Two girls sitting next to me at a Tesla show were trying to get me to take them home because I had some really good weed. They were a 1and2 easy, fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I finally decided I had enough so I asked them to hang on to my stash then found a rent a cop and said I thought I saw them dealing. They got busted hard, both got thrown down and strip searched. The uglier one shoved the bag up her snatch in the minute or so I wasted finding Dick Tracy so she was being fisted by the butchest dyke cop I ever saw.
ive seen someone get surrounded by 6 or 7 dudes and dump a vial of liquid into his mouth and onto his face...then spit on him and kicked him...all for selling fake molly.
be careful fuckface.
Had some 5'0 little punk chick dancing in front of me at a metal show a few months ago, I was drinking and my buddy gave me this look like "go for it"
So I inched forward a bit until she kind of brushed against my crotch and I expected her to freak out but instead she just kind of started grinding on me
Pretty sure she was on something now that I think about it. I copped a feel once or twice, after the song was over she turned around, smiled at me, and that's when I realized there's no way she was anywhere near 18. Just had a buddy get arrested for statutory so it was kind of fresh in my mind and I kind of noped. I'm a fucking pussy.
Be a rave with girlfriend
Be on ecstasy back in 09
She's rolling balls too were both sitting down floored
Watch my friends gf dancing on stage she was a gogo
Friend is puking all over the place in the bathroom
Start paying attention to friends gf dancing on stage her ass is huge
Catches me watching her buy idgaf I'm rolling balls
Watch her more and start getting a hard on
My gf is laying in between my legs
Gf feels my dick
Gf gets horny instantly we go to car and she sucks my dick I bust in her mouth
I just finger her a little bit lel
Go back inside rave
Gf and friends & puking friend who is no longer puking start talking & sitting in a cuddle puddle
Tell her ima go to the car and smoke a bowl
She's says she will stay and to hurry
Walking back to car still rolling balls
Before I get to the exit I see my friends gf
She says she wants to smoke
We go to car smoke and she ended up sucking my dick and I busted in her mouth
Went back and told gf how much I loved her
Been living happily ever after
I fingered a girl I barely knew at a Daft Punk concert.She had been to one of my parties as an invitee of an invitee, and since the concert was only a few hours away from our city, it's not that crazy of an incident. Her and her friend shared their rum with my roomate and I and let us closer to the stage with them during the Damian Marley set. We were all apparently horny and feeling it, because the girls chose to go see daft punk with my roomate and I over Modest Mouse playing at the other stage.
Daft punk was a religious experience, and it was literally like the dance party at the beginning of interstella 5555. By the end of daft punk we were all over each other, and i reached deep inside this girl with dirty all day concert hands while duran duran closed out the festival.
This was back in 2006 so it was literally just boozy dehydration and good music that got us. I'm sure I got secondhand high at the damian marley show without realizing it