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ITT We post our crushes and others rate
>>684220420
6/10 because I can't see her body.
I've had a crush on this guy for some time but I know he'll never like me back :*^(
>>684220581
That's a good guy to have a crush on, he doesn't pull out.
>>684220564
>>684220581
9/11 he's hot enough to melt steel beams
r8
>>684220734
7/10, looks like a girl I used to have a crush on.
>>684220734
Same rating
>>684221095
fucked her once and now i'm in love.. thigh as fuck
>>684221099
Something about her eyes gets me.
on left
>>684221447
7/10 would dick her
Sage. Sage. SAGE!
Fucking newfags quit coming on the Chan with that shit!
>>684221447
I can see why, don't be a pathetic loser like I am and make a move.
>>684221653
>the Chan
Kill yourself faggot.
I love his antisemitic ways <3
>>684221681
I did, but I got friendzoned.
>>684222047
Sorry to hear that fam, story of my life.
>>684222182
what da fark is this shit?? this came out of the deep web 4 sure
>>684221822
Fuck you kyke, I've been on The Chan since 2008!
>>684222182
Oh god. Did he died?
>>684222794
>can't even spell kike correctly
Seriously kill yourself.
>>684220717
Any r8s for her
>>684223006
You first fuck boy ;)
P.S. Nice double dubs
P.S.S. Check 'em!
>>684223069
y wud u crush on a landwhale tho
Wife material, I love strong women
>>684223069
Mangia!!!
She has perfect DSLs.
>>684220420
Holy shit, I think I know this girl.
>>684223457
Is that the horse that won the Kentucky race?
>>684223490
>>684223258
too fat
another pic
>>684223273
I want to force feed her a steady diet of quaaludes and banana peels for like a week while I take turns dressing her up in pretty little satin dresses with nice bows and flowers in their hair. I want to savagely fuck them until I cum-bust in a pit of ecstasy, empty the contents of my love sack deep in her ovaries. After impregnating her, I'd drop her off behind an electronics store outside Queens and never call her again. Possibly move to Palm Springs and get a job as an auto mechanic under the alias of James Pendergrasdt...
>>684223666
AHOY SATAN!
>>684223244
Checked'm8
Rate
>>684223244
checked!
>>684224695
9/11
She's actually my teacher but who cares. She's hot.
R8
More pics if wanted.
>>684224969
Underage b&
>>684221179
kek
>>684225042
You're kidding right? She graduated from college in 2014.
>>684222182
looks like a pepper grinder kek
>>684225234
Kek. He is calling you underage
>>684220660
amazing smile. lift her dress up and fuck her from behind. face fuck that innocent face and give her a nice facial.
>>684225429
I'm a Highschool Senior who's 18. Who cares?
anyone going to roleplay or whatever, take it to the selenabois IRC, dont' shit up the thread pls and thanksu
>>684225432
Rate my cock on her. Could I own her?
>>684225148
would love to spread those cheeks and see that butthole
8/10 cos of them hips
>>684225973
It's a pretty rad butt.
Rate her
>>684225853
>2016
>still having printer
>>684225873
8/10, a fine specimen
Rates?
Thoughts?
>>684226095
first pic was better, but still, moar pls
>>684226180
>>684226245
I'd liek to paint her tummy up like a giant wedding cake, then proceed to beat the ever loving shit out of her, throw her down the stairs, then cum all over her frosting and blood smeared body and calmly walk into the nearest 7/11 to dispose of my now ripped and cum-soaked briefs in the Slurpie machine.
#Trump2016
>>684226322
ok
>>684226116
she looks like a million other stuck up bitches/10
Who is this chick?
>>684226495
I want to impregnate her with my child, after promising to marry her and set up a college fund for the kid. I will invite her to move in with me and slowly start feeding her increased levels of mercury causing her to sustain short-term memory issues and brain damage. I will get her intoxicated one night and drop her off at the mental ward, under the made-up name Guiardita Gustaverez, a Guatemalan immigrant with no family or friends in the U.S. and a violent case of dis-associative identity disorder. I'd then wait till Trump becomes president and deports her back to the country she never came from, with our bastard child, half-retarded from mercury poisoning...
>>684220665
Underrated post
>>684226866
I'm not sure friend, but I want to cover her face in butter. Like a shit-ton of room-temperature butter. Cover her whole fucking face, even get some in her hair. Then I want her to stand in the corner while I frisbee brunt pieces of toast at her buttery fucking head. Also, I'll be jerking off with the butter. Alot. Probably finish in her hair and slip her an extra $20 just for being so fucking cool about it.
>>684220665
topkek
>>684226906
that's some twisted shit i like it
>>684226095
I want to save up a kiddie pool worth of my ejaculate. Keep it refrigerated to preserve the quality of the spunk as needed.
Once full, then I want to invite her over for drinks and maybe get her a little sauced up. Wait till she comes in to kiss me, then grab her and drown her in the pool of my semen. Just kind of hold her head until she stops moving and the last of the bubbles come up from the depths of my sea of cum.
I want to masturbate to the dead, glazed over look in her eyes under all that cum...
Rate her
>>684227663
I also wouldn't mind shaving off all of her hair while she sleeps and using it as a masturbatory aide as I eat popsicles and watch pro golf.
Fuck I need a cream soda...
>>684220717
5/10 terribly regular looking. does she smoke weed or play vidya or something
The tsundere queen. Rates?
>>684221577
12/18 MODS
>>684223147
shopped beyond recognition
>>684223457
is he pissing?
>>684228103
I'd rate her worthy of getting addicted to heroin, meth or some other terrible shit. Get her really good and hooked. Get her to empty out all of her family's bank accounts, sell their electronics, steal a car or two and rob a convenience store or two in exchange for dope. Get her to meet me at the nearest cliffside to exchange the loot for smack. Get her high and fuck her brains out, filling her pussy with my johnny cotton seed and then giving her one last kiss and tossing her over the fucking cliff to her death. Also I'd keep the money and donate it to the Bernie Sanders campaign.
>>684228224
19 actually
>>684227938
I want to break into her room and watch her sleep every night for about a month, or so. Sneak in every night, each time getting closer and closer, until I'm close enough to smell her hair. Maybe I even keep a piece as a souvenir.
One night, I'd slip her a little ether and make sue she was good and asleep, then I would stroke my cock as I pet her hair and boil up closer and closer to an erruption of milky white. Right before I cum, I take out a razor and shave her eyebrows off, totally off. I save the hair in one hand and with the other, I release a stream of straight, hot man butter right on her forehead. I carefully would then take the hair and spring it over my roper of cum and reattach her eyebrows as a gooey, cummy, hairy mess.
>>684228708
I just want to see how many D cell batteries I can stick inside her pussy before she gives out and pussy shits those wet alkaline missiles of energy all over my chest.
Rate
The one on the right
>>684229162
I want to wait until her tuition bill arrives then tell her I will pay the whole thing if she lets me make a plaster of paris cast of her butt for an art class. She reluctantly agrees, but only to help me out for my art project. I get her to make the cast then immediately use it to mass-produce fuck dolls of her likeness for sale on the internet - mostly to pervy Japanese truck drivers. I make a killing on the project and when she finds out her is devastated and is cast into a deep and unrelenting depression and alcohol problem. This is exasperated once she finds out the "check" I used to pay her tuition was fake.
>>684228629
I want to pour a scalding hot bowl of fondue cheese right inside her cunt, then fuck her into a cheesy, wet orgasm I like to call the Taco Bell Supreme. I will then have her shit my cummy cheese sauce into a bowl, to be served to the neighbours at the next football game...
hannah banana
>>684229631
I want to invite her to some obscure quasi-industrialist-alternative-folk-punk concert at some venue in Jersey Beach that smells like Parliament cigarettes and cheap beers. I'll tell her to meet me at 7 sharp, only I will never meet up with her. Instead I'll casually infect her with HIV via an infected used syringe I found on the floor of the men's bathroom. You're welcome bitch. And you hair smells terrific.
>>684229819
I want to shove as man bananas into her little pussy as I can fit, then have her peel them with her cunt. When she is done, I'd liek her to let me fuck her with the banana peel as a condom. Of course it will feel amazing when I drain my main vein into that sweet tender tart of a puss, but facts being facts,the banana will be a poor form of birth control and she will likely get impregnated by my banana sperm. At least she will smell good for the first few weeks of the pregnancy!
my lifes dream
>>684229931
I want her to take her bra and top off and suck my rock hard cock in the stall behind her. Right as I am about to cum, I will pull out and empty the entire capacity of my balls all over her chest and neck. She will be soaked by what I can only imagine would be a horrifying amount of cum. I would then tell her to leave the cum there and just put her bra and shirt back on and get back to class. I'd get hard at the thought of her walking around all day covered in my spunk...letting it soak into her clothes. I get so hard I'd have to jerk off to her again and just think about dumping round two in those little green shorts.
>>684220420
I would make her gag on my cock
>>684230230
This autistic looking fuck doll is so in need of a good fuck, I'd just rip her panties off in the middle of a semi-crowded bus station and thrust my unwelcome cock right into her little twat and smashing her g spot into her fucking stomach. As the tightness milks my cock into a limp, fleshy mess, I would empty into her like a dump truck overflowing with vanilla pudding.
>>684230367
>>684230537
I wouldn't just choke her on my cock, no, no, no...that's too simple. I want her to dress up in some white cotton panties and smooth silk stockings and come over to milk the granddaddy of the custard plows. I want to choke her with one of the curtain ties, watching her turn blue as her pussy tightens with massive furry of the near-death rush. Right before she passes out, we would come together and I would release enough semen to drown the entire Spanish fleet.
Used to fuck her best friend, just so I could get to her. Then she hated me after I dumped my ex. She's been hitting me up lately tho.
>>684230758
I wouldn't mind if she dressed up as a 16th century Italian harlequin and proceeded to shower me in cherry-flavoured lube and flick light cigarettes at me as she licks whipped cream off my freshly shaved ballsack. Fuck that gets me tingly...
My sister
¿What do you think?
>>684231146
I'd create an elaborate and complex online identity under the fake name Christian E. Cisneros, from Redondo Beach, CA. Start a series of long, drawn-out conversations online and slowly convince her to fall in love with her. Send her gifts, make her laugh, share a "special" moment, and inside joke. Never ACTUALLY meet her though. Then one day, tell her you want to meet and come up with a really symbolic, or romantic location. Tell her you are enlisting to go fight ISIS and he can't leave without meeting the love of his life. Wait till she arrives at the location. Film it. Call her and claim to be Cisneros' sister and tell her that you died in a car accident on his way to meet her. Also tell her the last thing he texted her was how excited he was to meet her. Then film her as her world collapses around her. Capture her tears. Masturbate furiously to that for the next 3 years...
bottom right
>>684222017
14/88 would gas kikes
>>684231463
I'd like to shove my entire fist inside her pussy until my watchband gets stuck on her cervix and the pinching factor both excites her and gives her a fascinating look into pain. I know she knows and it makes me hot. I finish in my hand, spraying that warm cum all down her little less and in her hair. The old guy in the back decides he can't hold it in and I invite him to come in and cum on her two. After we regail in our glory of her- absolutely drenched in cum and on the verge of catching cold, I fuck her again and blow the largest load inside of her anyone has ever seen. Your local paper will write about me for weeks to come, until I walk out on her one day, by telling her I am going to the store to get pet food and never returning again...
>>684223273
>>684231930
I'd like to meet her on spring break and ask for her number. When she declines, telling me she is "kind of seeing this guy she likes" I politely smile and walk away. I turn the corner and watch her like a hawk for the next several days. I wait outside her hotel and see when she arrives and when she leaves. I follow her into the bars and clubs. I wait until she is drunk and walking back into the hotel when I meet her in the elevator. She is too drunk to stand and on the verge of getting sick. I get aroused by the outline of her body under the swimsuit and I get hard, real hard. I start to masturbate and explode with ecstasy into my hand. Then I finger her with my cum-soaked fingers, impregnating her. Since she doesn't recall the encounter, much less even having sex, she guilts the "guy she is kind of seeing" into helping her raise the baby until he snaps and is arrested for domestic violence two years later.
>>684231463
More of my sis
>>684231644
I'd like to offer to pay her $1,500 for a "photo shoot" and give her instructions to meet me in an abandoned lot on the outskirts of the county line. When she shows up, we persuade her to engage in multi-racial raw-dog group fuck, complete with repeat rounds of internal creampies. After we all take turns filling her up, we leave her there with a pussy overflowing with our wet dreams. I cherish the ashamed look in her eyes, combined with the tear-smeared makeup as I light the $1,500 check I promised heron fire in front of her face and kick her in the stomach. We all laugh as we drive away, leaving her behind, as we go have brunch at Dennys.
>>684232665
You're such a loser
>>684233075
I want to mail her baby food jars full of my spunk,combined with elaborate and semi-menacing riddles attached to them. Maybe come in and kidnap one of your house pets and try and ransom it for nudes. Nudes which, once delivered, I will cover in my semen and return via pre-paid envelope, delivered anonymously to her father's workplace.
>>684233444
I have already done it twice. Worked once. It was actually pretty fucking awesome. I loved watching the kid grow up via myspace and facebook while his depressed whore of a mother struggles to keep a basic relationship alive and secretly wants to die inside.
Also, nice trips.
>>684233075
More
>>684233688
I want to kidnap her on her way home from prom and keep her locked inside of a sound-proof storage box in my basement. I will feed her a steady diet of frozen peas and carrots and cheap store-brand KoolAid. I will force her to urinate all over herself and her pretty dress for a whole week. After that week I will begin systematically fucking her every day. While hesitant at first, she eventually learns to love her new fuck toy. I cum inside her twice, three times a day with no concern. Upon learning she is pregnant, I force her to eat a box of morning after pills and ditch her outside of a 24 Hour Fitness in rural West Texas. I continue with my life and eventually become a 3rd grade gym teacher by the name of Mr. Squabbles.
rate her with salt
>>684230860
0/10 tried too hard
>>684231477
she look like a bitch...like she throws fits out of nowhere...
>>684233816
I want her to remove that little lip ring thing and let me cum inside the piercing hole again and again. I want to cram my semen deep in that little fucking hole. Then I want to cum all over the stud itself and forcer her to put it back in and leave it there. I'd then come back in a week, after it is all pus-ridden and infected, at which point I would make her suck my cock. The heat from the infection near her mouth makes my balls enter into a new parallel of heaven. I cum with the force of a thousand suns and the resulting rush of salty goodness drips from her lips and gets in her hair. Her lip is still infected, so I clock her in the mouth just to be sure she doesn't identify me when she inevitably has to go to the hospital and doesn't have insurance
Ex
>>684234114
I'd pour that whole thing of salt into her gaping pussy until it looked like a dried-up fucking slug in there. I would then proceed to dry fuck her little cunt until the raw burning sensation in my dick becomes too unbearable and I release enough of my gooey love batter inside her, creating enough salinity to make the Dead Sea jealous...
>>684220420
Stannis baratheon
Blk bitch
>>684233688
>>684233816
>>684234832
I want to force her to watch me torture small animals while i pleasure myself into one of her used bras. When I'm done, I want her to wear the cum-filled cups around all day until it crusts up and drys into her skin and the fabric of her bra.
I'm secretly in love this girl.
WHITE WALKER CRUSH
The one on the right with the green bikini.
>>684220665
>>684235506
>>684236613
Shelly Beach Manly
>>684236613
Everything I want in a woman, from the leather whip in the other pictures to the Nazi ss hat she sports so well....
>>684223258
shes horrendous and not funny
Maxwell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsFUxMxzw6w
Rate my gf
>>684234813
satanic bathroom?
>>684220581
this, every time this
>4.9 trillion times to be exact
If she gets elected. I'm gonna pull a new age lewinsky.
>>684225148
>>684238210
>if
>IF
you act like a racist, sexist, orange hair bully can beat her. remember HRC has been in the spotlight, like a lighthouse spotlight, for 20 years. every dirty little secret of hers is old news(benghazi? how did that turn out?). nothing trump could dig up would even get fox to put up their "breaking news" bullshit.
now trump, yeah he has always gotten a shit ton of attention but not as a microscopic as a presidential candidate recieves. there is going to be so much shit on trump he will either be forced into quitting or get badgered so hard by the media he will quit. just his taxes alone could ruin him.
no path forward doenst end with HRC being the next president. fucking fact.
>>684239616
Look at that dirty Honda back there. No hub caps, what a slut.
girl on right
1-10?
>>684235909
