I got banned for one month for posting a picture of a horse shitting in a guys mouth. What got you banned?
>>675162334
That's haggis
>>675162334
I got banned once for replying to the pedofile
Posting a man fucking a snake
>>675162777
nice trips
>>675162531
Pic not related
hands free fapping
got banned for posting in a rolls thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvTBsnvoh4
Got banned several times because of raid threads
Requesting a picture of a teen that I have yet to find again
For posting cute little girls,(that inst CP fags)
I got banned for replying to a beastiality thread
>>675162334
Posting a forbidden pic that it's auto-detected as CP, even though the girl is clearly +18
>>675162334
violation of global rule nr 4 two fucking weeks
banned for starting a roll thread
>>675162334
Dangerous Inforgraphs
Was drunk one night and forgot to secure my shit before posting.
I know, not as cool as:
>>675162777
>>675163409
>>675163463
>>675163634
I was banned for posting a webm of japs using a garden hose to make a woman drink water. Haven't understood why I got banned tbh.
>>675162334
I got banned for this post.
>>675162334
20+ times for furry porn 3-4 for ban evasion
A mod banned me when I posted "13/f/cali" in some stupid fucking asl thread that shouldn't even be allowed on /b/ in the first place. I was for three months but my appeal was accepted.
>>675162334
I got banned for spamming the lyrics to Africa by Toto.
Doxxing.
>>675164036
Why weren't you banned for 5 years
>>675164072
I hear the drums echoing tonight...
Sounds like someone i know? Nbomes m8?
>>675162334
for posting a pic of a girl from behind, I believe she was legal, but because she had a very tight innie vagina, I believe a mod thought it was CP (I really don't think it was / is, actually)
>>675162334
I got permabanned two times just for replying with rational argument to an OP, who appearently was a mod.
He was trying to be really clever with some long rant about how pedophiles were incapable of empathy, and how he therefore had no sympathy for them (oh, the irony...). I replied with rational argument (no pictures or anything), and got banned for life. The reason given in the ban was literally: "idiot pedophile".
So I tried to talk to an op in the 4chan chatroom about it, only to be banned there too... Turns out the op I talked to there was the very same butthurt pedophobe who had banned me in the first place.
I guess he didn't like looking stupid in his own thread. But he had himself to thank for that.
Got Banned for Proxy/VPN exit node.
It wasn't a good time.
>>675162334
For being a ballin ass nigga that was too G for these cracka mothafuckas
>>675164239
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Mods are fools.
>>675164340
Let's see what the current mods think. That's scientific.
>>675164007
Furfags need to be permabanned.
I''ve Never been banned from /b/
>>675162334
Posting a collage of some blonde girl. Apparently it was pizza in the eyes of the mods
>>675164288
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation...
Spamming this image to /mlp/.
I was once banned by Snacks for calling him a pedofag. Good times.
>>675162334
posting pictures of tractors on /vp/ a few years ago
>>675164528
nah man, I was banned for that for almost a year, only escaped because I moved house and got a new IP.
>>675164709
doo doo doot doot doo doo
>>675164709
shes coming in 1230 flight
For posting pictures of myself naked as a child in the bath in one of those trendy 'dick your pic' threads. Nobody dicked my pic.
Posting in a Webm thread on /tv/ that kept being deleted because celeb/waifu shit was being posted. So out of 50 webms, the two that were strange waifu material got whole threads axed. So I put up a gif from Omen where a babysitter shouts "It's all for you, damien! All for you!" as she hangs herself off a roof. I included "It's all for you mods!"
After that I think they realized it's better to just knock the solo anon on the head than burn a whole thread and cause anons to call out mods.
I got banned for turning 16 yesterday.
>>675163021
Kek, care getting banned again for me?
>>675164789
What kind of tractors?
For posting thiS lol
>>675164846
The moon lit wings something something sooommmeeething
>>675164838
Yeah, fuck that. Filling out all the paperwork for a new IP isn't worth it.
>>675164898
mostly John Deere
My horse shitting in a guy's mouth picture was satire...what /b/ feeds you. Satire is therefore not allowed as it is too intelligent.
>>675164971
I stopped an old man on the way
I got banned for browsing on the LTE network where some faggot was claiming to be 13 in my area. I didnt even post anything. Was replying to a thread weeks later about food or something and was told i was banned.
Also once for drawing on jp and was warnned to not post using avatars.
>>675164370
Deserved it all
Global Rule 8
>>675165128
hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
Last time, I posted a goat getting fucked in the ass by an arab on /pol/
>>675162334
Vpn / exit node
I usually only go on 4chan at work when it's slow. Turns out another person I work with visits 4chan as well and was posting tits in
/fit/ or /sp/
I got banned for using the same wifi
Replying to Raid threads
Replying to teen threads
Stuff like that
Got permabanned for posting gore and spongebob scat but moottwo unbanned me.
>>675165209
He turned to me as if to say
>>675165306
Hurry boy shes waiting there for you
I tried posting when i lived in a motel room for a month and was told i couldnt post cause "i" posted cp
>>675165370
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
>>675165026
You're lucky the party van didn't show up.
My best ever ban just said "Unrelenting autism"
I'd posted a few pony images in a thread that was basically one long chain of posts and bans. I knew it was coming. That ban lasted well over a year, then for some reason they removed it. My ISP uses fixed IP addresses to - that shit sucked.
I got banned once after my IP lease renewed and was unlucky to get a banned IP
>>675162777
Yep...
I got banned for making fun of Rose
>>675165461
theres nothing that a 100 men or more could ever do
>>675162334
I got banned because someone's ip rerouter used my IP and posted something. Didn't even make the post myself.
>>675165543
I bless the rains down in africa
I was banned twice for posting a picture of my NINETEEN YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND giving me a blowjob. Mods thought it was CP...
Pic related bitches
>>675165543
Nanananananananananananana
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK
>>675165611
Gonna take some time to do the things we never hadaaaaahah dun dun dun
>>675162334
Posting an image of a girl identified as 18 even though she doesn't look likes it still fuck them..... It's 2016 tbfh family wr can become anything sex, gender, age, races (insert other shit here) all of them is a social construct they didn't 404d boipussy and manpussy thread but when i post a hot babes identfying herself as 18 yo they lose their fucking mind...
>>675165619
Funny guy
Got banned for posting in a roll thread.
C P
>>675165693
The wild dogs cry out in teh night
>>675165732
oh lawd is that sum pizza
Explaining the fundamentals of autism on /mlp/
>>675165780
You deserved it.
>>675165811
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
>>675165959
I know that i must do whats right
>>675165811
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary coooommpanyyy
>>675165176
Fuck your rules. It was just a butthurt idiot with mod access.
>>675165467
That's what happens when you are unrelentingly autistic, ponyfag.
>>675164370
I've been b& with the reason being "stupid fucking pedophile," but it was only like three days, so it's okay.
>>675166038
sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
>>675163146
I laughed through my nose trying to think of how this would be possible... but it's not!
>>675165954
Do you want a good spankin', boyeh?
I double dipped once. Noone saw.
>>675162334
got banned for trolling furries with genitalia pictures of roadkilled animals.
>>675166226
Id like to cure whats deep inside frightened of this thing that ive become
>>675166133
The worst part is I'm not even a brony, I just thought the thread was hilarious.
>>675162334
Some fuckin pic of an 8 year old in a nightgown that's on deviantart. Bunch of bs
>>675166303
Yeah dade
>>675165525
serves you right
>>675162334
got banned for posting to another website I changed the name though to mask the site
but got banned anyway... oh and not only that the system thought it was against the law even though it was posted 100x before
>>675163634
Monroe?
>>675166073
>Rationally defends pedoshit
Mmhm.
>banned for replying to a pedo
>banned for replying to a feminist
>banned for replying to a brony
>banned for posting babyshitting gif
>banned on /v/ for trolling weebs
>banned on roll threads
>banned for starting a raid thread
>banned for insulting fags
>banned for posting hot redheads in a faggot thread
>banned for reporting MLP threads
>banned for reporting faggots in straight threads
I know 4chan has always been shit, but it's become even more shit lately
>>675166342
Gonna take alot to drag me away from you
>>675166497
theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
They gave me 2 days for posting animated porn on a blue board. i even spoilered it and everything.
>>675162334
Got banned from /v/ for pointing out bias towrds nintendo, got banned from here for posting emily_apple who is 20 and got banned from infinity cuteboys for directing trap chasers to a trap board
>>675162334
got banned for toasting in a roll bread.
>>675166574
Oh god here it comes....
>>675166574
I miss the rains down in africa
>>675166585
MODS MODS MODS
>>675164072
>>675164288
>>675164709
>>675164844
>>675166025
>>675166025
I love you so much right now... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>>675162334
Mostly stupid shit. Impersonating mods, shitposting on other boards, posting porn on other boards, I'm not a pedo but I've been banned for replying to cheese pizza threads. I also got permab& more than once for posting the "mods are asleep, post CP" advice dog pic. Also raid threads. Who knows what other retarded shit I'm forgetting. It's not like a ban actually means anything though.
>>675166381
Kek. I would hope you aren't, anon.
2 days for giving instructions on how to steal credit card information on instagram ,
>tfw someone in the thread ordered a 25,000$ MacBook to their house doing this
Good times.
>>675164896
I dont think I'm going to post it again here lol
anyway I was really surprised when I got b& as I have seen that video many times in /b/.
maybe they banned me for posting it in a 10/10 thread, who knows
Only time i was ever banned, I posted a photo of pedobear and they said I uploaded pizza
>>675166655
those pents should have been yours for that
>>675166491
Something something just look away.
It's 99% trash here anyway
Next thing you know it'll be a big deal to be banned over milk
>>675166
I bless the rainnnnnnssss downn in africa
I bless the rains
>>675166417
That's what I thought. Watch your mouth, Tyrone.
>>675165176
It wasn't even a violation of rule 8. Mods are not allowed to identify themselves as mods in threads. I didn't know the moron was a mod, I just entered into a debate and outclassed him.
>>675164072
I've seen the rain,
I got banned for admitting I was turning 18 in a month, this was in December mods don't even try
>>675165461
Fuck you guys, now this song is stuck in my head
I try to get banned but these fucking faggots never do it no matter what I do
>inb4 post cp
Trying to get banned, not arrested - also don't have access to cp because I'm not a fucking loser who gets off to kids.
>>675166716
Gonna have to listen to this now
>>675166967
This will definitely catch a ban if the faggots see it.
>>675166967
Ban incoming
>>675166714
Please delete this
i was banned today,
for webm, with girl who eat a mice alive.
Fucking PETA tards, i hate them all more as Muslims.
>>675162334
JUST RESET YOUR IP NEXT TIME DUMB FAGGOT
WHAT IS THE QUUCKEST WAY TO GET BANNED? QUICK MY SHITTING IS ALMOST OVER
I've never been banned but I will be if I call moot a faggot
>>675166833
Damn that was close,
Gotta bless the rains down in africa
>>675162531
Gay
>>675166967
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>>675166902
Rule 8 only about you going to the chat
Defending pedoshit, rationally or not, is just bad form and motivation.
>>675167161
You can't do that with all ISPs, faggot.
>>675167159
Seen that too, it's not even real.
>>675165885
Dude did you read his post? Shes 19
>>675166808
Someone posted it about a week or so ago, i wonder if they got banned.
>>675162334
Posting the Ken-Sama meme on /a/.
I think it hit too close to home for them
>>675167159
ESL ass nigga
>>675166716
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, twelve-thirty flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Got banned for posting a 60 yo trap in this /x/ thread where OP was basically typing out an entire book by hand for them to read. Thread got killed, felt good man.
>>675167286
I hope but these faggot mods don't do fuck all. Fucking kissless virgins sitting on their fat ass can't even do their job.
>>675167428
Oh yeah he said so, I guess that settles it.
Hiroshimoot red dot monkey who bring dishonor on self
>>675167339
Shut up normalfag.
>>675162334
i said niggers are fucking gross once and got banned for a day, truth hurts i guess.
>>675167159
Oh fuck I had that saved on my old phone! It was fascinating as shit!
I would totally post that shit right now if I could!
I got banned for posting pics of horse pussy... twice.
Who's got the screen cap of the mods banning this kid for telling some beta story and they said the reason was because he was a faggot or something
>>675167447
Lol ip
>>675167500
There is a better effect if you type out each line in a separate post. The band Toto will come visit you
>>675165060
Someone might get aroused.
>>675162531
Can I have the video please?
>>675167506
>60 yo
>trap
Pick one faggot.
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
>>675167555
My normie-elitism will save you all.
>>675167668
Will do
>>675167667
lol this was in 2009, so idgaf
>>675163679
Good, roll threads are bullshit.
Got instabanned a few times for posting that webm of some girl eating shit out of the toilet.
(It was faked you asshats)
>>675162334
according to the mods i was asking for a drug hookup.
> it was only implied
mod was a faggot. 30 day ban.
>>675164896
go to bestiality subreddit and it's there. The guy puts his dick in a huge python.
Asking for weapons on /diy/
>>675162334
Has anyone ever eaten haggis? I'm American so I have no idea where to get it (probably nowhere) but it seems appealing to me.
>>675162334
got banned for 3 days for posting an earth cam link of that ny crane that got all fucked up a couple years ago.
got another on here not too long ago for being "rude"...
>>675167729
(you)
>>675162334
years ago (might be even 10 now) banned for posting RuriRuri pic, literally what I typed in google and the first pic that popped up. Apparently it was some traced cp or something. anyway, talked to mods in IRC and they removed the ban. back then mods were pretty cool guys. no idea about now.
Banned for these dubs
>>675167936
Kek okay Abdullah
>>675167060
>also don't have access to cp because I'm not a fucking loser who gets off to kids.
Let me correct that for you:
>Please don't arrest me officer!!! I swear I have no clue about technology and freedom of information, have never visited the uncensored parts of the internet, and have no clue what I'm talking about when it comes to pedophilia, child sexuality or child porn! I just hate everything, and it's way past my bedtime! I'll be a good boy, I promise!!!
>>675162334
Can I have said video? or a link to videos of people actually doing what you described
>>675167500
What the fuck is "solitary company"?
>>675167984
>10 years
Hah, newfag.
>>675168135
Go fuck yourself. You dont question the lyrical masterminds who are collective know as Toto
>>675164724
Fucking faggot making me hungry like that!!!
Got banned for two weeks for posting an image of a shitty toilet in /ck/
>>675168135
Any oxymoron
and/or feeling alone while in the presence of people
Say something once
Why say it again?
(insert Psycho Killer chorus here)
>>675168159
Yeah you're a real oldfag, Jeb. Real old.
>>675168135
Solitary means you are alone, and company means you aren’t alone. It’s an oxymoron. Do not attempt to make sense of this lyric. It will only give you a headache.
>I googled this shit
I got banned for posting a picture that now gives you an error.
>Error: This image cannot be uploaded because it is the subject of a copyright infringement claim. Please refrain from posting it.
>>675167432
I NEED TO SEE THIS HUEHUEHUE
>>675167859
That's what you get for being into drugs, druggie.
>>675167432
I would like to know it too, anyway the snake seems to enjoy it lol.
And I saved it for teh lulz and to piss off moralfags, not even cuz I'm into that.. So thinking about stuff like this are now banned really upset me because this means i cant use them for my purpose anymore
I once made a remark about gamergate on /v/. Am still using a proxy today.
>>675168506
You guys must have seen that - it's been around for years
A
>>675167937
Scotfag here. I'm probably bias here but it is pretty good. Looks offal but its good its got a meaty savoury taste and crumbly texture.
We have a dish called a chicken balmoral which is chicken breat slied and stuffed with haggis and wrapped in bacon and its normally served with creamy peppercorn sauce, greens and potatoes but I have mines with gravy instead of peppercorn sauce. Its cracking. If you're ever going to try it DONT get the tinned stuff, thats shit. Go for a proper haggis out the butchers or bagged in a supermarket
>>675165732
How is this still up?
>>675164370
Apparently "pedophobe" is a thing now
>>675162334
this got me banned before, on a CP charge, for 2 weeks. idk why, its not illegal nor cp or anything but w/e
pic related
I got banned during the Fappening by bumping a thread. I got perma-banned on all boards for it, too.
I guess the ban got lifted when Moot handed off the website.
>>675168838
mods are asleep?
>>675162334
Started calling people faggot on /gif/.
the almighty dickholster got me banned for 3 weeks. fuck you, moot
>>675162334
permban on static ip for posting 20 yo girl naked
>>675162334
posted pic of cute girl. she was 18 at the time, photo was not of a sexual nature in any way
I was never banned becouse im not a cuck lol
>>675168666
nice sharingans satan
>>675167937
Yeah it's actually pretty good. Also addictive - it's one of those foods where you think you have way too much, and then suddenly you've eaten it all and you think you're going to explode.
>>675168760
Nah, i seen a guy face fucking a fish and various other animals but never a snake,i dont even know where youd put it in a snake tbh
>>675165732
looks like the girl from that move "the room"
is she in your shed OP? you can tell us.
B
>>675162334
Trolling on /g/'s newb program
I made a thread saying that I was an "edgy 15 yo" talking about pyrocynical and I got banned for a month.
>>675167447
You have been touched by moot himself, oh blessed one
>>675168989
To be fair, /gif/ is mostly full of people wanting tranny gifs so you probably weren't far off calling them fags
>>675164595
Kek true
Ok 4chan ban is for lulz
go to router, reset ip and its over.
Praise the glory off kek
>>675162334
Yeah I got banned for that too....
>>675168321
>collective know
C
>>675162334
Link?
Got banned for starting a cp thread. Fucking stupid.
>>675168962
This or the actual video of the guy doing this?
>>675167660
Jrhnbr?
>>675169325
lulz
>>675162777
We all did.
Also check'd
>>675169325
Kek
D
>>675163343
this faggot mods
>>675169155
Hah I'd forgotten about the fish blowjob. Anyway, a snake's vag is pretty much where you'd imagine if its body was a torso.
