Anyone a satanist? Looking to join a church in colorado.
Damn well I read the first rule and knew I'd be fucked because I'm from B so. Nope
Edgy, are you hoping to gain some attention from you're parents who never loved you?
If these rules are everything you should follow, satanism seems pretty neat.
>>674687270
>implying liking satanism means you're trying to be edgy
>not understanding the core fundamentals of satanism
>>674687437
Pretty much. The actual bible is a lot more in depth and a good read.
>>674686909
>wasting your time going to church
You could literally just stair at a wall and get more benefit then going to church.
Bro tip: get a hobby that will pay off in the future. Sitting around talking about if you belive in an after life or nit and being cunty isn't going to do anything for you in reality here.
>>674687799
>Trying to act like Satanism is anything other than whiny bitches who pretend they are cool.
>>674687988
Stare
>>674687988
um, apparently you don't know shit about the COS.
>>674688006
Again
>not understanding true satanism and thinking it's filled with middle schoolers
>>674687988
Satanist don't believe in any gods.
>>674688377
That's exactly what I was thinking. But I guess this is the younger generation trying to act like big men and put other people down on topics they know nothing about.
>>674686909
>LaVey
Poser shit. Why can't you actually grow some balls and strike a deal with the Enemy of Mankind?
>>674686909
Lucifer excelsi
>>674686909
Baphomet, light in the dark.
>>674686909
>having any type of religion
Satanists are just atheists who try to act edgy
>>674688883
But thats wrong.
Satanists believe themselves to be gods.
>>674689180
>implying I haven't done it already
I stopped reading at lesser magic.
>>674689489
That's the spirit!
>>674689417
>>674689190
I was seriously thinking about getting a tattoo of one or both of these, recommend?
>>674689655
Baphomet is a furry dickgirl, I'd go with that one.
10 dudes. Is this thread doomed?
>>674689849
It looks that way. It's better for someone to crawl down to hell and find what they are looking for than to join the wankfest that is the Church of Satan.
Satanist? I believe the establishment you're looking for is called a mosque .
