Ask a suicidally depressed psychologist anything.
Mobile edition, so don't mind my spelling
>>675159417
Why dont you stop making these threads?
>>675159572
Why? Do they hurt you in some way?
Suck it up nancy.
>>675159417
Have ever considered joining EvE Online?
At least, you'll find a lovely family for which you would farm and grind isk.
>>675159417
im sorry your boyfriend has a little penis.
>>675159789
I prefer to make games than yo play them
what's the best and painless way to commit suicide? without damaging the body to much
>>675159417
tits or kill yourself...oh wait kill yourself
>>675159875
Is what I told your girlfriend while we lezzed out.
fucking kill yourself already jesus christ
>>675159931
By seeking medical help before you do so.
>>675159768
Youre "depressed" and telling someone else to suck it up. Ok.
>>675160032
Y so mad anonymous?
>>675159964
Same
>>675160077
Yeah I have a medical condition and you are butt hurt. Suck it up.
>>675160039
wow what a useless faggot.
>>675159417
>Psychologist
>Depressed
Guess you don't fit your job description well.
>>675160200
Its the only correct answer
>>675160185
Yeah, Im sure its very "medical". Faggot.
>>675159417
Physician, heal thyself!
>>675159417
Is depression related to inflammation (i.e. Do anti inflammatory drugs really help depression)?
draw a rare pepe next
>>675160252
My job is programming.
>>675160338
Some do. But it isn'tknown which way the correlation goes
>>675160332
Im not a doctor
>>675160429
Then reprogram your own mind, faggot. You're suppose to be the key to your own problems.
>>675160525
Sadly my mind wasn't written in c++
since this bitch isnt going to help. lets start a wincest thread
>>675160629
>Ask a suicidally depressed psychologist anything.
>Psychologist
>C++
What are you on about, anon?
>>675160723
I did help
>>675160772
Im op.
>>675159417
Everyone I ever met who got into psychology did so because they thought it would make them happy.
>>675160988
I never thought it would make me happy, so now your statement is untrue
>>675160878
Why the fuck are you programming when you're a psychologist???
>>675159417
How probable is it that a sociopath is aware of her own condition?
>>675161287
Because im a dual major.
you need to fuck off all of the shit in your head op, worrying does nothing,
radical change needed, take up a new sport, you're a programmer, humans need physical activity in their lives.
I'd suggest surfing, skateboarding, martial arts (particularly bjj), rock climbing.
They're going to be hard for you to pick up if you've never done them before and the focus and physical effort required to learn them will make you forget all about your depression over time.
Benefits include meeting new people (need to socialize) getting healthier, the rush of training hard (endorphins) and learning something fun.
just start running OP if you don't know what to choose, it'll be hard at first but become easier over time.
>>675161553
Why/10
Let me guess. You have an associates and call yourself a psychologist?
>>675161486
There is no such thing as a sociopath; the term has no medical .meaning
>>675161637
Because ai is a big field and its very popular in finance?
Can someone not have two fields of interest?
I used to swim. Now im disabled. I get enough exercise and I cannot exercise more than the amount Iam.
Sorry, but that advice is not useful to me.
>>675161678
>>675161788
No because you are here, not with her.
>>675161923
>I cannot exercise more than the amount Iam.
yes you can, you don't want to put in the effort required
>psychologist
>literally retarded
thanks, now I'll never believe a psychologist can help me, I'm fucked
>>675161923
Only a sociopath would say there is no such thing as a sociopath. Unless you're being deliberately difficult here.
>>675162420
No, I have skin grafts. My skin will tear. It has before.
>>675162904
Yeah okay.
>>675163403
There is no medical definition for sociopath; it means nothing medically.
>>675161637
I bet you 10 internets that this faggot listens to too much Joe Rogan podcast.
Amirite?
>Martial Arts
>particularly BJJ
Go chew some Onnit products you oily bellend.
>>675164447
Yeah, too bad none of his advice is helpful to me at all.
>>675164558
Have you ever thought of using CBT on yourself? I've heard good things about it.
After a year on meds (prozac 15mg valium daily) I went cold turkey from it, this was 3 weeks ago.
I can't say that I'm cured by any stretch but I can think more clearly...
Are you on meds?
>>675160185
Fucking seriously? What right do you have to be a psychologist if you yourself can't overcome simple depression? And then you tell others to man-up? I really, really hope you're not a therapist or some shit.
>>675165454
"simple" depression isn't what I have.
>>675165249
Already been through three rounds of CBT. Didn't work.
I've tried literally every medication there is, and I am enrolled to be in a study for new medication. Limited success there.
Also, going cold turkey off of antidepressants and sedatives is fucking stupid. Doing that puts your life at risk; read the documentation that comes with your meds!
Hey bros. Not really an expert on this but is there anyone you could go see to help you out? You must have some people to speak to. Pleas whist hang in there man. Things will get better.
>>675165752
I've already been through every channel available, but thank you for the sympathy.
>>675164055
Goddamn you are the most useless "psychologist" ever. "Sociopath"might not have a precise medical definition but you know damn well it can be used to define an individual that demonstrates a certain set of behaviors.
>>675164447
look man, I mentioned bjj because most academys are more like a family and will show tough love
you go in there crying poor me they'll more than likely tell you to get fucked and go run 10 miles. also operate them like family, which it sounds like what op needs, the confidence you gain from doing things like bjj is immeasurable.
>>675164447
>>675164558
>>675165249
you're just making the problem worse, medication should always be a last resort and as op replied instantly to your ebin Joe Rogan post all he wants is validation. you encouraging that just makes op more needy.
>>675165990
No, that would be ASPD. That's an actual mental illness. Sociopathy and psychopathy have no medical definition because they are outdated and outmoded definitions, made by police to help track killers.
Protip: It didn't help.
>>675165728
>boo hoo my depression isn't simple everyone acknowledge my pain!
Did you ever stop to think your own self-pitying is what is causing your depression? Or, like most psychologists/psychiatrists, are you incapable of self-reflection?
>>675165728
Side effects are minimal really, if I felt bad I would have started taking them again.
The only thing I've noticed is a slight tremor when I get anxious, presume that's the lack of diazipam
I'm waiting for some CBT myself.
Anyway good luck anon, I know those feels and the only thing you can do is try anything and everything until you find something that makes you feel even just a little better.
What meds are you currently on and at what dose?
>>675166166
What in the world are you talking about? I'm OP, and your advice is useless to me, and isn't validated by nearly as much medical evidence as, well, every other treatment we have.
I agree with the person who called you a bell end.
>>675166413
Yeah, I'm not pitying myself.
>>675166423
You can't stop and start them; antidepressants take a while to kick in. It doesn't work like that.
Jesus, read the documentation that comes with your meds kid.
>>675166203
Then you should have started by clarifying that we classify it now as a personality disorder, rather than being an enormous faggot and not answering that anon's question directly.
>>675166591
>not pitying yourself
>going on an anonymous image board to have others validate your sorry state
You really are hopeless. Enjoy what is certainly going to be a shitty life for you.
>>675166698
We don't classify it as anything. We have newer disorders that are actually real.
>>675166999
Yeah, not looking for validation either.
>>675166591
Well if I have no intention of taking them again then taking them would not be the right thing to do. I understand that SSRI's have a long half life as does diazipam, so I think I made an educated choice..
Also I'm 40, not a kid.
>>675166591
>I agree with the person who called you a bell end.
I offer advice, you call me a bellend.
good luck bro, you don't sound depressed, you sound like a little bitch who can't deal with the world. go munch some pills bro, that'll fix it for you.
>>675167063
You sure acted like one by not reading the documentation and listening to your medical professional.
>>675167154
You gave poor advice that had nothing to do with me or anyone else, bell end.
>>675167281
poor advice or not, was only trying to help.
needy little bitch, surprised you're 40, sounded like an angsty teen crying about his problems
obligatory meditation suggestion
>>675167061
>ASPD
>antisocial personality disorder
>not a personality disorder
Nigger why are you playing semantics with me when you know damn well the point I'm making. If you can't give a complete, comprehensive answer to the original anon's rather simple and straightforward question, then you really arent a professional and have no business calling yourself a psychologist. Especially when you yourself can't identify your own self-loathing behavior.
Do you know what it is that makes you upset?
>>675167281
Because I don't want to be a drugged up zombie for the rest of my life? Hmm. Your logic escapes me....
Let me just reiterate that I've had no bad side effects being off them.
Where is your god now?
>>675167641
I'm not 40. I'm OP. You confused me with the other guy who didn't read his meds right.
And bad advice, flung so haphazardly with no regard for what damage it could do or who you are talking to, is worse than none at all.
>>675167814
I don't self loath, sorry.
>>675167867
I'm not upset.
>>675167871
Yeah, antidepressants don't make you a zombie. Also I'm an atheist.
>>675167867
he's a faggot.
Just stopping by to say good luck op. I have depression also its not that fun.
>>675167871
Also, the bad side effects are usually, you know, liver and kidney related. I'm sure you know your liver enzyme levels and kidney markers by heart though, right?
>>675168049
Thank you for your sympathy; is there anything I can do for you?
>>675167956
How many times do I have to tell you you're ruining your life because you can't handle the weight of information and to show me your fucking titty meat and nipples?
>>675167956
>not self-loathing
>suicidal
Pick one faggot.
>>675168293
I don't know, probably a lot.
>>675168296
Yeah, you clearly don't know how depression works. Nor how suicide works either, for that matter.
>>675168183
I've been getting help, so i'm just going one day at a time. Thank you for offering though.
>>675168183
Actually the jury's not even out regarding whether SSRI's do ANY harm to your liver and kidneys.
You monster.
>>675168515
Oh ok Mr. "Psychologist" tell me all about how you can't fix your own problems and whatever other "medical" excuse you have for wanting to die.
>>675168781
Godspeed then, Anon.
>>675168866
No it isn't. But okay, believe what you want.
>>675168515
So everybody thinks you're an attention seeking cunt who thinks she's being dry and witty on here, you don't get to agree or disagree with that because it's not up to you, but do you think this comes across in your relationships with others in real life?
>>675159417
>Mobile edition, so don't mind my spelling
>not checking spelling while texting
>>675168910
I never said I wanted to die. I'm suicidal. Those concepts are not identical.
>>675169026
I don't think I'm being dry or witty.
>>675169057
Forgive me.
Same boat up the same shit creek, working on the same degree, anon. What all have you been doing to shake the pain?
>>675169335
Just waiting on word back if I can enter a trial for a new antidepressant. Gonna be a guinea pig!
>>675169276
>I don't think I'm being dry or witty.
Well the attention seeking cunt part still stands.
>>675159417
Describe the trait theory
>>675169276
>suicidal
>not wanting to die
Bitch how are these dissimilar? In what absolutely fundamental manner do these differ?
I'm better looking than you and I'm not depressed. How do you feel?
>>675160252
Man I gotta say, this sort of attitude doesn't need to fly. It hurts the most when you know how to fix the problem but your head starts to work it's way around the ways to fix depression. You stop thinking "I know how to fix this" and start thinking "damn, it's not working anymore..."
>>675169508
Whatever floats your boat.
>>675169752
Same as before
>>675169630
Intent. I do not WISH to die, I have COMPULSIONS to die. Like if you've ever looked down a roof top and had a sudden image of jumping; you didn't want to jump, and you didn't jump, but your brain still plays it out.
That's my every day; my brain wants to die, my mind does not.
>>675169276
>I never said I wanted to die. I'm suicidal.
You are the dumbest cunt on the entire planet and should have your MD burned in front of you. Even if they weren't the same thing you should realize that others would think that it is and that you're a retarded psychopath by going down that road willingly.
>>675170107
I don't have an MD.
>>675169959
>Whatever floats your boat.
Yeah, you do think you're being dry and witty. You're not very good at this.
>>675170260
Ahuh.
>>675169455
I suppose it's something. I've found a lot of solace in the fraternity Im a brother in. Having people in your life that can be a shoulder to cry on, a drink with, some good times with, and will be with you till the end helps. Any way you could get organized?
>>675167061
>We don't classify it as anything. We have newer disorders that are actually real.
What makes you think sociopathy and psychopathy aren't real? They're just put under an umbrella term now.
A "psychopath" is an individual with a more specific kind of ASPD, as is a sociopath.
>>675170243
Right, that was the point of the post.
I have you figured out, when someone insults you, you avoid the entire point and point out a small mistake. Thank you for teaching me how to deal with such a bitchy personality type, I'll think of you when I need to deal with them in real life.
>>675159931
I'm not the op but look into helium. I'm pretty depressed and i have some ready to go if shit gets bad. Not as fast as a bullet but its painless and leaves no mess
>>675170507
No, they are entirely independent.
>>675170439
I'm already organized, don't worry.
>>675170517
Good to hear.
>>675170413
Here's how to be you.
Stick to one sentence.
Dismiss the point made.
Wait for a response.
One sentence insult.
Wait for response.
It's like a fun little game figuring you out.
>>675159417
Have you considered the idea that depression is a symptom of inflammation?
Have you considered changing your diet?
(I'd suggest to start using more garlic, cilantro, turmeric, cayenne, ginger, cinnamon, cloves, sage, and rosemary)
Do you find any part of your job fulfilling? Are you good at it?
>>675169959
You really, really like to play semantics. Fine, if using your words gets this through your thick skull, so be it. Maybe your "compulsions" to kill yourself are related directly to the thoughts you choose to think. Either way, you never explained how or why you aren't responsible at least partly for your condition.
>>675170755
Helium isn't painless; fMRI studies show that the same stress hormones are released.
You die in panic.
>>675170517
Thank Jesus Christ, I'm not the only one that clearly sees this.
>>675170950
>sage
Goes in all food items.
>>675170966
Generally, one doesn't need to explain something that there is already plenty of medical evidence against.
It'd be like asking me to prove antibiotics are effective; it's possible, but not worth anyones time.
>>675170950
1. Not all forms of depression respond to anti-inflammatories, which means no, it isn't. It is possible that inflammation causes some forms of depression, and mild depression seems to correlate with illness, but that isn't all there is to the picture.
I've changed my diet more times than I can count; due to my disability, I have a strict meal schedule I need to follow.
Already get enough of all those spices though.
I am very good at my job, and it is a great amazing job that is both creative and intellectually satisfying. Does nothing to help my depression.
>>675171168
And all fields.
>>675170966
Also my depression is genetic, so there is that.
>>675171402
This is pathetic. If you really knew what you were talking about you'd know damn well things like exercise, CBT, a healthy diet, and a more active lifestyle are more than enough to cure depression in almost all cases. You say there's medical evidence but there isn't any evidence strong enough to justify your pathetic excuses and you know it, which is why you won't provide it.
>>675170814
>No, they are entirely independent
>>675171402
You've responded to literally the last 70 of my posts in the last three threads but now you're avoiding the deconstruction of your personality defense system? Did I hit a nerve?
Jesus at least make it fun, you made it way too easy.
>>675171867
Except I've been through CBT. I have a healthy diet. I exercise regularly. In fact, I am required to do these things; if I don't, very bad things happen to me.
And also, no. In cases of mild depression, those treatments are effective along with therapy. They are not effective for major clinical depression nor for intractable depression.
If you want to disagree, please fund the study.
>>675171889
Correct. Notice they are not in the DSM; they are used to contrast with the DSM.
That's because the DSM doesn't deal with pseudo-science.
I wonder if she left to find new people to spout bullshit too. It's hard to tell if she'll respond.
>>675172308
You posted directly under my post.
>>675172185
>That's because the DSM doesn't deal with pseudo-science.
Yet, the criteria is so similar; the DSM must be partially pseudo science.
>>675172185
>>675171913
Every single ignore means I'm more convinced that I've pinned you exactly and you have nothing to combat me with.
>>675172524
The criteria is not congruent.
>>675171867
"Ow my leg was damaged due to a freak meteor from space"
"You stood deliberately under it; prove to me you didn't"
>>675172390
>I wonder
>It's hard to tell if she'll respond.
Learn to read sweetiepie.
>>675172185
Then maybe you just need resiliency training, because as far as I've seen you haven't proven once how you are not at all responsible for the thoughts you think.
>>675172756
On a semi unrelated note, do you exercise?
>>675172759
directly under her post dude. lol.
>>675172524
>>675172628
"criteria" is a plural noun you pseudo-intellectual douche nozzles
>>675172756
Yeah because those two scenarios are comparable.
>>675172937
>I wonder
>It's hard to tell if she'll respond.
You learn to read as well whoever you are
>>675159417
I scored 36/40 in a narcissist test some time ago. Normal people would get 8-12, famous people as high as 18. How do I know, if I actually am one?
Kys
>>675172852
Yeah, imagine that. Someone with a demonstrative ignorance of medical science, not understanding how depression and intrusive thoughts work.
Boggles the mind, really. Try google, kid.
>>675172935
I do. I have to, actually.
>>675173119
Criterion then. Apologies. I'll remember to say datum as well.
>>675173165
Read the DSM and ICD. Then go to a doctor.
>>675171402
>I am very good at my job, and it is a great amazing job that is both creative and intellectually satisfying. Does nothing to help my depression.
It couldn't possibly be exacerbating it.
>>675173472
I was honest with what I said, but it's kind of awkward to speak about your work place without either gushing or insulting.
Let me put it simply: My career is generous and rewarding.
>>675173360
>Boggles the mind, really.
As a psychologist his behavior shouldn't boggle your mind at all I'm thinking.
>>675173858
Yeah psychologists aren't magicians or wizards.
>>675173773
>My career is generous and rewarding.
Explain how there's no way dwelling in the science and finality of your mental disorder wouldn't exacerbate uncontrollable thoughts. Being happy with your job would make you more likely to think about various illnesses than less I would assume.
>>675172628
>The criteria is not congruent.
It more or less is.
>>675174029
Maybe he's saying that because he's sure that it will work and he hasn't seen evidence to the contrary. Don't take this either way, I think he's wrong, but you don't need to be a wizard to figure that out.
>>675174293
I don't know what that has to do with my career.
However, I will say that I also contribute to a lot of open source projects and such, so I always have a lot of things going on in my head to keep my distracted. If that's what I needed.
>>675174479
"more or less" = not congruent.
>>675174537
At least a low level mage.
>>675173360
Your "medical" knowledge, which you have yet to demonstrate, is an obvious excuse. You are ultimately responsible for the things you feel and think, and every happy person in the world fucking knows that. You can point and say there's obvious biological mechanisms that contribute to making a person more susceptible to depression than another, but that doesn't change the fact that you are still responsible for what goes on in your own mind. Speaking as someone who's overcome their own depression years ago and never gone back, I think I'd know. It wasnt the SSRIs and therapy the fixed me, but me that fixed me when I decided to change my attitude on life.
>>675174724
Yet another person with no knowledge of neuropsychology pontificating about things they don't know. Yawn.
>>675174592
relatively congruent = "more or less" = not congruent / is congruent
Feeling depressed is far different from depression, one is a short term emotion and the other is a clinical disorder causes you to wish some "harm" upon yourself Constantly. Whether that be wanting to cut yourself to shreads or simply to just want to die. If op wants to do any of the many possibilities on the roller-coaster of depression then let them go ahead, ignore them and let them die. Ez
>>675174592
>I don't know what that has to do with my career.
Because you're swimming in a barage of mental illness information you dumb bitch how did that point escape you no wonder you got into psychology your brain is butt ass poopie.
>>675174724
Look into the Libet experiment's; your view of how the brain works has been wrong for 30 years.
>>675175031
...but my career is in programming.
>>675174915
No one asked.
>>675159417
I'm actually interested in going into psychology, not sure what specific field though. Would you say it's worth bothering with or is it safer to just keep the thought of pursuing it in the back of my head?
>>675175265
Follow your dreams, because you can't that when you're dead.
Not OP btw.
You should see a doctor.
>>675175265
It's worth pursuing, but keep a back up plan.
>>675175393
Already have!
>>675174592
>>675174907
It was nice arguing with you on the internet, but I have things to do.
Suck it up and get on with your life.
>>675174592
It is emotionally draining talking to you. I think it's clear to most in this thread that you exhibit clear symptoms of some sort of personality disorder (although you will argue that such a thing doesn't exist, or probably does but doesn't apply to you, and I wouldn't be surprised if you did).
I'm the one who asked the question about the sociopath earlier, because recently I ended a 'relationship' with one. And watching you in this thread, it's like I'm talking to her again.
You need help but you would never admit it, I'd expect you to respond in one of three ways: undermine my judgment / play the victim / throw a full-blown tantrum.
I would pity you but I know you would only on that too. So I'll just let you be.
>>675159768
confirmed not a psychologist, can't even answer a question without taking offense.
>>675159417
Wow all these edgy fucking responses, you're so tough on these trolls, good job. Nobody here cares about you, nobody cares about your responses, everyone will have forgotten about this thread by morning and you will still be suicidal and miserable. Nobody cares about you, I can't take anymore of this awful thread
>>675175193
>...but my career is in programming.
I get your redirection (don't get caught up in me saying you redirected something, it's neither here nor there, it might not even be, and for your benifit let's say it's not), but you're interested in psychology, you don't think that might cause extra tension? <-- That is the sentence you should answer because you need a guide on discussing with people. <---Don't get caught up in that either
This is fun, it's like a puzzle
>>675174857
>>675175082
Then stay sad fuckers if you think you know so much. But don't expect sympathy from anyone, because you sure as hell don't deserve it.
>>675175761
* feed on that too.
>>675175813
So I guess I win then? Cool.
>>675175878
Skipped.
>>675175950
You are saying things with no evidence that flies in the face of well known and celebrated medical experimentation.
I think a child knows more than you; at least they don't try to deconstruct the whole of a field, poorly. They just cry.
>>675175761
>It is emotionally draining talking to you.
Dude she's fucking crazy. I've talked to her in two other threads and almost broke my screen before I realized she's a one trick pony. It's some of the best entertainment I've ever had but fuck me if she thinks she'll ever have a relationship where the guy doesn't want to strangle her to death after a short time.
>>675159417
fuck you and your shitty job telling bullshit to people. cognitive behaviour therapy is worth dogshit and only medication can help you in the first stage of a 'serious' depression.
>>675168296
>>675171118
I think most of the people who do just don't comment because they realize how retarded it is. Although sometimes it is fun just to argue with people.
>>675176311
Medication and group therapy together have the best outcomes.
>>675176288
>Skipped.
Oh no whatever will I do without the response of a little toy? You're entertaining on the level that a crazy homeless guy is, you laugh when he says something drunk but in the end all his attention won't make him happy.
>>675176711
Skipped.
>>675159417
i remember this from before
stop making this shit, let the weak an hero.
>>675176831
Haha she said something crazy again
>>675176913
Yeah, those with mental illnesses aren't weak. They are sick.
>>675176927
skipped
>>675159417
>suicidally depressed psychologist
Sounds like hungry chef.
>>675159417
Can you write me a bottomless prescription for xanax ?
>>675177083
>skipped
NO WAY SHE'S LOSING HER MIND
>>675177146
No, and I wouldn't even if I could. Xanax is not a front line and has many side effects.
>>675177139
Sort of!
>>675177238
Skipped
>>675177405
>Skipped
SHE'S STUCK IN AN INFINITE LOOP
BREAK
BREAK
BREAK
BREAK
>>675177405
Come on cry
>>675177405
Dumb bitch
>>675176297
I think, ironically, she's probably aware of how intolerable she is to others, but hides it well. Look at how many she's baited into this thread. By the time she lets the mask slip, you're too involved, and when you try to leave she'll find some way of hooking you back in again. These people are out there man, some of them are even more skilled at camouflaging their deviousness than this one, if you can believe that.
>>675177405
How would you diagnose Schizoid PD?
>>675177542
skipped
>>675177623
I rarely cry. I sometimes have to turn on something to make me do it, or I can't keep productive.
>>675177710
Skipped.
>>675159417
Hey anon, i care about you. Tell me whats the deal? We can chat
>>675177862
Look it up in the DSM-5
>>675177893
I have a genetic mutation that makes my seurotonin not last as long as it should, depressing my mood.
>>675177870
Do you involve in self harm in any forms?
>>675159417
What's your aim in continually posting these threads? Having people to talk to? Looking for attention? A distraction from your psychiatric disorder? Have you sought help today? You of all people know the proper procedures.
Monitoring TIs must take a toll on you.
>please rephrase your answer in the form of a question
"", doesn't it?
>>675178095
Yes, I post on /b/ to try to help people.
>>675178106
I already have help; I come here to offer it to those who don't.
>>675178245
Not really. I do it without really focusing.
>>675159417
Well that sucks! Does science offer any answer? Perhaps religion?
>>675159417
Have you tried ayahuasca? I hear some recent studies have shown it to be extremely effective in treating recurrent depression. Thoughts?
>>675177870
She's having a meltdown kek
If you insult her she can't say anything but skipped.
what are your 10 fav movies?
>>675178015
Ah, so there's no special.. anything?
I mean, why then can't we all diagnose something ourselves, at least PD's? Since it's so easy
(Judging by DSM-5, i'm a full match, from early childhood, to current age)
>>675178313
>I already have help
Your doctor must be on the verge of losing his medical license then.
>>675177870
Can you say anything other than skipped?
>>675178313
>Not really
Then you should definitely kill yourself.
>>675178342
Religion, no. Science is still working on the question.
>>675178362
I've tried DMT and most forms of hallucinogens.
>>675178368
Skipped.
>>675178447
Now seek medical attention, using the information you have. That will allow a doctor to do a real diagnosis and put you into therapy.
>>675178514
What do you mean?
>>675178562
Sure can.
>>675178581
Why?
Hey OP I'm sorry to hear. I hope you answer my question if not for 4chan at least for yourself:
"When was the last time you looked back at your life and thought I'm better now?"
I hope it helps. Helped me.
>>675178710
>What do you mean?
I mean your help is worthless because you are one of the worst human beings on planet earth and probably 40 people in this thread alone have mentioned your attitude.
>>675178778
Every day. I'm quite proud of all I've accomplished...even now, looking back, even in the worst times, it was still an adventure.
But sadly, that never results in me feeling any better.
>>675178974
I know at least 12 of the people in this thread, so I find that unlikely.
>>675176288
Bitch you don't need extensive medical knowledge to know positive thoughts produce happy feelings. All you're doing is denying responsibility for yourself, like a goddamn child.
piss off
>>675179099
Actually, no they don't. Dopamine and seurotonin responses aren't nearly as simple as that.
Sometimes, positive thoughts produce depression. It happens a lot in cancer patients; they aren't able to double think their situation, so happy thoughts just make them feel worse.
So, apparently, you are wrong. You do need extensive medical knowledge to know actual medical facts.
>>675179052
>I know at least 12 of the people in this thread
There's 48 people. So that's 36 people that think you're a bad person.
If you were on a TV show you would be the bitch that everyone watching spits at in real life because you played the part so well.
>>675178975
I'm sorry OP. Maybe I'm too serious for 4chan. If you are just kidding ignore me.
What would make that feeling come back?
>>675159417
Ah what a shame, my cousin suffered from the same mental illness, he wanted to kill himself but time healed him, is this the same for you? + Sinds you are a programmer, do you have any projects online? And what language do you write? And i find you very brave and i love you as a fellow human and i wish you the best <3
>>675179322
>happy thoughts just make them feel worse.
Define a happy thought.
>>675179317
I will soon.
>>675179328
36 ain't 40.
>>675179340
I haven't felt it. Not in my whole damn life.
>>675179365
C++ mostly. I used to have a WebM converter I made on a website, but it's currently down for repairs.
>>675179445
Optimism of any kind.
It's obviously an outlier example; cancer patients are different than the normal population. But it clearly indicates that the brain and mind isn't as simple as you make it out to be.
>>675178710
OP is a faggot.
>>675179660
Thanks.
Is that you behind the board in the picture?
>>675159417
will you marry me OP?
>>675159417
Can you analyze your own diagnosis?
OP, sorry if this has already been asked. Long thread, but I have a two part question. What do you specialize in, depression, trauma, relationships, what's your area?
second part. Do you think your depression makes you a better psychologist or worse?
>>675178710
I tried, lol. Psychiatrist just sent me to military recruiting point, since i'm at recruiting age, and so i could fake this, in order to skip mil. service.
Sometimes it sucks living in Russia, yeah.
>>675179636
>36 ain't 40
Stick to one sentence.
Dismiss the point made.
Wait for a response.
One sentence insult.
Wait for response.
You realize this behavior is going to get you hit in the face or possibly strangled to death by a crazy douche someday right?
>>675179636
C++ You must be a smart one, kind a hardcore language, anyway i wish you all the best. Last question... Do you think you are going to kill yourself? :(
>>675161553
No one in the community refers to themself as a "psychologist", they use their credentials. A college degree means nothing in this field.
>>675180041
I think that one day I will die. That's all I got.
>>675179940
Sounds pretty bad man.
Alright guys, it's passed 8PM. I'll be back at 8AM.
Have a very safe night, one and all.
>>675165454
Depression isn't simple. It can be a chemical unbalance in the brain, measurable. To say that it's simple is downright deluded. That said, there are people that have temporary feelings. But please don't call it simple when it really, really isn't.
>>675180349
imbalance* whoops
>>675159417
Are you a real grill?
If so, pls marry me
>>675180316
nobody is upset you're leaving. take that thought with you to sleepytime
>>675180740
im upset
Can we talk about this fucking cunt and how she thinks that new posters talking about their own experiences because it's a relatable topic doesn't mean she's not a psychopath
God damn. The first post made me think this might be an interesting thread, but holy shit it's just a whiny attention whore who has a superiority complex while actually being dumb as fuck.
You might be book smart, but you definitely aren't actually smart.
Fuck off of /b/, stop being an annoying attention seeking whore and get some professional help.
Good luck, I hope you turn your life around, but until you do spare /b/ from your BS.
>>675180912
Fucking white knights. Fuck off
>>675181115
Completely agree. We just witnessed Satan leave the thread
are you graduated as a psychologist? And how do you feel qualified to "help others" if you cannot help yourself? Do you consider this a "experience to struggle through in order to be able to help your future clients" or do you feel failed the psychology didn't help your own issues ?
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