Waifu claiming thread -Operator anon special edition
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>The Mortality rate of smoking is 18,5 years
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
カラミチーマス
Sameji claim'd
>>714793546
Haha! So funny! Why don't you Just fuck off and stop posting here you normie!!
>>714793546
Gaijin actually do this?
[x] Doubt
I mean I've seen some ACTUAL weeaboos and they don't seem THAT bad.
>missed Operator Anon
I require the most recent group /waifu/ image
>>714793170
I don't know what you're talking about specificity, but I didn't order anything anime related.
>>714793721
none are relevent
>>714793593
>>714793645
>>714793669
>>714793694
>>714793706
>>714793708
>>714793546
>>714793721
>>714793764
>>714793783
welcome back everyone
>>714793708
yeah, he left really fast, didn't even say bye
>>714793721
There is none
>>714793764
Whoops. I pressed post too early. I ordered that extra long anime body pillow.
>>714793764
I'm pretty sure I recall you mentioning something of the sort.
>>714793823
Still here
>>714793757
HAHAH FUNNY JOKEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>714793823
Don't care how old it is
>>714793968
>he can't accept that these are pure cringe threads
>>714793868
>extra long anime body pillow
>not choosing the loli size
pleb
>>714793170
>>714794055
>he thinks these edits are cute/ funny
>he's a grown man who never showers
>>714793922
Yes, you posted something, what about it?
>>714794055
I need you to protect me.
>>714794140
>>714794035
Do you mind if I ask what country are you from?
>>714794223
He's American, says a lot doesn't it
Federal regulations require me to put this here, we'll be hiring a tard wrangler soon to make sure they don't start biting
>>714793413
>#A000A0
>>714794296
At least I'm not getting blown to bits in the name of political correctness
>>714793934
another cute gif
>>714793937
welcome back smug
>>714793968
That would be the most recent one i have.
Only 3 or 4 people on this pic are coming to the thread now though
>Chara
>>714794223
>he keeps posting 3/10 girls
>he only likes them because they are Asian and he's a weeb
>he would shit his adult diaper if these girls so much as looked in his direction
>>714793880
I think you're probably talking about the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya light novel, I don't want to reveal my power level buying it.
>>714794340
655520?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqEZa2rrnCY
>>714794296
>when non Americans are victims of a terrorist attack
HAHAHAHAH
>>714794385
Oh so Americans ARE that dumb.
>>714794516
I'm Japanese-English. I live in Japan.
These women are beautiful. Filthy american dog prefers disgusting fat pigs over superior Nihonjin women.
>>714794164
Claiim
>>714794651
Plug it into a color picker
>>714794666
https://youtu.be/TYYT15C42Oc
Hes American, 19 and relies on Daddys money, job and goid will. Lives in a trailer too.
>>714794795
Damn. You're SUCH a weeb that you pretend to be Japanese online. America is superior to that joke of a country anyway. They backed down like little pussies after we bombed the shit out of them. Now any time they are in trouble, guess who has to fly in and save the day? The same country that melted Japanese faggots to the pavement hahahahahahah
>>714794573
Yes, that was it.
A sound choice as well.
>>714794804
We should start a family.
>>714794943
Dark Magenta...
basically Rorys color
>>714795021
Yeah, the same country that got buttfucked by farmers in Vietnam
YLYL thread? I'll start
>Japan is better than America
>mfw
>>714793413
claming umi
>>714795046
>>714795326
>he thinks bragging about something the entire planet including the USA found horrific is a point
Such an edgy faggot
>>714795256
>when Japanese people mess with Americans
>>714795455
>when you know Japan is utter shit compared to its big brother, America: the post
>>714795455
SJW faggot pretending to be Japanese
Don't claim you like anime if you don't know what THIS is
>>714795184
You asked for numbers in hex, I delivered.
>mfw americans cant even decide on a joke or a time bomb for their president
>>714795453
It's not mine?
How could you have done this to me?
>>714795576
I'm curious, how is America Japan's brother?
>>714795021
Heh, I'm not a weeaboo.
At least we don't get a terrorist attack every few weeks. At least Japan doesn't act like world police and get involved in every war like stupid America.
>>714795576
>>714795475
>>714795326
>>714795654
>when america gets butthurt about us sinking their battleship.
>>714795798
>us
Post a pic of yourself right now. I bet you 2 atomic bombs you won't do it because you're pic related
>>714794943
Not enough Yodel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMA4rlQ6o60
>>714795798
Do you get annoyed when you get called a weeb regardless the fact you are full blooded Asian?
>>714796213
>believing his online fantasy life
>>714796015
Needs more throat singing
https://youtu.be/1rmo3fKeveo
How close do you think it is?
I am back
>>714795968
I won't post a pic because I don't need to prove anything to you, filthy gaijin
Anyway I'm a haafu so I don't even look Japanese.
Also don't Americans just adore our culture? Why else would a huge chunk of anime fans originate from America?
Also someone's jealous they aren't fucking beautiful women.
Stay mad, Gaijin
>>714796213
Yeah,
Are you nihonjin, or a different kind of Asian? East or western asian?
>>714796304
hello back, i am ceiling
>>714795968
post urself first with a timestamp, then I'll post myself
>>714795781
>>714796405
>fat American virgin trying THIS hard to seem like he's Japanese
You're gayer than this man
>>714796287
Please explain. I don't remember ever starting one.
>>714796405
Chinese and Viet.
>>714796472
You already know who I am and what I look like. Do we need to start a 1000 reply argument again
>>714796449
I didn't know my dad browsed this board
>>714796587
Prove it.
>>714793669
SHES MINE
MINE MINE MINE
I WAS GONNA POST MAMIMI FAGGOT
>>714793979
good choice.
>>714796587
I know I have to prove in the guy in the pic give me one second. In the mean time wallow in the fact that you're all lonely virgins while I'm about to go home from work to my girlfriend, something none of you have but you all wish for deep down
>>714796777
Thanks
>>714796669
>honey can you take this pic of me holding this puece of paper? I need to prove to the online people I am who I am again
>>714793593
3DPD
>>714796813
>Wanting a whore that leeches off your money and eventually cucks you
Top kek, normalfags are truly braindead
>>714796813
I'm waiting.
>>714796304
Welcome back
>>714796893
No, she pays for his food
>>714796677
>>714796522
No, you have betrayed my trust. You're not the same person I married.
And besides, I need to go take a shower now.
>>714796893
>eventually cucks you
she already has, being ploughed by a nigger he's friends with
>>714796965
Thanks anon
Can I ask what waifu you claim so I can properly say hi
"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Claimed ^^
>>714796893
>he's convinced himself this is true to justify his years of rejection and virginity
>it's a coping mechanism to reject women before they reject you
Whew laddy, let the (you)s roll in
>>714797069
>>714797141
>still hasn't fixed his eyebrows
>still can't grow a full beard
you know what a razor is, right? pls fix this shit, you make me ill
>>714797141
I was wondering something anon.
If your life is so great,
why do you keep coming back here to make fun of people you can't stand?
>>714797003
>>714797369
because he's lonely and desperate for interaction with someone who isn't cheating on him or a coon
>>714797141
Good boy. I don't know what you guys were talking about I just wanted to make you post your face. You must really care about whatever point you were trying to make. Anyway now I'm here and you're taking commands...
Tits or gtfo.
Any bitch who'd attention whoring has to follow the rules of /b/
>>714797163
Oh hey
Where is your namesync?
>>714796527
Is 100 lbs fat?
Last time I checked average weight in America was 200? I'm not sure, let me check...
That pic proves that Americans are subhuman filth
ふざける な、あほ
>>714796559
Cool. So your relatives buttfucked
>>714796527 's country?
>>714797369
He'll make something up, along the lines of "I'm bored so I make fun of them.. Nurr.."
>>714797141
Why the fuck would I ever want a pig disgusting 3D woman.
>>714797501
Where's yours
>>714797551
Started watching season 2 today
>being this triggered by your internet bully
Go ahead and roast this kanagaroo just because I was holding it too
>>714797501
I couldn't be bothered to type it
>>714797551
Or he could just avoid it.
>>714797560
Never had one
He used to have "nobody -_-"
>>714797695
Oh don't do it because I asked for it
Just wondering
How was your saturday?
>>714797631
Thats a wallaby
>>714797738
Where's yours
>>714796995
>Oh no I'm getting beaten in an internet argument
>Better post random pics and call people virgins, this will prove them wrong!
Pathetic.
>>714797551
No, hell change topic completely and never address it because thats how he rolls.
>>714797746
>rekt by a prisoner
>>714797792
>step it up
>>714797631
Why would we roast something that's near you? We'd merely pity it.
Just like your neighbours and your dog and your "gf" and your coworkers and your customers
>>714797829
He never adressed it
>>714797771
Please Alice.... I don't want another spam
>>714797885
Embrace your inner elitist
>>714797510
Well... Sadly, my older relatives were to fight with them. They lived in South Vietnam and were to be killed, tortured, or be captive if they didn't work with the Americans.
>attempting to learn Japanese
>can read, but not really translate
>kanji is a bitch
>This one autist spamming Mirai Nikki slut
Disgusting desu
Get better taste
>>714797936
What?
Sometimes I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not but I see nothing elitist about namesync
>>714797141
I wasn't kidding man. You want attention like a bitch does, you follow the fucking rules.
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).
1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")
2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).
3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?
Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?
I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.
If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
30. There are no girls on the internet.
31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
>>714798071
That depends who you ask
>>714795798
>At least Japan doesn't act like world police and get involved in every war like stupid America.
This is one of the biggest reasons I hate my country
>>714798233
I am asking you...
>>714798336
You're an elitist just by having it installed then, go all in :^)
>>714797876
>customers
Hahahahahahah I don't work at a grocery store like you man babies
>>714797631
Why would I cook a kangaroo?
>>714797979
Checked
That sucks. Hopefully they've recovered as well as hiroshima and nagasaki after the atomic bombs
>>714798453
>customers
>what is a basic business term
i'm still worried you have a head injury
>>714798502
I hope they're still vaporized and melted into the streets
>>714798453
>says that we don't have a job and used mummy's bank card for everything
>at least I don't work at a grocery store
Please elaborate.
>>714798502
I wouldn't necessarily say my relatives are okay, but Vietnam is as good as ever.
>>714797738
It's fine, it's just a few keyboard presses
It was good but i didn't really do much. What about yours?
>>714798408
Isn't it normal to have it installed, it's just easier to use 4chan this way
>>714798676
He said he feels bad for my customers. I have my own office controlling natural gas tanks.
>>714798453
>doesn't realise B2B is a thing
>doesn't realise Businesses can also be customers
>doesn't realise that even a mechanic has customers
>or an eletrician
>or an estate agent
>or a bank
>or a barber
>or an insurance broker
>or a lawyer
>or a counselor
>or a car retailer
>or a manufacturer
>or a service provider
>or a designer
>or a consultant
>or a solicitor
You just proved that you are in the lower class
>>714798832
Not Namesync, 4chanx or appchan yes
>>714798879
Yeah, sure you do, prove it faggot
>at work claim
Yui Hirasawa claimed
>>714798879
pls, they're like $20 and will stop me from vomiting every time you post your stupid face
>>714799013
I mean I just posted a pic of my work monitor so you can have that, as soon as I post my office your autistic brain will count it as some sort of victory and I'd rather your parents have to deal with your autistic rage so they get a divorce that make you happy
>>714798879
I just realised this guy looks like this youtuber
https://www.youtube.com/user/xBuzzerman?&ab_channel=Buzz
>>714799200
>he actually watched this shit
>>714798879
Are you that guy who posted on here and wanted people to photoshop cum on a pic of him and his sister?
>>714799192
What? You scared of "Autists" now when you don't even know how you can distinguish an autist from yourself?
>>714799053
But she's retarded
>>714799192
lol, you sound so upset right now.
>>714799200
An average-looking little angry white guy?
>>714798541
>dull, thick-headed american thinks that the bomb landed on the ground
Fact: the bombs exploded in midair causing the particles to rain down or blow off somewhere else
Fact: It only took ten years for Hiroshima/Nagasaki to be safe again.
Pic related is hiroshima or Nagasaki (never seen either of them before) today
>>714799329
No, that was one of you jealous neckbeards that did that in a last resort effort to defend your cartoon wife threads. I'm about to go home from work, have some beers and bang my gf, have fun circle jerking to anime characters with grown men who have never kissed a girl
>>714799417
I'd love her even if that were true
>>714799053
Is this from the movie?
The animation is really good.
>>714799507
>he's never seen the images of a human frame outlined in the debris, permanently engraved from the heat and explosion.
Google it
>>714799284
I don't watch it if that's what you mean, my nephew does
>>714799479
I guess
>>714799558
You still sound really upset
Can't wait till your gf cucks you and you start crying yourself to sleep
>>714799684
The eyebrows are smaller on him
Japan has amazing architecture
>>714799558
I have kissed a lot of girls though
>>714799662
Don't really care for edgy shit like that.
>>714799803
Yeah, did you see >>714799507?
Looks better than most American skylines
>>714799558
I not one of these people. Do you feel powerful right now? Like I literally don't understand your goal by doing this?
..
Do people in this thread actually care what some angry little white guy's opinion on a culture he's never even taken part in? Wtf...
Anybody here care?
>>714799943
Fuckinf right they care. They never stop replying
>>714799918
Yeah reparation money can buy a lot of things
>>714799943
Lmao the dudes "gf" likes sailor moon
>>714799943
>3DPD
This is a thread for perfect 2D girls, fuck off to /sp/, /soc/ or some other normalfag shithole if you want to post this disgusting shit.
>>714800082
Japan is just such a beautiful country
>>714800191
See its shit like this that makes these complete cringe threads
>>714800145
You do know Japan was allies with the US before THEY bombed you fags? Bomb a ship and they'll bomb large cities
>>714800375
Why are you ITT then normalfag?
Fuck off
Chara?
>>714800375
>4chan
>/b/
>/waifu/
>>714800390
Gonna post more of her <3
>>714800537
Yes?
>>714798502
Kangaroo is a leaner, more gamey beef. We use it occasionally in the penal colony.
>>714799943
Not really. I reply because I like to stroke peoples ego while also pointing out how stupid he is.
>>714800697
>>714800457
I have to ask, how common are girls who actually look like this in Japan? I feel like they aren't as common as the ones who look a lot worse than this
>Yeah um japan is shit even though Americans are obsessed with karate and samurais.
>>714800793
That's all I have
sexy waifu who will gut you
>>714800896
Any time normalfags try to criticize Japan, the only complaint they can come up with is muh degenerate anime and hentai because they can't find anything wrong with the country itself.
>>714800082
Lol I dunno man. All this aggression and hate comes from somewhere. Either get laid more or join a boxing gym.
>>714800730
bellybutton?
didn't get to see you yesterday, someone said you were taking a test or already resting
>>714800890
Very common actually.
Ugly people in Japan are rare.
>>714801126
Ive fapped to that before
Just because her ass is nice
>>714800191
>normalfag
>bitch with nails through her tits
You haven't been out in a while have you?
ponies , spiderman, triggered normie and now 3dp posters
>>714801151
Sameji anon told me.
I was at the funeral of my great grandmoter and then visited two friends of mine to watch some anime and get my mind off
>>714801399
>tumblr
>>>/out/
>>714801399
being edgy is pretty normalfaggy
>>714801196
Hmmmm, not sure I believe that. There's ugly people everywhere, much more common than good looking people
>>714801457
What did you say?
>>714801498
>edgy
Hehehe
>>714801437
sorry about that, hope you are doing well
great grandmother? good you got a chance to know her
>>714801588
i don't like the word either, but it's the best way to say it.
you get off on pain
>>714800390
>>714800697
>>714800793
>>714800915
not many, but good quality stuff my guy
>>714801857
I was actually one of the closest to her. I visited her every week some years ago. I think when she died, I was the closest one to her. But thanks anyway
How are you doing?
>>714801500
Well young people are usually the cuties.
Older women not so much.
Every young nihonjin person I've seen looks attractive. The old ones aren't very attractive
>>714801999
you did great then , not many talk to their own elders
and good so far sorry for asking
>>714802412
It's fine, really, I have to get over sooner or later anyway
Finally, the shitposter is away
Protect her...
>>714801999
Its hard losing someone close. I hope you can take any advice she gave and make it happen. Good that you were there when you could be, Im sure it meant a lot to the both of you.
claiming
>>714801971
I like what I like. Just like you like what you like.
Don't judge me and I won't judge you.
nya~
>>714802190
As much as I would like to believe otherwise, I find this highly doubtful.
>>714802543
it takes time
don't even mention it I'm sure he's lurking
>>714802620
Thanks Rory, I've been agitated ever since she died.
>>714802801
Well duh
Or actually working, that lazy piece of shit.
>>714802700
welcome Felix anon
>>714803056
Understandable, and just remember that her advice will always mean something.
>>714803056
I'd rather not mention him in this time
>>714803841
Can I save this gif?
>>714803350
That's the main reason why I'm even less ignoring shitposters than before. But thanks again
>>714803841
Alrighty
Is there something you wanted to talk about yesterday?
>>714803841
>>714803056
konbanyaa~
how is everyone?
>>714804013
sure pal
>>714804039
just wanted to see if you were around to bother you a bit more
>>714804064
yes?
>>714802671
i'm not judging you
you're just taking it is a judgement
>>714804147
I'm fine, thank you. How about you?
>>714804358
Sure sure, you can bother me alright. I'll be here for another 40 minutes if you find one or two topics
>>714804715
eh, could be better, but could be worse. just kinda here
Is Destiny worth getting on PS3
>>714804715
suddenly I've gone blank
I'm just having some coffee
>>714803841
>YoshYoshYoshYoshYoshYoshYoshYosh
>Rory-sama
>>714804983
It's better on PS4.
>>714805054
I don't own a PS4
>>714805134
Loser :3
>>714804983
No. I have it and got bored of it within a month. It was worse when they chenged everything so everyones good guns turned into bad guns. But you might like it more
>>714804983
If you get it you should add me on psn so we can play together
>>714806143
Hi Me
>>714806778
Hi almost trips
>>714806911
Trips in this thread mean nothing
>>714806963
Why not?
>>714807073
I mean, they don't mean anythign because the thread is pretty much dead, except for us being autistic
>>714807124
>>714807177
y tho
>>714807144
I got banned once because i was bumping an old thread
>>714807315
hmu in the new thread then
