Celeb Cute Thread:
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Celeb Cute Thread:
anon thats hitler
>>769211474
But he's so CUTE! He even brought you a bouquet of nice flowers!
>>769209045
>Answering a question with a question is a sign of autism actually.
No, it is not called "autism" it is called "maieutics" in fact. Socrates had a good way of exhibiting this. Was he autistic though? Hmmmm
im just gonna post babs
I was so scared
>>769211772
Check your discord friend.
>>769211682
try not to get too lewd...
my cnruyshskkxgg
>>769211864
if i wanted to be lewd i could be as lewd as i want..
>>769212021
>>769211219
Reminder that Hitler married a black woman. Eva Braun was a woman of African ancestry. Notice how the surname Braun means Brown, in English?
>>769211806
Yas, dis is normal for a smol bean because the world is a big place so it can get kinda scary sometimes
Eeeeeeeeeeeek!!!
>>769212068
Imagine getting married to and waking up to THIS.
>>769212068
Apparently she had sex with him fully clothed
>>769212164
Clothes fetish? How many people have that one?
>>769212068
hitler was bi
>>769212164
Also, Hitler was into being Shitler; he liked poop sex.
>>769212202
Where is the proof for that?
>>769212068
>>769212100
>>769212164
>>769212186
>>769212202
>>769212264
That's just Eva doing whiteface, you know, like white people sometimes do blackface. She was a Black African woman.
>>769212021
I would like to see that..
>>769212081
HAMSTER! OWO
>>769212081
yes it is
>>769212386
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!
>>769212229
>>769212398
She is a VERY smol bean UwU
>>769212406
I am..liking this thread
>>769212243
yes he was go google it for yourself
>>769212406
Babs a cute!
>>769212100
Eva Braun was the cutest women to ever live.
>>769212476
Hitler was also the first Söyboy.
>>769212577
she...does things to me
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early. I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her. Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for. Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy.
You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you're both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>769212942
go to bed Jeff
>>769212942
>>769213051
>>769212961
Jewess Queen OwO
Jewess Queenie is taking her fuzzy doggo for a walk
I used to try get a seat behind in the every class
>my CRUSH
Jewess Queen's class photo
Say "matzos!" for the camera
>>769213452
Forgo
>>769213380
bless you anon
Mama and papa browsing Annie's baby pics
seeeeeeeew cayoooot!!!!
>a true gentleman
People use to say he was always good with kids and animals. You could have him babysit your bunny for a week and it would come back to you crying and pleading to spend another week with Papa Adolf
>>769212437
v smol
>>769213751
Oh noes ;___;
Dis is not good. Dis is not good at all!!
>>769213739
Was Hitler skinny or fat? From seeing pics of him, I can't quite decide which he was, mostly.
>>769213759
anon what are you doing to me
This was a glorious night to remember
He was so good at toasting
>>769213795
making you stroke for babs..
>>769213782
He was bi but not gay.
>>769213880
I can't resist...but you already knew this
>>769213782
72 kg (160 lbs)
5 ft 8 (173 cm)
Give or take
>>769213863
thought he was packing a slimmed down walther there anon
>>769213949
Thanks! With some pics, I wasn't sure. He was kinda skinny.
>those people at the back though
>>769214107
>>769214186
Where is this at?
>what ze fuck am I doing here
>>769214247
anon I am diamonds right now
>>769214206
I dunno it's a random gallery I'm finding them on. But I can't see the details
>>769214280
mmm yeah
>no, YOU hang up first!
>lol no, YOU hang up first!
>no, YOU!
>fancy meeting you here
>>769214306
Does that please you?
As those trains keep a rollin'
>>769214505
Cute! So kawaii...
>>769214561
Is she wearing Hitler's jacket? It looks big on her.
>Playboy for nazis
>mein hund
Sometimes, Hitler would go for long walks in the snowy mountains to help rekindle his philosophical ideologies
Here he poses in a formal setting with Count Dracula
>>769214982
Dracula looking sharp!
>Gunther, do you see zat harlot over there, I totally hit zat
He was a stubborn, but fair man
>>769214107
Was Michael J. Fox working as a servant in Germany?
He was the life of the party. Some would even say he was a total pimp
>>769215205
Lookin' good in shorts.
>your curfew is 11:30 sharp! I don't want to see lights on a second later. Understand, boys? Lights out or else I turn on ze gas
Hitler was a man with a taste for culture
>>769215258
Vlad looks like a pimp himself
>>769215496
>>769215527
Some say he brought romance to Paris
>>769211219
Fuck this bigot Hitler.
>Meanwhile in Russia....
Snipers
>sieg heil!
Europe was rife with propaganda
The ghettos
This is the new shit where making minions hate symbol
Here is a meshuggah
>come down to Deutschland and taste some of ze finest Juggalo sized beer in ze world
Medal of honor
