Do not befriend people who think it is relatable and charming to say things like "I hate people" or make jokes showing their appreciation for services like self-checkout or Amazon.com that limit their human interaction. They are almost always obnoxious, self-obsessed narcissists with a chronic inferiority complex.
>>769217316
I hate you, OP.
>>769217316
And how do you think we perceive you?
>>769217400
Why would that matter to me that a bunch of slackers with no social skills thinks badly of me? In what universe should that not actually make me feel better about myself?
>>769217316
based op is based
>>769217372
You can hate me. I think you think you're being transgressive and contrarian here, and if that's the case, you have low reading comprehension and a woman-like sense of humor.
>>769217506
How many degrees do you have?
>>769217598
1
or are you talking about my oven? it goes to 450 like most of them
>>769217641
What in?
I like prolonged one on one or group interactions with people who aren't completely intolerable. I hate short conversations with people I don't know when I am literally forced to: Talk to them, be nice even if they're a dick, help them with stupid shit they could've done themselves if they weren't lazy or stupid. As a cashier my interactions usually fall into the half I don't like. So I wouldn't say I hate people I just hate literally being forced to deal with them. Yes, I know, it's not really the job for me but I gotta pay for food somehow.
>>769217316
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
>>769217705
Proves your narcissism and inferiority complex. Shows you think that people who disagree with you are being disingenuous and you're too lazy to come up with a response, showing you don't think much of your ability to communicate.
>>769217596
Damn... You're like REALLY freaking intelligent, my dude.
>>769217668
Gay History
>>769217807
That was not an assertion of intelligence, and if you think it was, you might not be intelligent. Listen I'm just saying. Cynicism about whether or not somebody is trying to sound smart is for monkeys.
>>769217316
>services like self-checkout
Some of us have better things to do than stand in line half the day waiting for an old person who should have retired decades ago to slowly move us through to checkout.
>>769217768
You're projecting and I'm not op
>>769217888
Incorrect
No you're not OP but you are a faggot
>>769217876
Everything you type gets more 'tfw too intelligent', you're the only narc here
>>769217877
>Some of us have better things to do than stand in line half the day waiting for an old person who should have retired decades ago to slowly move us through to checkout.
people hater
do not trust
hates the elderly of all things
shameful
>>769217959
That didn't make sense what you just said.
>>769217814
Sounds about right.
>>769217876
You criticised the bait guy for trying to sound smart though, are you dumb?
>>769218003
What a lame comeback. You're supposed to hurt somebody's feelings when you do that, no make them pity you.
>>769218007
No I didn't I called him disingenuous and said he hated himself. You didn't even get the basic information correct.
>>769217973
I dont hate people I hate having my time wasted. Why would I wait to have a human check my items out for me when the self checkouts can get me through much more quickly?
>>769218031
Were we arguing?
>>769218053
How can you get 'disingenuous and hates himself' from the low quality bait pic? You're projecting to cover your own insecurities, or you're the world's first mind reader
>>769218182
Because I have excellent judge of character. Has never failed me and I'm almost never wrong. You'll probably think I'm being smug here but it's just one of my few talents. I probably should have gone into psychology because I fit the mental profile perfectly.
>plz make a woman joke and you gotta make it funny or else I'm not talking to you anymore
>>769218073
don't pretend you don't know what you were doing. Gaslighting if for women.
>>769218271
>I'm almost never wrong
>>769218271
>I have excellent judge of character. Has never failed me and I'm almost never wrong
Take a narcissism test, 'i read people like a book' is one of the first options. Maybe you're 'never wrong' because your mind is an echo chamber
>>769218392
Well I'm not I'm sorry it's just how it is. We are all born with gifts. What's you're talent anon? Being serious.
>hurting someones feelings over the internet
i dont think sane people can even achieve that.
also, you got to have some selfconfidence issues if you feel the need to try as hard as op.
its fine tho, we're on b after all and you fit in here just as the rest of us.
>>769218427
>Take a narcissism test, 'i read people like a book' is one of the first options
I didn't say that I said I'm a good judge of character. I don't know what people are thinking, but I can tell when people have bad qualities through very little information. It's not that rare or amazing a quality.
>Maybe you're 'never wrong' because your mind is an echo chamber
Almost never wrong about people's character. I'm wrong in general a lot like most people.
>>769218365
Are you feeling insecure?
>>769218431
Patterns.
>>769218506
No
>>769218547
Like textiles?
>>769218271
>>769218365
Maybe practice introspection and see if you meet the standards you're judging everyone else by, a lot of what you're saying sounds very narcissistic
>>769218564
Would you superior if I was a fabric salesman?
>>769217316
So enough about op, how's everyone else?
>>769218611
>>769218564
Would you feel, meant to say.
>>769218580
You gotta be a big boi and assert yourself here with these animals, anon. I don't talk like this in real life around decent people with value.
>>769218632
uhh no what a strange question
>>769218619
There's never enough about OP
>>769218670
Here's an example of a bad judge of character
>>769218669
Have you ever looked at a fabric REALLY closely?
>>769218644
>People with value
Careful your superiority is showing through
>>769218749
My only standard here is people who don't frequent /b/. I think that's fair enough, anon. You're being unfair here.
>>769218748
Yeah dude
>>769218780
It's not really a coherent thing-- it's just tangled in such a circular way that it appears ordered
>>769218982
kinda like life
>>769219091
Kind of like you.
>>769219108
No that doesn't really make sense anon. It's a real stretch. Lots of moving parts but it's not going anywhere.
>>769217316
You could extend this to people who hold animals in a higher regard than humans.
>>769219452
YES
>>769217316
Ah.. the triggered narcissist in his natural state, projecting bullshit anonymously. Desperately trying in vain to overcome the shame of being too much of a coward to say it to someones face, roody-poo
>>769217596
>woman-like humor
incel detected
>>769219667
>Ah.. the triggered narcissist in his natural state, projecting bullshit anonymously.
There's no logic in your making this conclusion other than to be a contrarian.
>Desperately trying in vain to overcome the shame of being too much of a coward to say it to someones face, roody-poo
Terrible use of roody poo, candy ass
>>769219667
>claims OP is afraid to say something to a person's face
>types roody poo instead of nigger
>>769219452
true
>>769219756
I don't mean women in general. I mean women at their worst. A really funny woman is on par with a really funny man. I really unfunny woman is slightly less funny than an unfunny man. It's just the way of things, anon. I question your manhood if you haven't observed this by just living life.
>>769219777
Murk loar
>>769219823
every time i read something you write i can tell it's you because you sound like the type of guy who owns a cane and hat
>>769219758
Exactly. There's not logic in a narcissist either. They (you) are driven purely on emotions
Who knocked you off your pedestal sweetie? Did it hurt?
>>769220009
>every time i read something you write i can tell it's you because you sound like the type of guy who owns a cane and hat
Wish I did canes are cool. Don't look good in hats though.
>>769220404
>Exactly. There's not logic in a narcissist either.
I think there probably is. I don't think this statement makes any sense because 100% of people are logical, but are capable of being illogical from time to time. It's the human experience.
>They (you) are driven purely on emotions
Close. Neurochemical and food that I eat.
>Who knocked you off your pedestal sweetie? Did it hurt?
lol sweetumsposting in 2018 I LIKE IT
>>769219667
>literally projecting his shadow onto the OP
wew lad
>>769217316
I hatevylou faggot ist because oh peokeblike you that im Virgin killyourself ugly bastard
>>769217316
>>769221252
I know this is meant to be smug and aloof of both view expressed in the image, but the mouse is right. Absurdity is a brute fact of life, get to building something faggots.
>>769217372
I concur.
>>769220546
>100% of people are logical
If you define that on a subconscious level, sure. The problem is when the conscious mind is unaware of the why, which leads to self-sabotaging behavior over and over and over again. Since that's all that actually manifests are things contrary to that individuals goals and objectives, yeah I'd say narcissists are illogical. They recoil in bewilderment and claim victimization to dispel the cognitive dissonance.
>>769221183
kek'd
i like psychology, it draws out all the retards whenever its discussed. being such pseudo-science bullshit all you need is a few terms and anyone can argue about it for hours. theres a reason dumbasses major in it
>>769221660
>hahaha everyone is dumb but me
Come on, man. I know there are plenty of brainlets in psyc, but you don't really believe that do you?
>>769222064
Of course or I wouldn't have posted it
>>769222292
Right, I guess your overwhelming confidence settles the matter then.
>>769222423
I guess so since you have no counter-point.
