Famous girls you fucked that people find hard to believe.
>>679130202
Proof or GTFO
>>679130202
no idea who that is, you sure she famous?
>>679130436
>I know every famous celebrity so if there's one I don't recognize they're not famous
Ok pal
>>679130202
>>679130436
It's fucking iCarly, and I call bullshit, OP.
2003. I was a grad student at UCLA, tending bar with a friend at a private mega mansion.
k
I fucked an atf agent
I didn't know she was an atf agent at the time
Well, maybe "almost fucked" is a better description, couldn't get it up thanks to meth dick
And thank fuck, who knows what i would've caught
>>679130202
also dont know who this ugly twat is
regional tv isnt famous, neither is having a band that is famous in belgium
>>679130694
She is pretty famous
among tweens that is
>>679130202
Dan, fuck off
>>679130744
Considering I watched her show in 2007, I'd say she's pretty famous. Doubting you fucked her tho.
>>679130744
that explains it
arent people on /b/ supposed to be over 18?
>>679130605
story?
>>679130202
everybody says she is the biggest cumslut on campus anyway and that dan the hymen divider schneider banged her, so every sex-related bs is something that i believe when it comes to her
>>679130202
no one ever believes me but she was a beast in bed
wanna know where she's hiding the cake? under that gown fucking sweet as wish i could hit that one more time
>>679130913
I'm 19 and was part of the target demographic when this show was big.
Never much cared for Carly, but the blonde chick was cute.
Throat fucked her a week ago
I can present you the rare coincidence that all of the famous women I interfered with coitusilly are coincidentally grouped in one picture, pic related.
>>679130887
lost
madeleinemccann.jpeg
>>679130910
Of course i didn't fuck her
I'm not OP though
>>679131031
what is that?
>>679130202
>be me
>be Ryan Gosling
>>679131044
Best post of the thread
>>679130927
My friend and I both worked at a boutique hotel in Culver City as bartenders. We regularly got cast and crew after filming was done for the day. One of our regulars was a producer, and asked us if we would be willing to work a private party the next week. We both say sure and get the info on location etc.
cont'd...
>>679131031
details please
>>679130998
>the biggest cumslut on campus
Do you go to USC? Any rumor to share?
>>679131020
Sorry but are you under the impression that Marie Antoinette is famous for hiding cake?
At an after party in Melbourne.
2/10 would not fuck again.
>>679131200
>mfw I'm Ryan Gosling
>>679131020
she was a shitty version of Madame du Pompadour
>>679130202
I had sex with Emma Stone in highschool before she was famous or in a movie. No one believes me but w/e
>>679131227
pls sir, *tips hat and orders drink*
>>679131372
story?
>>679131261
>look her up on Internet
>see her picture
>want to fuck her
>learn her address
>try to visit her
>get the shit beat out of me by security
>sad face
>learn her phone number
>call her every 20 minutes
>she never answers
>eventually changes number
>fuckthisbitch.jpg
>print off a picture of her
>fuck it right in the throat
>hole from her upper lip to her chest
>mfw i throat fucked Miranda Cosgrove
RIDE THE LIGTNING WITH ME, FFS
>>679131227
Night of party, we meet at the hotel, and I hitch a ride with my friend to the place. She kept asking me how she looked, which was really funny because she's really cute and has a fantastic aussie accent. We get to the place and it's fucking gigantic. Like 20000+ sq feet somewhere in Beverly Hills or western part of Hollywood Hills.
>>679131520
Dan, don't be so jelly... Miranda is too old for you now anyway.
I fucked Anna Hillinger in high school. She's not really famous, but her husband Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park is.
THIS IS NOW A METALLICA THREAD
>>679130202
was she raep by the pedo?
>>679130202
Congrats if it's true, OP... Heard she pleased the whole USC football team a whole night, she has to be a resistent, great fuck at the very least.
>>679131618
What was your favorite album /b/ro?
Mine was and justice for all
Still one of the best metal albums ever made imo
>>679131768
St. Anger is their best album
>>679131365
no, was referring to those rumors posted here, i'm not from there
>>679131371
let them eat cake mate jeez even i got that how retarded are you?
>>679131578
Whelp that ends that one. She's not a fucking aussie, you goddamn autistic.
>>679131404
and fucked like madame du PUMPadour
>>679130887
>>679131618
isn't their lead signer dead?
>>679131613
That's hot. Slut looks like she loves anal.
>>679131768
yeah i would say its either that or Kill em all for me. Fucking phantom lord, no remorse, jump in the fire
>implying people on 4chan have gotten laid
>>679130202
fucked this bitch, cunt like fucking pylons
>>679131800
JUSTICE FOR ALL WHAT A MAGNIFICENT PEACE OF WORK BUT IF I HAD TO LAY DOWN THE LAW THE SICK DICK OF DESTINY I WOULD HAVE TO CHOOSE KILL THEM ALL
SEEK AND DESTROY
>>679132035
everyone here has fucked their hand
stop hand rape
>>679130202
I know that's you dan
>>679130887
Poor girl. At least she's happy at college now. I doubt anyone getting defiled by a greasy fat producer is actually happy about it.
>>679130887
Tissue in left hand, forced smile, red eyes.
Dan, the fuck did you do to her
IL GO FUCKING NUTS IM LISTENDING TO THIIS SHIT YOU BEST SEEK AND DESTROY
>>679130202
>tfw you will never be him
life is suffering
>>679131405
story
the closest to famous I've fucked. Elkie Cooper. Her real name is Tiffany/
Gwen Stefani, 1995, she was mad at her boyfriend
>>679131405
probably because these threads always conveniently manage to catch the few people that have fucked female celebrities, at the same time, that all have stories about it
it's almost like they're lying, huh?
http://wiesnerx0042.blogspot.com/2016/04/they-call-them-toilet-posts.html
TOU
WILL
PAY
1000
DEATHS!
Keavy Lynch from Bewitched
It was about 1996-97 in a hotel in Galway.
She tasted sweet and was tight i remember.
>>679131578
People start showing up and we're in our spot pouring and the like, making small talk. I start talking to this one girl, she asks me about grad school etc. She's stick around and we're talking. I'm stoked because this girl is really beautiful and witty. We end up closing down the bar, and the blonde is still there. We take a walk out back and fuck around a little. We leave and go back to my shitty west hollywood apartment and basically fuck all night. I still remember the glow the neon lights from outside gave her skin. The next day, I come in to work and my friend immediately asks the most aussie way possible how my night went with Scarlett. It was only after talking with her that I found out she had been in a movie with Bill fucking Murray.
That's basically the entire story.
Oh, and she started to hiccup after she came so we had to stop for a bit so I could get her some water.
>>679131908
My friend is aussie, and a girl not Scarlett you fucking retard. Learn some reading comprehension.
>>679131394
Nice try, anon
>>679131979
I loved no remorse and the four horsemen when i was younger
I thought that pulling teeth song was stupid until i grew up and learned how hard it is to play something like that on bass, then i thought it was pretty bad ass
>>679132370
Fucking congrats if it's true.
>>679131856
It's almost alarming that you would think someone isn't aware of the "let them eat cake" quote. You need to give people more credit. My point was that anon suggested she hides cake. That's a funny concept to me.
>>679132210
holy shit didn't notice fuck
>>679132412
Holy fucken kek, bewitched.
This one must be true, no one would make this shit up.
>>679132496
oh shit, it's him
>>679132496
seems legit.
>>679131912
Always lose it at Dan "She's a fighter" Schneider
>>679132137
>>679131979
Oh yeah, forgot seek and destroy
That main riff was one of the first ones i learned when i started playing guitar
So simple yet so badass
YO ASS CLOWNS IM GOING TO THE BIG HOUSE TOMORROW, CAN WE PLASE JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO SWEET METAL BEFORE I GO
>>679132629
lol i know! it took a lot to admit that haha
She was really nice thou, no were near as annoying as when they were on TV
>>679132455
>I start talking to this one girl, she asks me about grad school
>SHE asks ME
lol, virgin
>>679131618
FUCK YEAH! PIC RELATED
>>679132412
>She tasted sweet and was tight
That's funny lol. Cool story, dude.
>>679132455
>fuck all night
>hiccup after she came
My GOD you must live in constant misery dude.
>>679132455
Gee, look. Dubs confirm.
>>679131908
But in defense of this fucktard, what the fuck was the point of the cute Australian bullshit? Get to the point.
>>679131578
I'm a television producer and A: she isn't from Australia and B: in 2003 she only filmed in the UK and Japan, and didnt do any films for Sony, the only studio in culver city.
BTFO, faggot.
>>679132455
Fakest shit ever
METALLICA FOREVER BROTHER
>>679132739
If you're already in a conversation, it's normal for people to ask questions about yourself, anon.
>>679132811
Kek, only Sony movies can be shot at Sony right producer? And there are NO other studios in Culver City.
>>679132811
Is Culver Studios gone? The hotel I worked at was the culver hotel. It was owned by a bunch of very fucking rich Chinese. What other proof do you want. Also, your reading comprehension is poor. My friend is the aussie.
>>679132797
Cocaine and Viagra. You will fuck all night.
>>679132811
>>679131908
SEE? I'm not the only person confused by this fucking off-track aussie juxtaposition. AUTISTIC.
>>679132723
Yeah I would of, just completely out of the blue is all, blast from the past. Not like the rest of these faggots, "hur dur I had a threesome with Emma Thompson and Miley Cyrus."
>>679132811
there's Culver City Studios right there, like right there in downtown Culver. and it's right next to the hotel i'm sure he's talking about.
Used to be Desilu studios.
>>679132784
why would i lie buddy, it was a long time ago, it defo wasn't the best fuck i ever had but it was ok, i was drunk, she had quite a bit of pubic hair, thats most of what i remember.
i didn't even think anyone would even know who she was on /b/ lul
FUCK
>>679132527
no one believes me but I don't care
>>679132811
Btw I guarantee I'm the only person here who's ducked anyone even REMOTELY famous, such as pic related Hannah landberg, and also Bevin prince from one tree hill. I went on a date w Dakota fanning once but we didn't fuck. She was a nice girl.
>>679132534
If she could give them all cake then she must have had a lot hidden somewhere. Basic critical thinking, anon.
>>679131020
she was giving good head?
>>679130887
Was just going to ask OP if he was Beer Can Dan.
>>679132455
sort of believable?
>>679132939
Kek OK buddy, post a pic of yourself. You are either famous or godlike.
>>679132939
>ducked
>>679131031
where?
>>679131578
Post your face, and then I might almost believe you
>>679132811
>I'm a television producer and A
Sean Hayes?
>>679131979
Black album is best in my opinion
>>679132904
>>679132861
>>679132860
Culver studio was owned by Sony pictures until 2004, dipshits. She did t do any sony films that year.
I fucked Kelly Osborn like 20 years ago
I fucked
>>679130887
>She cries out "LEAVE IT ALL TO ME" with all her might as dan fills her with his gallons of nickelodean slime
lol
>>679133312
>owned by Sony
Because no other film companies could use them. I thought you were a producer? Obviously not.
>>679133353
Oops I fucked TogiChan
Actually happened when I still was able to get it up my manhood.
>>679133069
I'm a television producer, I'm not famous or godlike. I'm 6'6'' and 31 years old, lift weights, stocky build. But I've been working in television for 7 years, and you meet people. I'm not saying I fucked any real movie stars, bro.
>>679133318
When she was 11 years old?
>>679133122
I'm on my phone taking a shit. Sue me. Only time I look at 4chan.
![tumblr_nyyhm3ZPC61ubn9cco1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lbZ7piu.jpg "tumblr_nyyhm3ZPC61ubn9cco1_1280[1].jpg")
Miss Puerto Rico 2010 and C List actress Mariana Vicente. I met her at the Irwin Hotel in Venice. Fucked her at my place in Studio City in 2013. She let me put my thumb in her ass. She also fucked Kevin Hart, Adam Sandler, and Will Ferrel, as she was in movies with all these guys; pretty but lots of surgery.. She is now banging Puerto Rican Dodgers player Enrique Hernandez.
>>679133533
Funny thing is I could fuck her again too...
She's a fun fuck, but a crazy emo bitch too.
>>679133553
I'm jealous
>>679133247
Black album was the first physical CD i ever got
It seemed so dark and edgy and cool to 11-year old me.
Brings back a host of shitty fucking memories.
>>679133669
She's got to be close to 30 now. That was way back then...
>>679133574
Come on now.... I have to ask: any hot inside story to share?
>>679133312
and i don't see anywhere in his story that she was in Culver filming anything. His working there was his in to knowing someone so that he could work the party. Says nothing about meeting her in Culver just at the party.
>>679133618
Great fucking post, buddy! Winrar hard you beautiful soul
>>679130545
kek
OP still hasn't proved that he had sex with Miranda Cosgrove.
>>679133247
>>679133706
You guys make me want to kill myself
>>679133618
I know i just like to give people shit about it because when it happens to me they do it to me
Lol
>>679130887
Why does he look like a fat Ryan Reynolds?
>>679133770
Thank you. I don't even know why I post this story anymore when these threads come up. It was my brush with someone famous. She a smart, funny girl and I wish the best for her.
>>679133574
Is casting couch real or a myth?
>>679133583
Yeah, she was very tight.
>>679133705
Yeah she's that type of lady who acts all innocent, but is really a like an animal when she opens up
>>679133848
Why
>>679133832
Why
>>679131768
Kill 'em all was one of the most influential, And Justice is fucking deadly, Masters is my personal favorite, never cared too much for Ride the Lightning (although a great album, it never spoke to me on the same emotional level as Master) but still, Anthrax will always be best out of the big 4
>>679133914
Wrong post quoted, ignore
>>679131800
It's funny everyone trashes on it, but if you listen to it not hoping for Metallica it's a really good album
>>679133809
OP is Dan Schneider. He doesn't need to prove anything, newfag. Everybody in the industry knows it's true.
>>679130202
Mostly because didn't happen and you're so fucking beta
>got jerked off by Kylie Jenner in a nightclub three days ago
>was diamonds
>I was drunk she was sober
>things followed up in the car
>drove her home somewhere in Calabasas
>mfw Bernie sanders is president
>>679133706
I still listen to it almost daily such a masterpiece
>>679131031
So you were in Toronto a week ago?
>>679133959
Justice was one of those "you either love it or hate it" albums.
Not famous herself but fucked the wife of a platinum selling musician in the UK. He doesn't know, he just thinks we are close friends.
>>679133473
Lost in translation and pearl earrings were both filmed outside us. Post happened in New York on both films, and she wouldn't have the whole crew with her at culver if they flew her in for ADR or something.
So no, she didn't do any movies at culver or main don't lot that year.
Unless she was doing adr for spongebob movie, I don't know where that was done. But I would guess it was at Nickelodeon on sunset, or at paramount in The valley.
>>679134105
What's up with the Metallica spam lol
>>679133169
Nope
>>679133832
Please do
>>679134111
And if you hate it you're probably a fag that thinks The Black Album was the best
>>679133999
I've tried to give it an honest chance so many times, but the damn pots-and-pans sounding drums make me turn it off within 5 minutes every time
Ellen pompeo.
She's a year older than me. I grew up in Somerville,she was from Everett. Everyone knows Everett girls are sluts. At house party in E.Somerville on Everett border and have common friends. She was trashed and hit on me. Started kissing, took her up to budduys room. End of story.
Can't prove shit this happened about 26yrs ago
>>679134048
Lol, kill yourself
>>679134132
WHO
>>679134190
This
>>679133892
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2014/12/mr-x-blind-item-2-26.html
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2015/02/blind-items-revealed-1-75.html
>>679134194
Ya it's really if you liked it the first time, you'd like it for ever, if you hated it the first time, you're never gunna come around
>>679134190
You probably like load you fucking cuck
craziest sex I've ever had
>>679133892
Casting couch is literally bullshit, at least as far as the porno fantasy of it. But yes, if you're involved with someone who is trying to advance and is of the opposite sex, they will be more likely to want to sleep with you.
If you want to be a scumbag you can put your hooks into a girl during casting, but it's not like, on the couch the day they film a casting video. You might just meet up with them to "discuss the project."
>>679134283
Nope, I only listen up to And Justice, I barely even listen to Metallica anymore, they're really not that great if you're not in the mood. They were very influential though, no one can deny that
These kinds of threads make me think, even though everyone knows nobody on /b would get to fuck a celebrity, i wonder just how many people they've fucked for how much money. They're all whores and sluts after all
>>679134366
Hopefully their new album isn't as bad as death magnetic
>>679131372
This is the most plausible post ever made
>>679133974
quicker just to delete posts
>>679134455
See Death Magnetic was ok in what they wanted to do, just the execution wasn't right.. at all
>>679134455
As bad as death magnetic was it was still the best one since the black album
>>679134181
Yep, you are. Well, I'm a good person, so I want to tell you some great advice: Crowded's writers are so fucking clueless. Just give Miranda Cosgrove and her sister a ton of lines and kick half those sad sacks out. Sorry to say, but they are boring af. And put Miranda on some hot dresses too, and Crowded will be a hit.
You're welcome, Hollywood's bro.
>>679134218
I don't want to fuck her shit up. We have a good thing.
>>679134508
Black album being the last good one
>>679133533
is that AVGN in a wig?
Her dads more famous, obviously, but banged Bobs Sagets daughter Jenny. Only "famous" person ive been with
>>679134362
>You might just meet up with them to "discuss the project."
Did you did it? Or some producer than you know?
Op here, truth is I didn't really fuck her my friend did I just sat in the corner and jerked it
You all are a bunch of fucking idiots. OP is the worst.
First. Every girl had sex with someone. There is just no such thing as a virgin celebrity. Obviously they do it with other human beings. Therefore somebody had sex with a celebrity. Yeah, that is really really really hard to believe but it's true.
Second. You are on an anonymous imageboard. What is the fucking point of claiming anything if no one will ever know who you actually are? No difference at all.
Also i fucked all your mothers and sisters. OPs mom i did in the ass twice. They are all very famous cheap whores and i'm a father to all of you.
>>679134703
oh yeah? well I fucked your dad so you are my grandson!
>>679134703
Get a life, dude. You know, this is /b/. Nobody cares about anything. It's just a fun thread. Nothing more.
>>679132496
tits or GTFO
>>679134810
>!
>>679134703
Don't ever talk to me or my son again.
>>679134394
Most of them were just lucky to screw them before they got famous. The sex was shit before they were groomed for fame just like everyone's else.
>>679134638
Good fuck ?
>>679133450
>Liegen op het internet
>schud mijn hoofd
>>679134638
Tv producer guy here again, I actually know bob, I did his show strange days for A&E back in like 08, where and when did you fuck his daughter?
I fuk Lisa and put my came all over her rad dress heh hyah hah.
>>679134688
Eh, not really my thing. I'm still pretty young so I'm not really sliming on girls like that, I've only ever fucked two actress' that I directly worked with on a project with.
>>679130202
Some guy claimed to have fucked tipsy bartender and even posted pictures. I still have a hard time believing he was the guy in the picture though. It's the internet. I just can't trust people on it.
I madeout with Sia Fuller at an after party for the 2012 Grammy Awards. She was really bad at it and even though I tried, I just couldn't enjoy it
>>679135123
Just curious, TV producer... Do you know OP girl (icarly) too? Is that why you are posting in this thread?
I made out with Taylor Swift. That was all.
Also, my niece is a child actor that some of you might know.
I've also done cocaine with Johnny Knoxville.
One of my ex's was in a multi-year off the relationship with margaret cho (fucking disgusting)
Mary Kate Olson once told me to get myself killed.
Some others, but doubt anyone would find them as interesting.
Oh, I kneed Chris Mathew's kid in the dick when we were both in our middle teens.
>>679135043
Great head, average sex
>>679135123
Knew her throughout childhood. We both did martial arts (USSD), and they held tournaments in vegas every year, in which we would compete against each other. Eventually became pen pals, which became myspace friends, had each others numbers, etc. I live in orange county, and she was in the area for the weekend and hit me up. We partied in Dana Point, got drunk, and fucked at the Marriot over those couple days. Still friends today
>>679130202
I fucked Annie Oakley. What's your story op?
>>679134084
riiiiiiiiiight
>>679134215
How was she?
>>679135491
She like what ?
Daniela Osorio not really famous but she's a runway model.
>>679135417
Nope, I don't. I don't interact with any tween/Disney talent. Sorry bro.
>>679135257
I bet in ten years you will be like Dan Schneider lol
>>679135564
what?
>>679131372
Now this I can believe... and I am so so sorry, anon
>>679135656
You are missing the best young pussy in Hollywood. I feel sorry for you bro.
>>679134215
I would still suck your dick to taste the 26 year old remnant of ellen. I know a girl who is almost dead on ringer for her..
>>679135491
You know what man, I believe you. Despite working with bob I don't know anything about his kids. He's pretty depressed and doing a moderate amount of Coke, so I don't know how much time he spends with them. He was a lot happier in 08, but then the show got cut, and he went pretty dark. Done a lot of blow with that dude. Stamos is actually one of his best friends irl and is always trying to cheer him up. haven't seen him in about a year and a half though, so maybe he's doing better since the full house reboot.
>>679135666
What she like. Anal, doggy ...?
>>679134569
at least give us a clue
>>679135658
Eh, it's possible. We'll see.
>>679135773
That pussy is all illegal anon. I've got a career to think about.
>>679132526
>>679132646
I would say Phantom lord my be my favorite, the melodic breakdown is one of my favorite pieces of music ever
>>679135656
Post your name. You know, this is /b/. Nobody believes anything. Also, you are not posting any secret at all, just cool talk.
>>679135938
The last time I saw him I was probably 13, so 2004-ish, and he just seemed super reserved. Probably trying to not embarrass or take away from his daughters achievements. Always assumed he was gonna be some happy/chipper kinda guy
>>679135978
Didnt even ask to try anal. Just general rough sex. We mostly did doggy style or her on top
I had sex with a very rich guy. Not really famous. I couldn't believe it because I dress like a bum. I thought it was just a one time thing. He kept texting me. It was very awkward because I when we first chat online, I thought he was a junkie. I didn't want to meet him. When I saw him, he's Aryan/10. I couldn't believe it. Meanwhile, I dress like a fucking bum. Autism/10. Very nice man. The second time we fucked, it's very surreal. I kept asking me why me? He could get any woman he wants but why me? I'm not hot and I dress like a bum 24/7. He just laughed. We stopped talking when I found a bf. I can never cheat on this one so I ditched his number.
>>679131520
This is the only story in the thread that I believe. Good work anon.
>>679136242
Literally zero chance of me posting my name on /b so some underage b& can try and ruin my career for hanging out on a Malawian underwater basket weaving message board.
I'll be happy to answer any questions you have though.
>>679136131
So, is it true that fatass Dan Schneider fucks his starlets? Any inside rumor about him?
>>679131020
Proof highlander is real
>>679136244
Yeah he's pretty reserved even when you know him, unless you're drinking, getting on an airplane, or doing blow. He ever tell you about his sister appearing as a ghost while he's filming? She passed away and he thinks she shows up on set.
>>679136389
I told you man, I don't work Disney or tweens. I have no idea what that dude does or doesn't fuck. Never even heard a rumor about him (other than on 4chan). We are in different circles.
>>679136204
I remember Phantom lord because of that melodic breakdown. It's like the only melodic part of that entire album
>>679136388
>so some underage b& can try and ruin my career
Is that even possible? Hollywood care that much about that shitty board? Wow, Hollywood is even shittier that I though.
>>679136492
I never really said more than "hi" to him. He talked with my folks a good amount though when Id be hanging around with jenny
>>679136388
Ok. Post some gossip, any set story... You know, stuff like that.
>>679135447
Are you going to say who your niece is?
>>679136642
Not in the industry, but I know people that are. 4chan, and /b/ are hated publicly, but it's a site that many people in Hollywood use semi-regularly.
>>679136642
I have seen people get doxxed to shit on here over the years. If someone sent a picture of me posting about myself, and just a link to the catalogue, will all the pizza, furries, and racism, I could have serious problems. Mostly because of all the pizza /borderline pizza on here. That shit is not taken lightly in the real world.
That's true of any job, not just Hollywood.
>>679131031
I believe OP before I'd believe this bullshit
![wswtger[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N5rtSFP.jpg "wswtger[1].jpg")
>>679135653
More info please, as I met her in Miami with a bunch of other Colombians like escort Elizabeth Loiaza and Lina Posada. I believe Daniela has been with the same Colombian guy for a few years; he works in finance in NYC - Nicolás Zacarias.
>>679136675
Why do all famous people like cocaine? Meth is better and cheaper
>sort of famous because pornstar yeah
>I paid obviously
>banged in a hotel for an hour
>didn't even came
>>679136877
Cocaine is a cleaner high, and when you have money, you take the cleaner high.
>>679135209
>>679136630
It always stuck out to me just like james's solo on to live is to die with the cool pickup mute effect
>>679136769
Nah. Don't really feel a need to get dox'd. Besides, my stories are the least interesting in the thread.
>>679136820
I don't know if you're pretending to be me, or just posting your own experience, but this isn't my reply.
Most people in Hollywood have never heard of 4chan outside of the fappening. That was the point which average Hollywood not more became aware. I just know about it because a college friend showed it to me back in 04, never heard anyone in LA mention it other than occasional sensational new stories.
>>679136820
names?
>>679136863
That's so hard to believe. This is just a underage random/fun board. Seriously, who cares about it?
>>679136908
ICE deported that skank back to Romania. You sir are nasty.
>>679136977
I guess i could see that
>>679137032
Fair enough.
Ever met Zendaya or Bella Thorne?
Or Vanessa Hudgens or Ashley Tisdale? Dude, what about Zac Efron, seems like a pretty cool guy to do coke and some accidental gay sex with?
>>679136866
How so?
>>679136820
My bad, I misread your comment. Sorry it's late, didn't mean to accuse you of anything.
Fingered Hex in a nightclub.
>>679133888
Describe the sex, you bastard
>>679137080
hmm. Lots of writers had heard of and regularly posted to 4chan back in 2004-2006 days. It was a testing ground for their bits.
>>679137115
lol seriously? how and why/
>>679137211
dubs tell truth
>>679137080
>>679137112
Also there was the whole kesha and her bf doing a show with masks on /b/ back in 2011-12
>>679136877
For me, Cochin is just about the movies. It's been glamorized for decades. I don't particularly enjoy the effects, but goddam I love snorting the stuff. I'd never seen Coke till k came to la, either. So it gets mythologized. Most people in Hollywood do it at least occasionally, that's a fact.
All stories in this thread are false
You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves
>>679137193
I've met Zendaya and Bella Thorne. Never met Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale or Zac Efron.
I've met a lot of people, but not nearly everyone. My uncle, also, is a pretty well known actor (he did a bunch of Star Trek randoms), so I've met a bunch of that group and action stars as well.
I should have fucked more famous people, I guess.
>>679137112
Yeah, I think it's random and fun too. But your average person would be genuinely disgusted, especially I. Hollywood, which is very liberal. I would never work again if someone saw me say the word nigger in public.
>>679137240
/tv/ is plenty of PAs all the time. Also, I bet this post >>679134534 is not innocent at all.
>>679137240
Well, I also don't know everyone in Hollywood. So I guess I just haven't met those people.
>>679135938
How do I become famous ?
>>679133553
Hey Prince Philip
Didn't realize you were cruising on 4chan
>>679137596
What kind of famous? And why the fuck would you want to be famous?
>>679137257
Wetback who overstayed her visa, and was picked up by LAPD Van Nuys Division for a drug offense.
>>679137473
I have no doubt that PA's hang it on here, but I don't think any of my colleagues do.
>>679137465
Lies
Justin beiber is still loved by all
>>679137596
That's a pretty broad question man. Do you have any talents?
>>679137717
Do you know a penguin with the initials JM?
>>679136189
Obviously, you are not so based like Dirty Dan. That man is a God among men even at Hollywood, as I thought. He is living the risky dream at the fullest.
>>679137596
Just do what Iggy Azalea did. Suck more black gangsta cock than anyone in history.
>>679137463
Bella must live in Sherman Oaks because I always run into her in the area. Her surgery has made her look sort of manly. My friend works at Cartoon Network in Burbank and said she is pretty mellow and conservative, but now she looks like a cheap Cuban slut from Hialeah.
>>679137760
You're an idiot. Justin Bieber is talent. I work for a living. Even the black doctor from ER got blacklisted for calling someone a faggot on set.
>>679137717
Yeah, that shitty Star Wars Disney's spam almost killed /tv/. Fucking PAs!!
>>679131037
Jesus wtf, hahahaha
>>679137772
I don't know what you mean by penguin, you're gonna have to be more specific.
>>679130202
Story?
>>679137996
At the same time, I started as a PA, so God bless em. Still hate em though.
>>679137929
I haven't seen her in years, but she didn't look manly to me. As far as I remember she was well behaved and almost a little bit shy.
Only met her a small number of times, never really got in deep with her. She was young.
>>679137947
Lol i wouldn't last five minutes in that kind of environment
>>679138040
I think that's the point pleb
>>679137821
Guess I'm not based then, anon. Still I'm glad my anus will never be in danger, because I never have to worry about going to jail for molesting underage girls.
>>679136189
>>679137821
>tfw you will never fuck the Icarlys in their prime
lucky bastard
Had a pussy created by god and made with silk ...
>>679137663
I want to be a comedian my talents are thinking about everything all the time and disappointing my parents
>>679138236
Pwnt
>>679138222
If you think that is some super secret insider lingo, you're wrong. Pleb yourself, denizen of the Internet.
he is smol
>>679138269
Nobody cares but you and the rest of the /b loli crew
You should all form a suicide pact
Welcome to four/chain where everybudy has 20inch cawks and fucked a movie star.
>>679138298
What kind of comedian? Stand up comedian?
>>679138314
It was supposed to be a joke, you super-secret faggot
>>679133999
Except it fucking is metallica. There is no other way to 'go into' it. Its shit and you know it.
>>679137663
I want to be famous like Jesus john Lennon or mlk katt Williams bill hicks I want to tell the truth I guess I want to be infamous
>>679138182
Feel you, man. Luckily my girlfriend is pretty funny and doesn't take me seriously when I say faggot or nigger, so I can blow off steam at home.
Koda Kumi
>>679138376
Yeah stand up
>>679138351
Why are you here?
>>679138391
I never said anything super secret, and I don't get the joke. Stop being so sensitive.
I fucked Danica Patrick
How do you think she got into NASCAR?
>>679138351
Wow, tv producer, you are so jelly of him lol... Well, you know how hollywood works. You still can live the Dan's dream.
>>679130202
I had a psy class with her last year. She goes to USC. She talks alot and is nothing like Icarly fucken hoe
>>679138454
Find an open mic night, and do stand up. Do it every week. Write new bits every week. Do youtube videos every week. You will really suck for about a year. Then, if you really work...it'll change to just regular sucking. After about 10 years of daily suckage at being funny, you'll finally start to get funny.
But you're on /b/, and not writing.
>>679138564
Tv producer here that reply wasn't me, just some other anon
The Carly's are hot. I'm just saying I would not get involved with jail bait because I don't want to go to jail or lose my career. I'm not judging anybody for fantasizing.
>>679138600
Great. Do you heard any kinky rumor about her at class? Hear people call her The Ghost of USC at campus.
>>679131618
YEAAAAH
>>679138564
I'm just a regular lover of 25+ dominatrices, bro
I just know why people love underage girls, and find it both hilarious and ridiculous
We were drunk and fucked at a college party in New Hampshire in 1999. Lots of pimples on her ass.
>>679138600
>fucken hoe
elaborate
>>679132939
Duck duck goose
new thread?
Not realy that famous, but she was in polish edition of so you think you can dance.
>>679138779
I do not doubt that she has lots of pimples on her ass.
>>679138698
>>679138698
And they don't have to be long sets. When you get some good material keep it going, but add new stuff to it to test out. Eventually you'll get enough good stuff after using the audience as a strainer for the terrible shit you're going to think up.
Also, don't expect to get paid for a really, really long time.
>>679138809
She never talked to me
fucken hoe am i right?
>>679138872
I thought she was gross at the time but I would do it again in an instant now, obviously.
>>679138715
Naw have not herd any. she is tiny like a latina tho
New thread:
>>679139013
>>679138897
sorry, dude... best luck next time
Alright, we have reached bump limit and are riding the wave into oblivion, tv producer wishing you all a good night. Later bros.
>>679139099
post here if you want >>679139047
>Be 16 in 1983
>Grew up close to this hottie
>she just lost some beauty competition
>letmeconsoleyou.jpg
>awkward teen sex ftw
>never really did much after that
>joined Navy year and a half later
>didn't think about her for almost a decade
>holyshit.gif
>November Rain video, and there she was
yes I'm old
![281a460[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jq0iTsm.jpg "281a460[1].png")
Local girl. I fucked her when she was a student at Santa Monica College. Super pretty, with almost no pubic hair; spent lots of time rimming her ass, plus she has huge tits. She is in this Samsung Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5GSjCvX9g8
>>679138995
>she is tiny like a latina tho
fuckable or not
>>679138875
Thanks dude I actually have been writing but have never done an open mic night if I won't make any money from it I guess I'll have to get a job and do that on the side, I live in las Vegas btw is this a good place for noobs?
>>679139244
yeah but trust the only thing she has is her celeb status. There is alot better girls in campus by far.
I fucked her hairy pie when we were 17 she was a student visiting relatives in leatherhead Surrey she was a really nice person a bit posh though.I couldn't give a shit if you don't believe me because I know I done her numerous times over a fortnight I'm still good friends with her cousin
>>679139397
haha... That's true. Any class fellow tried to date/fuck her?
>>679139475
no u never
No one has noticed Jessica yet. :(
>>679139520
Nope, don't know anything like that.
>>679139475
did she suck your cock?
>>679139551
It was either her or jimmy Saville I can't quite remember
>>679139803
Seriously, what a class of gayasses. I would try to have a date with her at least.
>>679138171
>As far as I remember she was well behaved and almost a little bit shy.
Doesn't seem like it tbh.
