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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>679120491
it is
>>679120509
I don't have the implements for measuring that
i've always wanted to be a chef and study culinary arts
>>679120591
>not having measuring tape
>the current year
>>679120309
It looks like they focused less on the free-roaming and more on better level design and enemy AI. Still haven't fixed large bosses' ability to keep an adventure from hugging their crotch to death, though.
>>679120778
i've always wanted to study cunnilingual arts
reeeeeeeeee
>>679120906
I didn't consider it a vital tool to bring with me to school
>>679120778
You're too soft, you don't have what it takes.
>>679120933
haha what
you mean you can tell the bosses are bored or their designers are bored
park that car
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
dream about me
>>679121190
come to breakfast with me
what about measuring space of furniture
>>679120964
o-oh
>>679121117
i'm perfectly cooked and seasoned i'll have you know.
>>679121148
I beat the first real boss by slapping his nutsack around.
>>679121211
catch a lucky break
try to make it last
rig a blanket curtain inbetween
the present in the past
apartment came furnished
>>679121398
that sounds fun
>>679121468
I came on your furniture
>>679121492
Not able to speak from experience.
>>679121612
shut up
>>679121701
b-but avery!
>>679121751
you heard me
>>679121657
uuuuuuh what
Okay found a pool that helps
>>679121190
wow so meaningful kys
>>679121825
;_;
>>679121858
Some people enjoy having their nuts slapped around, some don't.
>>679121882
wonderful
>>679121939
what do you have to say for yourself
>>679121921
kyssi kyssi
I want this folder once you're done with it.
I'll trade my kirishima folder
>>679122129
deal
>>679122061
I-I'm s-sorry. I clearly overs-stepped my b-bounds, s-sir
>>679122124
what???
>>679122184
too much stuttering
>>679122209
I like that folder
>>679122336
I'm not a faggot, is that all you have to say?
>>679122316
W-what d-do y-you m-mean, a-avery?
>>679122316
I will bolster it a bit too since I've been meaning to
I should go to bed tho
>>679122267
Like they say, don't knock it until you've tried it.
>>679122430
>>679122447
hooray
goodnight if you are leaving now
>>679122623
My bed has stuff on it and I do not feel like moving it.
yo freckles
yes hello
>>679122701
yes I am very familiar with that feeling
one of my roommates made popcorn and I can smell it and now I want popcorn
brb popcorn
>>679122777
Hello Rabbit.
>>679122853
Snarf.
>>679122623
See subject. That's all for now. Didn't rename them so the ones with the 4chan filenames are the ones you already have
>>679122982
ありがとう
ネフェルピトーが大好き～
>not marking your threads
>>679122913
We're discussing balls. Care to join?
>marking threads
>>679122982
awesome, tyvm
>>679123147
whatever, MAN
>>679123146
but ks i don't speak moonrunes
all I recognize is ネフェルピトー
>>679123255
>my name is freklz and I'M A LAZY SHIT
>>679123275
they were kind words
>>679123211
I have a phobia of spherical shapes.
Going to shops. Gonna get some soup for tonight
>>679123349
>
actually freklz those files still uploading give it 20 minutes
bai neffy <3
im going to bed neight avery
>>679123295
I am just forgetful
>>679123473
goodbye have fun
>>679123528
That I can believe
>>679123516
goodnight friend <3
>>679123567
anyone who knows me knows
>>679122521
fuck you
>>679123839
lol retard
>>679123962
retard?
says the faggot who likes guys
>>679124154
Yes
>>679124120
>you can call me dickpenis
>>679125487
i like twinsies
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
>>679125804
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
>>679126360
i'm sorry i can't help it he's so pretty
gnight sxy
>>679126432
Night.
thought it was a thread for catgirls i am disappoint
Fuck this stupid fucking tank meta and it's bullshit
Guys, I made a post on Craigslist saying I want dicc, I kinda do want it but I'm Bi-curious I think and I'm super terrified of meeting somebody to fuck. Should I go through with Craigslist? I've already gotten like 6 replies to my post.
>19
>Virgin
>Bottom
>>679126889
>YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
>>679127063
Yup. Enjoy your AIDS.
testicles
get on friends acc this shit happens this game is such bs look at their scores
>>679127063
This post is overflowing with good ideas
>>679127174
>>679127316
Sorry, I'm a stupid horny teenager who just wanted some quick sex I suppose. Blahhhhgh I don't want AIDS :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmqYFIFrWQ&nohtml5=False
>>679127283
necromancing
>>679127518
how the fuck....
dont do anything lol its not mine
>>679127468
Your desire is understandable, but you do need to take caution.
Else your first sex could be your last sex (with non-positive guys)
>>679127574
Learn to fucking block out names "Holy schism" isnt really obscured
>>679127626
oh ...
>>679123528
>I am just forgetful
No you are also lazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LGopSVju4&nohtml5=False
>>679127283
You might have had more player kills, but they had more nexus kills.
If you can't do objectives for shit you won't win
>>679127829
what the fuck is this shit
>>679127063
Bring your own condoms. Make sure they are used.
This is not negotiable.
>>679127601
You're right anon. Thanks so much for the insight, I was really close to responding to one guy as well. I feel really dumb now, seriously thanks so much.
Someone come rub my back until I fall asleep.
>>679127943
why would you bring used condoms?
>>679127982
I'd give you back rubs
>>679127977
You don't need to abandon ship
Just make sure the dude isn't seedy as hell and make sure protection is used.
>>679128021
BEING used.
Bringing a condom with you does not mean it is magically applied to dick upon amourous shenanigans being engaged
>>679127982
*scrubs with pine cone
>>679127063
Do you own a dildo?
>>679127868
honestly it felt impossible my team was playing tdm in their jg the whole game i was stomping botlane went 8/2 my pc froze whilei was playing and still killed their lulu and they still had the audacity to call me bad
>>679127977
Welcome
>>679128144
But condoms are only 99.9999999% effective, the profiling does make a difference.
>>679128144
Yeah but I think i'd rather have it mean something my first time rather than just with a stranger.
>>679128212
Yeahh, why do you ask?
unfortunate time to hit image cap
>>679128435
>Yeahh, why do you ask?
Just making sure you're not gonna do something stupid like go without lube.
>>679128558
Oh god never that, lube is a must.
Also new thread pleeeassee
>tfw I won't get to see the BF until next week
your face will stop existing ?!?!
>>679129063
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