Have you ever been knocked out?
What caused it, a punch, kick, fall, a bad tackle in some sport?
What did it feel like, and once you regained consciousness were you able to remember anything?
>>768113396
I haven’t been knocked out but I was choked out once. It felt like I ceased to exist for the period of time I was out and I woke up completely out of it with no sense of time passed.
>>768113476
bjj practice or what?
time travel
Crazy story and stupid by me. I was walking down main street around 1 o'clock after the bars got out super drunk ran into these blacl guys, they told me to follow them to a party . I was like alright sounds fun. We get to this 711 and their like yo were going to take a short cut. So I'm like alright . we walk down this ally talking and once we get to the back of it I realize I'm in a pitch black ally with a group of black guys I just met. I tell them ill be right back I'm going to buy something from 711. I start walking out of the ally and they're following me. Once I get to the entrance of the ally this black guy comes out of nowhere and sucker punches me. I black out instantly. I wake up what ever amount of time later at the back of the ally and I'm like fuck where's my wallet. I look around and find it in the middle of the ally with all my shit still in it. I'm like Damn I didn't even get robbed. Walked out of the ally and back to my house.
>>768113476
Nah buddy just fucking with me. He was sitting behind me on a road trip and got me in a choke hold and before I could react I was out cold
>>768113396
>Be me, 10 or 11 years old
>At lunch sitting with friends in cafeteria
>Have a great idea
>Do a hard vasalva maneuver and hold it for as long as I can (like pushing to take a shit, but not shitting)
>Friends comment that I look purple
>Keep holding/pushing
>Next thing I know I'm waking up from my friends shoulder
>Knocked myself out with the power of my own retardation
I had a 2x4 hit me on the back of the head after it fell out of the sand on the beach volleyball net. Everything just went black and woke up with a huge headache
>>768113396
Stupid kid Story Time
>be me probably 9 at the time
>Little /b/ro and I are bored
> No cable, no vidya
> Mom gives us a blindfold and suggests a game
> Little /b/ro and I take turns leading each other and gussing where we are in the yard
> I can kinda see under the blindfold facimf0g the front yard toward the bushes.
> Little bro adjusts my blindfold and spins me around a few times
> Pretty sure its a trick and I'm facing the same direction
> Take off at a dead sprint
>"ANON! STOP!
> supremeconfidence.gif
> Mfw I slammed face first into the brick wall of the house.
> When I came too my dad was dragging me jnto the front yard and checking me for a concussion
> Broken nose
> Imprint of brick actually in my face
> Still had to go to school the next day
> He did try to stop me.
I was once attacked by over 100 ninjas.
Survived. Of course. But in his dying breath, the last one threw a ninja star that knocked me out.
Everyone clapped at the end.
True story
>>768113848
goddamn youre lucky
>>768114597
Probably a game, usually ninja stars dont knock out, its more like a fidget spinner that might knock you out if its really big. But that would be one hell of a story, because my friend got hit by a big fidget spinner and it ripped his face to shreds and fractured his forehead, likeyou could see his pink brain. We tried scorch his wound shut, but everytime we flamed his foreheae, he kicked us in the nut via reflex. Even tho he was unconscious. So we kicked him back in the nut. And it went on like that, kicking eachothers nut back and forth, days on end, untill one of us became gay and jizzed all over his forehead and the semen healed his wound, restored all bone structure and massively accelerated skin growth. He was back up and running in no time. And then we all had gay sex. True story.
>>768115149
I don't know of thats true anon there's a suspicious lack of dinosaur walking.
>>768115149
Truth be told, it could have been a numchuck or a bo staff too. It was SO quick even I myself could not follow the blur of motion. Sounds like you kids got really lucky, though. Don't screw around with this stuff, you'll most DEF get hurt. Leave it to us experts.
I was tying a horse to a stump so it could eat some grass instead of my lazy ass having to weedeat it and he reared his head up and slammed it down on the back of my head. I was out for maybe 10 minutes. I woke up with a pounding headache and my vision was fuzzy for another 20 or 30 minutes
its just like going to sleep, you go to sleep and wake up at some time later- massive headaches after
the initial blow isnt painful cuz ur not awake , suprisingly
>>768113476
same was messing around in gym class and a dude put me in a sleeper hold im tapping on his arm to release me and the next thing i know im opening my eyes and laying on the floor
>>768113396
I was out on my feet once. Never been knocked down in 5 years of serious training in boxing, muay thai etc.
I was in the atlanta PAL (police athletic league) boxing tournament when I was 17.
I won the fight by descision, but I was apparently out on my feet, acting like I was black out drunk. I remember taking a couple flush shots, I dont think I have a great chin.
I drove like 30 miles back to my house in this state. I remember the match, but nothing after.
>>768115843
what? how do you win a fight by decision after getting knocked out?
I was on the top bunk of my bed watching the Grand Prix ,it was boring as hell,so I decided to fap 5 or 10 minutes past, the Grand Prix started to hot up,so I leaned over the top bunk to see what was going on , when the cover of my bed slipped out of place, I went head first to the floor, mocked out cold ,when I came to ,my gran was standing over me , than I noticed I was completely naked and covered in oil,until this day she still does not look me in the eye
>>768115947
I didnt go down. I was out on my feet.
>>768113396
I fell out of a tree when I was 11. Landed on my back and knocked me unconscious for over an hour. Woke up in a hospital bed confused as fuck. Don't remember shit except I got to stay home from school for a bit.
>>768116059
They didnt know how fucked up I was until I started talking.
>>768113396
I have been boxing for fitness for about 3 years, I do some light sparring occasionally. I got knocked out only once, don't even remember the hit itself just waking up dizzy and being disoriented for about half an hour. but I was told it was an uppercut to the chin.
>>768116228
Knocked out during light sparring? Where you training 2002 Chute Boxe? lol
>>768116162
>flush shots
It's still pretty impressive that you were 17 and took those punches without going out cold. Was it a tough fight?
>>768113396
I've been knocked out a numerous times. I used to box, I got knocked out 7 times doing that. Twice playing football in high school. Once in a car accident, and once crashing on my dirt bike. Getting knocked out sucks.
>>768116278
I always consider it light sparring and act accordingly but theres always some people in the gym who are more enthusiastic, I try to avoid them generally. I'm sure it wasn't on purpose though, it happens.
>>768116466
>Twice playing football in high school
fucking hell what position?
>>768113396
wasn't knocked "out" but was out on my feet in a fist fight, received a pretty gnarly concussion.
>huge fist fight
>getting the shit kicked out of me
>slip a finger in and rip his cheek open
>fight ends
>can't see straight
>can't walk a straight line
>can't form full sentences or articulate thoughts
>symptoms wear off but come back in waves if i move too quickly
>after about 12 hours life returns to normal
>>768113396
Heh, I've actually been knocked out a few times in my life, from both punches and falls. I can't really describe what it feels like because I basically wasn't there for it. The best I can tell you is I don't remember being knocked out, I remember waking up. Usually a knockout should only last a few seconds. If it gets into longer than a minute or two, that's not a knockout -- that's a coma.
>>768116515
A-back, coming across the middle both times
>>768116692
damn were those bad tackles?
>>768116319
Yea, he was a short and stocky black dude (keep in mind dude was 17 or 18 too) Wasnt fighting grown men.
I beat him with my reach and pretty much pushed him around the ring using my body frame size advantage (Im a lanky dude, was like 6'3 185 back then).I got really tired in the last round and he caught me with some good shots. I remember seeing the flashes that people talk about when they are getting blasted. Luckily, I was already ahead and he couldn't finish me off. Last time I ever boxed competitively, I was only doing it to improve my hands for mma. Ah for it to be 2005 again.
Worked in security for 8 years.
Been in numerous fights with 1-10 aggressors.
Sustained multiple hits to all body parts including face/head.
However, never been knocked down and never been knocked out.
Adrenaline and pure instinct should kick in and bring you to strength you didn't know you had, and end the fight in your favour.
If your physiology down allow this, then you are beta and deserve the kick-in you deserve.
>>768116947
Working security (aka fighting drunk dudes) is a little different than fighting trained people in competition, just saying.
Source: Done both.
>>768113396
yeah
once
a car doing 100km/h
>>768117126
Ouch, boxing def cant compare to car accidents.
>>768117126
and I still got up to check on sister before going out.
>>768116765
Nah, good tackles, both times. The first I was coming off the line after doubling their DE and looked back at the QB for the ball, the minute the fucking ball touched my hands I got lit up by their linebacker. Came too on the backboard, haha. The second, I was coming free over the middle and lost sight of the safety and got fucking smeared... comes with the territory at slotback really.
>>768117043
True. However, when you've fought one or the other, or a combination of both (through work or sparring) and the result remains, I don't know what to put it down to but pure alpha physiology.
Rugby union game. Didn't protect myself propetly in the bottom of a ruck and got fucked up. Felt like depersonalisation. Woke up in hospital. Might have faked it.
>>768117185
Lol just never fought tough enough guys, everybody can be knocked out. no question.
>>768113396
no
nobody can knock me out
i am a fucking machine
>>768117194
>Might have faked it.
wut?
No but got chocked out while bjj.
>>768113396
Knocked out got a concussion due to it and doctors assumed I might have a had a stroke in the same area dark area on my brian the scan showed up (strokes do not equate to always being paralyzed).
Hit by a truck my ex was driving while I was walking our son to school. Woke up with a headache in hospital with my son next to me.
Do not recall anything thirty minutes before the incident. I did not even know I was walking my spawn to school, had to be told this.
Have PCS now, but that was not from being knocked out. All it does it makes it easier for me to have anger mood swings, nothing serious that cannot be handled (unlike Chris Benoit). Thankfully I do not suffer the laziness that comes with it.
Got knocked out from smoking weed lol.
One of those times when it just didn't quite hit me right, in my friend's kitchen as he was gonna make food, stood up to say I'm gonna go lie down, next thing I know I'm being pulled up from a deep blackness, everything is blurry. I was half aware of it, and wondering what the fuck I was seeing, then in a few seconds everything came back, I was sitting on the floor and my friend was freaking out cause I'd stood up, passed out on the spot and cracked my head off the kitchen side as I went down. It was only a small cut though, and not sure if it was the passing out or the kitchen side that knocked me out. It was well trippy though.
Laid on the floor for a few minutes, then got up and ate pizza and all was good.
>>768117275
no ! HE is the MACHINE!!!
>>768117342
Never got choked out. Always tapped when appropriate. LOL
>>768117342
in training or competition?
I passed out once when I was a kid. I was at the museum with my parents and we were watching some video thing on animals giving birth. I guess my kid brain thought it was gross and couldn't take it. I remember wanting to take a picture of my parents with a disposable camera, then the next thing I remember is I'm in my dad's arms and he's running down the hallway with me. Then we were on a bench and they were giving me grapes and water, that shit was so weird.
>>768113396
Smoking to much lala shit came like a beep in the ears moment i realised and rushed to take a seat i crashed tf out pretty scary happend in like 30 sec hehe
>>768117236
Again, true.
I'm Australian and weigh approx 155kg (340lb?). I'm incredibly fit; benching my own weight in sets, running a high score in the shuttle run test, and so on.
I'm aware that there is almost no one in my category, but my point remains the same. As i've seen it in those who've stood next to me..
Pumped full of the god drug (adrenaline) and some form of logic and intelligence when it comes to a fight, you should not be able to be beaten. Unless a lucky strike lands.
>>768117443
>It was well trippy
kek
>>768117472
I
AM
THE
MACHINE
>>768113396
Never knocked out in Karate, but was knocked out in a car crash once.
1. Car hits my door.
2. Eyes see a bright flash.
3. Hear a loud internal explosion sound like a thunderclap.
4. Blackness.
5. Open eyes after unknown amount of time, feels like the dimmer switch turns up the light on reality over the course of about 3 seconds.
6. Mind-numbing pain.
7. Whole body soreness for weeks.
(I also had a near death experience during this blackout, but I will leave that part out because you'll think I'm crazy.)
Mine was very public, a few years ago I was running down a kick returner and got leveled, in prime time, on our biggest game of the year. SC not top 10, news stations asking me for interviews, it was awful
>>768117180
fucking stupid game
>>768117775
Why awful at least you got some publicity