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ITT: We say the most newfag things we can
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I'm an oldfag
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TFW le gf succ
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How do i greentext?
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>>675162474
where is the upvote button?
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>>675162474
OP is a faggot.
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We're anonymous
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Zozzle
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nice le avatar OP xDDDDDD
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HA NEWFAG!
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What does anon mean
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<why does noone blue text
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>>675162626
>>675162613
>>675162634
>>675162607
>>675162546
>>675162665

welcome newfriends :^)
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ITT: We say the most newfag things we can
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ITT: We say the most newfag things we can
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i REMEMBER WHEN /B/ WAS GOOD WHAT HAPPENED /B/
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>>675162803
LOL WHAT A SPICY MEME XP
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What is a dub?
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Hey guys I want to tell you a story but I can't greentext on mobile :( sorry lori
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i browse 4̶ᴄ̶ʜ̶ᴀ̶ɴ̶, the B O T N E T piece of normie shit imageboard, instead of 8̲ᴄ̲ʜ̲ᴀ̲ɴ̲
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check 'em
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XD
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>>675162474
hey, have you guys heard of this neat website called www.reddit.com. It's really neat.
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>>675163077
Ayyyy
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‍‍⠀
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>>675162977
Checked
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beta/cringe thread
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Stop samefagging
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‍‍⠀ ‍‍⠀
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How do I register?
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>>675162977
>>675163077
Double doubles


Triple doubles chem em
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damn daniel x)
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what the fuck guys, stop posting gore. isn't this illegal?
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>>675163182
Always when you don't care...
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rate my dick /b/
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@675162474

hows du i get a gril to fall in luv wih me?
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How do I triforce?
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kek le xdd funny bananana
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guys, what's a bait? :)
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I like going on 4chan but it's really annoying having to write down a 9 digit number every time I want to reply to someone
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Summer sure came early this year
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How do I see my post number
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Deleted system 32 and got 150% faster speeds on my pc!
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>>675162474
Hey look a new fag!
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>>675162474
gtfo newfag
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What's the difference between the /b and the /pol ? seems like the same nah?
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/B/
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>>675163671
Back in my day we only had 4 digit numbers :^)
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I am so edgy
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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tits or gtfo
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Everyone is gay for bill.
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>>675164118
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@Anonymous how do i type in that weird text #ithinkthiswebsideisacloneofredits4chansubredit
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Where are the hackers?
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Niggers are people too
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>>675164310
in your mams pantsu
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>>675162767
underrated
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r8 me /b/
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>>675164195
I know her. She goes to my school.
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XD
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>Be me
>go to 4chan
>MFW I am a oldfag now
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>>675162474

Actually says
>newfag
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>>675162474
What's a "newfag"??? :)
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This is /b? Where we go to /b/ random? Well...... TACO! I hope my randomness will be accepted here friends xD
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>>does this make my text blue?

>assuming this turns my text green, the one above should do the same xDDDD

sorry for bad english xDDDDD
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>>675164405
kek'd hard
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Stop calling me a faggot, its not funny

:(
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TOp KeK 4chan is, like, the deep web guys!
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ITT:Newfags post in thread pretending to be old fags who are actually new fags.
Get a job guys. Seriously.
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Wow why are you such assholes
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here I feel at home, here I have friends, personal army
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>>675164722
>NIGGER DETECTED
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>>675164656
almost 666 trips ahahahahahahaahah

lets see if i have luck with dubs xD
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what is a moot?
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:v
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>>675164989
OMG, 1 off, just like you xDDDD

stop trolling me 4chan xD
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>>675164448
Nice trips
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how to take a screenshot ?
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Is Snacks coming back?
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@ 675162474
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>>675162474
Been here since 2002
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>>675164856

Shut up asshound !!!! :(
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MODS MODS MODS
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, seven, eight, nine
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MODS MODS MODS
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ugh
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>>675165061
topkek
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Greetings from Switzerland :D
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>>675162474
my kali linux doesn't start, can you help me? I want to bruteforce websites using metasploit...
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What is sage?
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>>675162474
is this like le deep web xD
u like muh pepe leleelelele
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>>675162474
where do i make a 4chan account?
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>>675163389
Nice dubs
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Who the fuck is Heaven?
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fam
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>>675162474
how can i become a part of anonymus?
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>>675165832
I know right?

CHECKEEEEM
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hue hue hue hue huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
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candy ass roody poo
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>>675162474
How do you delete
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What's a dubs. Where's the gore memes?
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>>675166253
>mfw
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@675162474
rofl wuts a newfag?
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wats a fingerbox?
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>>675164931
I am cancer
Known for all my wrong answers
At night I'm an erotic dancer
Sucking 500 dicks in a row, the gayest dick prancer

Fuck oldfags, I am the face of B
OP isn't gay anymore, that's me
wish I knew the old jokes but fuck that, the old is my enemy
Newfags are here and you better have fear
All that B holds to its heart is new and queer

Hold my beer, I gotta suck some asshole
OP doesn't have shit on me... Yet
I'm going to eat his poo castle
Then shit on his new leather tassel

So OP while you sit here and reminisce
Just forget all the shit you miss
Take my kiss and fuck my butt
I'm the new face of B and I always leave you sayin, wutt
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ylyl bred
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kys
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>>675166299
woah nice quads!!!! xD
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ahaha i was just pretending to be retarded
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>>675165832
Checked
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most newfags lurk, so they can one day become oldfags
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>>675166523
Whats that for?
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The worst newfag move is responding sincerely to super obvious bait threads, especially when they've been pasta'd hundreds of times previously.

Hard to pretend to do that here, but whatever.
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>>675166653
It's called a USB line. I'll show you later.
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>>675166577
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>>675162474
Zozzle
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>>675162665
Nice dubs
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how to tryforce?
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>675162474 (op)
4chan was good until peopel like you came along
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top zoz
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>>675167049
/b/ was never good
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@675162474
oops
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who is moot??? ;-;
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This thread is cool! I'm gonna bookmark it so I can come back to it later.
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What does ITT mean?
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>675166484 #
Haha so random like pepe!!!
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what's a newfag?
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How do I sign up and set up my profile picture?
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>>675162474
what's a newfag?
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im an oldfag in a newfag thread
checkem
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>>675162665
Nice dubs
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That link directed me to a page with a panda.
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is this a new meme??
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Haha /b/ was never good I'd know I was here since 2015
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>>675162474
lol I was here before and it just got worse
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Wat means kek?
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BRINGBACKSNACKBRINGBACKSNACKBRINGBACKSNACKS
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>>675167490
Saurce?
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>>675162474
Checked
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why does the link not work?;?
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>>675167490
which anime is that ?
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>>675162474
what's itt
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>>675168370
I think we actually have one here
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>>675168200
>>675168370
Overlord, its based off of a light novel. think Sao, but the main character gets transported to an alt reality somewhat based off of the game he was in. but he's max level(100) where as most of the people he's fighting against are like level 15. Oh, and he played a lich.
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>>675168375
In This Thread ;)
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How do you triforce?
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What do you mean /h95kd8??????
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>>675168670
Thanks, Anon, you deserved a half virgin.
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I'm thirrrrteeeeeen and I love le facebookand minecraft.
This is my first time on FourChan, where iz the other chanz? HUEHUEHUE! Skydoooesminecraft iz le best!x-)
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>>675162474
W3R3 C4N 1 F1ND T3H 1337 H4X0R 4CH4N
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>>675162634
Don't u realise we can see ur OP? It say on your post number that you're OP. Stop bumping your own post. LOL XDDD
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Where the Reddit link ?
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CHECK EM

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>>675162474
where is moot?
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>>675162474
Haven't seen the jewrus in ages
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>>675166771
Nice to see another oldfag here.....
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I̕'̸m ̞̘̦̙̦̰͜ͅḁn̳̖̳ ̗͡o̤͎̺̮̳͞l̰̦d͔f̶̪͔͚ͅa̡̙̦̖g̘͚̳̟͕̩̫
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Who's this Pepe guy?
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>>675171341
How do u do that?
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@675162803
Checked XD
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>>675173236

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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2̡͙s̢͈̼̳̠͍p҉̩̪̟̱͉̦o̭̬̹͍͍̪ͅo̮̱͎͓̣͕̰͢ķ̱̘͕̬y͚4̤̦̫̤̙͠u̲͞ ͍̤m̵̼̰e̳̪̫͠ͅm̺͍͜e͏͚
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>>675173777
fucking hacker got 3 same numbers
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>>675162474
MOOT IS A NEWFAG
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>>675174558
Gr8
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>>675162474
XD
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>>675162474
reddit brought me here
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MODS
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>>675162474
What the fuck how can you people laugh at stuff like this this? This is sick!!
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I"''m Ethan Bradburry
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>still the best
>1973
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You know anons the most newfag thing would be to ask advice for pc repairs on /g

I most went to /b/ through /g/
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>>675173161
how do you blanc post
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>>675173133
I'm not sure if I am proud of that knowledge though.
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>>675162474
>gets legitimately offended by "insults"
>says/posts generally pro nigger
>says cuck a lot
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>>675177430
copy pastry
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>>675162626
Get the fuck out of here
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>>675162474
>ITT: We say the most newfag things we can
Newfag
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show me your worst /b/
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Why can't I see peoples usernames?
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>>675162474
How do you do the meme triangles

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@Anonymous
Delete system32
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Who is this
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>>675177364
>>675177430
>>675177627
Checked
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>>675180845
nice
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... Fingerbox? Is this a meme or something?
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Where can I find a Fingerbox?
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How do I noko?
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How many chans are there if this is #4?
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>>675163003
Does this ^ mean he got dubs?
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why is random called /b/ board it should be /r/
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