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Just try and roast me.

Protip - You can't, just try it.
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you look like markiplier if he was a millinial cunt.
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>>686210879
No timestamp. So it's not you.

But still, gay ass haircut, incapable of growing full facial hair.
Faggot.
Faggot OP.
Faggot OP who wants a faggot to faggot his faggot.

Did I mention that you're gay and this thread is gay?
I'm pretty sure I did. But just to be sure, you're a faggot OP.


Did... did I do it right?
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>>686211077
try harder faggot, thats actually a compliment hehe :D
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>>686210879
OP is a fag
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>>686211137
this faggot is right you faggot, piece of faggot queer faggot. fucking fag faggot.
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>>686210879
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u gay xd
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you grow that cheesy beard to cover that uglyass mole on your face.
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>>686210879
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\You are on /b/, live with that fact.
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>>686211314
Eww nasty mole
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>>686211214
its a compliment to be a faggot?
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>>686210879
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nice beard faggot

ops you dont have one kek go shave those pubes man
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I feel sorry for your parents.
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>>686210879

I doubt this is you OP, but still

Guy in the pic looks like he takes something like 12 cocks a day.

Also, that is the faggiest haircut I've ever seen, and he needs to either grow a god damned beard, or shave it all the fucking way off. Sitting in the middle, he just looks like a female to male Transvestite with the biggest fucking jew nose this side of Israel.
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>>686210879

Shit haircut probably looks terrible when standing like a human. Patchy attempt at a beard earns you a D-

Would not hang out and have a beer with.
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I would try to roast you but your husband wouldn't likeit
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Looks like he's wearing eye liner
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>>686210879
Latino rufio looking mofo with patchy facial hair and nappy hair. Pelo Malo
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>>686210879
No point roasting such a handsome fellow like you. We all know you use criticism and compliments to boost your meteor hole sized ego.
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>>686210879
Roast you? Nigga you still look better than half the permavirgins here.
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>>686210879
tbh, their isnt much I can go off on your looks, but your still a faggot
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>>686211500
Not OP. Although that picture is gay as gay can be.

On an unrelated note. How big do the jew noses get on the OTHER side of Isreal?
Genuinely curious.
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>>686210879
You have no idea how fucking stupid you look in public
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>>686211660
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>>686210879

Yall suck at roasting, try harder faggots you can't roast perfection lmao I literally have sex everyday what do you do
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>>686211882

Don't you have a suicide bombing to get to, Achmed?
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>>686211439
>Fuckboi hair

AHHHH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>686211854
Is.... is that Grover?
Is he a real boy now?
Can we finally have that three sum with OP?
Can I finally stick that nose in my butt and say, "what what, is that in my buttocks?
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>>686211882
Go out and be productive instead of trying to fill a void in my life with meaningless sex?
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>>686211882
You look like you smell like sweaty socks mixed with unspecified ethnic food.
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>>686211882
nigga can't even look straight into the camera
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>>686210879
you stole skrillex's hair. but forgot how to shave.
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>>686210879

OP here, I'll give you another good one of me since no one here knows suppa hot fire
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>>686212087
Needs better filename.
>Skrillix.gif
>Skrillix.bmp
>Skrillix.pdf

Something along those lines.
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>>686212209
Not you until timestamped or nudes.
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>>686211882
Jewiest thing that jewed since jew came to jewtown and "crispy-jew" became a Crayola color...
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>>686212209
Low test.
Can't grow facial hair.
Faggot.
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I met your brother
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>>686212209
>lose points for being non white
>patchy facial hair
>can't get a proper haircut
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>>686210879
>wears v-necks
>apologizes to women
>drinks own cum
>straight-edge
>enjoys laugh-track sitcoms
>wipes ass while standing up
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>>686211882
>implies we cant roast
>continues to get roasted
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You win , I mean... I can't really roast a burnt forest.

> yup that's your hair

check'em
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when fags cant roast despite giving them material
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>>686212141
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>>686212715
Don't.. Just don't.
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>>686212715
Nice 15.
Good digits.
Maybe you should consider going digital.
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>>686210879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8mMa5w41A

nuff said
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>>686211882
lmao I literally have sex everyday what do you doyou have sex everyday?

dude try to find a hobby to enlighten yourself somewhat. Sex everyday sounds like a chore. Also, time to get a grown man's haircut sonny boy.
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>>686210879
You look like markiplier and edward scissorhands had a baby
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>>686212938
>lowgradematerial.jpeg
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Bruh, you have a gay ass hair cut, you have sex everyday with your fucking father because who the fuck would look at that fugly mug with out vomiting, it's taking me all I can to type this out knowing I'm in the same screen as that trash. I'm sure you have a pencil dick by the look of your trashy smile, oh yeah, OP is a faggot
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You look like the kind of dude who gets beat up just about every time he goes out side for having such a faggot ass haircut. However if you are going for the take-dick-in-the-ass-24/7 look then keep it up cuz you're fucking nailing it.
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>>686213354
What's wrong with vaporwave?
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>>686212209
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Markipliers twice as gay brother
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>>686210879
you like an even gayer markiplier
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this is what OP listens to when hes having sex with his uncle every night. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
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>>686213765
thats a great song
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>>686212209
you look like skrillex and markipliers smug retarded lovechild
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>>686210879
OP, fucking love the hair. *high fives*
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your left eye is lazy as fuck. what the hell is it even looking at?!
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>>686213864
thanks
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>>686213864
>>686213929
high school fags
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>>686210879
Reminds me of this chick's profile
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
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>>686210879
You look like Markiplier's stunt dick in a gay porn.
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RAID TIEM
Insta - /seanwolf2134/
Kik - seanwolf2134
I fucking found this skids twitch omfg
/sly_guy01
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>>686213765
tbh my ex boyfriend literally would not have sex unless he was listening to vaporwave
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>>686214118
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IM GETTING SPAMMNED ON KIK WHAT DID YOU DO
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>>686214118
>>686214255
samefag
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>>686214355
checkem
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Your dad should sue the condom company whose condom he uses.
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>>686210879

Nigga, you look like Sonic the Asian Fuckboi. Your haircut is so derivative and trite it's like repeating the same sentence twice. You look like Brandon Boyd if he got castrated at twelve and spent all his money on headshots.
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>>686214255

you're not op
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wtf
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>>686210879
hey buddy, you just stroll in from stupid town?
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>>686214914
OH YEAH WELL THE JERK STORE CALLED, AND THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!
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>>686211439
Holy shit this is a rekining of godlike proportions

OP wanted to be roasted and he got submerged in lava, nice anon.
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>>686215072
wew lad, you just zongled my zoogles.
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Id say kill yourself... but i wouldnt want to get blood on a perfectly good weapon...
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>>686210879
http://wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose
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>>686210879
cut your hair and put on a collared shirt for once in your life.
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>OP was a fag
>Roasted
>Blasted to the Past
>His body became the glowing sea
>People praised Atom on his corpse
>Uranium Fever
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>wants to get roasted
>gets incinerated
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