>Dan "On her feet I must skeet" Schneider
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>Dan "On her feet I must skeet" Schneider
>>684189518
sauce?
>>684190713
Zoey 101
>>684189518
>Dan "She's a fighter" Schneider
>Dan "Deep inside her" Schneider
>Dan "the Candy Man" Schneider
That's all I got. Bumparoo.
what kind of scripts would dan have written if he was allowed to air anything?
> Dan "beat my meat with your feet" Schneider
Here you go boys.
The All Mighty Stash.
to be fair, who WOULDN'T wanna cum on Victoria Justice's toes
>>684192707
she looks like a rat
Dan "The man with the plan, get in the van, hold her tighter she's a fighter, open wider, hymen divider, and don't cum inside her" Schneider
>>684189518
Love it. Dan has no fear. He'll let everybody know who's responsible for this foot fetish induced scene. I can feel a certain sense of pride from Dan to put his name immediately after showing the feet
Can someone explain this dan schneider shit? Did he rape a cast member?
>>684193178
There isn't a starlet Dan the man hasn't defiled. All of them, Dan hit it first
>>684193178
He has a foot fetish so all the shows he works on have barefoot teenage girls in them.Victoria Justice showing her feet in Zoey 101 and getting ketchup poured on her soles in Victorious, Ariana Grande putting her toes in her mouth on the same show, whatsername and the blonde girl showing their feet to the camera all the time in the other one I can't remember the name of.
>>684192707
i want victoria justice as a footslave
>>684193687
I think you have that mixed up. You want her to be a slave to your feet?
>>684194120
no, i want her to be my slave
Dan "Vagina Miner" Schneider
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>>684194120
her feet*
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>>684194494
It's a shame she turned out to be a coalburner
>>684194722
can ya blame him
Dan "Hold 'er tighter she's a fighter watch your fingers she's a biter pour gas on the body and ignite her" Schneider
>>684191937
>Victoria Justice loses every pair of shoes she owns in a bet
>has to walk around barefoot for the entire episode
>tons of foot-related puns and scenes of her resting her feet on everything
>the conflict doesn't have a conclusion
>she and every other girl in the show has to walk around barefoot for the rest of the series
Do you think he fucked any of these girls?
>>684195189
There's no way at the very least some "inappropriate touching", hasn't happened.
>>684195112
maybe she'd be forced to do even more feet things after she loses another bet
>>684195619
Alright Dan I'm not going to write any episodes for you.
Dan "The Man from Cunnycha'n', Rough Rider" Schneider.
Fucking apostrophes are so the stupid system won't think this post is spam
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>>684192825
you look like ur mom
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>>684192972
The amazing thing is not just the balls he has but the willingness of nickelodeon to let him continue to do it.
>>684196905
Kid's shows and movies throughout time have had crazy sexual correlations and double entendres. I don't think that's ever going to change.
Just think about Pinocchio... Why does Gepetto REALLY want a real boy?
>>684197165
*connotations, haha
I mean seriously look at this shit. How? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kpdlaaWr5Q
>>684197342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFuFxMKo1qY
Another one with his name right fucking there. Jesus Christ.
>>684197165
There's no double entendre to teen girl sucking on her own toes or preteen girl doing a crap walk while wiggling her toes
>>684189518
i have dreams where me and dan schneider lick and finger little girls, shit is so hot and i usually cum in my sleep
>>684197342
That is so fucking creepy
The Drake and Josh theme song is basically Dan's confession, you just have to read between the line...
I never thought that it'd be so simply(to make a living out of sexually abusing underaged girls)
But I found a way, I found a way
I always thought that it'd be too crazy(getting young girls to have sex with me in exchange for TV roles)
But I found a way, I found a way
If you open up your mind(to having sex with me Miranda Cosgrove, Victoria Justice, etc.)
See what's inside(self explanatory)
It's gonna take some time to realize(that I've been fucking these girls and getting away with it)
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find(with a little prying you'll figure out the disgusting things I've done)
Over your shoulder you know that I'll always be picking you up when you're down(I'll always be there, ready to fuck you. In exchange for TV roles)
So just turn around(to doggy style so I can ass fuck you)
listen to the second verse, with lines about breaking what's unbreakable I'm sure you can put the pieces together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOCqCGBCH30
>>684198463
i know, i wish i could bang hot underage girls
>>684194922
Sauce?
anyone else think it would be hot if there was an episode of icarly where miranda and jenette were blackmailed by some horny kid to do feet things on their webshow?
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>>684197535
isn't there a twitter post of his telling people to write something on their feet to tweet to him and it's all young girls responding?
>>684198463
shit. it's been right there all along
Dan "her age better not get any higher" schneider
How did he get away with this? He's like the ultimate troll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbo1PFYOI9o
>>684198463
>no one cares, what you give. You know you gotta live like you wanna live.
oh god
>>684199040
I'd have to look it up but it honestly wouldn't surprise me, man.
The Big Dick @ Nick
>>684199307
Wait till the tell all books and lawsuits 10 years from now
>>684198463
actually kek'd
>>684198463
How could we have missed it? It's like the Da Vinci Code for pedos. All hiding in plain site...
>>684199040
>>684198463
>>684199599
>the Da Vinci Code for pedos
topkek
>>684199307
just look at the youtube comments.....jesus these people need hunting down and taken out of the gene pool
>>684199724
there it is lol
>>684199307
I can just here him:
>CUT! KEEP SMILING!
>CUT! DO IT AGAIN, BUT REALLY FLEX THE TOES THIS TIME!
> CUT! DIDN'T YOU FUCKING PRACTICE THIS LIKE I TOLD YOU!? I SPENT ALL SATURDAY WATCHING YOU DO THIS SO YOU COULD GET IT PERFECT!
*she starts to cry*
>CAN SOMEONE GET THIS GIRL A TISSUE!?
>CUT! THERE YA GO! DO THAT AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME, MAKE SURE TO CLAP WITH YOUR FEET AFTERWARDS!
>CUT! THAT'S A WRAP! GREAT JOB HERE TODAY, FOLKS! IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE IN THE OFFICE JACKIN... JACKING AROUND ON MY TREADMILL HA HA!
>>684199724
well damn
>>684195073
At least post the webm fag
>>684198463
This would make more sense if the song wasn't written by Drake Bell
>>684189518
i don't understand footfags
Don't forget about this one guys...
>>684200709
nah, Dan wrote the song. Just gave credit to Drake to help hide his tracks, he doesn't want to show all of his cards but he still needs to tell the world what he's done.
I envy Dan "Jizz is my biz" Schneider so much. I don't even have a foot fetish and I want victory justice to give me a foot job
>>684199724
It's fucking real, here ya go:
https://twitter.com/samandcat/status/378643898886656000
>>684200837
Can you imagine the horrors that tongue has seen? It's explored every inch of Dan's sweaty, fat asshole
>>684201481
I'm sure she justifies it in her head.
>>684199890
Well time to an hero, thanks anon. lel But got damn that Janet chick has some curves in that pic
>>684201620
she can only hold it in for so long until she breaks like Amanda Bynes
>>684201784
Alot more went on with bynes then dan i think
I swear to god, once or twice with goofy feet things is a coincidence because the majority of folks aren't foot fags and it can be seen as funny/random I guess. But episode after episode of the shit above and shit like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V11uSt3w3Yk
Can't wait to kek when the lawsuits happen.
>>684201208
Same here anon
Dan "get in the van" Schneider
>>684199724
What.
>>684201666
checked and yeah she has an insane body
>>684202088
I wonder how many times Dan personally rehearsed this scene with Jennette
>>684199724
Holy shit, I thought it was just a meme
>>684202088
that faggot kid doesn't know how to massage feet at all
>>684195189
He fucked all of them. Do you not know how the industry works?
>>684202819
His cock was probably so hard the whole time they shot that
>>684202980
Exactly. Ask jlaw if she loved getting ass fucked by harvey weinstein. Got an oscar for it.
>>684199307
Hnnnnngggg
>>684200261
Fucking kek'd
late for the party
what happened?
>>684203510
We are just making fun of Dan Schneider's pedo foot fetish. He's the director of such pedo hits as The Amanda Show, iCarly, and Victorious, just to name a few.
>Mfw I mentioned Dan's foot fetish in an essay for my Radio/Television class
>>684203510
2 years late, apparently.
The fact that I hate niggers makes this even worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IpQ6WIdC44
>>684203291
and emma watson (no wonder shes a feminazi now and jlaw a druggie alcoholic) and many others... harvey had so many girls they even got labeled "harveys girls"
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>>684204079
Dude there's got to be a way we can compile all these videos together and ruin this faggots life in the courts, right?
>>684204204
they could call him out for it publicly. But they won't. Because in the end they are the whores that they are and they'll never bite the hand that feeds them.
>>684199724
bumper sticker anon here
>>684204630
i bet harvey has an interesting personal film collection
>>684204925
what would the world be like if dan ruled the world?
>>684205293
Where can I find more of those stickers?
>>684205082
yeah of him throatfucking emma watson and saying suck my wand hermione over n over again
>>684204283
He's protected by the illuminati or whatever they're calling themselves these days. He won't get in trouble unless he does something to piss them off (like Bill Cosby did). There are lots of people like him, he's nothing special.
>>684205363
barefoot teens everywhere
>>684205453
like an episode of facial abuse
>>684205435
I made them all myself
maybe I'll put them all in an imgur set so you guys can have them
>>684205773
That would be awesome! They're hilarious
>>684205581
Shoes would be illegal for girls in their teens. With the exception of high heels of course.
>>684206049
Glad I could make ya giggle
>>684199599
Crying rn topkek m8
>>684199599
screencap this shit, i sense we have just witnessed one for the history books
>>684205538
>>684205581
>>684206138
and if her male classmates want to sniff/lick her feet, she has to let them
>>684200291
more victoria justice feet
>>684206852
agreed. we should post lots of closeups of celebrity feet to show dan how gross they are. make sure to mix tops and soles as well.
Dude must be untouchable the way he flaunts his fetish
>>684192825
fuck off dan
she looks hotter now that shes older
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>>684206599
Thanks m80.
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>>684207821
Ahahahahahahahahaha
>>684206138
you want girls to have disgusting claws? they have to be allowed shoes outside
>>684208014
this
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>>684206631
Lot's of pedos on this thread. Hope this happens to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE
>>684189518
Danny boy is getting bold. Makes sure his name is right after the obvious foot fetish shot
>>684208413
>>684208493
2/10 b8
>>684208891
HOLY FUCK
A NEW STANDARD
>>684208893
>>684206138
>>684205581
what age would this apply for?
>>684199724
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>>684209137
Someone better be archiving all this shit. Why don't we fuck with this guy hardcore?
Seize his twitter and plater this shit over it.
Wreck Nicks income and set off a scandal. this shit is shitposting potential for a troll of epic proportions
>>684209525
I have sooooo many
>>684209525
feet are fucking disgusting
>>684209525
>>684210292
dan belongs in prison
yuck
To get into the mind of this man and watch all those great memories, would be a dream come true.
>>684198463
This isn't a fucking novel in English class, faggot
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>>684210612
I'd suck those toes for days.
>>684210292
someones never had a good footjob. It's perfect foreplay. Not too sensitive (depends on the footjob, not too weak
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>>684210824
would you tie her up if she resists?
>>684210824
you belong in jail with dan
>>684211016
fapping intensifies
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>>684210889
someone doesn't realize i love celeb feet
>>684211016
Whoever designed those wacky ass shoes belongs in fucking jail.
>>684211183
kek
>>684211016
my favorite toe is always the 4th toe. The way it curves inwards... Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.
