71 Decides what I do with muh new knife
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71 Decides what I do with muh new knife
>>686211385
Inb4 >goes in pooper meme..
put balls on flat surface and stab
>>686211385
Cut
stab yourself in the throat... honestly... I don't care. I've grown apathetic at OP
that's a shitty 3 dollar knife
>throw it out
>>686211539
Ouch...
>>686211385
Go to the police station and show it to all the cops, while yelling as loud as you can.
kill your parents then yourself
Cut down the river not across
>>686211746
Haha
carve "dicks go here" into forehead
carve a big dick onto your leg
>>686211746
rolling for this
Knife in pooper
Break the blade in half
Throw it away
throw it out, its fucking trash
Shove it in you're urethra
>>686211385
stab the first muslim you see
>>686211385
Buy a new knife
Cut a finger off.
>>686212074
Reroll
>>686211385
shove in dick hole and post timestamped pics
>>686211385
nothing
stab floor with max power.
post results.
Use it to explain why you got such a boring knife
knife in poopar, blade first, now.
>>686212247
re-rol-l
Congrats. You bought a shit knife.
Now get rid of it.
Whip it at the concrete as hard as possible.
Stab your monitor.
kill yourself
Swallow it
cut off ear
>>686211385
throw it at a police car
>>686211385
take a dump. stab said dump. post results.
Push it up your dickhole all the way into your bladder
Put it up your nose
>>686211385
Glasgow Smile, post time stamped result?
stick it in a garbage disposal
Saw off your ringmeat and wear it around your head like a scrunchy headband.
cut a glasgow smile into lips. at least one cm. it doesn't hurt
Throw it at your mom
>>686212753
roll
>>686212777
if only trips
Do nothing
>>686211385
stab into keyboard. post pics.
>>686212777
winrar on sheer principle
chkd
>>686212777
nice trips
>>686212777
why so serious?
>>686212009
This
eat it
>>686212777
roll for this
bite the sharp edge
break it
MEEP THE DOWN
chop a chunk off the tip of your penis with it
Kill urself
Shove it in your ass
>>686212777
rolling
>>686212777
do this op and post results with time stamp and knife.
Take a picture of you wearing a clown wig with sunglasses on sticking out your tongue while wearing a Hawaiian button up shirt with no pants or underwear on, a sock on your left foot and a shoe on your right foot with the knife in your left hand and your camera in the right, a time stamp with date and time with a hole cut in the middle for you to stick your dick in, soft dick, and a DVD of step brothers on the floor next to your right foot.
>>686213199
>>686212777
i got trips and dubs OP. thats gotta count for something
Carve Noire-chan into your leg. Post pics.
Carve a nice wooden figure.
>>686213320
Reroll
>>686212777
this. with timestamp and shoe on head
cut your ears off and post webm as proof
>>686213420
OP Here - Hoping for this. Y'all are sick /b/ros
Carve "love the negro" into your sphincter.
>>686213420
> 420
BLAZE IT FAGGOT
>>686211385
Do this op
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
melt the knife then pour the molten metal into your eye
Make a scar that goes through your eye and take photo
>>686212777
roll
carve a swastika into the sole of your foot
>>686212777
Rolling
>>686213981
Rollll
record yourself carving "newfag" into your forehead and post it here.
>>686214272
so close, yet so far
>>686212777
do this. post proof. time stamp. shoes. genitalia...you know the drill.
Cut your foreskin off with the knife if you do you beta fuck
give it to a toddler to play with
>>686212777
71 get
>>686214365
roll
>>686214354
re trying.
>>686212777
rolling
Wash away the sin of you buying such a shitty knife by taking your life with the blade.
Snap blade in half and throw it away.
>>686214471
71 GET
WINRAR
>>686214471
ripop
>>686214365
rollerino
>>686214471
WINRAR
Flush down the toilet.
>>686214471
YES
WINRAR
>>686214471
WINNNNNNRRRRRRARRR
>>686214471
YES! DELIVER
>>686214471
Glesga smile it is
>>686214471
OP Here... You fuckers...
>>686211385
At least one cm remember
>>686211385
Throw it away and buy something that's not shit.
>>686212860
Rolling
>>686214689
Don't come back complaining. It's /b/ wtf you expect.
>>686214689
>1cm
Remember
>>686214689
get fucked nigger
Swallow it
>>686214842
True... I need to get some more whiskey... How does it get like all the way up to your ears if just a cm cut?
knife game till all your fingers bleed
>>686215066
1cm deep
>>686215074
3 off fml
put in butthole
>>686214471
FUCKING WIN
>>686215066
if you cut one cm, it is one cm. if you cut up to ears it is all the way to ears. it doesnt stretch or anything
op won't deliver....i guarantee it
>>686215585
guarantee
WHAT THE FUCK?! "OP"'s OLDER SISTER YOU FUCKING DOUCHES!! HE'S JUST 15 AND DUMB AS SHIT AND YES HE WAS GONNA DO IT!!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL?! WHAT'S WITH THE SELECTING SHOP FRONTS YOU THINK THIS HSIT IS FUNNY?!!!
Play the knife game
>>686215924
Tits or gtfo
When you don't wanna deliver and gotta think up a quick excuse.
You horrible, evil little CUNTS! Who is the administrator of your site? I'm gonna have you shut down
>>686215924
OP must deliver or else he's a faggot, he made his choice
OP here, I cant do it, since im being a bitch on this one, trips decides new one. sorry i just cant do this
>>686216216
cut the act, OP
>>686212777
Rip
Cut off ya dick
Put the knife inbetween your toes and make a small cut.
I can assure you this is no act I am so mad right now I will email [email protected] TODAY - he's just a KID fuckers - he's not even supposed to have his stupid knife
>>686216431
fag
kill sombody
cut bread
>>686216813
Tits or gtfo follow the rules.
Cut up your cunt sister's clothes or some shit of hers she likes
