoms are somehow effective.
again, warts, cancer, herpes, parasites. 4 epidemics condoms don't do anything to prevent. you can get deadly ill from entering a room 45 minutes after someone coughs, you think kissing strangers is somehow safe?
fuck yoself dumbass.
>>711673951
Well then i dont what is it some friends told me that France is where they struggle To get matches...
Althought i'm conscious that i should hit the gym and grow a beard
>>711671434
this is the face of jealousy
>>711676107
open house? pls explain to a eurofag
tinders ok, you just suck at talkin to people. Keep talking, keep practicing you can do it
>>711676657
your virginity is showing. you should put that away before someone else sees it.
>>711676757
In America, real estate agents will often put up signs and advertisements to draw perspective buyers into a particular house they want to sell quickly. Anyone can come to the event and the house is open to the public. Anyone can just walk in off the street and look around.
Married couples looking to buy a new house almost always go to open houses together. If you go to an open house and see women there alone, she is most likely single, college educated and career professional. Also, she might be from out of town and not know anyone where you live, so they would be more open to going out and meeting new people.
I go to lots of open houses solely to meet women. It usually works well for me.
Is the medfag femanon still around?
What race are you and what's the biggest cock you've had?
t. not a cuck
>>711677138
this is fucking genius.
>>711677150
I'm white and the biggest cock I've ever had was about the length of my forearm. It hurt a lot and I didn't enjoy it. I don't fuck black guys.
>>711677284
Medslut?
>>711676801
>is educated on the risks of sex
>knows how utterly devastating single parent or polygamous relationships are for their children
fucking wish i was still a virgin, sex is about as interesting as jerking myself off when done without someone i care about.
>>711677138
thanks and good strategy
>>711666740
Honestly, a lot of it has to do with location. When I was in college, there was always a surplus of new women coming in. I would get some incredible fucking matches-- I'm talking girls who were (imo) wayyyyyyyy out of my league. I never really ended up meeting with too many of them, but I did get this one very attractive Asian sorority girl to come over my place at noon and take her clothes off almost immediately (in Gainesville FL if you're interestted).
Now, however, when I moved back home, I noticed that I wouldn't get very many matches. Hardly any that I would consider actually fucking or even meeting up with. I'm not in some super small town either. It's just a different culture I guess.
You have to make sure to really tailor your pictures for the service, too. I'm not ugly by any means, but if you put silly ass pictures up and mirror shots you're going to get less luck. I also talk nonsense in my current bio' so I'm sure that has some to do with it.
You'd probably be better off with OK Cupid.
>>711677731
Can you elaborate on what are good pictures and what the nonsense in your bio is?
>>711677138
this is fucking brilliant.
>>711669091
SugarDaddies.com
SeekingAnArrangement.com
>>711677944
Ok, so, low quality pictures would be a bad thing. On my current profile, I do have some low quality picture (laziness). Uninteresting bullshit like you being in front of a mirror or taking a self in your messy ass room would be bad. However, a picture of you in Paris with an attractive woman would be a good one. Why? It implies that you are coveted by attractive women, and that you have the financial stability to travel. Other good pictures would be you doing active shit like hiking or out of boats or generally just anything interesting.
As far as my bio', it's just bullshit. I have a gf now so I just user it to fuck around. No intention of ever meeting with anyone. My profile literally says shit about Bin Laden and the WTC and all that edgy jazz. No bitch wants to hear psycho shit like that-- unless of course she can be found here on /b/ (you can get lucky)
>>711669934
Are you in UK? I'm not gonna cheat on my girl but my friends get hot girls from tinder all the time. Then they'll see em out again at the clubs and it's a free beat, tinder's very alive man
>>711672583
Hahahahaha top kek
>>711678762
3 kids at 24
>Whats the bet further down it says some shit like
>Only dates guys taller that 6'
>No one night stands
Like this bitch can be picky
>>711678762
Brisbane or Gold Coast fag?
>>711678156
kthx
so sick of selecting storefronts
*****PRO TIP FOR ALL YOU FUCKEN VIRGINS AND CHRONIC MASTURBATORS****
Just simply start with the fucking ugly ones and work your way up. You don't need to be the best looking, you don't need to be the richest, you don't need to be the smartest, you just need to have confidence. The amount of weirdo fucking creepy guys who have objectively little going for them, who manage to fuck hot chicks is unreal, it's because they've got nothing to lose and go for it. Start with the fatties and work your way up, it's that simple.
>>711678862
Not sure
>Im German traveling around Australia
>>711678850
You'd be surprised how much shit there is on my tinder like that. I'm from the same area as the guy that posted that and the amount of sluts I see whose profile picture is them and their kid, and they're <21 is ridiculous. My favourite is "My job is a full time mummy :P :) "
No you're unemployed because you let some Maori cunt dick you and cum inside you, dumb slut.
>>711678850
>must be black
>take her to a nice club and buy her drinks
>must have at least an 1/8 of weed before we fuck
>>711678850
she can be picky. do you honestly think she's paying for those kids and not living off of 2k a month in child support?
>>711672070
One day you will realise that you've been fooled.
>>711679089
fooled about what?
>>711671083
You disgust me.
>>711674215
says the guy on 4chan
>>711679119
You're just jealous.
>>711678850
>>Only dates guys taller that 6'
>>No one night stands
those are called shit tests. it's not the truth, she just wants to filter out the insecure guys who believe it
>>711671083
degenerate, disease spreading whore. I hope you get pricked by an HIV infected heroine needle during your residency. You deserve a slow, painful death.
Airport Layovers.
http://www.thelocal.se/voices/view/a-layover-at-qatar-airport-brought-this-swedish-kenyan-couple-together-now-theyre-heading-for-marriage
>>711674960
Truth
If med chick is still here, just wanted to say that I am a man whore. History grad, writer, casual drinker. Although I am not stringent on the one at a time/only time policy, the rinse and repeat cycle seems to work.
tl;dr keep your minge stuffed if it keeps your blood flowing
>>711679176
No, I've given this a lot of thought. Sex, by it's very nature, is a very personal activity. There's so much passing between you in those moments, biologically and psychologically, that I want to know everything about the person that I do it with. I've had a partner before, and even with a notch on my bedpost, I regret it, because nothing of any meaning came from it.
>>711679084
>2k a month
Try 2k a fortnight. I work in retail finance and was approving some guys credit rating the other day. The cunt gets 1.4k a fortnight just for single parent pension. His kid was there with him and he just fucking abused the poor shit and yelled at it everytime it made a noise. He was there with his gf as well who also had a partner from another relationship and also survived off single parent pension. Also getting 1.4k a fortnight. So their combined salary was 2.8k a fortnight both with single parents pension and neither of them fucking worked. They just used their money to buy cigarettes, phones and TVs. I truly believe people like this should be executed. Thanks for becoming a welfare state Australia. You fuckwits.
>>711679176
Mad jelly over the plethora of diseases your cumfilled cesspool of a warn out loose twat must be.
Jello probably gives guys more feeling
>>711679289
what you described is how 90% of woman get sucked into the sex slave trade.
of course sex slave workers skyrocketted corresponded with the success of tinder, i wonder why...
>>711677284
Jesus. What was the guy like?
>dead
It's still easy as fuck. Chick I fucked couple weeks ago.
>>711679396
>because nothing of any meaning came from it.
you got to cum buckets, what more is there to it you faggot?
quick, free, great feeling.
DAILY REMINDER THE ANTI-HILL MODS at /pol/ MADE PIC RELATED A BANNABLE PICTURE
FUCK FREE SPEECH
>>711679791
That I can just as easily accomplish alone. I don't need somebody in my life as a cheap toy. More than anything I want a companion. Sex is just icing.
>>711677138
nice
>>711678509
I lost.
>>711674960
Australian women are notoriously promiscuous. England sent all of it's prostitutes to Australia during colonization, so literally every Australian woman is a descendant of a prostitute.
It's only dead cause you're ugly. Been using it for about a month.
>>711667265
>>711667510
Or you can use your bank account as profile picture. If you're rich then you'll be drowning in pussy
What the fuck is a good bio. My matches have dropped massively recently and I have no clue why. Most people say that girls mainly go for guys based on their bio. If so what's a good bio to have? Mine currently is just my hobbies and what I do etc.
>>711679850
feels sooooooooooooooooooooo much better if you attach some emotional crap towards her,
aka develop feelings.
problem is it always ends up being hurt as bad as it is good
>>711673949
Kroger is a grocery store
>>711666740
I'm less attractive than the prospects of being forced to run, naked and screaming, across the the Korean DMZ.
Tinder was never alive for me, 2/10 chicks scream rape if I accidentally look at them.
>>711680426
I knew that. The question still stands.
>>711668081
"and I won't tell everyone your come back was you"
lol, wut? can anyone translate this into English please?
>>711680582
>literally having thousands of dating options
>>711680548
you should become a standup comedian
>>711680713
I didn't get this fat by standing up, no dice.
So many tinder sluts
About 600 matches since I reupped my account
Have 1-2 dates a week
Usually get the girls number within first 10 minutes
Fuck the popular girls from when I was in middle school on the weekends
Tinder is oK
7.5/10
>>711672070
Did you pull that first bit about the 5 traits of men from a book? Looks pretty similar to one I've read.
>>711680294
i wonder how many guys do this lmao
how many get away with it
but tbh it's a terrible idea
cause they'll just be clingy whores trying to get pregg instead of simple fuck n chucks.
face it, if she's on tinder she isn't worth anything more than a fuck and chuck.
It's dead in South Texas. The only girls here are all USA Today both bitches
>>711681493
I meant bot bitches. Fucking autocorrect
Tinder isn't dead pal.
But, I live in a small touristic town in France, Cannes, this shit is overhyped because of the "Festival du film". So I have a shit ton of wannabe actress, models and girls from everywhere.
To be honest, I don't even try to match the 11/10 model like with professional photos. And I have a lot of matches.
There are in holidays, so most of them aren't very shy. Even if it doesn't end up with rough sex everytime. I meet a lot of girls from different countriies, different behaviour and I have a great time. Really.
Tinder is a good tool.
>>711672070
what is a willingness to emote?
>>711681384
it's copypasta, seen it here before, and the content originates from a video by Mystery, the pickup artist featured in "The Game" by Neill Strauss
>>711677138
Hell that is inteligent place to pick up womens
Instead of those unusefull cumbuckets you will find on tinder
This is what I look like, Tinder was never even an option.
>>711681814
A man's appearance is not a female attraction trigger.
Make five friends, get them all to owe you a favor and then cash in that favor by getting them all to help you throw a party.
>be seen by women leading men to a social event.
They don't care what you look like.
>>711667513
am i supposed to read this backwards?
is there a key to decipher?
Grindr
>>711681923
they do care, just not as much as men care about womens looks
>>711668669
That's a clown right? No way any normal person would wear that much makeup.
>>711681923
Trust me, they do.
No matter what I achieve or what I am, there is always a version of me that also looks good. I'm one of the actually worthless men, I just accepted it. Even if a woman would fuck me, I'd be aiding and abetting her self destructive behavior, seems morally wrong.
>>711679291
Did you forget where you are?
We don't like niggers around here, and we don't like Swedes either.
>>711666953
truuu
>>711666740
Post tinder conversations
>>711669170
Really just don't be ugly. Confidence doesn't matter via text unless you're a fucking retard with words.
>>711682034
>>711682096
no, they don't. they really don't.
>>711668596
>>711681923
If this were true, it would mean that it's my fault I can't get a girl. It isn't my fault.
I was dealt a genetic shit sandwich by my parents. It's their fault. There is nothing I can do to make myself not be ugly. When will never want to date me.
>>711671667
im married and cant seem to get any wins on tinder. Do you straight up say youre married?
>>711679842
That smile is obviously sexual, therefore that is cp.
>also, since when has /pol/ been anything like a bastion of free speech?
>>711682331
sure, deformed midgets just need more confidence and they'll be banging supermodels
>>711682331
Tell that to the women who told me never to walk near them as they couldn't be seen near someone who looks like me.
I respect their issues and I won't, but obviously my looks repulse women, those were just the ones brave enough to speak up against me.
>>711669911
Holy fucking dubs man!
>Checked
>>711682516
>mfw tinder cant find any people near me
>>711681350
Kek!
I like her bio!
>>711682625
>the women who told me never to walk near them as they couldn't be seen near someone who looks like me.
The women who told me never to walk near them as they couldn't be seen near someone who had a reputation of being a pussy to scared to defend himself when women insult him.
ftfy
>>711678850
It's Brisbane, yes she can be that picky. She'll get whatever she lists.
>>711666808
Underrated
>>711682808
They just told me what I am and what they'd want me to do, it'd be weird of me to get pissy and insulted over it, everyone has a right to speak their mind whenever they want.
I am objectively disgusting, I shouldn't have been born.
>>711678762
message her "wanna make that single mother of 4?"
>>711682808
This. If you had told those women to go fuck themselves, they would have told their boyfriends and their boyfriends would have to try to fight you for insulting their women, but having anticipated their reaction and previously arranged t have five of your friends hiding behind cars nearby when they confront you in the parking lot of your choice and together the six of you fight them. The fight ends in a draw and you win the respect of the guys who invite you to a part 3 weeks later.
The next day, a friend of one of those women says your black eye looks sexy.
![4fda94e17dc52cf6b3c2230996443af0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ih7WHzg.jpg "4fda94e17dc52cf6b3c2230996443af0[1].jpg")
>>711682669
not deformed. would she date pic related?
>>711683002
>They just told me what I am and what they'd want me to do
They just told me what they THINK I am and I, not having a self esteem or any sense of self worth, let them.
It isn't your appearance they find repulsive anon. It's your lack of self esteem and confidence. They are insulting your appearance because your reputation for being a weak male is disgusting and repulsive.
But again, this reputation has got nothing to do with your appearance.
>>711683013
this, but in English.
>>711682777
Me neither, trips.
I live in the middle of bumfuck.
I am nothing like the idiots around here.
I will never fit in with any people here.
I need to move to another country.
>in b4 you sound pathetic.
I already know.
>>711683137
Literally no one in this town knows me dude, I have no reputation. This shit has happened to me unprompted more than once, they can't all be liars.
>>711683400
>women
>they can't all be liars
Do you even listen to the words coming out of your mouth?
I've found Tinder much better than OkCupid and other apps where guys can just spam chicks.
>>711671667
aren't you worried that some girlfriend or co-worker is going to see your profile and report you to your wife?
seems risky - yes / no?
>>711683713
You see, women don't want anything from me but my absence, there is no reason for them to lie to me.
Women might lie to you because you have something to offer, I have no such burden, no woman has ever told me a single lie.
>>711684016
Women and I seem to have something in common. I want your absence too. I find your personality repulsive.
Isn't it funny that I want you to go away without knowing what you look like.
>>711683015
can any of the "looks don't matter" guys please confirm that these boys should have no trouble finding hot girlsfriends?
>>711684227
>being this obtuse
>>711682342
Haha glorious!
>>711666740
>>711671083
Good for you all these little bitches r so jelious
I wish i could get girls as easily as you get guys
heres a little form for all these jelly bitches
>>711672583
Girls just can't understand my edginess. All they want is the inferior meathead with the big dicks, money and their silly religion. But I'll be watching, waiting. When the world ends, I'll be their savior. I'll protect them with my sword skills. I'll be the alpha male.
>>711671083
Will you please take my virginity?
I'm a very depressed, borderline suicidal 23 year old virgin. I'm fat, I'm short and I have a micro penis (2.75 inches, hard). I'm willing to fly to New York and meet you in a public place so that you can see for yourself that I'm just a harmless John Candy type guy with no self esteem.
Would you please give me a sympathy fuck? PLEASE????
>>711686586
No. I have no sympathy for weak men.
>>711686586
just because she's a slut doesn't mean she doesn't need to be attracted to someone to have sex with thim. and nothing repells women more than a desperate man.
Snapchat is an alternative. Germanfags add me Bigiks
>>711678762
do this : >>711683008
>>711686586
Sure. If you're willing to fly to New York and rent a hotel room, I'll fuck you.
[email protected]
btw, I didn't post this >>711686691 >>711686807
>>711667513
Destroyed in seconds
>>711668669
>deep thinker
no thanks, emoslut
>>711687365
expecting fat NEETs to be able to pay for hotel rooms to fuck a good looking soon to be doctor
REEEEEEEEEE
