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post your every day carry faggots
Why the Tabasco sauce?
Why smoke? Are you like secret service or some shit?
>>706302584
for scrambled eggs nigga
>>706302668
this
I do understand anything but the fucking smoke - imho a flash would work better if the smoke is for distraction
>>706302276
Forgot your inhaler you fat fuck
Nice pellat gun faggot,
>>706302276
I don't have a picture of my burdens...
>>706302985
>Asthma=fat
>>706302276
Carrying a smoke > a flash grenade.
>faggot wants to tatticly shit himself and run away like some coward ninja rather than pushing the offense.
>>706302276
>overweight
>camo cargo pants
>tribal tattoo
>drives a diesel, but doesn't use it as a work truck
>has a hambeast of a wife who is just as much of a cunt as you are, just louder
>favorite restaurant is mcdonalds
>highly insecure, especially when someone passes you in traffic
>>706302826
niceee
>>706303192
>not using angled brackets properly
go back to 2nd grade, you retard
>>706302276
why the smoke grenade? why not a vape grenade?
>>706302276
Lol insecure little fat bitch. You're definitely are a little faggot trying to look badass because you obviously can't fight for shit
>>706303518
say that to my face when i pour tabasco in your eyeballs, bitch nigga
>>706303355
My post was just fine autismo-maximo
>>706303462
I prefer to vape thru my Avon M53 NBC gas mask
>>706302276
Pic related it's OP
>>706303518
Yeah, he carries all that macho stuff to try to compensate for a being a tabasco sauce eating pussy.
>>706303605
Ooooh, going to tickle him with a feather next??
>>706303915
>9mm
>macho
shit, I didn't even bust out my 10mm yet you fucking faggot. 9mm is hardly macho you faggot.
>>706302276
>>706303749
Aren't you just tacticool. No wear anywhere on that firearm. Go put it back in you dads safe. The your college fund afterall
>>706304111
now this is podracing
>>706303726
you wrote that the smoke was greater than the flash then called using smoke a pussy move
the alligator eats the bigger number you fucking 7 year old
>>706302276
Why do you carry a fucking bayonet with you?
>>706304446
because it's a joke, you retards
>>706304058
You can bust out the .50ae and it still wont be enough to compensate for being a tabasco sauce eating pussy.
You've reached the pussy event horizon and you are never coming back.
>>706304677
>autism speaks
>>706302276
having that extra flashlight for when its dark but you don't know whether you are going to shoot anyone yet
>>706304209
>no wear
>omg not oper8or enough
huh, guess my G17 operates to the fuckin max then
>>706302276
Tabasco hot sauce the most faggot hot sauce of them all
> CONFIRMED OP IS FAGGOT LORD
>>706304843
Well...that is actually valid. Plenty of reasons why you'd want to use a flashlight and NOT bust out your gun and wave it around and shit.
>>706302276
Your Glock looks like a K-Mart USP, tbh
>>706304343
The amount of spell-checking-shut-in is on another level here.
>the green text is my actual opinion
The normal text was a refection on OPs mentality. Op thinks smoke is > (greater than) flash
>>706303192
>learn to green text newfag.
>>706305011
>damage control this hard
kek
>>706304950
It's true.
>>706304868
Maybe. But none of you have dropped a time stamp
>>706304983
such as?
>>706303605
Tabasco's fucking weak. Wait until I drop some 9 million scoville Plutonium sauce in your eyes as I fuck yourasshole with your "grenade" lubed with your puny Tabasco, while your scream for your daddy for help. fucking newfag
>>706303192
have fun advancing over open ground when you're shot, fag.
>>706305127
I'm just going to refer you here.
>>706303726
>>706305415
such as when it's dark and you need to see shit, faggot. Do I really need to explain to you why a flashlight is a useful tool?
>>706305452
oh shit we got a hard ass nigga who thinks he's bulletproof. Good thing 9mm kills niggas easily.
>>706305680
ssss
>>706305517
>b-but I use smoke grenades all the time on mah vidya
>>706305173
Op smells of shame and disgust, cum stains on his camo shorts, fat ancles has a small dick and hates niggers
But hating nigger's is okay we all hate niggers
>>706305558
but carrying two is overkill surely?
>>706305819
If you have a light on your gun, it's advisable to carry a second handheld one because 99% of the time you need a light you don't need to pull out your gun. The light on the gun is only going to be used in a situation where you need to pull your gun and you're in a low light environment and need to ID potential threats.
>>706304516
In that case, rate mine
>>706306052
Why don't you just use the knife (or even the car keys) to open your beer like a man?
Also proper dental hygiene is all you need to make your breath fresh. Unless you have some kind of problem.
>>706302276
>>706306052
also got my iphone 6 and i just ordered a small led lenser flashlight
>>706306120
can't you do some MGS style CQC cross hold thing using the flashlight you already have? That way you have extra pocket space for gum or condoms.
>>706306488
shit nigga nice edc. Oh what, that's my pic.
>>706306543
Yes, you can. You see a lot of cops doing that light/gun hold. It fucking sucks if you actually have to shoot though. You aren't nearly as accurate or as fast vs a light on the gun which lets you have a proper 2 hand grip on the pistol.
>>706305794
Come again?
>>706306408
I got the bottle opener as a material sample at work and i liked it. the mints just tastes good, i dont like gum as a concept.
>>706306839
how many days a week do you have to accurately shoot in the darkness?
>>706306202
Is that grenade real tho?
Also u need to polish your blade boi.
>>706306677
edc? would you recommend a glock 43 or 19 for first time pistol owner?
>>706306846
>>706302276
Why are you depressed op? :(
>>706306677
Hmm ok.
>>706307029
I personally do most of my shooting at night. Out in the desert, it's fun as fuck and lets me practice low-light shooting techniques. Also I've done some night pistol/rifle shooting competitions, also fun as fuck.
To all:
Yeah right, ok.
>>706307072
give the guy a break the west-front is hell too
>>706307072
Grenade is a trainer.
The Arisaka bayonet is in good condition, the sheath is just tarnished
>>706307117
19, it's the "do all" pistol. Especially if you live in a free state and can buy the 15 round magazines. Big enough for home defense, small enough to conceal under a t-shirt with a good belt and holster. And can take the G17 and G18 magazines.
>>706303880
But is it a Bayonet or an M9?
>>706306946
So you don't know how to use your knife to open a beer bottle. Got it.
>lrn2leverage
I can open a beer with another beer. Neat party trick, girls always ask me to show them how.
>>706307236
cool. i mostly use gum and condoms in the dark. Never together though, it's a real choking hazard when you are pounding it.
You guys are weird.
>>706307377
the handle is a bit naff too
>>706307139
ah. understood.
>>706307578
true dat homie
>>706304111
certified Finn
>>706307757
Considering it's a 75 year old bring-back, I'm fine with it.
>>706307389
Cool thanks for the advice anon my friend has a 45s that's fun to shoot and a couple .357s I was wanting a 9 mill but yeah the short clip on the 43 would suck a nut.
>>706307802
you seem like a totally nice guy and i was gonna try to slam you for your outlandish pocket content. I am humbled. I really learned a lesson today
Who needs a gun when you have a scooter that can go 70mph
>>706307502
Maybe i don't. but i wouldn't want to use my knife. This knife was hard to get. its a CRKT Fulcrum.
>>706302276
No carry gun BC under 21 but truck gun is standing at the ready. Also wear a f-91w
>>706308489
Phone is Nexus 6
Too lazy to take a picture but my EDC set consists of:
- keys (five keys on one ring plus a bottle opener)
- a simple leather wallet (id & other licenses, cards and some cash)
- a phone (nexus 6p)
- earphones (sennheiser ie80)
- a tiny knife (spyderco dragonfly2)
- a small handgun (glock 43 in a minimalistic iwb holster)
I think that's it. It's pretty light overall, although I keep thinking about getting an even smaller gun...
>>706308335
You use the spine of the knife not the blade. If your knife truly is a sturdy knife then removing an aluminum beer cap can't hurt it.
>>706308335
>hard to get
Literally in stock everywhere
>>706307502
Don't lie anon, you don't talk to girls.
>>706302276
nice bayonet, where can I get one of those?
>>706308489
no gum 0/10
>>706308844
It's USMC current issue. OKC-3S by Ontario Knife Co. Should be easy to google. Kinda pricy tho.
>>706308741
Also in stock
In this thread: morbidly obese cock gobbling fags show off their dads weapons they stole out of his closet
>>706308846
U expect me to open carry like a pleb ? US conceal carry laws my ninja
>>706308741
not the same knife....
the Fulcrum "1" was Discontinued in 2009. its more expensive and better looking
http://www.crkt.com/Fulcrum
deadass b
>>706309030
>morbidly obese
eh, not really
>cock gobbling
no comment
Too lazy to go get it, but this is mine. It's a Mercator k55k
>>706308802
I have a girlfriend mate. And have never had a problem getting laid when not in a relationship.
I think my key to success is that I don't carry a gun around with me like some fat paranoid autist. And I certainly don't post the guns I own on 4chan.
>>706302276
Always gotta carry the smoke grenade, so you can get an evac when the wife pulls her car around.
>>706309174
What can you tell us about your dads ar?Q
>>706306408
>trying this hard
>>706308293
What is your skateboard set up?
You better not have that Grizzly grip bullshit.
>>706309265
Real talk. LZ is hot as fuck when I'm evaccing from Wal-Mart and trying to avoid hamplanets and the down syndrome greeter dude. Poppin a few smokes is the least I can do.
I guess you guys like to touch each other with your dicks too, amirite?
>>706309429
I really wanna see someone do that.
>>706302276
OP is a 'murican
>>706304868
Gen 2 Glock 17 with holster wear.
That's serious gun porn man.
If that's actually your gun, respect man. Respect.
>>706302276
Where's phone, keys, gum? Why are you carrying hot sauce and a smoke grenade? You're such an autistic fucking cunt, holy fuck.
>>706309445
It's not gay unless your barrels touch
only upgrade i want is a 940-2 osborne and a streamlight pen light, unless anyone has a worthwhile suggestion
>>706309642
That 2 pin 1990 gen2 is my favorite glock, also my current competition gun for action pistol matches
>>706302276
>g shock
mah nigga
>>706309681
L-LEWD!
>>706309354
Some times it pays to try in life. You can be as fat and a apathetic as you want but unless you put forth effort in say diet, exercise, a social life then your concealed weapons arnt going to get you laid. Unless you rape....
There are probably a lot of rapists in this thread soooo yeah.
>>706309082
is gum some sort of code word? I expect you to have some minty gum in your pocket in your pocket so your breath don't stink when you interact with the public.
i don't feel too good about carrying a glock. there's no real safety.
i keep mine uncocked. but i guess that's okay 'cause cocking a gun before you're about to use it makes you feel super cool.
>>706309193
noice, fallkniven u2 guy here
>>706310238
You're going to be one badass corpse, anon. Super cool.
>>706310238
That's great, IF you have both hands available. But if you're attacked a la Trayvon Martin and you're already on your back after being tackled, you're shit outta luck. You won't be able to rack a round in the gun. You should carry chambered, or choose a gun with a safety. Carrying a glock and not carrying it the way it's supposed to be carried is dumb as fuck.
>>706310346
Is it painful to hear that one one in this thread is going to get laid by carrying around a pistal like some kind of imaginary cowboy?
>>706309647
>every days kit.....
I ... Don't know if i should trust you
Are you from Florida ?
>>706302668
he's an edgy faggot, that's why
>>706310443
i wonder if there's a steel and/or kevlar holster that'll stop a 9mm bullet in case the glock accident goes off.
>>706303355
Stupid homo
>>706311106
This is entirely a non-issue as long as you have a good holster and good trigger discipline. If you don't have either, you probably shouldn't even carry a gun in the first place.
>>706306202
1488/10
>>706309902
My duty gun and personal carry gun for about a decade was a 2 pin gen 2 Glock 17. I still have it, still my favorite pistol, but my carry gun is a gen 2 Glock 19. One of the earlier ones still made in Austria back when they were even still stamping the Austrian proof marks on the polymer frames. Those are hard to find now.
>>706302276
what is the watch for?
>>706302826
Is that good? Also are you that confident that youre gunna eat scrambled eggs everyday
>>706310652
there is alot of projection here. Its ok friend you might get you dick wet some day. your beer opening with another beer trick might get some young lady convinced. good luck.
How do you get smoke?
>>706306677
Man , I should start carrying a pen.
>>706309895
Nice. I have the pxs-17.
>>706302276
you carry a smoke grenade and a fucking sword?
>>706303749
That's faggot shit.
>>706311680
I like feeling superior over people on the Internet, don't you, why do you post on /b/ to prove to yourself you're a cool guy with a gun?
I don't carry a gun and my gf touches my penis on the reg.
>projecting
>>706312312
well shit, guess the US military are all fags since the Avon M50 and M53 are the new gas masks. Actually, ya that makes sense, armyfags are pretty common
>>706311912
That's a sweet pick set. I just wish they would include some top of the keyway wrenchs and a deforest diamond
>>706306202
>larp faggot
>>706312416
I do feel superior to many people on the internet. but that's not where i'm on here its to get a glit inn to other peoples lives.
I don't carry a gun and I fuck someones GF "on the reg"
>>706305127
Are you retarded m9?
>>706312877
Doesn't it bother you too that there is an entire class of people caring around guns while living in a fantasy world were they think they're going to stop a terrorist plot?
At least most don't leave their basement.
>>706308489
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_terrorism
the gitmo fun brigade will be with you shortly
>>706312560
Just make your own top-of-keyway wrenches.
Next time you change your windshield wipers, take out the two pieces of flat stainless steel wire that they use to stiffen them. Use pliers to bend and also to snap off pieces. You just make a really short end bend for a top-of--keyway wrench. Make sure it's short enough that it doesn't hit the pins when you insert it into the keyway.
>>706313509
Found the nigger
>>706313509
Nigger spotted
>>706313438
it bothers me more that people pretend that everyone is safe and nothing bad can or will ever happen to them
>>706313438
No, not really. Im willing to sacrifice some security for more freedom. even if im not going to take advantage of it.
>>706313578
i already have a set from sparrows. I do plan on making some a bit later but I dont have to tools to properly finish and polish them atm.
Y'all pussies
>>706302584
To pour into the bullet wound you dumbass, it sears the wound shut.
>>706313871
>>706313890
I've never been threatened by terrorist activity in the US. No one I know has either. If you turn off your TV for long enough you'll realize you fall into this category too.
>>706313951
Pliers, chainsaw file, wet/dry sandpaper. It's all the tools you need to make picks. We're talking maybe $20 at most. $10 total if you can find some deals.
For tension wrenches all you need is pliers, so... maybe $3. And only polish your picks, not wrenches. Wrenches are more likely to slip out of the keyway. You can even add serrations to the wrenches with a gentle crimp on the thin ends with the wire cutters on the pliers.
>>706306677
>a grown man
>actually wearing a casio watch
If Amerifatfucks feel the need to walk the streets with a loaded gun, then I'm pretty fucking happy here in the UK.
Been to most major cities over here and never once had a knife or gun pulled on me or been in a position that i felt any kind of weapon necessary.
>>706314514
Hi mohommed
>>706309647
i am not sure what is going on with this. but i want to see more
>>706314439
> terrorists are the only bad people out there that would ever think about hurting you and your family
?????
>>706314449
ill make some eventually, thanks for the tips.
>>706314514
It doesn't happen here in the US either. I've never even known someone involved in gun violence.
I do know we have an abundance of paranoid basement comandos here in the states. They usually just stroke their guns and post on /b/ so they're no harm either.
>>706314891
Just Google lockpicking. There are two really fucking big forums (and some really shitty small ones) out there with a shit ton of tutorials.
>>706302276
Just in case
>>706313702
>>706313791
not black but did buy it off a nig nog for 8 bucks and a smoke
>>706302276
couldnt fit the fedora in that picture you fat fucking murritard?
>>706308011
Dick isn't black enough
>>706314682
What's on the flashdrive magic man?
>>706314886
>>706314886
Terrorist is a broad term.
Home invader = terrorist
And no, I'm secure in my community. I'm also secure in my ability to care for my family. Bringing a gun everywhere is the opposite of secure.
>>706315246
Easy now. His stash of Cheetos isn't going to protect itself.
>>706308293
If I had a scooter I'd have a gun just so I could fucking shoot myself
>>706314680
Less than 3% of the population is made up of shit stains.
Serious, ten minutes drive away from any city and you see next to none of them.
The media would have you believe we are overrun by the paki cunts. We aren't.
>>706314439
>>706315018
I've had to deal with terrorist threats inside the US, and had to use a sidearm to deal with criminals too on multiple occasions.
But in fairness, it's mostly because of my past employment. Your average citizen... probably not so much.
>>706315361
you don't even know the definition of the word terrorist. why am I arguing with 13 year olds on 4chan.
The mind is the ultimate weapon.
Every single thing posted here draws attention, makes you look like worthy target. Better to appear defenseless until you need defend.
>>706315319
It's a boot drive for Gentoo
>>706302276
>smoke grenade
wtf you gonna ninja out of the place?
thats pretty gay op, i only need my hard on to beat my opponents into submission
>>706315558
Look at this fag, he doesn't have smoke bombs.
>>706315361
>moving the goal post- "everything is a terrorist"
>your unarmed community can protect you from an armed threat.
>>706315078
i follow bosnianbill and lockpicking lawyer, im active on lockpicking101 already. Also been picking for about 6 years now and been repinning and making challenge locks for about 2 years now. just havent gotten to making my own picks yet
>>706302826
You fucking spic
>>706315657
i ejaculate into my opponents eyes in the rare case if i need to retreat
>>706315731
lol, we probably already know each other under our usernames over there.
poorfag preparing for the impending squirrelpocalypse
>>706315372
Funny think, I'm eating Cheetos right now.
U fags are not even NFA. PIFFFF...
>>706316228
>Giving $200 monies to the ATF for a 9mm carbine
what a waste...
>>706309647
>>706303247
>>706316228
Go back into your house you got from your mom cokefag, you're drunk.
>>706302276
Love that Glock! You could shoot a bad guy in the leg then run up and pour Tobasco sauce in his eyes.
>>706315675
We're not unarmed. I live in a community where everyone has guns. We just don't carry them around like delusional comandos. My pistol is in my night stand, it's a precaution but I never once imagine myself using it.
>>706315495
The root word of terrorist is terror, anyone can be a terrorist, someone who kidnaps children is someone who causes terror.
That's what was idiotic about Bush's "war on terror".
My purse is boring. Knife, wallet, keys, pepper spray, phone, and a lot of pens.
>>706302276
>edc
>smoke grenade
>extremely illegal knife
yeah, ok
>>706302276
I only have my 2 hands, I don't need weapons since I'm not a faggot
>>706316228
well, I got this little thing.
>>706315410
>who is the mayor of london
Also, the cities there are worse than fucking Detroit or Shitcago. Source:
>every fucking official publication relating to it
>>706316715
>extremely illegal knife
what are you, a fucking britbong? "illegal" knife? fuckin lol
>>706316839
Blow into it and record on vocaroo, play us the sound of your people.
>>706316715
>extremely illegal knife
eurocuck detected
>>706316715
>illegal knife
When will this meme die?
Haha all the faggots here with their 2-3 flashlights are too stupid to install a flashlight app on their phone ...
>>706316839
too funny!
>why fix what ain't broke
>>706316854
lol you absolute fucking spastic.
You could walk pretty much anywhere in London/Manchester/Liverpool and not get a bit of trouble.
>>706317132
Why do you carry a guitar pick?
>>706314682
What mtg card?
>>706302276
seems like you are compensating for something
>>706317209
Use your mind and you'll find the answer.
>>706302584
To stop da booty infutrait
>>706317177
Just don't walk near the canals in Manchester at night time or the pusher will get you.
>>706317476
The biggest threat in Merseyside is Purple Aki squeezing your muscles.
>>706316715
>>706316979
>>706317102
There are illegal knifes in the US you bunch of basement comandos.
Here in CA we can't have a double edged blade, a concealed blade, a blade longer than your palm, etc.
These laws are usually over looked but they exist here.
>>706317246
Desperate Stand.
Plus the phone that took the photo.
>>706313509
Mugged many people with that gun nigger?
>>706317737
tits or gtfo
>>706317737
Can we have a picture of you ?
(preferably bewbs obviously)
>>706317974
How do you know I'm not a trap?
>>706316486
I'm right next to him LUL
>>706317768
Why the fuck does everyone carry a gun?
>>706316977
as much as I'd love to. I live in town and my threaded .22 is not here.
>>706318097
No idea.
>not owning a panzerfaust
are you even trying i can fuck up any motherfucker coming at me
>>706318040
Even better. :3
>>706317635
Purple Aki has his own wikipedia page...
In high school we all used to joke about being raped by him.
>>706318059
Kitty~
>>706318097
I live in America, there are a lot of shootings.
>>706302276
Lol, that tobasco tho
>>706318377
No wonder, you cunts are all carrying guns.
>>706318377
*there are a lot of niggers
ftfy
>>706318498
Legal gun ownership has a negative correlation with violent crimes.
http://www.aei.org/publication/chart-of-the-day-more-guns-less-gun-violence-between-1993-and-2013/
>>706302276
>>706318498
I just carry that shitty red knife and hope for the best.
>>706318723
Still don't understand the pick thing. Do you just carry your guitar around?
>>706318668
if you have a gun available everything becomes more dangerous. You go out and get drunk , and instead of punching the guy at the bar who slaps your gfs ass whats gunna stop you reaching for the gun
when normal people see you americans "open carrying" We laugh at you.
>>706302276
Bullshit
>>706319037
I try to avoid laughing at people who obviously have guns
>>706319037
1. I don't drink.
2. It is illegal to have a Concealed Carry weapon on you while in a bar or while drinking.
3. No one said open carry.
>>706318723
God tier guitar pick right there
>>706318882
You never know when you'll need a pick. If you're at a friend's and want to jam it's alway better to play with your own picks.
Also I find mimicking picking gestures on my lap very relaxing even though it looks like I'm fapping.
>>706318882
It's always in the most unexpected occasions then there's somehow a guitar lying around and you have to play
>>706319193
why
Carrying a gun aparently has no impact on violent crime
>>706302276
tactical tobacco sauce
>>706317132
>>706317304
real guitarists dont use picks
get a manicure, faggot
>>706314682
Bullshit
>>706319378
Good for you anon.
>>706319263
>>706319282
Huh. Ok then. Makes sense
here's mine guys
>>706318178
fuck you nazi. fuck germany you faggot!
>>706319318
Actually carrying a gun reduces violent crime.
>>706319616
Good goy.
Nobody has fucked with me since I started carrying my BFG3000.
People look at me funny.
>>706319894
Probably for going to taco bell.
That place is gross.
>>706319394
>not carrying a smoke grenade, S&W model 59, Samsung tablet, spare mags in a wwii mag pouch, Swiss army knife, flash light, and limited edition Zelda 3DS
>>706319894
I'd look at you funny too
>>706320074
taco bell is shit but their sauce is boss
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>>706317913
Who's the nigger now? This pistol is a prime example of german precision engineering.
>>706318040
that's the reason why I'm asking. RETARD!
>>706321248
Gratz on getting your white room mate to hold your gun
>>706321248
nail bitter
>>706321248
NIGGERS!!!!!
>>706302276
>car key
>credit card
>phone
You really are one big man child, aren't you? Feel more secure in this nanny society with your little toys? Please... It's not even the happening.
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>>706304111
>>706303355
>>706303344
>Get thread
ITT: Faggots show each other their Glocks (aka EDC) and feel cool about it.
>>706323957
>Glock
>implying
all the fucking choperators in this fucking thread are giving me turbo cancer
>>706317692
lol, calling CA a part of the US, especially when it comes to weapon laws.
>>706323957
Says the guy that shoots dildos from his anus
>>706316111
*cough*
WHITE PRIVILEGE CIS SCUM
>>706319639
>1.5 gun per person.
>>706308388
>carry gun for protection so nobody can take your life
>smokes
>>706325241
>What are statistics.
>>706323957
Glock? How dare you.
>>706302276
>>706302276
I am legitimately jel.
How do you acquire a legitimate pull pin grenade?
>>706303247
not OP but I EDC so I'll play
>overweight
yes, 40lbs
>camo cargo pants
no
>tribal tattoo
no, no tattoos
>drives a diesel, but doesn't use it as a work truck
no, sports car
>has a hambeast of a wife who is just as much of a cunt as you are, just louder
wife is overweight too, but not a cunt. she is outgoing and makes friends everywhere so i guess she's louder than me (I'm laid back)
>favorite restaurant is mcdonalds
lol no
>highly insecure, especially when someone passes you in traffic
well i didn't buy a faster car than everyone else to get passed by some liberal faggot in a Saab or a balding middle age white guy (or even worse, a ghetto nigger) in a Challenger who thinks they own a fast car. hey, if I'm lucky I get a race out of it, and that's fun. if not, they're still my bitch
so did I win?
>>706323576
THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD
check my digits
>>706326289
I think you dropped these
>>706302276
what knife?
>>706326574
Quit trying, you're embarrassing yourself.
Yanks and their fucking guns...and you call yourselves civilised!
>>706326652
I know fam
>>706302276
You go to a White Sox game heavy, or you don't go at all...
>>706302276
>hot sauce
Who the fuck are you? Hillary Clinton?
