What's one thing you want to do sexually before you die?
>>711655983
Have sex.
>>711655983
Already did em all. Can die.
>>711655983
Taylor Swift
>>711655983
Two girls at the same time
hot early teen
>>711655983
I want a MFF 3some. Me being the male. I have always wanted to fuck two women at the same time.... but this will probably NEVER happen.. every girl I always get involved with NEVER is into it.
>>711655983
impregant a married white woman and never see her again
I don't care anymore. I'd actually be happy if something killed me
>>711655983
i want to do FFM, cum in their asses, and make them squirt out the cream pie into each others mouths, then make them cum swap back and forth.
>>711655983
Be a Bull to some lesbians, I've had the offer once once but the girls were fucking hideous not even beer goggles helped or maybe I just got too drunk and fucked it up, shit idek. Maybe it was the latter since my game is weak af. It's too late anyways I'm on lock down with a wife that isn't down for the MMF or FFM
>>711655983
i want a girl to want me to eat her ass.
Have a live in sex slave. Have almost had it twice. Would take a qt trap or girl.
>>711655983
Have consensual sex with a cute pre-teen girl
>>711656724
good luck with that anon
>>711655983
Your mom
Roko's basilsk
>>711655983
Raw dog anal
>Have sex.
>Already did em all. Can die.
okay OP so which one is it huh ?
>>711656487
Mostly because they don't fully trust you yet
eat a turd from her or use her poop as vapo rub
>>711656957
haha why wouldn't you do anal raw? it's not like babby is formed
>>711656911
a little late for a sunday night, don't you think anon? you have school in the morning you should get a good nights sleep
>>711656859
this is a good one
>>711656724
someone is into the good porn
>>711655983
Make love.
>>711656957
Raw Dog Anal is the best feeling.
>>711655983
Total homo, but I wanna be spit roasted by two dudes, who take turns enjoying both of my holes.
2 or more girls at the same time, ideally it's like a dog pile with me under 10-15 girls. But, alas, my SO is not into that stuff.
>>711656887
>>711657128
it's the filthiest thing i can imagine girls doing without going too crazy (scat, blood, etc.) it'll only happen if i pay a shit ton of money
>>711657190
Yeah it's great scrubbing the shit off your dick too...
>>711657346
Its worth it
trust me
>>711657346
i've fucked several assholes. never had to scrub shit off of my dick. it just wipes right off.
I want to fuck a girls feet and lick her feet while I'm fucking her.
>>711656539
hell yeah
>>711657781
You are circumsized I presume?
>>711657592
Been there, done that, prefer the vagina.
Fuck and maybe be fucked by a passable trap
A youngin'
>>711655983
lolis. It'll never happen. But I still get off to the thought.
>>711656004
/thread
>>711655983
I coached a girls soccer team a few years ago. The girls were minors then, but they are legal now.
I'd like to fuck one of them. No matter which one. Just to try it out.
Me and my ex already did basically everything. Love anal, and anything anal related. Eating ass, fingering, penetration, etc.
For me now tho, I just want to fuck a 15 year old, and 16 year old. Also wanna watch a girl I know be fucked by a guy of my choice. Not my girlfriend or anything just a girl I personally know.
>>711656248
dis
FUCK SOME MIDGETS!!!
teach a young boy how to fap, and be the one to give him his first orgasm.
Brutally facefuck an attractive woman that I just met
But I've done it several times already, so I don't know where to go from here... just run up the count, I guess.
>>711663169
Can you tell us how you face fuck a girl that YOU JUST MET?
>>711655983
Be at the bottom of a 30 man gang bang dressed as a cheerleader.
>>711663219
prostitutes
>>711655983
i'm a hebephile, take a guess
>>711655983
MMF Threesome with my girlfriend
>>711659671
Just DO THIS. It's not hard to find a trap, and it's not hard to suck a cock. With a little patience, you'll also probably be able to breed the trap, which is great fun, highly recommended.
I've met a few via Craigslist and OKC, it's always a good time.
>>711663219
search for public agent, public pickups, mypickupgirls on bing. you go around with a camera, offer money to girls to show boobs, if they are willing to do that, offer them more money for blowjob. it works a lot apparently.
>>711656004
This
>>711656859
pre-teens can't give informed consent
Dom a mouthy bitch
>>711663595
MAKE CHILD SEX GREAT AGAIN
>>711663726
Age is a social construct
>>711655983
I want to get wine'd and dine'd at a fancy restraunt
>Go back to his house after a few drinks
>Have him foolishly trip on top of me, in his bedroom
>As he lies on top of me holding me down he grabs my feminine penis and feels me thru my panties
>And fuck of course afterwards
I would very much like to fuck my ex's sisters. as if thats ever going to happen. besides that sex is overrated really.
>>711655983
fuck a fat girl in the belly button
I can possess people's bodies.
If I have an entry to their mind I can project out of my body, and brute force my way into theirs and fake full control of their body. It feels like suddenly diving into water. Fully submerged in their hormones and bodily functions.
Anyway I've done a lot.....and I mean a lot.
But I never possessed a trap before...
The one thing I want to do sexually is to capture a traps gateway
>>711664053
Control mine m8 if youve got the nuts
Have sex in public. Ex gf was too shy and too prude.
>>711663595
Whatever you say bud
>>711664165
Are you sure anon?
The loss of control has driven others to suicide before.
Do you want to give me your gateway?
>>711655983
fuck a prego teen in the pussy, pull out to find her baby rolled onto my cock like a condom and then fuck her ass with condomed dick/baby
>>711664053
Ever done yoing?
>>711663905
My ex gf let me do that she's fat af it's heavenly she let me cum inside
I want to fuck my best friends throat while she's being fucked by a dog.
>>711664331
>Do you want to give me your gateway?
Is that a euphemism for me offering you my butthole for sex? Because, if so, just tell me that you're gay..
>>711664539
>Getting cucked by fido
letting me touch a girl's hair
>>711664169
I fucked my ex on a public train. Hot af, I came buckets in her 17yo pussy
>>711664620
Heheheh.... No
Give me your email, we'll talk.
You'll write me seven emails with seven nights of dream journals.
Then you general location on the planet.
And I'll have your gateway.
In a week I'll be able to possess you for about a day.
Deal?
>>711664379
this one might be tricky to accomplish
>>711664929
it would be less weird if you just wanted to fuck him tbh
I want to go full trap (100% feminity with intact penis)
Gangbanged by a group of coked up male escorts (top tier)
All 8 inches long and thick enough for that stretch.
For a whole weekend while Hugh on MDMA.
Sometimes I am very.....gay
>>711655983
Get cucked by my wife
Do a double dildo anal with my wife
Cheat on my wife
Eat ass
>>711665163
See, I'mm not joking here.
I've made people do the kinkiest shit with their bodies.
My last possession I made a little one take ecstasy (very little) and then got her eaten out, then royally fucked.
Came buckets
>>711665025
your right
so far the baby keeps falling off
>>711664929
No, because that's impossible and you are clearly a faggot who needs to get a fucking life if you're trying to find people to talk to on /b/.
>>711656248
why?
>>711665436
I didn't ask
He offered
And if you're so sure and got nothing to lose. Why not try it your self, you might like it.
>>711657065
would a guy ever leave his gf because the other girl in the MFF was better?
>>711665754
Yes.
Same with girls.
Don't do it.
>>711663852
>feminine penis
>>711664721
sad
>>711656248
This
>fuck a black chick
>>711664748
Time of your life, huh Joel?
>>711665848
then why would any gf agree to that?
>>711656248
Very, very doable. Just significantly lower your standards.
True story:
> I just fucked with two sexy ass bitchs!
> They were fat as fuck, huh?
> Yeah, but there were two of 'em!
>>711655983
Have consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. Or just have sex at all, really.
>>711666907
>missionary position
>>711655983
Threeways mmf and ffm with my ex or a kinky girl
>>711655983
fuck a platypus
I think I've got my list done.
I'd like to have more threesomes. Two girl blowjob is really something.
Anal is worth the prep/patience/effort/mess.
I've known lots of girls to cum from anal.
>>711655983
Fuck the daughter I had with my sister... she is growing into quite the hottie.
>>711655983
i want an attractive woman to lick my asshole and the bottom of my feet as i jack off
and also i want 3 girls to watch me cum on my own face
>>711666907
god you're a fag godspeed...
>missionary position for the purpose of procreation
There are short horses, and there are tall horses.
I have now been, at different times, with each of these. And that was amazing.
Some day, I would like to be nailing a short horse, who is standing under a tall horse, into which my face is buried.
I may have to wait for pastel ponies to be brought through a portal to achieve this. IRL horse are sensitive about personal space. Ask me how I know.
>>711667218
Or that would be cool, too I guess.
Do recall they're poisonous, though.
>>711655983
fuck danny devitos feet
>>711667481
^*banjo music playing in background*
>>711655983
I use to want to try pegging until my girlfriend went and shoved a cucumber up my ass as a joke while I was asleep...
I want to see my gf get fucked by her parents dog.
Ive had exs who have fucked dogs before, but I really need to see my gf fucked hard by one
>>711667218
Not everything in Australia will kill you
But this fucker will make you wish you were dead
>>711667622
>Do recall they're poisonous, though.
only male platypuses have venomous spurs and i'm not a faggot.
>>711656248
Done already. It's pretty fun. Especially if your girl like pussy like mine.
>>711666783
Nah you don't have to.
>>711667116
>>711667613
Can't tell if bait or new
>>711667622
One character from DubDubs, or trip+dups.
That was almost alright.
>>711668001
Isn't the plural, platypi?
>>711655983
I'm a 48yo virgin, and I want to preserve my virginity until death.
>>711656004
This
>>711668209
Isaac Newton
Go to Thailand and spend a week or two fucking little Asian hotties and passable ladyboys.
>>711668559
I'm sick of your filth, Portman.
>>711668209
Grand wizard. Like a boss
>>711668559
>passable ladyboys.
what a gay of a faggot
>>711668621
I just turned down non-virgin females.
A few over-40 virgin femfriends of mine aren't too much into sex.
>>711655983
Invite some friends over to gangbang my girlfriend however they want.
very drunk girl about to fuck her dad on cam , get in here /b/ros bitDOTly/2e45Ui8 sign up with fake email and search sleezecunt
>>711668091
>Isn't the plural, platypi?
> Colloquially, the term "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is technically incorrect and a form of pseudo-Latin;[6] the correct Greek plural would be "platypodes"
fuck my mom, sister, grandma, and my aunts, oh and my cousins and their kids.
>>711656539
> absent father
> illiterate
Fuck off coon
>>711668946
Feel that way about my cousins and their kids, maybe one aunt if I could turn back time about 20 years. Would be nice if there was some holodeck to play out our darkest sexual fantasies.
>>711669016
Being as I live next to "coon town" -- named for actual raccoons that steal the dog food and fight with the cats, I take personal offense to this reference to human beings.
Granted I get some black people are human trash but that comes in white and probably the other colors, too.
Cut the 'coons some slack, hey?
>>711669156
lol bro I was just kidding you sick fuck
restaurant i go to recently hired a midget.
a legit midget.
no taller than a 6 yo.
and she doesn't have the oddly proportioned face and arms that midgets usually have.
so goddamned perfect.
I don't know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayTCWttywU
>>711655983
deflower my intern
>>711669392
I thought these were funny until I realized they were less than 10 years old. Now its just sad.
Knock up an underage Asian schoolgirl and flee the country before she finds out my real identity but still keeping tabs on her knowing she's raising my spawn.
>>711669710
There's two types of dwarfism. One has weird proportions and the other is literally just a tiny person.
>>711667959
Is that a baby Ortolan?
>>711669666
Oh. Sometimes I come here to feel comfort that I'm not alone about my desires and fantasies, but this place is having it's fill of people pretending.
I am alone. I am weird. I should be judged harshly. It's better to pretend to be like others than to be honest. I've learned this the hard way.
>>711670035
wow cool story /b/ro thanks for sharing
Have sex as a woman with a girl. Have sex as a woman with a guy.
Have sex as a woman with a group of people.
have sex.
>>711670035
Adorable picture
have a gf
>>711655983
Fuck little girls
Have sex for 16 consecutive hours while watching a Billy Mayes marathon.
>>711671095
BUT WAIT
THERE'S MORE
>pushes penis into anus
become celibate
Suck someone(who I don't know) off (I'm straight (or probably bicurious by now)) while a girl (9 to 14) sucks me off.
>>711656150
this
kek
>>711656150
not much into apples.
you'd rather go for Tyrone Go, or -maybe- John Rust.
>>711663134
I did this when I was 14.
I've never known happiness since.
>>711669772
I don't think they are
Maybe some of them, but I know I saw ones like them as early as the late 90s
I'd like to see a preteen girl in a gangbang with a few dogs
humiliating and abusing a cute and beautiful women.
Once had a girlfriend who was at least open to spanking and pee. But at the moments i had the chance to give her a golden shower i honestly lost all my desire to do it. Hell even giving cumshots wasnt that satisfying.
I dont know if its just the imagine/reality difference or if it is that I truly loved the girl. Maybe I need a good looking hatefuck to truly fullfill my desires.
>>711673055
kind of know that feel
some of the stuff I like to do seems too disrespectful to do to a wife
>>711672744
Ive seen a preteen get licked by a dog
She used peanutbutter
>>711663831
No age is how long you've been around even a fucking rock has age bro
Have sex with My favorite pornstar
Have a MFF Threesome
>>711673193
So either is fine but not both, huh?
>>711673268
who is your favorite porn star?
>>711655983
I want to have a threesome or foursome with my wife and other girl(s). The threesome is quite doable because my wife also likes pussy and has agreed to this already. Now we just have to find suitable girl(s) for the task because both of us are picky.
>>711663500
>public agent
>public pickups
>not fake and gay
pick one
>>711655983
>get fucked by loli with a horsecock
Forced sex role play
>>711656248
Fuckin A mang.
I bet id I had a million dollars I could set that up.
>>711657074
Basically have sex with this girl. Who is she?
threesome with Japanese twins
>>711656004
Ofc this..
Have sex with my old best friend.
>>711655983
Watch my wife have sex with someone else.
>>711674378
jordyn jones. would love to fuck her
>>711664929
How many fedoras do you have?
>>711655983
Something real fucking violent
Have sex with Blaire White
>>711655983
Sex would be nice.
>>711656248
Coming from a guy that fucked his girlfriend and her best friend a couple of months ago. It's amazing, you need to make it happen.
Protip doe, if one of them is your girl, cum in her. Trust me, shit will go bonkers if you don't.
>>711663219
Source?
>>711674982
edgemaster 9000
>>711656248
And if you had a million dollars you could probably set that up, cuz chicks dig guys with money.
>>711655983
Get pissed on while I am sucking on a fat chicks feet, and fingering her asshole at the same time while her giving me a sloppy handjob
an orgy with 12 and 13 year old girls and boys. everyone getting everyone off.
>>711675241
i always wanted a girl to piss on my face. once i convinced my gf to piss on my dick, but she was too shy so only a litttle drop of pee came out of her
>>711675715
Cute
>>711656859
/thread
>>711663595
Just like women can only give consent after the sexing is done. Right.
>>711676666
>>711655983
>>711655983
once i went to omegle and asked girls to watch me pee on my own face, i found one, but i couldnt pee. i was too nervous
Fuck 2 lesbians at the same time while there is an cute boi smashing me
Share a dick with my wife
Fuck this girl.
>>711664470
Dude, how tiny is your pecker?
>>711655983
Reach the biggest ecstasy possible while having sex with my gf/wife
Also fucking<emotional_sex
Watch a girl get fucked by some dogs and knotted in the pussy while she's sucking my dick. After they're done, i'd fuck her ass until i came.
>>711655983
Her.
Fuck a woman cowgirl while she is smoking (fetish) and spitting on me, then she pisses all over my cock.
>>711666907
That's me. Has sex..
But is been like 5 years...
Don't really care what kind of sex I get, I will take (almost) everything.
>>711677246
i asked my ex gf to lick my face while riding on my cock. ata the end my face was covered with her saliva
want to watch my petite blonde wife get fucked by a few guys and get to eat the cream pie )
>>711655983
molest
>>711655983
I want to fuck three generations of the same family.
>>711677653
Only managed two generations, but it was in a threesome. Met a woman at a pub, few years older than me but kinda hot. Went to her place. Daughter drunk AF too, maybe 17 years old. Ended up in threesome, fucked them both in mouth, pussy and ass. 6 holes in one night. Win!
>>711655983
Nothing. I have achieved my sexual dreams
I'm considering buying a zippo lighter, is it really that versatile and reliable as they say? I mean I wanna have a lighter that can be fueled by anything that burns. Will it broke if I fuel it with car gasoline or kerosene? 'Cause I don't want to be dependable on any specific kind of fuel.
>>711655983
I want to piss inside of her and keep fucking the piss out.
I've already fucked a milf with her tubes tied and came in her everytime.
>she liked it
I just wanna take a fat piss in the pussi b0ss
>>711678105
fucking around with different kinds of fuel is fine, the worst it could do is fuck up the cotton inside, which is easily replaced
>>711678105
>>711678191
I guess it could potentially fuck up the wick too, but that's also easily replaced
>>711655983
Fuck my mom
>>711655983
stick my benis in a bagina
Consentual sex in the missionary position for purposes of reproduction.
>>711678179
I do this, anal too. My sub loves it.
>>711677784
The full Ben Franklin is a lofty goal
>>711678515
Yeah, fuck knows if i'd wanna do slutty grandmother. I think not.
>>711677653
I've shot into three generations of panties.
>>711655983
Fuck my sister, raw and hard.
>>711655983
piss into a girls asshole then have her squirt it into another girls mouth.
>>711673213
nope. time is social construct. ask any physicist. they have no clue what it is it just manifests itself as a radioactive decay statistical property.
>>711655983
>fucking girl w/o condom on
>dump my load inside her
>she's moaning and quivering from her own orgasm
>she's squirting as I'm cumming inside her
>>711679417
>fluid coming from urethra and not vagina
>being pissed on and liking it
>>711657190
Why don't you fuck a dude instead ya homo
>>711679417
i want to search for that vid but am to scared
>>711663493
Wtf
>breed the trap
>>711668209
At 50 you will transcend reality and become one with all!
Fuck a 1_ & 1_ & 1_
All an ephebophile's dream girls.
>>711679983
Why? Nothing illegal about it.
Find another attack helicopter that likes sex as much as I like my mummy
I liked very much what I saw in a movie starred by The Falcon... Would love to be in that number
>>711655983
have sex with a woman
>>711677555
Is it actually a fantasy of yours, or are you just generally trolling (there is a lot of cuck on b and I am curious whether it is genuine or an attempt to make a type of point of moral degeneracy, which has just generally gone out of hand) (I dont think I have met anyone irl that has had such fantasies, but then again, I dont know if they would tell me if they did)
>>711664929
tldr autismo
>>711670035
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