Ask Jesus continued
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Are you still there Jesus?
Should I put my faith into a shotgun shell ?
>>674690200
Should I kill myself
If I steal again will I be noticed?
>>674690028
Answer this in a non yes/no format.
>>674690200
reformulate the question. lol fag
Do I know Jesus well enough?
I've had to piss for 35mins, is it time to go?
>>674690028
Jesus, should I smoke a tin out my stash? I really should be selling them but I want one
Should we love one another?
>>674690321
I feel slightly better
>>674690281
hue
Will they restock by Monday?
Should we only love Christians?
Was that last thread a fluke ?
>>674690462
Jesus knows the sad truth
suicide?
>>674690028
Can i get huge gains
>>674690028
Will all the rabbit fuckers go to hell?
should I break up with her?
>>674690028
Will I get a Lu F sex vid¿
>>674690028
Will i make it on my next job?
>>674690028
Arnt you just human imagination?
Will the anons in the feel threads ever be happy again?
will i
>>674690712
Dammit jesus... why you do this
>>674690028
Are you real?
SHOULD I SEND HER SOME SMILEY FACES ON THE SNAP CHAT?
Will she ever lose weight?
should i get back with my ex
>>674690798
its for her own good If I end it now... I guess I should try a bit more... Give it a week or two more?
will i go to visit my gf in tx
Does daisy ever think about me?
>>674690885
Hahahaha
Is there other life in the universe?
>>674690028
Will i make it
Is Akinator really magic?
>>674690972
I figured thx jesus
>>674690028
Should i jackoff?
Does Ashley want the D
>>674691044
Jesus pls just tell me
>>674690028
can i roulette fap?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/omegkle
Does Morgan still like me?
>>674690028
Should i fuck the receptionist at work?
>>674690028
Is she?
>>674690028
will my girlfriend and the girl im cheating on her with ever meet???
>>674690028
should i keep fuckin my cousin?
Really does she still like me?
Should I just bang a fatty to feel better?
>>674691206
Every time I ask this question, I roll a six. I think it may be true
Should I make my girlfriend tongue my ass and hate fuck me with a purple strap on while she assfucks herself and jerks me off? Shes very good at multitasking.
>>674691292
come on jesus, pls?
Is love just around the corner?
>>674691292
Is incest wrong?
>>674690028
Should i renew my playstation plus?
Will we get back together
>>674690028
Should I keep trying?
Are you angry with us?
>>674690028
Will GRAND DAD ever sext me?
Should I go on another 1200 calorie crash diet? Last one sucked but I lost 10 pounds in three weeks.
>>674691404
>404
>"comon"
Yeah, He's not gonna deal with your shit.
Will I be alone forever?
Did you delete my post?
Will I ever have a girlfriend?
>>674690869
GOOD ANSWER JESUS
>>674690028
are you a faggot?
Does Jenny like me back?
>>674690028
kill luke please?
>>674691526
lucky you
Will I meet the love of my life?
>>674691568
That's dodging the question man
Will she say no though ?
AM I GOING TO BURN IN HELL?
fffffffff
Is France in Europe?
Does she still love me?
will i be rich
>>674690028
should I kill myslef
>>674691644
Come' on? COME' ON???? ANSWER MY QUESTION! WILL I BE ALONE FOREVER?
>>674691754
Would she take me back?
Will i be financially successful?
>>674690028
will i make it through med school
Will the United States fall within the next 50 years?
>>674691806
oh....ok
>>674690028
Would Super Allah Beat Turbo Christ In a Fight?
>>674691378
Should I also get an enema and gape my ass so she can get in real deep? She's a freak
Did you ever get teh p0sy b0ss?
>>674690028
Will I die a slow, painful, agonizing death?
Do you regret creating humanity?
>>674690028
Are games the only thing worth living for?
>>674690028
Should I break up with her and be with bri
Will Donald Trump be the next president?
>>674690028
Last digit=Do you really want to hurt me?
2nd to last digit=Do you really want to make me cry?
>>674692063
gimme the answer you crucified fuck
Should we all just post Jesus memes ?
Is tolerating non-christian cultures okay?
>>674692149
that does not answer my question you faggot
do she like me
>>674692099
Trump cucks BTFO by Jesus
>>674692205
I WILL EVENTUALLY GET THE ANSWER
Is meme magic real?
>>674690028
Will I lose my virginity tomorrow?
Does my gf really like to fuck my ass?
>>674692180
Do you think that everyone in this thread should upload "funny" pictures of you?
>>674692287
Fuck you jezuz for the last time yes or no?
>>674692302
And what about next week. Will I?
Will I ever have sex with her?
if i ask her, will she answer honestly?
>>674692421
Are you sure?
>>674692063
>>674692149
>>674692205
>>674692287
Would humanity be happier if they hadn't taken the fruit from the garden?
will niggers ever learn to pay taxes?
>>674690028
are you real?
Do dubs really have power?
>>674690028
Maybe this'll be better than satan. Will her and I start dating soon?
Will WWIII happen before 2020?
>>674692698
Awesome!
Will I get her back
>>674692640
Do you really exist?
>>674690028
Is it okay to want to fuck the bunny?
Should I get the shotgun and kill Margaret, the boys and myself?
Jesus Christ! what are you doing?
>>674690028
will i be motivated to do all the shit i should do tomorrow?
Will I go tonight
>>674690028
Is there any hope of Eveline and I becoming a thing?
Is /pol/ right?
You coming back next weekend?
Will Monday lead to something more
>>674690028
Does my crush like me back
>>674690028
Should I kill myself
Are you the same OP?
>>674690028
Jesus, Am I spending my time correctly?
Should I go and brush my teeth?
Should I start on Monday?
>>674690028
Will Donald Trump become president of the United States of America?
Is Test still dead?
Are you going to make Bernie President?
Will I ever be successful
Will Donald Trump become Emperor of the United States?
>>674690028
Will I get the internship?
>>674690028
Will I get an internship at the fair next week?
is this body a 10/10?
>>674690028
Am I going to hell?
>>674690028
will i pass the year?
Is God real?
>>674690028
Next week there is an internship fair... will I get an internship there?
is adriana down to fuck
Will I obtain my dream job?
Should I dump my gf?
>>674690028
Will I get a gf soon?
>>674690028
Should I be a gunsmith
>>674690028
did you have a bukkake party with your disciples during the last supper?
>>674693781
Confirmed
>>674690028
Will I get a girlfriend soon?
Should I go clean the gunk under my fingernails?
>>674694247
Cmon, I'm lonely
Sleep?
>>674693781
Confirmed
will i fuck brit?
>>674694570
Will I get to fuck some of that sweet big ass that brittney has
Should I go full emo
>>674690028
Will I ever move into a better place?
Did maggie really cheat on me?
Should I go brush my hair?
Should I go to bed right now?
Will he get the sword?
>>674694925
But it's kind of knotty
But will he?
do i have a chance?
Will I ever escape /b/?
jesus, will my mother still accept me after she finds out i like hentai?
Rill
>>674695358
I know I fucking deserve better, but will I ever get out?
>>674690028
i love you Jesus
Should I make tacos for dinner tomorrow?
will she reply to my text?
Will I get a gf?
>>674690028
Do I have a chance?
>>674695570
is she going to respond to my text
Am I going to heaven?
>>674695650
will she text me back
Should I break up with her?
>>674690028
Will I find my true love
Should I kill myself
Will she suck my dick
>>674695564
Idk what "comon.." means so re roll
will we end up back together
WILL SHE LET ME MOTORBOAT HER TINY TITTIES?
>>674695888
Jesus trips, tacos confirmed
does caroline wish i asked her out?
>>674690028
Do i have chance with her?
does carolinee wish i asked her out?
will my life get better
>>674690028
is it time?
>>674690028
Will I ever find myself in complete financial freedom while being able to enjoy my life?
I hate jesus
Should I wash my face?
Will she piss on me?
>>674690028
What would be better?
Am i going to get a ticket tonight
Should I go drinking today
>>674696230
May i go drinking today
Does the pain end
should i go to sleep?
Will i ever be with A?
Should I do it?
Should I ask jesus
Fuck off
>>674690028
Will I get pussy within a month or so?
>>674696410
Should i get some drugs?
Dearest Jesus, is it ok that I masturbated into my cute friends panties while she was at work and I was at her apartment? It felt so good knowing that she would wear them, touching her sacredness, with the lords juices I left for her.
Will I funk an alien that's just a bit younger than me tonight?
will i always be a sad cunt
>>674690028
will i find love?
>>674690028
Hey JC. Should i buy a motorbike?
>>674696901
that shall be done
>>674690028
will I buy sunglasses today?
>>674690028
will I keep my job?
Should I go wash my vagina?
>>674697180
will I be sacked?
>>674697222
You sure about that, Jesus?
are your predictions as good as the 8 ball's?
>>674697332
Then should I do it?
>>674697415
You sound like a kid more than a God with that attitude. Should I go do it or not?
Are u really jesus
Are you a faggot ?
Will I get her
Should I Fuck my roommate
did I win the lottery tonight
Will I have sex
Should I Fuck this girl
>>674690028
Does jessica want to fuck?
Should I go get something to eat?
>>674690028
am i die tomorow?
>>674690028
Can you send donald trump to hell
>>674690028
Does the girl who sits next to me in Theory class want to hook up?
>>674698836
Meh, cool. Thanks, Jesus.
Should I go shave my pubes?
Will I get a job this week
do i sleep
>>674690028
Will I have good dreams tonight?
Should Mary have had you aborted?
Ill die alone?
is jesus real
>>674690028
will i be rich and successful
>>674690028
Is Reincarnation real?
>>674699845
Are you sure?
>>674699870
is reincarnation a real thing?
>>674699944
Answer me jesus, please
Will Acaelus stay King of Elenia?
Will i ever find a gf? I want asian
>>674690028
Will i pass my thermodynamics final on thursday??
>>674699970
Is reincarnation real and possible?
>>674690028
does she wanna be friends with benefits
Is my cock big enough for Diego?
>>674700035
Screw you Jesus! You tried kidding me, right?
>>674700067
jesus, you cuck answer the question.
reroll
Will I ever fuck my teacher?
>>674700171
Thank you Jesus
Should I take another shot
Will I?
Is reincarnation a scientific possiblity?
>>674690028
Do you exist?
Should I abort?
Will she ever love me?
Will B come live with us for awhile
>>674700394
Yea or nah
>>674690028
aight, Jesus exam on monday. pass?
>>674690028
Will I find some?
Am I just being paranoid?
Are you actually a raptor, and did you go extinct for our sins?
Why is op such a faggot?
am i gonna fuck tomorrow
Will she date me and will we fuck
>>674700423
yes or no
>>674700394
this
Should I go change into everyday clothes?
>>674700607
yea or nah
Should I break up with her?
>>674700623
yea or nah
Will you give me wisdom to overcome anything easily?
>>674690457
I kekd
>>674690028
Will i get sex tomorrow?
Should I own a subaru
Will I meet up with my boyfriend today?
>>674690028
Why do you hate me, Jesus?
Should I shave my armpits?
should i go smoke more weed
>>674701125
fuck you i'm rerolling
>>674690028
May I?
>>674701202
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON I WANNA SMOKE SOEM WEED...CAN A NIGGA SMOKE WEED DAMIT
Am I going to be raped tomorrow?
Is Satan your best friend
Я БЛЯДЬ ПОИМЕЮ УСПЕХ В ЭТОМ БИЗНЕСЕ?
>>674701293
smoke weed now?
>>674701230
May I do it?
>>674690028
should i worship you
>>674690028
Will they?
>>674690028
I am the little horn
Are you coming back?
>>674690028
Will I ever get the baddest chick to snap with me on my snap chat?
Do I have a shot with the little hottie that works at the liquor store?
>>674690028
shalt thou worship thee
Should I get a girlfriend?
>>674690028
reroll
Did bush do 9/11
Should I confront her?
>>674690028
bf?
Do they have feelings for someone else?
>>674690028
Am I worthless jeezus AH LAWD?
will donald trump be president
Poula is bichera?
>>674690028
Do Jews exist?
Is she cheating on me?
