Should I see a doctor?
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Should I see a doctor?
>>684220117
i think you'll be ok.
:^(
Dude, your dick bone is fucking broken
>>684220117
Looks like it needs eternal stint. Put a Popsicle stuck in your dick whole and it fix. Trust I am doctor from Nigeria.
>>684220117
no matter where you aim you always shoot yourself lol
>>684220117
>>684220435
Holy shit. Yes, you should see a doctor, you dipshit
Nah dude. You'll hit her g spot like cray with that Hyde cock.
Does it hurt?
If yes: See a doctor
If no: Don't see a doctor
>>684220117
>>684220435
naaaah
Refer to the attached chart to decide if you need to see a doctor.
Looks fine
>>684220435
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO OP? STORY?
>>684220759
It only curves when hard, but is only like 1.5" soft so I do pee on my balls a lot and between the toilet seat and bowl, you know that little crack, when I sit down to pee.
I wish I was making all of this up.
>>684220117
>>684221033
Op you would make a great submarine, you should join the navy
>>684220117
Peyronie's Disease.
Go to a doctor and get a referral to a urologist.
>>684221033
how do u even sex with that
>>684221033
>but is only like 1.5" soft so I do pee on my balls a lot
Hahahahaha you'll never have children
Nah dawg you need a wizard for that shit.
>>684221083
I died
Cheers mate 9/10
>>684220117
I've got Peyronie's. No curve, but lumps and dents. Turned my 8"er into just over 7" in the last 6 years. Bitches don't seem to mind it still tho.
>>684220584
screwdriver work just fine.
The harder I get the worse the curve is.
>>684221002
Nothing that I remember, I've looked it up and narrowed it down to Peyroines Disease, a lot of sources note that most people don't remember the injury that caused it.
Are you trying to get your boating licence?
>>684221033
>I do pee on my balls a lot
Fucking kek
>>684220117
Chicks like that bro
>>684220117
>bent duck
>>684221375
Yea I'm not looking forward to my 5.5" fully erect getting smaller.
>>684221393
So it wasn't always like that? Dude, GO THE FUCKING DOCTOR, STOP SHOOTING YOURSELF
>>684220117
Does it hurt?
>>684220117
Lmfao!
>>684221161
He's on /b/.
It hasn't come up.
It looks like a submarine telescope
>>684221439
No, they fucking don't. That shit hurts.
>>684221161
>Thinking someone on /b has sex.
>>684221547
>tfw my dick doesn't stare at me like this when i masturbate
>>684221033
>I do pee on my balls a lot
you made my day.
File name 2015
soft pic for the curious minded
nah, just cut the plaque out now and post pics.
>>684222030
>>684221033
man I bet you can hit the g spot like a boss with that thing.
>>684222030
bro, i am also rocking an acorn soft, hard is just fine and not embarrassed at all about it.
>>684220931
Wtf a drill dick ?
Bill Clinton has that syndrome it's called peyronies syndrome (or something like that I don't know how to spell it)
>>684221427
Underrated post
>>684222497
This though, this.
Toasting in epic bread
>>684220117
Because you're fat and your dick is apparently part jersey cow yes.
What happened OP did you fall asleep in the sun with only the bottom half of your dick exposed.
nah, i don't think they can restore foreskin
>>684220117
Seriously OP how did your dick get like that. Yes if that is not Photoshopped go to a doc.
Pull it down m9
>>684220584
>whole
>>684220117
Do you go pee and it shoots all over your face? Bwahahahahahahaahhahahahha I can't stop laughing!!!!
>>684220117
I think I know how that could be fixed non surgically. I wouldn't recommend doing it without a doc though.
They will probably just have you put a brace around it when it gets hard so it straightens out over time.
What happened.
>>684223940
I'm not sure, I don't really ever remember it not being curved, but I also don't specifically remember it being curved when I was 13ish.
>>684221711
>>684221547
>20xx
>not having your dick stares at you
>>684224408
it's called peyronies disease here is the wiki page for it
>>684224614
forgot to post link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease
>>684220117
See lots of women toys shaped liked that. You're okay. You'll hit the best spots in he pussy.
>>684220117
I guess it goes away on its own sometimes but you should go to a doc in case it gets worse.
>>684221033
That's a common side effect of circumcision. Too much skin is taken off and there isn't enough skin to properly contain the engorged penis, so it bends to compensate.
Unfortunately there is no real fix for it currently, but the Foregen charity has some promising reaserch being developed that could fix it.
>>684221547
>>684221711
>>684224408
Sorry OP, but go to a doctor
>>684224736
it's not about pleasuring women. people get sores from bent dick all the time, and it increases the chance of an accident. don't want your slightly curved dick bent to an acute angle, wouldn't you?
I haven't bothered trying to have sex, mainly because no girls talk to me but also because I'm not sure i even could if I tried to. I do shoot myself in the face a lot, if I'm not aware and forget to aim it on my stomach it usually hits me in the face or high chest. df
>>684222030
You're a grower not a show..er
Unfortunately when you grow your dick decides to go fucking crazy and curl up. Sucks bro if nor for that curl your dock would be longer
>>684220117
Remember kids: NEVER mutilate your sons penis
>>684224342
I just said this don't do it. You have peyronie's disease. Sometimes it goes away on its own but in your case proley not. YOu have plaque on the inside of your penis which causes it to bend a certain way. There seems to be some debate about whether this is caused by an injury or genetics. There are other similar conditions that can be determined by testing but, the plaque can be removed surgically or with a pill.
You do have to contact a doctor I know it might seem shameful or scary in some way but your doc is used to seeing shit like this.
If you want your penis to live a long happy life see a doc. You just need pills to remove the plaque.
It probably slowly happened over time and kinda snuck up on you. Go to a doc it's not an uncommon condition but someday your going to be 20 or 30 and it will be important to a few people that you have a good dick
>>684225048
Mine is like his but it doesn't hurt. It makes my girlfriend squirt.
>>684224897
citation fuck head
I kindve like it. Would suck.
7/10
Would also swallow ;)
>>684225564
Post vid please
>>684220117
see someone dude
I think i should go see the doctor but i have a male doctor and don't wanna be gay or something..
>>684225515
The reason I'm saying it's not going to go away on its own is because it seems like it has been to long already. You have Obama care more than likely and if not they just give you a bigger bill and you pay on it for a few years.
You honestly should go to the hospital because it is more than likely an easy fix plus its good life experience to do things like go to the hospital. As you get older you'll start to realize that people never do and it causes problems. Go see doctor.
Call your local hospital and tell them you have a severely arching penis and you think it might be peyronies but aren't sure. The nurse might chuckle but I can assure you she has seen worse too.
>>684226050
Its b. We are all some level of gay you fag.
Post a video of you fapping.
Im not joking...
>>684226256
Where can I upload?
>>684226398
>Record
>Convert to webm
>Imgur
>Profit?
>>684226050
Just show him the picture. I had to have a doctor stick a qtip in my dick one time it isn't gay.
Gay is edgy fucking tweens posting pictures of there damaged dicks and mutilated cats on 4chan because they think it is funny. That's gay
>>684226398
Still waiting
If you upload your cock is gonna live in my fap folder
>>684226520
Alright it's in WEBM but can't find how to upload it to imgur?
>>684227353
http://webmshare.com/PqLoR
They might strap you to one of these op. yes, it's one of those penis extenders, but if you research on forums with people with curves and bends, that majority claim that it works. I did the research because I also have a slight curve (to the right) and i got one of them... But with my work and life, i couldn't fully commit to it and decided my curve wasn't something i could live with
>>684228076
Thanks OP.
That was hot.
>>684221547
For the love of God STOP showing us pictures!
>>684222030
Even Asians would laugh at that
>>684224408
We have seen enough !
>>684225272
String that shit up and shoot arrows at your doctor!
>>684220117
Looks like a snake dude
>>684225724
Faggot detected
>>684231743
I am a faggot.
I also smoke weed. Did it make me gay?
>>684221033
Funniest thing I've read all day
I'd love for op to do me. That looks like it would hit the prostate perfectly.
>>684225272
This
Can't tell if my dick is fucked (like OP's).
What do you think?
>>684224897
Take your meds and go to bed you retard
>>684233216
No. And hot.
