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rate my plant /b/, also stoner thread
It's adorable.
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>>674861961
>>674862149
i have 3 bro
male or female, what do you think?
>>674862149
This, its a pretty cute marijuana
>>674862275
Seems like it's still too soon to tell.
Then again, I only tried growing one time before and the results were mediocre.
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>>674861961
>>674863384
Have you given your plants names?
>>674864197
yep
>>674864258
What are they?
Some sexy looking plants you have there.
Im super baked but withdrawing from oxy so dont feel great, but definatly cant stand up yet
>>674864463
Cat piss
Snail trail
And birdshit
The three Caravels of Cristobal colon,
la niña, la pinta and santa maria (the plant of the photo)
It is 10 out of 10 a real plant. Greener than mine
>>674865058
post your plant please :D
Who's got nug in bellflower cali right now? im out
Thank god. I was about to create a stoner thread myself. Hardly see 'em anymore.
>>674865999
welcome!
My buddy/dealer is late on my pickup by 3 days. It was $35 for 4 g's of dispo lower-quality top shelf Bubba Kush. I live in SD so that kinda price aint unheard of. Because he's late, though, he gave me collateral.
I decided to be nice to him and let him have his collateral back, as long as he got the bud to me. Feeling bad, he offered to double my load for the same price. Tomorrow night, I'm supposedly getting 8 fucking g's of this stuff for $35.
Question is, should I risk flippin the extra 4 to make money for a future pick up, or should I just keep it for myself and not risk loosing profit.
>>674867554
is ripping you, you can easely grow a plant in your house, just buy seeds with your dealer
>>674866376
ty
>>674864665
How do you like oxy? is the experience enhanced by bud?
>>674861961
Its Meh, if you want I'll run to my grow room and get a shot of my current chemdawg mainlined.
>>674867964
please man, i want to see
>>674867794
I ain't tryna grow. I'm confident that this guy can get me my bud. Dealing specifically where I live is nowhere near as sketch as it is in most places. If this guy does try to rip me off, I can find him in 20 minutes, tops, and sock him in the stomach, or preferably get the collateral again.
>>674868203
hahahahahahaha, ok man, be careful
>Spent the day rolling up grass clippings to practice joint rolling
Feels good, my skills are decent now. Flatmates eyes were like dinnerplate when he came home and saw sitting there with 20 joints rolled. Looked so crushed when I told him
>>674868365
>rolling up grass clippings to practice joint rolling
I need to do this. I can't even roll up a square for shit.
>>674868365
>>674868074
Here, eight main colas, just gone into flower.
>>674862275
Why bother growing male plants?
Why are there so many techniques just to grow marijuana outdoors? Does it not grow with just water and sun? I'm serious.
>>674864763
Wow
Why are stoners such disgusting people?
I think it's late enough to say this without the kiddies getting assblasted.
Any ents here tonight? I've found em plenty o times before on these threads.
>>674868813
Its flowering cycle is based off how much sun it gets. There are now hybrids that just flower after X amount of weeks though.
>>674868901
Whats?
>>674868719
my plant its a male????
>>674868978
ents
>>674869066
Like the giant tree things from LOTRs
>>674869139
lol yea, originally
I'm just fuckin with ya
What I'm mainly referring to are people from r/trees. They call themselves ents.
>>674868988
Lol never mind. I misread that as: 'I have 3, male AND female' so I couldn't help but wonder why anyone would grow a male
My mistake.
Just did two little squares of acid, popped 4mg of alprazolam, got 2 blunts of rego. Whats some good music to trip out too?
>>674869288
>>674869066
>>674868988
>>674865999
>>674865366
>>674865255
Let's make this stoner thread a gets thread in disguise.
>>674869428
Animal Collective
>>674869364
ohhhh, ok bro, but you scare me, i think 1 of my plats its a male, but i dont know
>>674867794
you can get seeds online guaranteed female
>>674869428
I remember my first time dropping last December, took 2 tabs and then a snake dab.
I listened to this stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBlKcmr2n3c - specifically the 11th and 13th songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUMpcHyfdN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9llB3fL-qXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzJlzGaQFoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKnVaDwUg5s
This one's probably universally the best for tripping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgyzgV1HZ-g
I highly recomend installing Winamp. The UI is really good and the visualizer it uses, Milkdrop, can make you trip when yer sober. Hundreds of cool visualizations that coincide with the music. I watched it while on acid and when just plain ripped.
http://www.winamp.com/index.html
>>674869681
don't think can tell sex till it gets to flowering as long as theres pistils you should be good
any little ball sacks appear though your not so good
google male female plants n you'll know what to look for
word if warning though if you do find a male get the fucker away from your girls
1 little sack can pollenate your whole crop
>>674869428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ2WrN93vno
bump
What are you guys smokin on? Got my slab of rosin here and im about to take a dab
>>674871552
Is that your apple bong?
>>674871560
The last of a g of AK-47 I nabbed yesterday afternoon to have while chillin with some buddies
That shits oregano nigga
>>674871763
oh no lol
>>674871560
How'd you get that much rosin? How much bud did you use?
>>674871777
Lets see
>>674871895
I bought it
This is my newest piece. Kusanagi. Number 4.
My first piece was made out of a can and some foil. It was named Coca Cola Joe. He got thrown in the trash by me.
My second piece was a somewhat large spoon pipe named Faye. She got confiscated.
My third piece is a tiny little spoon pipe that I use for tobacco nowadays named Mugen.
Kusanagi is the fourth.
What have your folks' collections been?
>>674872259
Cool bubble. Got a greentext of the one that got confiscated? Pic related is my rig and cheap little bong i havent used in forever
>>674872259
First one was a Gatorade bong named Blue.
Second was a nice pipe, Ganjalf the Green.
Third was a nice vape, it was one of them puffits; the ones that look like inhalers.
The one I currently have is a jet flash.
Doesn't have a name currently.
>>674872622
>be me, 17 at the time (19 now)
>pick up an eighth of lucky charms
>hadn't smoked in a couple weeks
>can't wait til parents are sleeping. tell them I'm goin to bed, wait an hour or so, commence smoking
>go to bed, wake up later on at like 2 AM
>drink some water, realize that my stash bag is still out and not inside the stash
>suddenly, hear Ma go on porch. We lived in an apartment. Both my bedroom and the living room had a doorway to the porch.
>fuck
>still feeling pretty faded and very drowsy. I think she's gone
>put bag away, it makes a lotta bag-noises
>turns out that mother is not gone, opens door
>"why do I hear a bag?"
>she asked it as if she was not suspicious, just curious
>rather than think of a good lie like "I was putting some tea I left out away" (I drank/drink a lot of tea), I just stammer out of my stoned maw, "What are you talking about"
>"I heard a bag"
>"I did not"
>...
>she returns a few minutes later to place something in my room
>she leans over to put it down while I'm drinking water. Stops suddenly
>"anon, why is there a lighter on the ground"
>...
>"anon"
>...............................................................
>"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ANON?!?!?"
>she goes to doorway. Commence arguing. Won't listen to reason or even acknowledge past discussions, just raw, belligerent, incoherent anger and condescension.
>demands I give her the stash
>doesn't see where stash is, but I pull out the bag. It was a bit open, and I realized the moment that I pulled it out and had it in her view that I should have done a sleight of hand and at least saved either the bud or the piece
>could not save both, but only one had to go
>they both went
>I still don't know where they are
Probably got thrown away, but I don't wanna believe it.
>>674873774
Damn dude. Sounds sounds like a lot of the arguments ive had with my folks lol
As a stoner what are your guys' favorite jolly rancher
>>674874634
cherry for sure
>>674874456
Every argument with my father at least became civil and well-ordered, with complex understandings and plenty of listening and honesty, if they hadn't started that way even.
Argument with my Ma were almost always batshit crazy and ended in an argument between my parents. About 2-4 times a week they happened. I feel it, bro
>>674874634
Green apple. Haven't had a jolly rancher is a long ass time tho
Rick Steeves is a stoner
