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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>the other rules
>Fubuki claimed
Tsuyu claimed <3
>>685955261
There are still some people working on the case, but we are dying out quick.
>claiming yume
Right when I was thinking win10 was decent it freaks out for an hour over a crack I'm 100% sure it's safe.
>Megumin Claimed
Not gonna let someone take her from me
Yorda from ICO
A A A A A A A A A A A A
((hey everyone))
>>685955515
Homu! <3
>>685955535
Ur getting lewd
>>685955183
agreed
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>rattle
>>685953538
gonna go for a walk later but other than that not much
>sachi
>>685955313
Installing it right now <3
>>685955515
>win10
>decent
Windows stopped that shit at Windows 7. Some would even argue Windows XP.
>rig runs 7, never had an issue
>phones uses Windows 8, can't even browse the internet easily
>>685955760
You beautiful anon <3
Yuno
>>685955787
Its this piece of shit again
>>685955893
Top-Tier claim
>>685955893
>>685955994
Samefag.
Akiko claimed
>>685955732
Haha.
I'm glad you understand
>Rattle rattle
>>685955816
Now i got telegram <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPwm9HthKw
>>685955492
Figured that much.
You could always arrange some videogame sessions though.
>>685955515
The reason why I never moved on from Win 7, did the mistake of buying a laptop with Win 8 and had to patch it to work/look like 7.
>>685955903
A new fan?
I don't do autographs.
>>685955419
Hey Asui how are you doing?
>>685955515
Hey its homura
>>685956105
Hey Akiko how is it going?
>>685956100
I don't think so desu~
>>685955787
Hey, why was Ruri such an autist calling you a normie?
>>685955535
How long will it take you to swap into a shipfu?
>>685955715
Hello froppy, how are you doing?
>>685955787
I was hoping they alternated between good and bad OS's. XP good, vista shit, 7 good, 8 shit, 10 good? I will admit I love 10 aesthetics even if it's freaks out over non-existent malware and few other problems.
>>685956218
Win8 was just... bad. All around, terrible navigation, terrible compatibility and it didn't even look pretty.
>>685956281
Hey it's the leg fiend.
Toph claimed
>>685956571
They're married.
>>685956218
Thanks for the chill music anon.
>>685956625
Hopefully not that long. We need more shipfu's!
>>685956625
not gonna happen <3
>>685956201
Gimme dat @name
>>685956281
Going good, I'm trying to blackmail some guys into giving me money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXXTgBc9MY
>Metal warning
More music shitposting. Wee.
>>685956865
@MeguminRvR
>>685956701
Someone shipped them or something?
claiming red magical girl
>>685956625
I'm doing okay.
I'm glad to see ya.
>Tsuyu
>>685956571
I dunno. Probably because I have friends, am not a virgin, smoke weed and drink alcohol a lot, go outside with aforementioned friends, and had a job for a long while.
Had relationships and watched them all fail, hard. This has made me give up on 3D.
Truth be told I can blend in with normalfags really, really well. But you would have to ask Ruri for their specific reasons.
>>685956974
They shipped themselves.
>>685956943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FcrZnk1Jok
>>685956625
Being called leg fiend/alien or whatnot is somewhat strange...
>>685956889
what?
>>685956981
Hey its kyouko
hello barry
>>685956943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43YG2bsEQtM
>>685956865
@SendMeMeguminLewds
>>685956625
The problem of Win8 was that it was designed to be used with touch screens, I don't know where they got the idea from that touch screens were global already.
>>685956749
No problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSqfbgvXqU0
>>685957090
there was another person posting her the other day so I am probably not who you think I am
I don't come around these that often
>>685957039
So you are gay?
>>685957286
Do I have a waifu, or do I have a husbando?
>>685957228
fuckin imposter
prove your worthiness by posting kyouko legs
>>685956958
>>685957205
Hmmmm.
Yep, still here. That is all.
>>685957090
Overwatch bruh
I'm too poor to buy it without starving myself so I tried blackmailing some guys whom I once saved into giving me 20 each
>>685957210
Thanks again. Really good music.
>Fubuki
>>685957429
I'm the one that only wants the lewds. Other one is the claimer
>>685956773
Lets see if you don't suffer the same fate of the last two Megu claimers.
>>685956749
You mean baitfus? Because it's a game about waifu baits.
>and the best ships aren't even claimed yet
>>685957001
I'm doing great, I wish I could give you some of my positive vibes!
>>685957090
It's also strange to have someone begging daily for legs... Just in case you're wondering our Kyouko is still sleeping.
>>685957373
Were you shipped with a waifu which is a boy or a girl in real life?
>>685957429
It's @MeguminRvR
The other guy is Fubuki <.< He wanted lewds too xD
>>685957403
here you go
I have been kyouko in various threads on /b/ for three years now, though
>>685957228
>>685957403
I don't think the Kyouko who comes here uses NS anyways.
>Test
claimed ~
How are you all ^)
>>685957589
Does shipping even matter?
People ship fucked off couples everyday, and people don't bat an eye.
>>685957560
>>685957592
Sneaky sneaky.
>>685957498
thats mean
good luck
>>685957568
I thought that
Why? legs are beautiful
post them!
>>685957678
shrug
I know of at least two other people who posted her but they stopped posting on /b/ a long time ago
she's a popular girl
>>685957210
Exactly, I'm really curious about how were their reunions that led into the decision of making a touch-screen OS.
>>685957643
Pretty good pic/10
>>685957589
These ships don't exist for the sake of sexual relationships, and on the internet nobody knows you're a dinosaur.
>>685957568
Thanks, I'm fine though.
>>685957098
hey freklz. What're you doing here?
>>685957678
She does but she doesn't tripfag.
>>685957864
thank you
I have many good kyouko pics
>>685957954
bored
>>685957592
How do you know that? :3
>>685956625
Don't worry she already was a shipfu and switched from shipfu to Megumin.
>>685957804
Right? :D
>>685957744
i was just asking
Kyouko claimed.
>>685958040
Hey its the real kyouko
>>685958040
fite me nerd
>>685958040
You need trips to steal.
>unless you're a bad boy like me and don't give a fuck
Mercy claimed
>>685958040
>inb4 shitstorm
>>685957998
Well I still wanna add you ;^;
>>685958025
K, well I don't care if they are male or female. I will love Ruri here.
Technically freklz has been the real Kyouko since the days of old animu, so uh.
>>685957993
Ah. Yeah this is where I decided my home should be after I left the threads that shall not be named. I still lurk on occasion just to check up on you guys, because I miss you and katia and like two others.
>>685958271
@Luth_Tobias :)
>>685957509
No biggie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZxqob5F7MI
>>685957864
It's one of those things like how they thought PDAs would make it big someday.
Tomoko claimed
>>685958360
>the real kyouko
not even, I stole the beginnings of this folder from someone else
>this is where I decided my home should be
well, whatever works for you I suppose
they are definitely two very different flavors of thread
>>685957824
>thats mean
Sure is but because of me they didn't go to jail so they owe me at least 20 for saving their asses and careers
Sometimes i consider claiming random people's waifus just for the luls.
Never actually do it though.
>sharethreads are nothing but a tripfagging circlejerk
The etiquette has ruined everything.
>>685958188
Good taste.
>>685958105
Heyo Yume.
>>685958225
Nah.
>>685958674
Welcome back, brat.
>>685958686
w-well now I don't want to fight
kiss me instead
>>685958782
>inb4 fake shinoa
>>685958782
>nice feet
>>685958782
Such great feet
>>685958920
I like where this is going
>>685958615
you should sent them to jail after buying overwatch anyway
>>685958686
>>685958920
DO IT!
>>685958754
I only post on occasion.
Have you been Tomocuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhuso4OTG4
>>685958674
Oh you're back Tats, nice.
>>685958920
Selfcest? Wew.
>>685959097
Wasn't some other Tomoko poster Tomocuck?
>>685959171
two kyoukos is better than one
>>685958782
Horrible feet
>>685958466
Thanks again. You have a pretty good taste in music.
>Fubuki
>>685958357
Does he love you back?
>>685958542
I just got tired of all the porn posters and yelling. I still talk to at least a few of you guys via other mediums though, mainly demos and katia.
>>685958674
hey Tats
>>685959096
>posting the old one
>Barry
>>685959096
Why isn't 23.jpg included in the last one?
>last official Eu version
>>685959273
heya cutie
>>685959290
nice seeing you here
>>685959273
that pic
>mami best girl
>>685959226
I've lost count.
I just call you whatever I feel like at this point.
Been well?
Oh wait, I posted the wrong one. I think I accidentally deleted the one I'm in lol
>>685959370
yeah there we go, that's the newest one
>>685959226
I think that's ex-NEET Tomoko.
>>685959273
Definitely better than only one.
>>685959390
h-hello anon
>>685959421
I used to hate her but now she is in solid third
brb, errand
>>685959339
Well, I would say im in the picture. But I'm Megumin#3... Or 4
>>685959026
Why? Nah man they're more or less my bros and I don't really want them locked up. They're quality leverage in times of need. Also I think drug offenses expire after 2 years but I'm not sure
>>685959326
Maybe. I don't think they have ever said it.
>>685959434
Been better too. Was supposed to go to a temp agency yesterday for some work but we had some issues with something else. So tomorrow I am trying again.
No one claimed Rikka? Alright, I'm claiming Rikka
>>685955535
Taking with dubs
>>685959704
Atleast your character is in the picture. :D
>Fubuki
>>685959323
I like pretty much any music genre, that's why the whole Anomaly name.
Although mostly because of stalker games.
I feel like Illenium would be something you'd enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfY7TfeGqV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5auyUSI6as4
>still here
Okay now brb for real, see you guys in like, idk half an hour. Gotta drive somewhere.
>>685959704
I used to technically always be in the picture because I used to post Miia, but the original Miia came back so I switched to Flash because, well, I'm Barry and that's what I'm most known for on /b/. And of course now I post Aizawa but that's only because animemes are more thread appropriate.
>>685959820
Don't know what you mean but there are no dubs.
Fucking kek this is was gold
Check the mormon videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu1SH9NRTDykzmS42hRnXgQ
>>685959767
>Fucking filename
I kek every time
>>685956132
:)
>rattles
>>685959820
you need trips to steal m8
>>685959704
has there really been 4 megumins?
>>685960076
Galko.
How are you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPNcDUW9fQM
>>685959516
definitely absolutely
>>685959724
>temp agency
I'm employed by the state so I only had to use these once and that was when I was in Uni.
I'm just posting since you're here and I kinda like talking to you.
I'm gonna go resume my Okami playthrough now.
>>685960189
I know of 2, where one is discount megumin now. ^^
>>685960189
I know of 3 counting that newbie. And i'm not that old.
>>685960256
>Okami
excellent
>>685959370
>>685959448
I was added by EU as well
>Tsuyu
>>685960189
Not sure... if i'm #3 or #4
very late claim
>>685960489
Why is your Chibi so yellow? Fuck man this bothers me. send it to me so I can recolor that shit
>>685960256
Bye-bee
>>685960764
because its a frog
>>685960215
I'm bored.
>still a little worried
>>685960764
I dunno, that's what they found.
>Tsuyu
>>685960951
>I'm bored.
You and me both.
>still a little worried
Eeeh, hopefully it's nothing.
>>685960702
Looks like we are getting back on track
>>685959579
how are you this fine day?
>>685961692
bored as hell, but that's not much different from anyone else here
listening to interesting music and trying to churn out a cover letter or two
>>685955288
her name is heather
i love heather
heather is so hot
afraid of others she is not
for her her birthday; cheetos i bought
i do not care if she weighs a lot
cuz the most beautiful girl is who i got
a sole cheeseburger is what i sought
but alas i met her in the parking lot
said she was fired from cpr lessons she taught
for eating from the mouth of her training bot
only to find out that they had rot
and forgetting to take her insulin shot
i was going to ignore her, aleast she thought
then her blood hit a clot,
and she started screaming like a tea pot
rushing inside mcdonalds like a dreadnaught
she began her burger onslaught
everyone inside was stricken with fraught
but where she was is what she forgot
suddenly she was overcome with distraught
everythings alright now, but when im on top,
i feel like an astronaught
>>685961252
That sucks. It's probably nothing, like I said earlier I worry way too much.
>>685961973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXuLjUzuXmw
>>685961971
any plans for the day? we could do something to change that if not
side note: kinda wanna kiss you
>>685962148
Favourite Pendulum album?
>Hold Your Colour but posting song from In Silico just because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcciE7rKFwA
>>685960540
ok, well welcome
>>685960337
when did you start being in /waifu/ shizuru?
pendulum is one of the very few bands that really grinds my gears
>>685962334
staring listlessly at a computer screen interspersed with occasional video games or half-hearted letter typing
at least take me out to dinner first
Hey /waifu/
>>685962638
Hello Yui, how are you doing?
>>685962770
Good, just got off Diablo 3. Picked up today for a tenner.
>>685962638
It's (Yui)
>>685962408
Probably Immersion, because a lot of melodic stuff.
And this particular song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-aLHKMOrx8
>>685962911
Damn right it is.
How are you Akiko?
>>685962465
not terribly long ago. Maybe a month?
>>685962590
hmm well if you'd like i was thinking we could do the vidya. wait now i just sound like a creep..
uhm..
i'll wine and dine you asap, tbh
>>685963015
I am waiting to receive monies from some guys I blackmailed into giving me 20. Been making sketches and karikature self-portraits in the meantime. Not much else, slow day
How's yours been going?
>inb4 Overwatch
Wring. Wring Wring wring
>>685961301
hopefully.
This leddit fag won't go until he has permission to go on the land though
Okay I am back AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>685963334
I wish it was Overwatch, having a shitty PC won't allow that though.
>>685963122
I try not to play games with strangers
has a tendency to get a little too weird
I don't have much installed that isn't league anyway
>>685963573
hey cutie
are you the baka-senpai who came by the animus the other day?
>>685963618
o-oh. yeah i had league in mind(oh jeez i sound like a major creep, i'm sorry)
It seems like Overwatch can have a great story, but it just doesn't
>>685960310
>discount Megumin
I'M AMATSU REEEEEEEEE
>claim
>>685963713
Nice try faggot
>>685963813
No, you're discount Megumin for laif
>>685963904
>>685963904
>>685963904
>>685963904
>>685963904
>>685963904
this
>>685963713
the apologizing isn't doing you many favors
are you any good?
>>685963813
Marked for life.
>>685963904
That's a nice bait pic.
>>685963813
You, why did you switch. Megumin was way bebber.
>>685963904
wouldn't it be "beito"
>>685963904
oh?
>>685964044
it was a legitimate question, love.
>>685964067
i know. most seem to hate it. lol
uh well i'm recently demoted from silver2 to 5 because losing streaks op
Alright Nobody has claimed kotori, so i claim kotori
>>685964256
No it was not me.
>>685963963
Come on now..
>>685964107
But I don't want to be marked D:
>>685964181
Because I like Amatsu better!
Why'd you switch to Aizawa? Barry was better
See?
>>685964416
Use this one buddy.
>>685964256
hm
I am mid-gold currently, so
I would probably be higher but playing solo queue is too lonely and miserable
>>685963334
>off by one
how is your gamethingy going?
>>685964107
Thank you, friendo.
>>685964199
What?
>>685964181
>>685964619
You're both guilty, waifu switching is disgusting, how could you even have a picture of someone other than your waifu?
Very disgusting
>>685964437
oh. someone who goes by a similar name then.
>>685964749
i've done soloq maybe 4 times(won 3?)
usually get at least 1 or 2 others to tag along.
>>685964655
Thanks mate you've Made my day
>>685964857
wrong picture
>>685964857
>how could you even have a picture of someone other than your waifu?
>Says this while posting a picture of Aya
>>685964857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KicB7bLLiCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
>>685964857
>>685964932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HayjZsTnBE
Nice
You're one of us~
Fremy claimed
Feeling down right now
>>685964619
When I posted Aizawa more people talked to me, felt more thread appropriate I guess. But I'll always be Barry, I mean I practically respond to that name irl now that I've gone by it on the internet for so many years.
>>685964903
I don't go by the name of the character I post, so it's even less likely that it was me.
>>685964857
>>685964932
good job Karen, you did it bud, proud of u
>Barry
voters get +1 rep for their waifu
http://www.strawpoll.me/10298843/
