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Omegle thread anyone?
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>>674866859
I love seeing girls shocked at the sight of big cocks.
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>>674867141
Alot of them are fake faggot
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how to not get banned?
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>>674867320
anyone over 12 can tell faggot.. theres so many real girls it hurts.. I love laughing at dudes that cant get action on there. im fat and I get a dozen chicks a night to at leaste stop and look. at lease a few will stop to watch me cum, I normaly skip the first few to find a hotter girl.. u must have a bad dick if u cant pull an audience on there..
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>>674866859

when I first saw this, it literally scared the shit out of me. The thumbnail looked exactly like my sis.
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>>674867518
I think unmodded is the only way.
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>>674868414
Damn son
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>>674867899
>sees pre recorded clip of 48kg HH cup japanese woman dripping from her pussy in amazement

>thinks omegle loves him
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>>674868431

no chicks in unmodded though
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>>674867899
how do you not get banned?
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>>674866859
if i had a huge dick i'd be doing this (just to see girls reaction/shock/lust)
and record it
every day
every day
i wouldn't even charge

so much fucking win
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>>674868431
nope
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>>674868609
Not sure. I don't really do it but that's my assumption. You'd have to ask someone who knows better.
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It's a miracle I never find myself on these threads with the amount of time I've slutted around on omegle.
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>>674868699
Kek
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>>674868609

there is. but you need the patience of a god. But the chicks you find in the unmod section 99 percent of the time will be a sure win, because what else would they be doing in that section?
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>>674868849
Odds are pretty low with the thousands of people that connect each night.
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>>674868626
there's probably younger faggots on here
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>>674868736
no need to have a huge dick, just do it for fun, no one knows who are you.
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>>674868495
you >mad that u must have a crappy dick and cant get net hoes
me>get girl to wave then peace sign then whatever els I tell her, all proving shes real. sorry bro. and yea they love me.
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Uploading this vid of a chick I just got. Don't ask me her age.
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No pics, but I managed to arrange a meetup with a girl I met on omegle.
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>>674869154
age?
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>>674869154
uploading where?
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>>674868736
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>>674869007
They're higher if you only talk to people with 4chan, /b/, ect tags
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>>674869359
Hasn't happened yet. It's in a few days.
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>>674869154
keeeeen
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>>674869449
True. I've never tried those tags.
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>>674869326
MLESS
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>>674869672
drop the link?
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>>674869308
Check post number, use brain, subtract 2
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>>674868414
nigger detected
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>>674869723
Soon
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>>674866859
SAUCE
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>>674869827
waiting.
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>>674868736
having a big dick is just like that man..its awesome..lol
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>>674869481
What are you gonna do when you meet her?
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>>674869827
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>>674869827
I'm with the waiting crew.
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>>674866859
I've never seen nipples point at 10 and 2 before.
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>>674870007
007, shaken, not stirred.
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>>674869956
She's gonna cut my dick off.
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Why won't webm/ the videos play on my phone ?
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>>674869997
>>674869991
>>674869924
/F629987

Processing, ghey.
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are there better places to go than omegle/chatroulette ?
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>>674870251
Cuz ur an apple fag harry
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>>674869146
>sees this gif as other cam
>i asked her to pull funny face and she did it 100x. Even when i came inbetween my keyboard keys
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>>674870251
Because you have a blackberry.
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>>674870251
cause you're an iFAGGOT
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>>674867518
Don't show until in a convo
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>>674870314

I'm not sure about this one...
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>>674870314
site?
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>>674870350
please don't tell me apple isn't hip with the young people..
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>>674870251
Get a real phone faggot
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>>674870487
site with no mothers

Someone teach this newfag please, is it summer already?
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I have had success, but only when I started off with a conversation. Girls generally like the company first.
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>>674870478
nahh shes legal
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>>674870350
Is there a way I can get them to play ?
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>>674870708

looks like an untainted Sasha Grey.
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>>674866859
She's like fucking 13?
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>>674866859
Sauce on that?
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>>674870487
>being this new
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>>674870314
>/F629987
thank you based anon

Also how the FUCK did you manage this? Banging.
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>>674870657
>being this new and gay
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>>674870314
Thanks anon, she's fucking cute.
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>>674870736
first you have to suck your own dick and have a black man fuck your ass as if he were trying to impregnate your boy pussy.

then stick out your tongue and prepare to catch HIV infested semen from a gay man. When he's done scream "CONNECT" and webms will play.

If not repeat process until it works
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>>674870314
>/F629987
Videos without sound suck
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Does anybody know how to actually hack a Hotmail account?
There's this chick in my college who takes shit loads of nudes (she even showed it to me on her phone) and its somehow all in her Dropbox, the only way i can access it is to login via hotmail, so if anybody can give me a tip, it'll be well appreciated .
P.S not a new fag, just a horny buddyy
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>>674870314
amazing job
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>>674866859
this guy really makes me feel bad about my cock
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OC
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>>674871120
more girls being shocked by zoofags, post webms/gifs too.
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>>674870314

those eyebrows are opposite of fleek fam
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>>674869121
working on a size 28/29 waist and going for abs
then i'm going for it. gonna record as much as i can and upload as much as i can.
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another OC
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>>674870314
That chick is super hot.
How did you get her?
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Back in 2011. I was staying up late cause my gf at the time was annoying. I ended up meeting a 10/10 chinese woman on omegle. Chatted,got her email and said cya later. Felt bad like I was wanting to cheat.

Gave email to single friend. He contacts her. They had online relationship. He shows me amazing vids of her masturbating for him.

1 year later he goes to china to sleep with her. Takes her virginity. To this day she still sends him nudes etc.

>mfw
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>>674871546
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oc
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>>674870964
>>674871014
>>674871086
She was down from the start. This wasn't even in Unmoderated. Everything she did was by request. The only reason the vid ended was because she heard her mom.
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>>674866859
Yaaaay! That looked super fun. Good for them.
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>>674871865
What did you do though? Are you a dickfag or facefag?
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>>674871037
>>/F629987
What's the website ....
I'm newfag
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Newfag here. What does /F629987 mean?
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moar OC not cock reaction but omegle
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>>674872057
Facefag. I'm in the Army so ID tags help.
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>>674872137
a site with no mothers
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>>674872137
fathersome.com
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>>674872137
>>674872176
Holy fuck, figure it out and you win.
motherless
/F629987
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>>674872176
>F629987

It's hexadecimal. Only 1337 haxors and level 18 spell casters know how to unravel its mysteries.
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>>674872225
What means .....
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>>674872192
Dude, I'm crazy for brows so you had some topshelf stuff there.
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>>674872425
Yeah dude for her age she was like porn star material.
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>>674872176
Motherless
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>>674871767
vid???
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>>674872380
>being this new
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>>674872628
No, thats a picture you fucking retard.
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>>674870397
yea.. that's great..
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>>674872736
im asking if he has a vid of that like this amazing anon here >>674870314
instead of crappy pics, you idiot
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Motherless dot com
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>>674872628
nah. more pics tho.
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>>674872515
i know she was 16-17
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>>674871546
The fuck is that?
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>>674872951
-3/4
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Hey anons, i used to do a lot of VCW a couple of years ago. After looking to do it again i can't find shit for anything. Would anyone here be kind enough to help me out? a guide to doing it in 2016?
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>>674872515
Anon you are officially based
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>>674872912
>8 incher
No
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>>674872912
the thought of you screencapping, cropping, uploading and posting on 4chan all the while you jerk off and talking to some hoes is fucking hilarious
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i used to do this,

most girls also have snapchat

so you could keep it going for like a few days and then find some new ones
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>>674872912
That is 6 inches.
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>>674874102
id say more like 7
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Today >>674869154 was not a faggot.
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I just got a win within like 3 mins of being in unmod. was chubby, but still a win. so there's hope after all. I'll continue a bit longer now. She flashed, but I didn't catch that part. her boobs were big.
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>>674874258
6.2
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>>674871735
I lost
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>>674874758
6.25
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>>674874735
Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's going off a cliff.
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>>674875298
Or abs on a skinny guy
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>>674875298
How high are you? Awesome line!!
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>>674875298

currently dealing with a chick that might be as high as you.
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>>674872912
early stages of meth mouth on the right
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>>674872137
>>674872176
Newfags detected.
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>>674875515
>>674875710
Honestly, /b/ros, I'm not even high right now. Just thinking and saw that shit and came up with it
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>>674875932
good for gum-jobs
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>>674876081

are you like a wizzard? :o
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>>674876081
good shit man
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>>674876221
Only when I get super existential and think for a bit. Otherwise I'm just some newfag
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>>674875298
Kek
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>>674870736
Download vlc
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>>674875298
Comedian level shit right there. Not even kidding.
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