Ask a 46 year old virgin who hasn't had a friend since 1993 anything.
>>672917631
Can I be your friend? I don't bite.
>>672917631
source?
>>672917631
post a picture of your face?
Nice Suehiro Maruo
>>672917631
Your face with timestamp or it's fake.
Can you explain King Crimson to me ?
>>672917631
What do you do in your own time? Have you ever thought about ending it?
Why haven't you killed yourself?
I will give you advice OP for only 5 Exalted orbs.
>>672917631
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>672917631
Why are you still a virgin?
>>672917763
We can be friends. I don't know how to arrange for that though...
>>672917911
Me
>>672917957
Don't want to be doxed sorry.
>>672917994
Thanks
>>672918021
No for the reason stated above. My face is normal thought. You would not think I was exceptionally weird if you saw me in the streets. (I suspect that's what you think hence why you want to see)
>>672918098
Good band just listen to their music I guess.
>>672918255
Finally a real question. I buold model planes and trains. I have a big model train set in my basement. Actually it's my entire basement. I have been working on it for 15 years. It's not completed yet. Once you put a lot of work into something, it becomes important to you. That's what I put a lot of my time into. I still spend a lot of time going through comic books, but now days I spend more time collecting and organizing them and peddling them on ebay than I do actually reading them. Retro video games (snes/nes, some n64 stuff but that still seems "modern" to me if you can believe that) are also a big part of my life. I don't consider suicide.
>>672918318
Not depressed enough, and I'm afraid of dying
>>672918700
I never approached any women. The burden is on men to make the first move and I never did that, so as a result I've been alone
>>672918795
how often do you fap?
>>672917631
Why no frewnds