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I give up.

Trips decides how I kill myself.

I will take dubs in consideration.
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Rolling for die of natural death at old age
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>>679115887
Old age
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>>679116011
>>679116011

the dubs have spoken
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>>679116022
>>679116022
>>679116011
>>679116011

holy shit
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eat your own head.
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Join military, fight ISIS.
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kik crich001 send me photos
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One more for natural death at old age.
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>>679116177
dying of holy shit ?
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Live a happy meaningful life
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>>679115887

swallow your own tongue
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Do a flip faggot
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>>679116011
Rolling. I'd add living a meaningfull life and having a slow death by natural causes.
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Join a government or charity organization that provides aid to needy families in third-world countries.

You'll probably catch malaria or something, I dunno.
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>>679116720
Rollan the duck!
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>>679115887
drink bleach on stream
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Dont kill your self grow old or give your body to save lifes your body can help a lot donate your life dont kill your self thats what i say but grow old is better
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old age
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>>679116889

so almost
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>>679115887

get a new job
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>>679115887
jesus this site is full of pussies now
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one way trip to syria
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>>679116945
>so almost

Hmmm... Imma need to call my english teacher for that one...
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Construct a massive soundproof concrete bunker, line it with tube amps, link them all to one 160GB iPod Classic that contains only the My Little Pony theme. Play on loop and seal yourself inside and starve to death surrounded by the magic of friendship
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Expiry by natural lifespan.
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1. Find a tall building overlooking an outdoors basketball court.
2. Tie razor wire around neck.
3. Securely fasten other end of razor hire.
4. Glue hands to head.
5. Jump off building, aiming for basketball goal.
6. Razor wire will sever head from neck.
7. Slam dunk own.
8. Boom shakalaka
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>>679116844
>>679116022
>>679116011

Three dubs for the same thing
Four if you consider>>679116177
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Jump from building and stream the fall, thx
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Suicide bomb a Walmart
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>>679117711

If this gets 7 dubs it wins.
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>>679117889
Close.
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>>679117966

let's keep this train moving
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Dress up like a kkk member go to the hood with a bunch of niggers and kill as many as you can before they can kill you
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>>679118330

i like this one
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Go to the zoo and try to have sex with a lion
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Go to the zoo and try to have sex with a child
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swim your ass into the sea and don't turn back
so you can work for it you degenerate faggot

and if you fail and turn back you'll know that you're a coward
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>>679119178
Go to a child and try to have sex with the zoo.
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>>679116011
well done anon.
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If you're going to kill yourself then take the westboro baptist church with you
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>>679119855
this....

Also dubs make it true
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>>679119989

The countdown to 7 dubs begins.
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Old age
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>>679120522
checked
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old age
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Go on a road rage
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>>679120713
5 dubs
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>>679115887
head butt a knife
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chop your dick off then choke on it on webcam
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>>679115887
By heart attack at the age of 80 after a lifetime spent in the gym and overseas doing volunteer work
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old age
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Is it just me or is there an unusually high amount of dubs
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>>679115887
With a tire iron
Trips get
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>>679121599
chekt
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rip your head off while yelling there can be only one
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>>679121718
I set trips get damn it. Cooperate 4chan
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>>679115887
die from punctured lung from your dads dick in your ass
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>>679121949
this
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Send tits with time stamp
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bury yourself alive
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Reenact blues brothers and drive a car through shopping mall hitting as many peds on the way. End with a gun when the cops show up.
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autoerotic asphyxiation
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You faggots fucking suck at this.
Shoot yourself in front of your parents and video tape it.
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>>679121949
roll again
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Rob a store and have a gunfight with the cops. GTA style.
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Inhaling helium
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>>679116011
re-roll
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dive into woodchipper live on cam
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>>679122045
Rolling rolling rolling
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>>679122264
6 dubs
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By helium in maid costume.
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>>679115887
grab toaster ask parents or relatives if you can wash it keep it plug in and still wash it with water success you killed your self
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choke on bbc in front of grandparents while taking it in the ass from your dad with a frozen shit dildo
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Go to church be baptized in Jesus name. And be filled with the Holy Ghost
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>>679115887
paper cuts
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>>679122724
rerolling
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>>679122654
do this op
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>>679115887

smoking till you get COPD
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death by boredom
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>>679122876
This actually scares me.
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leukemia
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>>679122654
this is destiny op
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>>679115887
Fuck a kid and blow your brains out all over them. Videoing it ofcourse.
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I say paper cuts is good
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>>679123034
Reroll
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shotgun trips get
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>>679115887
Fill your pockets with metal amd stones and wear a industrial chain around your body and walk into the nearest pool of water
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if you kys please stream it
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leaping into active volcano
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hitch a ride on the outside of the next spaceship leaving this earth
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In a public place, on live for stream.
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>>679115887
Slowly age your body for years untill it finally gives in
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perpetual fall down an escalator
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Live tilk you die chasing shallow pleasures
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Die a glorious death.
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iron maiden while listening to iron maiden
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Kill yourself by hitting yourself with soft objects
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shot from a cannon
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eat so many bananas that you die of potassium poisoning while staring at a photo of that faggot banana meme
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beaten to death by pillows
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Sit on a live chainsaw.
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>>679123413

rolling for trips on this
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ebola
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sleep with sister. death by snoo snoo
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>>679123651
Reroll
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Alzheimer's
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>>679123337
Win
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Get a chainsaw
Find a news reporter (preferably recording live)
Chainsaw to gut on live TV
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Die while fucking 5 sexy whores and doing cocaine.
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>>679123767
reroll
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shove your head into your dads ass until you suffocate and film it
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>>679123651
Rerollerino
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>>679115887
Live a happy life and die at the age of 98
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heart disease
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>>679123791
reroll
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diabetes
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>>679123846
try for this again
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Sharpie in pooper
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Blow yourself up at a blacklivesmatter rally
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>>679123651
Roollllllll
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>>679123977
reroll
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>>679123995
Reroll
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>>679124009
reroll
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natural causes
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>>679123791
rerollerino
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Smoking cigarettes
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Malaria
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>>679123651
Do it OP
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>>679123846
dads ass reroll
>select all pies
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Take on ISIS all by yourself
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>>679124009
this
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Assassinate Obama before his term is up
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>>679115887
Eat a fuck Ton of apple seeds
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>>679115887

Old age
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stick moray eels in anus
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You live stream and next dubs decide how you do it
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Parkinson's
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>>679124300
Get
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>>679124009
rereroll
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>>679124300
Holy shit
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Kurt cobain
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>>679124300
Rolling for this
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fistfight a porcupine
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Masturbate until you die of exhaustion.
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>>679124300
I like this one
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Kill Hillary Clinton at one of her rallies and then try to take out as many of her Cuck followers before you get taken out
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work your way through American politics system eventually winning candidacy for president and blow your brains out at inauguration ceremony
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>>679121599
do this. I'm getting trips
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>>679115887
Just do it!
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>>679124300
>444

Get
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>>679124300
reroll
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>>679124300
Re roll
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>>679124378
re-roll
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>>679124422
winrar
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thermonuclear warfare
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>>679124385
555
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>>679124558
FUCK
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You have to get someone else to kill you, it can't be a cop
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>>679124300
>>679124422
Winrar
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>>679124545
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death by Japanese hornets
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>>679124300
Ultra roll
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>>679124613
Roll
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>>679124665
reroll
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>>679123388
Rolling for this. You know what it means OP
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>>679124665
So fucking close
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>>679124300
This his how it's done
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>>679124613
reroll
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death by butthole
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>>679124422
Winrar you guys
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elephant penis in asshole
>select all images with cacti
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>>679124613
this could be interesting
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Live stream hanging self
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>>679115887
Eaten alive by sea lice
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>>679124300
I declare trips
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>>679124300
This
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>>679124665
rerolling
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>>679124300
trips for this
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>>679124300
Can we get gud
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Rolling for crossdressing in lingerie in the streets of a majority black neihbourhood
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>>679124300
Quads
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Live stream you stabbing a knife through your eyeball into your brain.
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Jump off a building in highly populated area.
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Cut wrist. Live stream it. Carve Tyler into wrist
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eat a bajillion pickes until you die from being a faggot. film every second of it
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>>679124985
Gotta reroll fast
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bitten by king cobras
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>>679125065
stupid nigger kill yourself anyways
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leprosy
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test<
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Too many dicks in butt
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thread is over
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>>679125068
Rerollreroll
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run north until you die of exhaustion. if you end up in the arctic circle, at the last human settlement, you don't kill yourself.
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This might be a joke on your part but you haven't lived yet if you're on /b/ and asking people for ways to commit suicide.
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>>679124300
Roll
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death by brown recluse bites
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time to sleep guys
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>>679124300
roll
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>>679115887
Get fucked in the ass with a nigger, no condom, enjoy the AIDS.
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i dont give a fuck
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Live forever
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>>679125283
reroll
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let ted cruz zozzle you until you die
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>>679124009
rollerino
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lion fish venom
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>>679123773
those arent trips you new fag
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death by redback spider bites
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You live a good and happy life and get married and all that happy stuff.
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>>679117601
This
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helium tank
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This fucker offed himself like an hour and a half ago. Abandon thread. If trips live stream slit wrist.
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jack off to death
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>>679124300
rolling for death by old age looks like its going to be a long stream
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>>679115887
cancer. like you're thread. start smoking OP
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>>679126331
damn 2 off
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fuck you op no one will ever get trips. dive off of the highest bridge in your town and leave a note saying that you regret never having fucked your dad
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Electric chair
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>>679126641
reroll
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if you guess right you are not a faggot
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eat so much pastrami that you choke on your own vomit while jerking it to gay porn
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find bernie sanders and let him cuck you to death
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od on antidiarhheal pills
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die in a freak gasoline fight accident with your friends
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You send money to paypal.me/kerlin
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Mass murder your city then suicide
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rolling
>>679127480
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>>679115887
Old age.
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>>679127533
Rerolling for one more 3
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>>679127480
Rick rolling
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choke on your dads dick while taking a giant dildo in the ass from your mother while a sibling films
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>>679127480
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>>679127480
this
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>>679117601
> basketball goal
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>>679115887
Go to syria and join FSA. Then record everything.
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>>679115887
auto erotism asphyxiation
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david carridine yourself in parents closet
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IV some air
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>>679115887
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Well.

Op here.

No trips.

The 5/6 dubs winner is dying of natural death at old age.

Fuck...
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>>679115887
kurt cobain style. go.
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dive head first into an oncoming semi on the highway
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roll for car crash
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>>679121599
>>679120522
>>679116011
>>679116022
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>>679115887
Old age
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you know what to do son
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>>679124009
roll
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>>679115887
killing terrorists, go down fighting like a man
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slit wrists in a luke warm bath
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Obviously, you need to go into the ghetto dressed up as the kool-aid man. Hand out job application instead of kool-aid.
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>>679115887
Start smoking and bare backing tranny whores
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Kill yourself via old age. Grow up, candy ass.
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Don't. Go on vacation, fuck a bunch of foreign girls and then decide.
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>>679128910
Reroll
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taste 4-10 buckshot like kurt cobaine
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>>679128922
Roll
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giving me a csgo karambit http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mogzilla
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Old age
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you know what to do my son
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>>679128922
Well I think that makes it 7 dubs for dying of old age.

Fuck...

Fine, I'll deliver.
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>>679129164
Nope. It's not trips.
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Already rolled trips for you to kill yourself by auto-cannibalism, OP. I don't know why you're posting again. You should probably get to it...

Remember, silver dollar sized pieces from each segment of your body. If you post another thread, I will know for a fact that you're just an attention whoring piece of shit and will out you as such.
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via flamethrower
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Maybe you'll just live forever.
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join isis as a spy and destroy their most sacred base
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Slit your throat faggot
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>>679129100
reroll
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/thread
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>>679129354
Reroll
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>>679117711
the legendary tripple dubs
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Strangle yourself
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gimme those trips mang
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live like a king and spend your life doing what you please
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self rock smash
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choose yourself faggot
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>>679117711
>Dubception
Dubs within dubs
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Write a bad comic about Allah an isis
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Chlorine
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Meet a stranger from Craigslist
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find a woman that you love, marry her and have many children, live together happily until your dying days and pass away a happy man
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>>679129767
Impossible goals
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>>679129767
777
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>>679124177
dubs spoken
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Old age
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>>679115887
Protest at a Trump rally. See if you can take him down.
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>>679129767
>>679129767
reroll
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Wrap your mouth around a tail pipe an inhale your desire
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Shoot Bernie before anything please, I'd love to see his supporters off themselves along with you.
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>>679129767
do this op
>select all images with pancakes
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>Go to riften
>pickpocket a guard
>get caught
>fight all the guards to the death
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Shoot yourself in the nearest preschool in front of a class
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>>679129767
be a better man op
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>>679129905
should shoot trump and cruz too, then he'd be the ultimate troll, leaving us with Clinton
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>>679129985
Rolling for this.
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>>679129100
roll
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Take a chef's knife, squat down on it and then just fuck the knife until you bleed out
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>>679129767
roll
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>>679129985
rawl
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Ride a shopping cart down mount everest
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Be my friend
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>>679130177
^^^this
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Drink the worx an swallow small aluminium foil balls then shake vigorously
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Eat till you explode on camera
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>>679129767
this is life op, just do it
>select all images with naners
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Strap yourself to a nuke, and get dropped on the ISIS headquarters. Shoot those sand niggers with an smg in each hand, Master-Chief style, on the way down.
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>>679122311
:^)
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>>679130232
Rollover
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>>679130293
rawl
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Burn yourself alive in a children's hospital in the lobby
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>>679130293
rollll
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>>679130293
rollllin for this
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>>679130293
roll
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>>679130293
rollin
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impregnate as many women as possible within the next few weeks then die from erotic asphyxiation in your dads car
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