hey /b/, I really like this girl that goes to my school. She flirts with me sometimes and we talk a lot in class, but once we get home and I try and text her she never gets into it, and ends up ignoring me. Is she just not into me or am I doing something wrong?
ewe... creeper like omg ugh...
welcome to the modern american girl, sonny
>>672917725
did she ever ask you to do her homework for her?
Welcome to america. she's just leading you on, get out while you can
>>672918108
She has once yeah.
>>672918242
faggot lol
>>672918170
This. There are literally 20 other guys hitting her up at the same time. She's waiting for the best offer and if she can't get that she has a beta back up. Be alpha, treat her like the whore she is
>profit
>>672917725
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>672919199
ill take that into consideration.