today is my birthday...I'm 26 and haven't done jack shit with my life. who's with me in this boat?
Yeah but shit might get a bit better tomorrow as I have my first job interview in 7 months. If I'm not hired I might as well resort to burglary and robbery. Can't continue mooching and bumming around. Gotta have my own money.
I'm a correctional officer.
We're you one of the inmates that caused probkems? Or the kind the guards could shoot the shut with and just take your time like a man?
So basically were you a jit or a convict?
Happy birthday fag. I went for a jog this morning, then scoured the interwebz all day.
And here I am now, friendless
24, turning 25 in a month.
All I did for the past 6 years was playing video games at home. Never worked a day in my life, have no friends, parents hate me.
I have no drive, no hope, no dreams. Just kill me already
Shit man everyone's got a hustle in prison. Just as long as you lay down when it's time, and just don't let me catch you doing dumb shit, I'm chill as fuck.
My house rules were no smoking and don't be loud.
I'm working a/c confinement now though. Those inmates are a bunch of pussies.
He'll yeah you got to have some sort of hustle. I made necklaces, rings, bracelets from string and plastic. I consider my product to be the best from what I've seen others do. Shit, I still make them on the street and sell them 5 dollars a pop.
Also I would smuggle/steal food when I was working in the kitchen. Some days would make it out with 2-3 loafs of bread and bags of whatever was served that day.
26 year old loser here.
never had a girlfriend
mentally ill and never had a real job.
surfing daily on the internet watching stupid pictures.
I regret my existence but i'm to chicken shit to actually end it.
Hey im to young. I turned 15 in april and all i do is just sit on my ass and go to 4chan. Happy /b/ day tho.
>moved in and out and around cities 4-5 times
>had several jobs where I ended up not going anywhere because of fears of change or great misfortune I couldnt affect
>now on sickleave just streaming day in and day out to make a living
>28 years old
>6'1" tall caucasian male
>On $80K a year Job
>About to finish by 3rd degree
>Have girlfriend yoga instructor
>Sleep with a lot of other girls
>About to become a partner of a company and jump up to $500k+ a year
>Spend a lot of my spare time playing vidya
>Travelled around most of SEA (South East Asia)
>mfw despite this being all true, no one on /b/ will believe, because faggots.
>still feel like I haven't achieved much in life.
>posting in thread which bumps it and so gives her even more attention
>complains about attention whore whoring for attention
Newfaggotry is strong on this on. Also, why does it make her an attention whore to post? What classifies her as such when males can do so without being labeled.
>Where are you from op i would like to take you or for you bday and offer you a job
> i would like to take you or for you bday
> to take you or for you
>still have the urge to brag about it
Despite doing better than most of these people ITT, your life will still feel empty and you won't get much validation. Thus guys, just look at this guy and realize that even people 'who have made it' still feel miserable.
> i would like to take you or for you bday and offer you a job
>take you or for you bday
you are a faggot.....the epitome of faggot. I don't believe you
>>Have girlfriend yoga instructor>Sleep with a lot of other girls>About to become a partner of a company and jump up to $500k+ a year
Always seeking more, never satisfied. This very moment is all you have. Be happy.
23 just graduated college, chemical engineering degree. Been working an intern position for the past year that will now hire me on full time at a starting salary of 65 k. Can honestly say I slacked for most of my college years, parties, beer, drugs etc...and still got decent grades.
So wtf did you do with your life? How do you justify wasting your time? Maybe it's time you made an effort to change your life for the better OP and contribute to something meaningful. So I suggest you start by posting some tits
24, just finished law school. Got offered a good job but turned it down because I don't want to join the rat race yet. Working as a bartender, smoking weed and playing vidya now. Family won't talk to me.
Dan son haha
I knew one guy that made lollipops. They looked good actually
My confinement orderly sews clothes on the side
There's so much shit you can do to earn a bit here and there
Not actually James but that's fucking spot on man. You should read some palms or bomb an embassy to test your powers.
Don't people realize that they ar enot even old with 23, 24 ..., 30. That's still hella young to turn EVERYTHING around. All it requires is action and not being a lazy fuck. As long you are not drowning in debt, still healthy there's almost endless possibilities to turn your life over.
But that's the difference; between something who is IDLE'ing around and someone who is taking action.
oh good...for a second I thought I'd have to gtfo
>calls people spoiled
>literally grew up in a generation where graduating high school gets you 40k a year and a house that was cosigned by of course his parents
>goes on to inherit everything his parents owned
>35 year old spoiled fucking brat
>Nah she has a time stamp, that is enough
fuck i hate bitches who come on here for attention and just post stupid fucking pictures of them trying to look cute. Post your fucking tits.
All you fucking white knight cuckolds... as if you're ever gonna meet this chick and take her on a date or something. It's sad as fuck.
A reminder that /b/ is full with white knight face book faggots.
Fuck OP it's an Indiana thread now
>only have NCEA 1
>Work at golf course for one day if I'm lucky per two weeks
>$10 hour when I have work
>on the dole
>Can't fucking handle stress or people around me, flip out whenever something gets too much
>never going to get reasonable job
When do you play looking for a men which is gonna impregnate you, getting a kid and just living the good old housewife life?
Isn't that what most woman do nowadays an an exit option?
>not meant to be rude
It's still a fact many grill are looking for a supporter when life is not going on like according to their plans.
>cries "don't shame me!"
>only graduates high school and expects to live like the Kardashians
>expects free music and movies
Parents still alive here, kid. Busted my ass to a mechanical engineering degree. Climbed the corporate ladder working 55+ hour weeks. Avoided marrying that high school sweet-tits. Worth almost $500k now.
21 y.o here. Brazilian living in Italy, although I don't speak fucking italian. I didn't even go to college, to be fucking honest. All I did was pretty much wasting my life oportunities because of girls and shit. I'm a writer and I want to study cinema, but I don't have the money to do it and I don't even know where to start here in europe.
I'm with you guys, cheers
I turned 20 some months ago. The truth is, I'm a fucking failure. For some people birthdays are the happiest days of their lives, for me, they've always been horrible reminders that I have no one.
I come on /b/ occasionally, and it lights my mood up every time. It's the only place I can be what I really am without being judged... a sad lonely faggot.
26 in a week. Define having done nothing with your life. What do you do for work? School? Is that your room in your apartment or in your parents house? Elaborate.
Happy birthday by the way!
Well.... your doable for a 15 year old like my self lol
25 and I come here every day to affirm myself in worthlessness. Thanks for making me feel..... not alone... anon.
I believe in you.
>still in school
>going for engineering degree
>constantly doubt myself and my abilities to succeed and often feel regrets that I didnt finish school earlier
Idk why I do this, but shit sucks
>I'm a writer and I want to study cinema
Study atleast something with industry worth.
You don't study "cinema", you volunteer, make internships and gain experience. Experience matters in this field, not a piec eof paper
What's up with the faces OP? Scared that being yourself is not good enough? Scared of disappointing everyone once again like you always do? Maybe you're 26 an haven't achieved anything because you're just a scared little shit. And you know what? It won't get any better, the clock is ticking, only 4 more years and you'll be 30 having children will be increasingly difficult after that, but then again, who says you'll be ready to put offspring into this world by then? What if you disappoint them too?
TITS OR GTFO
24 yo. is in my country (germany) nowadays still under the average age of degree complet.
Most people are gainign their Bachelors here at 26 years old. No need to compare ages and stuff. Everyone needs so much time as he or she needs. Life is no race.
tell me moar about it, anon. I'm really interested in the area, it is my passion. How can I volunteer, even without a college degree? Where to make internships here in europe?
And what do you mean my "industry worth"?
huehue é nóis
se nada der certo, quem sabe. mas larguei mão de fumar até que eu conseguisse alguma estabilidade na vida.
Happy birthday anon. Remember to smile. Remember not everybody is an asshole in the world.
You would attempt to defend yourself, but that guy has every upper hand on you that you could imagine. You can't defend yourself when you haven't done anything with your life.
This summer, OP shits in your eyes, ears and mouth
omg you fags stop giving attention to this fucking whore, what the fuck are you doing with my /b/?
All Aryans are professional faggots. True nigger master race reporting in.
Every filmset prefers someone with experience instead some fucktard with a diploma and some 10min video. A regisseur would prefer hiring someone with 23 yeras old who was busting his years since he was 18 years old on the filmset than some 23 yeras old with 1-2 degrees.
I don't know how the situaiton looks like in Italy. In germany you just write some applications, maybe some hobbyst proejcts in your portfolio and hope for an internship. That how you get your feet in the door. There's no need for a College degree. I've made several internships without a diploma (still, completed the equivalnt of high school and studying at the moment).
Industry worth: Something which is asked and needed in the industry. You just get money for skills. I don't see how a cinema degree will help you on that. People pay for what you can and not just what paper you have. If you consider going to College, than for something which us valueable in the industry like most STEM degrees.
I know some people which went the internship route in germany and were highly successful. They even worked for some TV programs etc.
When you have to go on /b/ for attention, your life must be really sad lmao pic related. this is the asshole of the surface web.
>haven't had a gf in 3 years
>decided to be an artist 1 year ago and went to school
>mfw I will be a nobody with massive debt
LOL.. who trained you? how can you browse 4 chan, take pictures and type??? WTF??? Never met a nigger who could do that. Bow to the true master race SLAV motherfucker
idk why you cucks are trying to court this skank. she's probably had like 610 miles of nigger cock like all other young white women.
>True nigger master race
What is an oxymoron?
holy shit, anon, thank you very much for answering me. This was the most clarifying answer and enlightening answerd I've got so far about the area.
You said you've done internship in germany. If the classes are in english, it would be perfect for me. What kind of initial projects do you do on your portfolio? How do you edit it? Adobe premiere or something like that?
Is there a way we can talk outside of here? do you have skype or whatever?
Thank you very much, m8!
so many people feeling the Bern in this thread.. what has this come to? Used to see these threads get shitposted right off the hop if no tits.
That's it. I'm calling you out, lady. You're flat chested, aren't you? That's why you won't post 'em. You don't have any chest to show even if you wanted to. I get it...
Now you fucking insulted me.. It's cool to joke and shit.. but calling a fellow white a nigger now that's messed up... I would much rather be called a pedo motherfucker than a nigger
bitch go make yourself a crown first
I swear everyone on this thread saying that shes underage is retarded. If she was she wpuld be banned by the mods on sight because her pictures are all over the thread, and she even said its her 26th birthday. I swear /b/ gets gayer every day
no, slavs are pale niggers, it's a fact. Why do you think the Nordic countries created Finland?
>i'd wife her
That's fucking sad. You've never talked to this bitch in your life but you'd marry her? Autism level is maxed m8
I'll go halfs on the rape charge on op, anon.
no.. this thread is now owned by mother russia