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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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faces of /b/
Guess my age.
Fuck it
https://www.instagram.com/xokirstysky/
>>691010854
o shit, i thought the artist formerly known as prince was kill
I'm in nigga
>>691013041
nice helmet
>>691013894
It's paratrooper helmet from 1982
>>691013894
btw that photo was made after third bottle of vodka
>>691014107
cool, i thought it was a 1960's motorcycle helemt
new thread bitches so r8
>>691014490
would bang/10
>>691014630
lose weight?
>>691011321
27. Turn into 14 years old girls when on chat forum fishing for jail bait nudz
>>691014850
i do need to, ive gained a ton since starting new meds
Yo
>>691010854
Jingle bells bitches
>>691014873
wrong
White latin here
>>691015020
u look chinese, hk to be exact
R8 me m8s
>>691014978
the bandanaman gets a haircut at last?
>>691015236
Same bro
>>691010854
Vvvortic?
>>691010854
get the fuck off /b/ Omar k.
>>691015020
Put a little effort in and you'd be one sexy trap
Also it's me, Dracula Bateman! Here to be judged on my looks once more.
I need a haircut, but don't know what to get.
>mfw can't afford full skull
>mfw light fucks shit up
>>691015542
You look like you're a polite and chill dude fr
>>691015652
onion-san is that u?
>>691015542
you look like a vampire
>>691015586
age?
>>691015702
negnog version of what i imagined this to be http://moly.hu/system/covers/big/covers_22993.jpg
>>691015586
id say number 5 buzz
>>691015872
terrible lighting, suspicious filename/10
>>691014748
Its hurt american society as a whole though. The single largest factor in the decline of the american middle class is unmistakably the loss of jobs to foreigners. Theres such a thing as wanting the greater good for your nation and not wanting instability. The type of deals we have with China anyway are completely one sided and shouldn't meet the criteria of being called "free trade" anyway.
>>691011321
22.
>>691016047
nope
ten points if you can understand the filename.
I'm to poor for a phone, and I have no pictures
so here's a picture of some kid sharing his cam in a skype call
>>691015872
alex?
Sup.
>>691016160
Emanuel, sweden.
>>691015709
Thank you
>>691015750
Yup, my teeth are shaped in such a way that I have fangs
Here's pic of 17/18 year old me again.
>>691016222
tits???????
>>691015872
you look like one of those fags with a youtube gaming channel
>>691015702
I'm not clicking that shit
>>691015911
18 bb
And rate please
>>691016356
Nah dude.
>>691016301
you look like a friend of mine, he is cooler than you
>>691016110
���
>>691016222
trips or gtfo
oh wait
Whas good homies?
>>691016438
beard 10/10
>>691016438
wildling/10
>>691016222
Hey want to improve your self esteem by allowing me to fap to your bare breasts?
>>691015995
That's hyperbole. Free trade's legacy is very much a mixed bag. It's brought lower prices and a greater diversity of goods. It's also brought job loss to working class people in the manufacturing sector.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/16/business/economy/on-trade-angry-voters-have-a-point.html
Also, it should be noted that Trump thinks global warming is a hoax devised by the Chinese, and that he's promised to pay down the national debt in 10 years notwithstanding his also proposing massive tax cuts. I'd call the man delusional, but it's not so much that as that he just doesn't understand public policy. Even Mitch McConnell, the Republican Senate majority leader, will agree on that point.
>>691016707
m'lady
>>691016438
free folks/10 Jon Snow died for your sins
>>691016715
Nope! My self esteem doesn't need improving, sorry.
Why not...
>>691017025
Kek
>>691017167
ALLAHU AKBHAR/10
*explosion*
>>691015995
post ur pic. i think I was questioning you in the last thread...
>>691016707
Suh' girl. Let's not beat around the bush.
I wanna get rooooight into the nuudess.
But we can chat first, of course. That is just the side quests. I wanna make you my main.
>>691017006
you two twins? also, plz take a pic with open eyes and a more relaxed face.
>>691015359
My god yes
>>691016303
Hot damn, oh lawdy is it gettin warm in here
>>691013758
>trying this hard
>>691016707
saw this pic last week. why do you get off on pretending to be someone else, /b/ro? do you hate yourself that much?
R8?
>>691017167
>if Tony Stark vaped...
>>691018034
wild eyed
>>691016222
Suh' girl.
How u doin? Lookin' mighty fine with that cancer stick in your mouth. But I got something a little more healthier if you know what I mean? ;)
finally a worthy challanger
>>691016547
>Nope! My self esteem doesn't need improving, sorry.
i didn't know they were making a "malibu's most wanted" sequel.
>>691018124
Ew.
>>691017753
You wish I had to try
>>691018034
>>691016438
>yougotsomepurtylips.jpg
>>691017983
Fuck it, that's a compliment.
>>691017785
Sorry, m8. Using old pics.
>>691018304
Ayy come on? What's wrong bb? Am I cumming off a bit too strong?
>>691017398
Wow, I get South American and Mexican sometimes, but I've never gotten Middle Eastern. I guess this is the part where I say I'm none of the above. Mostly German and Scandinavian to be honest.
>>691018354
you look like you smell of cat piss and beer.
>>691015995
or have I scared you away
>>691011321
looks like no one is going to get this.
im 19
>>691018421
damnit, you noticed. beard and balding can't cover it up.
>>691018742
Don't h8 just because you don't have a bandana and hat. Makes u look petty
>>691016760
Free trade completely destroyed entire regions and communities of the country. What I'm saying is not hyperbole at all.
Obamacare is a shitty as fuck program, and all it does is allow boomers to steal even more money from young people. I haven't really done enough research to know if I'd be totally against any form of socialized healthcare or not, but I definetly want no part of Obama's legacy to survive.
Also I don't suppose you've heard of the laffer curve? Everytime we've lowered the income tax so far our tax revenue has increased so I don't see why we should assume we've already hit the peak now.
Anyway we'll have a much easier time being fiscally responsible once we're able to kick out alot of the illegals.
>>691019331
nice hair
>>691017117
The fuck are you doing here then you fucking whore?
>>691019442
how do you know so much about metaphysics?
>>691019316
yeah, that or a bin bag. or maybe a burka. whatever tickles ya pickle i guess.
>>691017411
K here. Were you the circumcision guy? If so this was the response I replied with.
Personally I think uncut dicks look grosser, and again its not something I should nor something that will really hurt me very much in the long term. I have much worse physical defects to worry about anyway (bad teeth, only 5'9", and have mild pectus excavatum)
>>691019604
>>691016906
Sir. I'd tip my fedora back at you but uh. yeah
>>691017418
Nah, I'm good man, thanks though? haha.
>>691011321
I'm going to guess...19. You are 19 years old.
>>691016303
tits or gtfo
>>691019729
>>691019924
>>691019194
only after i give the answer
believe it or not someone once thought i was in my 30's
>>691019582
Posting in a faces of /b/ thread, that's what I'm doing. :)
>>691011941
Hey man, be proud of your face. A little acne is bad yeah but youll grow up and it wont be as bad later on in life. you look like you have nice features
>>691017528
You tell me buddy
>>691016760
Also listening to shills like McConnell? Are you underaged or something?
>>691020386
Post tits or gtfo are the rules cunt.
>>691019393
Yes, I know what the Laffer curve is but you're quite wrong to think that government revenue has gone UP as a result of tax cuts. According to the CBO, a non-partisan and widely respected government entity, the Bush tax cuts were the single biggest driver of the deficits we ran prior to the economic recession
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2009/jan/16/nancy-pelosi/tax-cuts-rich-deficit/
When you cut taxes, net revenue drops. Yes, I understand that tax cuts can spur economic growth, and tax receipts from that growth might make up for some of the revenue lost. But if you think tax cuts lead to MORE net revenue, you're living in a fantasyland (or practicing vodoo economics as HW Bush would put it)
>>691019913
please?
>>691015542
hah a hooker once told me the same thing
>>691020268
>>691020486
There you go, around the same time frame I think.
>>691020509
And I detest McConnell as someone who's left of center. He's an obstructionist, the embodiment of what's wrong with the Senate.
But when the Republican Senate majority leader comes out and publicly states that the Republican presumptive presidential nominee is ignorant in matters of public policy--by God, that's a remarkable concession.
Just wondering since this is probably the only true answer I'll get, but what am I out of a ten? Don't really care if gay or not but I've been getting answers from 4-7
>>691020598
I do believe that "tits or gtfo" applies when the girl is asking for something in return. I'm not. Why are you so angry? You really need to calm down. Or does it make you feel good to call random girls on the internet "whore" and "cunt"?
>>691020386
>>691019878
yea, and most girls would agree with you on that point. it's just interesting that you kinda present the thing in a negative light despite acknowledging its benefits. in any case, were you snipped someplace in PA? and if you have any brothers, are they as well?
>>691020956
pretty eyes, but your weight spoils what could otherwise be decent looks. and you prolly already know it
>>691020486
You're killin' me here man.
>>691020353
Oh, I read your comment saying you are 19. I'm just kind of fucking with you. You definitely look a bit older, with your beard how it is. I've gotten similar results when my beard was fuller and messier. It seriously adds a few years.
>>691021146
I weigh about 225 rn. how much should i weigh?
>>691021216
You'll probably just have to remain like that, got nothing else from back then except dick pics (I was really into camming back then)
And since this is a faces of /b/ thread, I wont post them. Unless you really really want them.
>>691020985
I'm pissed because you've got some gorgeous fucking tits under there that need some attention, and that its part of the rules anyway and you're not following them.
>>691021624
heavily dependent on your height. but 170lbs would be a much healthier weight
>>691016547
Whats up Maaafks. J to the R O C
>>691021386
all through high school i was the only one with a full beard
>>691020353
Care to take a swing at how old I am? That's me below.
>>691017167
>>691021643
Nah, nah. I'm good man, haha. I'm good just admiring that smile and face of yours. I do enjoy the vampire look you got going. I used to get called a vampire too, tbh.
>>691021659
Well, thank you for thinking my tits are gorgeous!
The rules on here are broken on a daily basis. I think that you are able to continue living your life normally, even though I'm also breaking said rule.
>>691022026
Then why don't you post too? Unless you already have.
>>691018490
qt
>>691022010
i wanna say about 18-20
>>691021937
Yeah? I was the only one in my class that could grow an actual beard too. I kept mine down to just the goatee and soul patch combo in highschool though. Since then, I've done all sorts of shit with facial hair.
>>691021067
I don't think I'm presenting it in a negative light. I just don't generally think or care that much about it, and I think its weird people care so much about their foreskin.
I was born in Manhattan so I was snipped there as a baby. I have two brothers and they were both snipped as babies in New Jersey. None of us remember because it was right after we were born. Where are you from and why are you so curious about this?
>>691021731
im about 6 ft even. I know i oculd lose some weight, but i didnt think it was affecting my face. This is why i love anonymity
>>691022304
Booyah! That's a compliment, but no I am actually older. If it helps, I'm a bartender, so I'm at least 21.
am piss
>>691017753
>>691018354
this faggot posts on all the faces of /b/ threads and posts selfies with his little bandana in his moms basement lol
>>691022197
Hahaha. I have already. Look over to >>691018490
>>691022324
When I grow a beard I just look like a terrorist.
Pic Related
>>691022522
Isn't that an scp?
>>691022476
hmm, k final guess. 25?
>>691013758
>>691022121
But come on could you do this just for me after all we've been through? This is all completely anonymous it won't hurt you irl at all. I'll post whatever you want of myself if you do this.
Rate me :)
>>691022395
yea, it is an offbeat topic for sure. just one that's always captured my interest. the only other question I'd ask is, were you cut before or after your bros, chronologically speaking (and again, only if you don't mind saying--doing an informal survey so if you do mind, declining to answer is preferred to fibbing)
>>691022522
You look like one of the children of the corn.
>>691018490
are you australian? australians all seem to have a /b/ sense of humor
>>691022661
>>691022522
>mfw
>>691022814
skinny omar mateen/10
>>691018635
She knows you're a manlet mayne
>>691022871
Nah, man. USA. And yourself?
>>691022535
Well now I feel alot better all of a sudden haha
You have a very natural looking beauty, I like your look alot.
>>691022747
Close, but off by one year...I am 24.
>>691022981
slut/10
>>691022395
Meh, it's mostly eurofags who make a big deal of it on this site.
https://youtu.be/Pg55w30HKxM
>>691023016
Wanna have a drink, just go to the nearest bar. I'll buy you a shot ;)
>>691022650
Damn...I'm sure there's a way to make it not look that way. Ever look into like beard waxes and styling shit? Dollar Beard Club is literally $1 a month for random beard care stuff.
>>691022121
But what about the rest of us. You can not just leave us hanging. Can you atleeeeast show aide/underboob? Shit, even the bra alone would suffice.
I am getting on my knees and begging you, my dear femanon, and putting my pride as a male on the line. So please, will you deliver? For us? No. For the good of /b/.
>>691023043
USA, how did you find /b/?
>>691010854
Chris pls, stop eating
>>691023117
Ha, thanks man. Well appreciated.
>>691023366
how about 49 shots handsome ;)
>>691020609
>>691020943
>Single biggest driver
absolute horseshit. What is social security and the Iraq war m8?
McConnell is just butthurt that it turns out the majority of his party never bought into the internationalist bs his party has been running for the last couple of decades. None of that means anything.
>>691010854
Thought that was Jimi
>>691023424
I got bored one day, decided I'd come onto 4chan. Now I'm here.
>>691022521
Too many keks reading the posts of jelly faggots like you. Stay mad boy
>>691023378
This is a pic of me when I trim it. I never liked the look or the feel of a beard though, so I have shaved since that pic.
>>691023515
You're welcome. Shame you're not a fellow britbong, you seem like a nice lady.
>>691022792
I've seen the magic wonders of /b/. I know what /b/ is capable of, if they set their mind to it.
>>691023387
I am very sorry. I am not the hero /b/ needs right now.
>>691017882
Shaggy/10
>>691010854
lmao, this looks like Raid.
It's Raid, isn't it?
Here you go
https://youtu.be/Pg55w30HKxM
>>691010854
shit nigga, you Tyrion Lannister?!
>>691023140
damn man
>>691022848
Well first because I'm the first born. They did it in the hospital I was born in right after I was born as they did with my brothers.
>>691023681
The Iraq War, mistake as it was, did not hurt the budget as much as the Bush tax cuts. And SS wasn't a Bush-instigated policy like the cuts and the war.
>>691024194
... why do you have a duck statue by your bed.
>>691023932
But you are the hero that we DESERVE.
We need you, anon. Become our new Queen. The time is now. Guide us and we will follow you till thread 404's.
>>691024138
I can't tell if you're a girl or a guy....
>>691024323
thats a good luck duck
>>691023901
Trust me, I'd probably rather live there than where I am currently, haha.
>>691024323
Now you see, it's actually a badass phone
>>691024423
would you really want too know?
>>691023932
How about I go first? You can ask me to post anything and if I do it you post tits or ass or something like that. Deal?
>>691024517
...I want a duck phone too
>>691010854
>>691011941
>>691023900
LOL oh my fucking god i wanna believe you're real but i know you're probably just trolling
>>691024653
i want a hamburger phone
>>691024385
>>691024575
I'm flattered, but maybe no. I'm sure that one day, soon, some other female will come along and give /b/ everything they want.
Maybe I will do it in another life, anons.
>>691024169
makes sense. and thanks again for humoring me. my earlier comments to you were (as an anon sort of alluded to) more a reflection of the cut guys on this site who've bought into the nonsense put out there by european users. but I've actually chatted with a number of uncut dudes who are unhappy with their status (yes, questioning guys here about the topic is a hobby of mine, don't judge) and most of them have no plans to get it done just because of how expensive, painful and risky it is at that age. so they're put off or scared to go through w/ it, even as they wish they didn't have the skin sleeve.
r8 me
>>691024653
It is a nice phone. It even quacks when it rings
>>691024495
Ohh I don't think so, the nearest city to me is Liverpool and where I do live is an absolute ghetto.
>>691024812
your ok
>>691024812
Manly facial features/10
>>691024812
dem eyes. timestamp a quick pic plz? or just take one touching your ear
>>691024252
I'm sorry where were we ever talking about bush specific policies?
I fucking hate bush anyway, he's a retard for thinking he could fully rely on fiat currency to fund a war and for us to come out unscathed.
>>691023842
will you post tits?
>>691024812
Apart from the look of seething anger, you actually look quite nice.
>>691024568
sure, why not?
>>691010854
oh look, it's TV and internet's nofewdforyou
>>691024812
the lighting and blank stare makes you look kinda creepy in this photo
>>691024812
That thumbnail
>>691025288
im a dude
>>691018354
Where u from?
>>691010854
go fuck yourself nigger
>>691024901
I live in Florida, also known as the with the Orlando shooting and allegators eating babies and shit, haha. Speaks for itself I think.
>>691025134
Ah, so now you want to resurrect the gold standard as well?
>>691024790
Alright m'lady. If it is so you wish, then so shall it be. Forgive me for ranting on. It has been quite some time since my fancy has been tickled.
Now I shall pick up the remnants of whatever pride I have left and bid you Adieu.
Farewell my majestic femanon. And good luck on your journey through this cess pool we all know as /b/.
>>691024790
We can barely see your face though. There are a million different nudes on here anyway, so nobody else will care. It'll be special between just you ad me baby.
>>691024811
>>691024169
Skim it, both of you: http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/
>>691025364
For now
>>691025551
Farewell, anon! We will meet again, maybe in another life!
>>691025607
In another life, anon!
>>691025380
hes from canada LOL, he posts in all these threads with his bandana over his face so no one can see how much of a faggot he is
>>691025551
Literally kys you're so fucking pathetic.
>>691025688
yes...
for now
>>691011321
Fuck your age.
>>691024762
>>691014490
Still ain't figured out that camera/phone shit yet, right?
>>691025660
yea, I think that reinforces my general arguments
>>691025755
I sense something's coming for you
>>691014630
R8 me
Yes I'm poor, 3rd world prick, etc...
>>691025693
No how about we have fun in this life. All that reincarnations stuff is retarded anyway. You've only got oe life and your youth is always waning. I'd like to see those before they start to sag.
>>691025525
I think Florida would be a really nice place to live, if it wasn't for it having an ageing population and uhhh
I don't know too much about Florida lol
Well It'd be nice to talk to you after this thread, could tell us about Florida and I could tell you why Liverpool sucks haha
>>691025900
>>691015586
Scissors?
>>691026141
not gonna lie
you look pretty good
>>691016303
I'll bet you're good in bed.
>>691015586
Get a ,#2 Caesar, that's what I have, it grew out a bit tho
>>691025537
How does wanting to bring back the gold standard relate to my argument at all? (not that I'm trying to defend the idea of fiat currency at all). I'm just saying it was dumb to cut taxes and start a war at the same time.
>>691026195
Some parts are, depends where ya live, haha. But that goes for anywhere doesn't it?
I have Skype but that's about it. I wouldn't mind a nice chat.
I'm
>>691016303
>>691026666
Quads of truth
>>691019878
Lick it off?
>>691016547
Always hire the handicapped. They're fun to watch.
>>691026979
oh god why
kill it with fire
>>691026868
Well, we agree on that. And implicitly it would seem to agree that cutting taxes leads to less government revenue. Because if cutting taxes led to increased revenue (per the laffer curve and whatnot), then slashing tax rates just before starting a major war would be a splendid idea.
>>691017025
Wow. What a rich hood you're in.
>>691025900
are you a troll oh my fucking god this is too good
>>691026480
Thanks I think Im ok
>>691027089
why? It's a natural human excretion. and the organ's shaped sorta like a lollipop. don't be uptight!
