ITT: Share the most regretful thing u ever did
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ITT: Share the most regretful thing u ever did
chose not to take my life
>>706298121
masturbating at 5
>>706298285
Peeing drunk on my carpet
Ditched a girl's only prom
Replied to this thread
calling my roommate a slut while high af
listening to justin beiber
watching the exorcist alone
>>706298121
this
>>706298186
and also knocking up some ugly bitch with no means of supporting a child
>tried really hard to get my sister to suck me off one night while drunk
This is probably gonna sound stupid but in 5th grade this popular chick asked to be my girlfriend and had I said yes I would have ascended into the popular group and could have been in it until the end of high school
fucked my sister
>>706298778
how did it end anon?
>>706298855
me too
>not mine tho
>I regret fucking yours
>>706298968
wow. watch out boys we got a badass over here...
>>706298936
endoplasmic reticulum? da saturnly fk
>>706298818
Jesus loves you anon. You've got to living the dream if thats the worst youve done
>>706298936
she got pretty pissed off and i passed out
>>706299047
nope
>your sister's just a bitch
>>706299128
Plot twist: She fucked u passed out afterwards
>>706299128
pic of your sister for redemption
>>706299240
Plot twist 2: he is the sister
>>706299190
ikr. so slut that she let me fuck her
took adderall and had a heart attack
>>706298121
My mother...
I was a dick to my great grandmother when she was still alive.
>>706299437
Come on anon....
>share background?
>>706299548
Last night I was visiting my friend and had to use the washroom. His sister had her leggings and her panties in it and I sniffed them and came all over her leggings, then I was all good but then I saw here go in the washroom and grab the leggings. am fucked, not the worst thing I done but rip me.
>>706299802
what if she into you after that?
>>706299663
I'd rather not...
>>706300101
fuck that
now you gotta say you fuckin degenerate
>>706300101
Cleanse your sins through the rite of confession
walked up to a nun and asked her out on a date
>>706300101
YO YOU FUCKED YOUR OWN MOM
HOW HAVE YOU NOT KILLED YOURSELF?
>>706300587
That's not regret, that fantasy, and a pretty normal one at that.
Forbidden fruit and all.
>>706299949
She has a nice ass I'd probably fuck her asap.
Actually, it's nothing I'm proud of and I still regret to this day. But I digress.
When I was 12, I told some of my friends that I thought I was gay. My one friend, Jessica, knew this gay 15 year old guy and showed him my picture. He thought I was cute. We talked for not even two days, and the next day, he came over. He started feeling my dick through my pants, and I felt his. I pulled down his pants, and he had this huge 9 inch boner. I sucked him off, then we did some jacking off to eachother. He did me up the ass for a bit. It REALLY hurt. I couldn't walk right for a few days, and it bled. Then we just jacked eachother off until we came.
I felt so bad after that. Mainly because I find sex a mutual thing that you should do in a relationship.
stalked a man because i thought he was suspicious and spying on me
>was fbi
>got arrested
http://static-media189.tumblr.com/post/149604786126/
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
>>706301171
Lmfao
2 Years ago I let my little cousin play this Minecraft demo
and after the time ran out (apparently to him he had
really good shit) he threw my mouse at my monitor and broke both of them.
rip 750$.
>>706300947
that's so sweet that you think that anon!
-a girl
>>706301171
this happens when she is really into you and she doesn't wanna upset you or she thinks itll be awkward to talk about it
>sit her close to you
>explain
>tell u love her more than anything
>thank me later
>>706301171
Well less, you could say less for starters.
That's not really regretful you boring chode.
Never post here again unless you can at least kick in a story about groping her grandmother at Thanksgiving dinner.
>>706301171
You either have the coolest girlfriend in the world and you're a lucky guy that she doesn't give a fuck.
Or -
Your relationship is emotionally dead and you should quit while you can.
Most likely the latter due to the fact she didn't say anything....
Sorry dude.
Out of interest - why a snorkel mask?
>>706298121
Fingered this girl at a party. Helped her clean a bit the next day and things were a little awkward but within normal levels. Three weeks later she retracts her consent and days she "woke up" to me doing it which is bs because we had a full on conversation beforehand.
Makes my skin crawl just thinking about how she could destroy my life if she wanted to.
>>706301532
so he can breathe while having something phallic in his mouth?
>>706301365
tits or gtfo
>>706301532
mate its not necessarily dead cause couples get used to eachother after some time
>either she is shy to talk about it
>either she is coolest ever
>either she is a lesbian
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>>706302067
tits or gtfo
bump so this thread doesn't die 1/3
bump 2/3
when i was young i pushed a kid that was pissing me off from a second floor building.
I regret it wasnt a fourth floor
bump 4/3 ?
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bump dammit 9/11
Around 7 years ago I caught my best friends big sister masturbating (I was 13 at the time) and I was weirded out but I was also kinda turned on but I was retarded and was like "oh my god" and ran out but like 5 minutes later I just walked inside of her room with my dick out completely hard and I pretty much fucked her. she missed her period by 1 week which really fucked me up. not really regretable but just a random story.
Felt up and fingered a passed out woman. She ended up waking up partially during it and tried pushing my hand away but then paseed out again.
Never said anything more about it when she came to but we don't speak anymore, which is a shame because she was my mom
Miss you mummy
>>706303358
what was she masturbating to anon?
>>706303358
>pretty much fucked her
how do you pretty much fuck someone? you either do or you dont
>>706301852
>either
>3 options
>>706305167
top kek
I had a crush on a girl in 5th grade.
Her birthday rolled around, so I bought her a birthday card and put it in her little classroom mailbox. Turns out I put it in the wrong one, and another girl opened it and showed it to everyone.
"Omg Anon do you like her?"
"NO OF COURSE NOT I GIVE THEM TO EVERYONE"
I never pursue her again because I'm afraid of what my classmates would think.
I've regretted that moment for 13 years now. I wish I had just said I liked her and been done with it.
Later that year, she gave me a mini DV tape and wouldn't tell me what was on it, and told me to watch it. I brought it home, but didn't have any means to play it, so I gave it back. I never found out what was on it, either.
>>706298818 That would quite possibly have turned you in to a boring person.
>>706306039
Jesus son of mary
>>706299802
How old is she?
>>706298121
I chose to choose life.
>>706306039
how have you not commited suicide in regret?
>>706298121
Sent pokeporn to a girl I liked by mistake at hotmail cause I was exchanging it with a friend
>>706306461
What happened?
>>706306039
>she hears gossip from friends that you did this
>she likes you too
>she sends you proposal via tape
>didnt want to screw it up
>you give back and she thinks you rejected
>>706306039
my feels cant feel so much feels
>>706306579
It was so long ago I don't remember the timeline very well, the tape may have come before the birthday card incident now that I think about it.
Either way I think it's a bit too late to message her on facebook and be like "eyo what was on the tape lmao"
>>706300947
kill yourself
>>706306579
>>706306039
She send you a nude-vid.
>>706307015
That was pretty much what my 11 year old mind was hoping for.
>>706298121
Masturbate with shit
>>706306752
its not too late anon...do it
>>706307433
do you have a thing for shit? or did you just want to be able to say that you did it
>>706306752
Why is it so late anon?
Why not ask her?
What would you have to lose from even making content from her?
>>706298121
Jerking off every single day. I stopped jerking off and i turned alpha as fuck as my voice got deeper.
>>706307199
CIA here. You gave it back right ?? If not we Need to check it. also checked
>>706306752
ask her to hangout sometime?
then go down the road
>die with no regrets
>>706307575
my mom had to clean it up
>>706306577
Actually I paniced for sending that so I restarted my pc for some reason.
When I got back in, she was logging in aswel.
As I remember she was having problems with her PC and in that very moment she got a bluescreen.
I believe it's true since we kept talking normally and she wasn't grossed by anything so...dodged the bullet
>>706298121
I took my girlfriend to a party once knowing full well that sex would be involved.
>>706307819
what happened then?
>>706307759
she pretended to 'have computer problems' so she could pretend it never happened
>>706307619
>>706307594
>>706307525
She lives across the country now. Even so, I would feel like an idiot if I asked and she doesn't remember.
I might do it though
>>706298121
I had gave one of my friends head when we were cross faded, another person who knew told everyone who still contacted me, my father doesn't talk to me anymore nor does the friend i sucked off, it fucking sucks being curious anon.
>>706307759
She's absolutely lying to protect your feelings
>>706298121
I did fuck her
I didn't fuck her
That's about it
>>706307759
she is definately lying and is awkward to talk about it
>fact:girls r shy as af to talk with guys about porn
>>706308274
Agreed.
This eats at me worse than most violence I've done in my life, to give you a scale of how important it is. I had spent my life really thinking of women only as sex objects and sluts that I could figure out how to fuck and it was nothing more than an entertaining puzzle.
A couple years ago I really tried to be friends with the females in my life more, and it was rocky but I was doing it. One instance really stands out in my mind; you'll think I'm retarded but I really just wired myself the wrong way.
I hung out with my best friend's little sister, she was prolly 16 or 17 at the time. I'm in my 20s. She's cute and I look okay. I've known her most of my life and if I came over and he wasn't at the house I'd chill with her sometimes. We watched funny Internet videos together, we made ice cream together. I was genuinely enjoying something platonic. One night while everyone is hanging out I'm teaching her to make spaghetti, everyone is commenting on how she's 12 to us until she's 18 cuz nobody wants to go to jail. I had been in jail for fucking a 16 year old a couple years prior. Well I off handedly said something like "well you're not 12 to me, you're definitely older." And she took it terribly and low key hated me after. Idk why I said it, maybe it was just the wrong time to say it, maybe my knee jerk reaction was to say something flirty (keep in mind I'm TRYING to get to be platonic with women by this point). Either way I know I didn't mean it, and I'll always regret saying it to her because I wanted nothing more than friendship. I told 4chan cuz I don't feel comfortable talking about it irl. I know it's dumb.
>>706307933
She ended up fucking my friend and a few other guys at the party.
>>706308170
never understood people that were curious about sucking dicks. just suck a dildo or something if you really have to know. if one person knows your secret, thats one person too many.
>>706308635
and what did you do meanwhile?
bump
this thread is good shit
I fell for the transgender meme and transitioned at 14.
>>706308853
I joined them for a bit and then I left because other people were pushing and shoving trying to join in.
>>706309083
That was a gangbang?
>what did you do after leaving?
>how did it end?
>did you two say anything afterwards about it?
>was she high af?
>>706301532
Spotted the virgin
>>706306039
Oh yeah, and for more beta goodness,
one day near the end of the year she gave me a picture of me that she drew herself. I drew one of her at home and spent like an hour making it look good, but was too nervous to give it to her so I never did.
>>706301674
You got no game
>>706309581
motherfucker can this go anymore deep into regrets
>>706301674
I read this post without consent you just raped me
>>706309581
for the sake of christ text this girl no matter what and marry her god dammit this shit needs to happen
>dont die with regrets
>plz
>>706310108
>>706309977
My teacher knew that I liked her, so she put our desks together (We used to sit in groups of 4)
Not only that, but she pretty much ensured that we would be in the same class in 6th grade as well.
I wasted my teacher's good will as well. I can't believe I forgot about all of this until now.
>>706310407
dear god in heavens
reunite this couple undereth tis skies of the heavens again
amen
>>706308631
Maybe it's because you've already gone to jail for fucking kids you retard
>>706309581
yo my dude funfact?
romantic types are way into the nostalgia thing. I assume she's a romantic type cause she tried so hard.
I really really think you could set this right. Send her a message ask to catch up and go catch up with her. just catch up. yall might be completely different people and both be 80 pounds heavier but hell why not
she'll be happy to hear from you i'd bet a foot
>>706298121
I got a Biology degree at college.
>>706309279
Yeah it was kind of a gangbang/orgy. The guy who hosted the party is known to have a room where people can sleep with one another so there were a few girls and guys in there.
>what did you do after leaving?
I went back downstairs after I left the room and mostly just tried to forget what was going on. Talked to a few people and took shots to forget about her.
>how did it end?
She was done like an hour after I left but she fell asleep on the bed so I just slept over at party until she worked up.
>did you two say anything afterwards about it?
No. I drove her home and we didn't really say anything for a few days. Then I got a text from her apologizing for what happened. She told me she didn't know what happened and got carried away.
>was she high af?
Not really. Probably slightly drunk but she was mostly aware of what she was doing.
>>706298121
Turned down sex in life being loyal to several sluts.
And being a beta preteen.
>>706306752
Trips demand you do it and screenshot!!!!!//!!!!
Its gonna be a cute way to talk to her again too just be get to the point real quick
Hey i just remembered something what tje fuck was on that tape you gave me in fifth grade ? Haha
>>706310407
dude message her and get this right.....this will be either the best decision of your life or you can live in eternal solitude motherfucker
>do it
>do it
>do it
>>706310700
How does it feel to be a cuck? Do you have even an ounce of self respect?
>>706310700
are u two still together n happy?
>>706308009
>>706308274
>>706308476
If she did that was really amazing from her.
Thanks for your wisdom Annons.
>>706309581
dude please....dont let her go...think of her
>she sleeps everynight thinking about you
>maybe in a relationship but not happy cause the whom she really loved....was...YOU
>>706310654
Underrated comment
>>706298285
am or pm
>>706307619
This
>>706311529
Take it easy. It was 13 years ago, she lives across the country, and I'm in a relationship.
I was 13 and my friends dad was drunk, my friend went to bed but i watching tv. 30 minutes in his dad sat on the couch and started to grope my tits. I let it happen for a few minutes because i couldn't get him to leave, but then he fondled my crotch and pulle out his dick. I immediately jumped up off the couch and locked myself in the bathroom.
>my only regret was not fucking him and cucking his wife
>>706311667
years of age*
>Dropped acid on a beach in a foreign country. 10th time dropping.
>Whilst peaking, I had a complete break from reality. Thought I was dying. Called ambulence.
>While in back of ambulance, I punched an EMT in the face because I thought he was trying to restrain me. Had very disturbing hallucinations. >Come to in a hospital bed not knowing where the fuck I am. Turns out cops got involved because of assualt on ambulence driver.
Mfw almost charged with importation and posseion of a controlled substance over international lines.
>>706311667
I think he means age
>>706311939
not sure male or female
>>706311918
oh ok
>>706312157
Female
>>706312249
wtf r u doing on 4chan
>>706298121
Probably my most cringiest and regretful moment.
>Be me.
>In junior high.
>Bestfriend dating my crush.
>Upset as fuck so I always thirdwheel them.
>Everywhere they go I went.
>When they didn't invite me I would throw a big fit and trash talk about them.
>I'm like a stalker watching them 24/7.
>For the most part they okay with it and tolerate my shit because they're really nice.
>Then one day they don't show up to school.
>I get paranoid as fuck.
>Send them a billion text asking where they are.
>No reply.
>Next day there's a rumour going around that they had sex.
>Cringe_Mode_Activate.exe
>I go all emo and act depressed.
>Threaten to kill myself.
>Even send a letter to them saying I would.
>They think this is serious.
>They apologize and tell me that they're really sorry.
>Wants to make it up to me.
>Since I was a pretty horny kid back then too I asked them "why didn't you invite me?"
>They give me this weird look like I'm stupid.
>"Sex is suppose to be for people who are dating" they explained to me like I was 5.
>I understood them but I was so cringey back then that I kept pressuring them to invite me.
>They say no.
>Obviously they couldn't do that.
>I ignore them for a whole month and then one day I send them another letter in blood saying good bye.
>Immediately get a text saying come over.
>They agree to let me join just this once.
>I'm so excited.
>They make me wear a stupid condom though and my friend doesn't have too but whatever.
>She gives me a handjob.
>Don't even last for five minutes.
>Cum immediately.
>Can't get it back up.
>Blame it on my friend because he's here.
>They say it's fine. We'll do it some other day.
>I insist we do it today so she spends hours trying to get me hard again.
>No success.
>>706298121
posting in this ITT
>>706311093
Feels bad. Thought I would be okay with it but everytime I think about it I get slightly pissed.
>>706311308
Yeah we're still together but I don't think I see her the same anymore.
>>706301171
She's seeing someone else and doesn't give af about your worthlessness. Your relationship will be over in a few months.
>>706312520
The hell?
>>706312520
Tell me this is not real?
>>706308106
You cant win if you dont try. You cant possibly be worse off than you are now
>>706312520
what the literal fuck
>>706312468
Itz fun
>>706311667
lulz
>>706312669
Are you sure being together is right. Why not start something new with a clean relationship?
>>706312745
>>706312907
>>706313025
It's as real as it gets....
>>706312520
Are you me?
I went full spaghetti on the hottest girl in high school. Tried to have an online conversation with her almost every day. Almost no contact during or after school. Wrote some really awkward messages. Not something you would see in a cringe thread but close.
>>706313540
this
>Clogged the toilet at work
>Did not have a plunger
>They should have a plunger
>HowToUnclogToiletWithoutPlunger.com
>Says to add soap and more water
>WTF?!
>Bitch its filled with my last transaction at Shit Bank
>They should have a plunger
>Fuck'em
>Walked away and no one saw it was me
>Left a note:
DONT | DEAD
OPEN | INSIDE
>>706313695
Did you get to fuck her again?
>other day at subway
>girl working notices my shirt under my jacket
>"is that a tenacious d shirt?"
>"a-awesome.. y-yeah... it is"
>why did I say awesome wat the fuck
>"its cool, I like it"
>try to be smooth or something
>"yeah you can tell someone is cool if they like tenacious d"
>???????????????
>she doesn't quite hear me and asks to say it again
>realize what I said is retarded
>don't know what else to say
>say it again with more stuttering
>she doesn't respond and just asks what vegetables I want
>want to sprint through the glass window and run home
>can't go back to that subway ever again
>>706298445
/thread
>>706311560
Samefagging this hard when 4chan is out of money just to hate people that live differently? I'm impressed anon.
Shitting all over my room while being drunk, hallucinating that I'm on the toilet
>>706314248
lol
>ill miss this 4chan ;(
![ZW3FqpN[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/299lvxm.jpg "ZW3FqpN[1].jpg")
>>706302067
>>706313998
not so bad
>>706312157
>and started to grope my tits
Time we had the talk, young anon.
>>706315338
i thought its a gay or something cause come on girls on 4chan r rare
>>706301444
Nice trips amigo
>>706298121
>be me
>junior year of high school
>taking a computer networking course with a teacher that's too old to care
>halfway through the year a young student teacher is sent to help teach the class
>oh_no_hes_hot.jpeg
>he's actually a really good teacher, really sweet and funny. I'm fucking thinking about him everyday
>it was around this time that I start dating my current boyfriend
>skip to senior year
>he ends up being my teacher
>holy fuck
>I'm super conflicted because I'm dating current bf but I also have feelings for teacher
>Teacher sends mixed signals and idk if he's interested or not
>I graduate highschool, but I come back to visit
>Now that I'm legal and no longer a student, he's hardcore flirting with me
>I'm too pussy to do anything
>I decide to send him some anonymous texts because I thought that was a smart idea
>nope.avi
>I'm such a nervous wreck that i just make things awkward and I'm convinced that he knows it was me.
>I decide to cut off all communication with him after that catastrophe
I love my boyfriend but I was obsessed with this guy. still think about him every now and then
My boyfriend knows about this obsession. He's somewhat okay with it, he's not happy about it but he can't do much about it.
I totally had the chance to live out my teacher student fantasy and I fucked it up.
>succd dick
>tastes bad man
>cant see dick without puking
>tldr dick tastes bad
>>706315773
put three to the sum
>>706316010
gay test: negative
lets keep this thread running
bumpity bump
>>706316115
I like the way you think.
I think I could make that work out. I still have the teacher's number.
I hope he doesn't remember my cringefest
I just need to get the bf on board and find a way to bring it up in conversation/actually start a conversation.
>>706315773
And if you had done it you'd be telling us about how you screwed your relationship for a teacher fantasy. Move on already
>>706298121
Failed to kill myself twice.
>>706316411
aftereffects:
>your relationship will be over
>your fantasy is only sexual and once its done you want it anymore
>you WILL regret this
>forget about him
>get really into your bf and do some weird kamasutra shit or smthng you can fall the fuck in love with him
licked my sister's pussy
>>706316700
Third times a charm.
>>706316867
i thinks its gross to lick your sisters cat
>sarcasm
>>706317000
I did that too, but it wasn't THAT disgusting
>>706316846
anon you are high bruh
>>706308631
did you got caught by a dateline sting?
>>706301717
someone seems to know his shit
>>706316846
Thanks, anon. I'm just thinking with the wrong organ and I know there are consequences, but I'm selfish and I want to ignore them.
It would suck to lose such a great relationship over some guy who won't be worth it.
I just need a better way to get over him. I've cut off all ties with him but idk what else to do. I guess I just need more time.
>>706301440
No one gives a fuck you faggot
Tits or gtfo
>>706298121
Dated my last gf. She was a complete nut job and ruined my life.
>be me
>be 7
>twin cousins come over to babysit
>whip out dicc
>they're laughing hysterically
>15 mins later
>dick flash them again
>starting to get uncomfortable
>can't stop dickflashing
>tell me to stop
>dont stop
> they call their mom and go home
>mother finds out
>doesn't ground me
>just stares at me disapprovingly
>felt proud of it
>14 years later
>fucking cringing
>twin cousins are good friends now
>they seem to forgot about it
>im the only one who remembers
>>706317712
Its actually kind of simple.
> Think of your bf as the only guy on earth.
> Feel him
> Make out
Can I go now?
>>706318041
my last gf was a diehard weeaboo. she tried to be a yandere.
>>706318159
lmao yes you can go
thank you :)
>>706318263
Greentext that shit for us>>706318289
Didn't kill her while we slept first time together
>>706318754
u got it m8
keep the thread bumped, i dont want it pruned when i finish the text
>>706305072
I suppose pretty much fuck someone is getting 75% in in each thrust.
Dunno
bump
>1. If you are reading this please bump
>2. If you don't bump then read 1 again
Fucked my 300lbs roommate when I was high on Molly. She developed feelings for me and kept trying to gwt me to date her and would get all emotional every time I gently tried to tell her "no". It was an awkward year.
>>706319122
bump for you senpai
>>706319111
Checked
bump
B.U.M.P.
Go on a date while high on xanax.
>>706319708
Plot twist: She is pregnent
Bump
>>706319708
Did you share it with her?
>>706300947
You got laid when you were 12, faggot. Don´t complain; when you put all of its users together this whole board is still a virgin
>>706319708
Please tell me you drank as well.
>be me
>be 19
>a real loner, literally lurking /b/ 24/7
>decide to do something
>decide to do something no /b/tard has ever done before
>online dating
>make a match account, make sure i dont get catfished
>get fucking catfished twice
>one was a hamplanet, other was an edgy anorexic fuck
>but i digress
>find one girl
>lets call her Yuno
>her hair was died pink, she looked pretty decent
>decide to talk to her
>she seems really nice
>she constantly spewed broken japanese, but i thought it was cute at the time
>she lives a state away
>she tells me to meet her at a park in her state
>drive to the park
>its lively, birds are singing, flowers are blooming
>badtime.bmp
>im kidding
>park was fucking desolate
>see her sitting on a bench, in a fucking cosplay sailor suit
>whatever, still cute
>sit next to her
>"Are you yuno?"
>"y-yeah. are you anon?"
>"yeah, thats me."
>instantly hugs me
>"You're even better in person!"
>fuckshescute.png
>talk a bit
>she talks about anime, and why shes all dressed up
>"W-well, my favourite character from mirai nikki is yuno gasai..."
>dude, what? the fuck is a mirai nikki?
>she keeps talking about anime
>it gets late, i walk her home
>she asks me to stay the night
>Why not? nothing i have to do tommorrow.
Cont.
bump
>>706312249
london
o
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>>706298121
Be something more than a basement dwelling neet
>>706306039
>mfw.slav
>>706318109
lol every one remembers it dipshit. They just are too embarrassed by what a weird little kid you were and they don't want to bring it up again. This is probably an indication that they still think you're a weird pervert, likely child molester. If you were balanced they would feel okay to talk to you about it.
Spending my high school "admiring" and "memorializing" my gay crusg through high school.
I can post more about my faggotry later.
>>706318109
Just pring it up, you were 7 they won't think you're wierd or anything. You were a child
whacking it to my goldfish
>>706320424
Continue Yes/ no?
Yes
>>706320424
im interested... go on...
>>706321616
Yes
>>706320424
Im interested
Go on faggot
>>706321616
Yes god dammit continue
>>706320424
hurry up and continue you faggot
>inb4 I dumped her because I was embarrassed she was such a weeaboo and now I regret it
threads over
>>706321790
stfu bitch
>>706322000
there is still one story in progress Mr.Trips
>don't say this
>>706321790
>>706320424
hurry up mang
Yandere Weeb Pt.2
>Walk into her apartment
>Its small, but a relaxing, cozy small
>she walks me to her room
>anime posters fucking e v e r y w h e r e
>"Sorry, i haven't cleaned my room"
>itsnotevendirty.filename
>she jumps onto her bed and signals me to lay with her
>i just met you tho
>"so? don't you love me? you should be comfortable with laying with me."
>jeez, alright
>lay with her
>she doesn't smell like sweat
>in fact, she doesn't really smell like anything
>alrightthen.jpg
>Fall asleep next to her
>next morning
>she's wrapped her arms and legs around me
>head pushing into her chest
>shes flatchested though, didnt really feel like anything
>"Hey, i need to get back home."
>"No you don't. didn't you say you didn't have anything to do?"
>start to get uneasy
>now i really want to go home
>"Actually, i have work."
>She wraps around me tighter
>she sighs
>"fine."
>she gets off of me
>i get dressed and try to walk out the door
>she hugs me one more time
>"Do you live with anyone? Are they a girl?"
>what the fuck
>"No. I live alone."
> she lets go and i drive the fuck home
>feel that i made a miss steak dating her
>park car, browse /b/
>next day
>fock, out of food
>drive to store
>meet friend from high school
>chill girl, wears hoodies alot, kind of quiet.
>walk around with her in the store
>catch glimpses of yuno peeking over and behind shelves
Part 3 in progress
Hump de bump.
>>706298121
Fondled my best friends brothers 5 year old daughter
>>706320424
Next time type it out before hand
>>706311667
fucking kek'd
>>706322302
Keep going.
We havn't even gotten to the good bit yet.
>>706322358
Cancer.
>>706320424
cont, did she attack u with axe?
I do not know why this thread has an aura of anticipation as if the anons are not yet ready to let go of this and cling on like bats in the dark night holding the muddy walls of the caves and abandoned attics as the life continues outside in the world oblivious to this aura
>>706323037
She's more of a Tag girl.
Bumping for interest in weeaboo stalker story
>Be me 8 years old, 2nd grade
>mom is substitute teacher, I go to her class at the end of the day
>see girl in picture on the wall and fall in love instantly
>third grade starts in a few months, girl is in my class, anons very happy
>girl sees me, falls in love instantly
>makes eye contact, sends me notes saying she likes me
>other boys make fun of me. I cave to pressure, say I don't like her
I fucked up my one chance at true love in this world. I dated some sluts in high school that broke my heart. Now I'm jaded, and any girl I do start dating I just dump after 1-2 months and tell myself I can't stand them.
>>706298186
Chose not to take my life several times. Failed to take my life cleanly 4 times.
At this point, when I feel up to it, I'm just going to slit my throat.
Everything
>>706313944
So, Dont dead, Open Inside? wtf?
Fuck my former best friends gf, have her fall in love with me, then fuck her cousin who was also a friends gf
>>706298121
>fire in the hole
its when you order a drink at drive-thru and then you take off the lid and throw it at the window cashier before driving off.
>>706323501
Sick prank brah.
Holy shit this thread is long
Stealing a paid bill in a bar my father was playing a gig in. got caught by manager who told my dad and he literally cried that night. i ran away before he got home. everytime i think about this i feel the shame crawling under my skin. my dad stopped bringing me to his gigs and later dropped off playing all together
>>706323501
Why would you do something like that? Could you possibly be more of a jerk for no reason?
That being said, it sounds funny
>>706298121
I'm from a Muslim cunt.
When I was like 13 my friends and I had a 'game' where we shoved girls into alleys and take their clothes off, we'd pretend we were going to rape them, but we actually just throw them back into the street, forcing them to run somewhere to put their clothes back on.
We lived in a kinda moderate mooselimb country, so they never got killed. At worst they got finned for indecency. People always ask why I hate Muslims.
>>706322302
Please don't tell me you broke this girl's heart you fuck.
>consequences will never be the same
>>706322387
Yeah, good idea.
Weeb Pt. 3
>she has a face that's hard to describe
>mix between worry and anger
>say bye to friend, she leaves store with her food
>yuno instantly walks up to me
>"so who was that?"
>calm tf down, it was a friend.
>"I don't believe you."
>she grips my arm
>near panicking
>"Yuno. she was a friend. you need to calm down."
>"why are you talking to other girls behind my back!?"
>shes making a scene
>Let go.
>Grips tighter
>shake arm violently, she breaks and i speed the fuck out
>buy my shit and walk out of the store
>look behind me
>she's staring at me, frowning
>spooky
>put shit in car, drive home
>grab bags
>walk to door
>See her behind the building
>she runs up to me
>bags drop everything onto ground
>she fucking tackled me to the ground
>she's sitting on my stomach
>starts saying possessive shit
>"i cant let anyone take you. i know who that girl is. she wants to take you from me."
>i yell for her to fuck off
>her eyes widen in shock
>gets off of me
>i pick up the food, mumbling shit under my breath
>walk inside
>as i close the apartment entrance, i see her put a pocket knife back onto her belt
>fuck
>oh fuck
>fuck fuck fuck
>Try to sleep this shit off
Continue? sorry i'm taking so long.
>>706323859
She's a fucking crazy psycho. Meet someone first time, "you love me, don't you??"
He should break more than her heart.
>>706323989
>Continue?
Yes you stupid fag. Quit asking
Yes, please continue
Start the original 4chan usenet group.
>>706323830
You are a retard, your post is cancer, you should get fucked by trump you gadam rascist fagit
>>706323989
Od coarse continue faggot
>>706323989
Insert Credits (0) To Continue
>>706324040
Just read the 3rd part and yeah after the pocket knife bit and tackling. It is time to stop.
Although I'd rather have a jealous and crazy for me girl than a slut.
>>706323989
Yes. Finish. Hurry up and get to the part where you living with your aunty and uncle in belair
>>706324335
If you're gonna parody an ess-jay-dubya you should at least use their language and terms.
Also, I'm a Catholic so Trump can't do shit to me.
>>706323989
fuck you of we course we want to see more and finally have closure of you getting on the floor
>>706324457
No, I posted that before I read it. I know the signs of crazy.
And you only want a jealous crazy rather than slut because your a fucking idiot virgin. I'll take a million sluts because I'm not gonna fall in love with them and be getting cucked all day long.
>>706298121
Lost my mind after my girl friend broke up with me. I remember being drunk one night and stalking people who were leaving the bar. I was also wearing a long black trench coat. Kept walking down datk allys just because. Was hoping to get in a fight.
>>706317712
How much time has passed?
Were you ever depressed?
>>706298121
I was born.
>>706298445
I pmsl! (Pee'd myself laughing) Caught me totally off guard. How do you 'like' or 'upvote' a comment on here?
>>706323282
Why not get in contact with her again?? I don't want to defuse my question, but when I was like 8/ 9 yo I met this girl that was 12 that I rlly liked when I first saw her I fucking froze in love wtf right. So later on I got in a kind of relationship with her, turned out she was as crazy as me as a person. I wanted to have sex with her, almost did but didn't know howtosex, so get uncomfortable feeling breaks up 4 no reason. Now i'm 19 lonely and trying to finish my edu, she 22 has almost 0 education got preg by a hillbilly that left her. Did you decision choice rlly matter answer: NO and you never know
Spent more time trying to get into her pants than trying to be in an actual relationship, backfired when i fell for her and she gave up on me
