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Tell me what you would do to me. Please.

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Tell me what you would do to me. Please.
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I'd ask you for a timestamp
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I would ask for time stamp
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>>675073443
I'd fuck your mouth.
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Fine.
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>>675073443
Can't say without full body pic
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>>675073443
Id tell you to show that ass
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>>675073797
obvious trap is obvious
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>>675073797
Show us your roastie Stacy
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>>675073797
Full frontal nude pls
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pussy pic??
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I'd suck your dick.
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>>675073443
fuck you right in the pussy
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>>675073797
Pussy/dick and then we'll talk
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>>675073797
>>675073797
You have the best tits ever <3 I'd fucking love if you wrote my name Mike on them or even that paper :3 it'd make my day
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Hey, my name's Dave. You don't have to do this. You seem like a sweet girl, you don't have to get naked. Btw, are you single? Just wondering lol
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>>675073797
The people here have been burned by too many transvestites.
You must prove you have a vagina.
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Show us your mangled beef curtains you dumb bimbo
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I'd check for a penis and 360 the fuck out of there when I find one.
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the only guys who think thats a trap have never seen a real set of tits in their life
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I'd bend you over my bed, grope your tit, pull your hair and fuck you extremely hard
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Snapchat
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>>675073797
ass shot or topless with face, then i will be able to describe what id do bb
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>>675074012
You reek of desperation.
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I'm pretty sure you have a dick
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>>675074073
sure you would, Nancy
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>>675074012
this dave guy is talking sense, you should listen to him
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>>675073742

Gonna need some sauce on that.
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>>675074012
Get out dave you bitch. I'm tired of you coming around and ruining things from us go eat a snickers
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>>675073797
Show butthole!
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>>675074108
Why? Because I respect women? Fuck off neckbeard, sometimes being different from most guys is a good thing.
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>>675074117
projecting much?
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Stupid cunt better post some pictures soon or the thread going to die
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>>675073986
So you can put the photo on facebook pretending to be so cool with your friends? You pathetic handydick
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>>675073797
l love oyur tits, would suck until asleep/10
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>>675073443
I'd take a look at your pussy...
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>>675074174
oh no, are you gonna bend me over and fuck ME, too???
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>>675074012
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this thread is as dumb as erp threads
entertaining
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>>675073443
I lick and cum on that birth mark on your hand, in fact I'll paint that bitch like Picasso
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>>675074173
You're not going to get a whore from 4chan, trust me it never works
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>>675073797
So far I'd play with your tits
Might clamp them dowm
I need to see more t9 say more
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>>675073443
Frankly I'd buy you a kebab. At least take you out to dinner before you get fucked.

And then I'd buy myself a kebab and think about what a good day it was
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>>675074173
women that dont respect themselves dont deserve your respect. Learn it kiddo.
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Snapchat?
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What was that? a feel bad thread?
if you insist
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>>675074173
respect doesn't get you pussy bitch.
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this makes me wanna sit here and feel bad
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>>675073443
>>675073797

You have boy hands, but girl chest... I'm confused... show what's between your legs. I want to know if you have a cunt or a cock.
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>>675074173
Lel the neckbeard projecting onto others. I love it
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everything makes me feel bad
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>>675074307
man, I could really go a kebab right now
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Full bod or fake
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>>675074357
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>>675074282
Guys stop getting baited, you're better than this.
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all this makes me feel bad
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all is all and it makes me feel bad
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>>675074419
qt, show ass please.
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I would clean your dirty fingernails
disgusting
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>>675074419
Dumb bitch took 3 years to take a pic and post it, abandon thread
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>>675073443
I'd definetly buy you a new faster internet connection. Move your ass with this pictures
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>>675074136
>>675074148
>>675074244
>>675074282
>>675074326
>>675074357
>>675074413
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>>675074425
You know what? I'm going to get one right now.
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>>675074459
no feeling sad when boobz are here!!
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ice tea makes me feel bad
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>>675073443
I would like to tongue fuck your tight little asshole before you smother my face with your wet cunt. Then I want to cuddle you and tell you how much I love you while we fall asleep in each others arms. I love you anon.
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>>675073443
What country are you in?
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>>675074419
Spread the cheeks so I can see what I'd do to you
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>>675074419
show us some feet :^)
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>>675074394

I was thinking this too. Don't even care if you got a dick, just show.
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rick and omorty makes me feel bad
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The world needs more Dave. A finer example of 4Chan chivalry I cannot conceive. This may be your dreamboat, screenshots...
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boobs arent real
penis is not real
all tht makes me feel bad
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>>675074609
I love omorty
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CP.
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>>675074419
where are u from and how old op? do you like to rub your pussy?
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dave makes me feel bad
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>>675074560
Nigga whaaat
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>>675074413
Lol, projecting? Sorry for trying to show a girl that there's more to her than her body, and that /b/ isn't a bunch of pigs. Thanks for giving ALL of us a bad name.
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>>675074610
m'lady
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>>675074536
Well you never know...
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hardcore henry makes me feel bad
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>>675074542
I envy you anon. Godspeed.
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>>675074661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn-oOWCer5c
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>>675074682
Who's got the Cheese Pizza?
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cock goblin makes me feel bad
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>>675074560
But you haven't even seen the asshole
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>>675074712
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im extremely depressed
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>>675074712
all of us?? who do you think any of us represent other than ourselves. anyway, quit baiting and leave the thread..
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>>675074713
DO NOT MAKE DON MY FEDORA OF RETRIBUTION.
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>>675074419
I'd fill you up with this black cock, you look like you'd love it
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>>675073443
How about posting some pussy bb
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>Replies: 89
>Posters: 44
Guys...
GUYS
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Op post your nice ass and spread it
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>>675074661
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>>675074826
Aww, are you let me show you something that might cheer you up
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Op, i think i'm gonna follow this kebab conversation, you're so fucking slow
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I would follow you home from walmart. In the right place I would ram the fuck out of your piece of shit rice burner with my American steel and drag you out of the mangled plastic by your hair and rape your loose ass as violently as I can.
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>>675074876
It's almost like people post more than once
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>>675074828
It's an anonymous message board. There is no sense of self when everyone is no one.
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>>675074826
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>>675074925
seriously how good are kebabs
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just post more photos you shit
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>>675073443
How old are you? If your under 20 then stop.
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BPC kebabs
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everything even posting makes me wanna sit here and feel bad
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>>675074925
>>675074826
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>>675074862
FIGHT ME BRUH DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
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>>675074876
Ty for observation
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i am so sad
everything makes me wanna sit here and feel bad
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>>675074742
Thankyou kind anon. I shall hurry onwards to my chicken kebab of deliciousness.
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>>675074873
I hate that smug bastard. I want to cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly.
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>>67507504
Hey fuck you man what fucking world do you live in where 18 and 19 year olds can't post tits faggot
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>>675075126
"Image.jpeg" sounds legit
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>>675075126
Thats it, show us that ass
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>>675075126
What does the tatoo say and when are we getting an ass shot?
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>>675073443
Show ID
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OP Snapchat?
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>>675075126
lol. so strategic, not showing the microdick. What, couldn't cut it as a man, so you have to FAIL at being a woman too?
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This is definitely a trap
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at leas lain can make me happy
i have to leave
my cancer is still killing me slowly and the pain gets to great to post sometimes
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>>675075126
Nice shoulder.
FUCK OFF.
Well.. it depends whic kebas shop you buy from, for example, I remember once in North Italy , this guy used to fill up the kebab with some chips at the end, fucking impressive man, but we have to be careful with the meat
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>>675075126
c'mon show me your nice asshole, i would really like to cream it
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>>675075074
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>>675075278
This place has made me too cynical man ;-;
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>>675073443
i would ask you to go on tiny-chat.
so...
will you go on tiny-chat for b?
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>>675075126
whats your tat say?
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>>675075126
I hate that smug bastard. I wanna cut off his tail and eat his ears so badly
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>>675073797
>>675074419
>>675075126
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>>675075126
>filename
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IF SHE WANTED ANYTHING BUT ADMIRATION OF HER BODY, SHE WOULD GO ANYWHERE BUT HERE.
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>>675075103
I DON'T NEED TO LIFT; I TIP MY HAT & MY CHARM DOES MY HEAVY LIFTING FOR ME. BUT I DIGRESS - LEAVE M'LADY BE, SCOUNDREL!
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>>675075222
>newfag doesnt know how to greentext
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>>675075365
i hate that smug bastard
I wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so slowly
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op, post a pic of your armpits

you're hot btw
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>>675075126
still pretty certain this is a trap

now back to kebabs
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>>675073443
Look like a child... sexy as fuck
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>>675075049
Because only real men go for above 20yr olds
>Faggot
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>>675075482
But anon, he has no ears
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>>675075424
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675075540
his ears are his frying b=pan hes holding
i wanna eat it so slowly
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>>675075514
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>>675074609
Same
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>>675073443
>"Good job, I'm proud of you."
>pat on the back
>"Let's go fishing in the morning, kid,"
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>>675075628
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675075452
You're charm doesn't do the heavy lifting, it's just fucking heavy, fat cunt
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>>675075102
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna face off his ears slowly and eat his cut so badly
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>>675074609
i love rick and omorty
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Show us your butthole or I'm not interested.
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>>675075628
Nigger that's a burrito
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>>675075628
noice
doner kebab is the only true kebab
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>>675075683
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>>675075762
the plot thickens
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>>675075762
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675075762
Effective use of duct tape
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>>675075762
Close-up of your puss pls
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>>675075762

holy fuck i would've bet money on trap.

looks good, spread dat vagoo
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>>675075762
NO DANGLY BITS!
ITS A REAL GIRL!!! HEY GIRL U WANT SUM DIK?
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>>675075792
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675075762
Spread your ass and show us your asshole =^]
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>>675075762

post a pic of your armpits please
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>>675075762
can we see the ass also can i get to know u :)))))))
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>>675075816
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>>675075822
This
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>>675073443

I'd rip your clothes off and force you down onto your knees. I'd have you suck my cock and make you call your boyfriend while you do it like the cheating slut you'd be. When I get close to cumming, I'd pull out of your mouth, tie your hands together, bend you over doggystyle and stuff my throbbing cock deep into you. I wouldn't use a condom, and I'd pump into you harder and faster while pulling your hair until I'd blow a massive load of cum deep int your cunt.
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>>675075762
Ok child .. be discrete mods are watching
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>>675075862
Vi hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675075864
You weird fuck, I like you
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>>675075762

Wait...I don't understand...in this picture you're an amputee at the knee, but you also have feet? How to for the and while that's not possible.
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>>675075762
what's on the floor, travertine?
Anyway, can you put a pencil in you sweety ass?
or a shoes in you head?
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>>675073443
>>675073797
>>675074419
>>675075126
>>675075762

You appear to be kinda young... How old are you? I notice you have avoided all questions posted thus far... hoping you answer this one.
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>>675075899
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675075907
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675075762
How do you tuck up? Tape?
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>>675075959
Fuck that I just wanna know if it got a dick
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>>675075907
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna face off his ears slowly and cut his eat so badly
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>>675075959
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675075959
Shut the fuck up nigger nobody cares
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>>675075950
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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I would fuck your ass until you cried for your mommy..then I would fuck you more.
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>>675073443
Hey bby you look much very sexy I would love to dominate you, email me anonymously: [email protected]
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076061
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076066
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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cutie pls more i wanna cream inside u
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>>675075959
im hoping you fuck off.
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>>675076074
same
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I'd eat your asshole until my jaw hurt and id fuck ur ass till it gaped open wanting more... So I'd fill it with my boybutter and cuddle you to sleep.
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>>675075906
>cunt
> implying she s a man
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>>675076139
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>>675076132
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076132
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675075682
You're charm doesn't do the heavy lifting
You're charm
You're

"You are charm doesn't do the heavy lifting"

WHO'S THE CUNT NOW, RAPSCALLION?
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>>675076175
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076188
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076194

Kill yourself.

Also: who cares how old she is? Illegal or not, shit is worth it.
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>>675074173
Yeah, this is probably bait. But I'll reply anyway,

I respect women too. I respected the girl I choked while fucking last night. I respected her, and left her bruised and worn out. She got what she wanted, and I had fun.

If a woman is posting tits on 4chan, she's not looking for a "nice guy" to tell her, a person that he's never met, she's a sweet girl that doesn't have to do this. She's looking for some attention and probably wants to be treated like a slut. Nice guys that have no experience with women don't understand that most have a very slutty side. That's why nice guys don't get women. They are incapable of giving them what they want. Yeah, they may eventually end up with a woman who thinks she wants a nice guy, if the nice guy something to offer her. But she'll get bored and break it off. Or cheat, if she can get away with it.

So if you're beta as fuck, or even average, grow some balls. Take control, take what you want. That's what women want. And the more they act like they are in control out in public, the more they want you to take control in the bedroom.

TL;DR: 5/10 bait. But brings up shit that "nice guys" should probably know-- stop being a pussy and you'll get more pussy.
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>>675075762
Daddy didn't fuck you hard enough, tonight? You still need more attention, slut?
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Seriously, asshole pics pronto my dear
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>>675076265
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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zoz
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>>675076265
'Mods?
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>>675076281
if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen
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>>675076303
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076322
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076325

Fuck the police.
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>>675076188
Yea I hear chris hansen is back to catch predators after a 10 year hiatus... We have to be careful now... otherwise, someone here may oneday be on Hansen vs predator.
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>>675076216
You are
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>>675073443
feed you
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>>675076398
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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I'd make you sit on a Pepsi bottle till it was halfway up ur ass
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>>675076407
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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What the fuck is up with the million posts of:

"i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly"

Are you a fucking moron that doesn't have anything better to say? Why don't you log off /b/ and go suck off your Dad some more, or better yet.. go lick your Mom's pussy. I don't think you've been molested enough yet.
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>>675076470
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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goddamnit she needs to post more before the thread dies...she's so hot
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Heys guys, how's this bread
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>>675076486
And I fucking hate you faggot
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>>675076504

He's a twelve-year-old neckbeard who still gets breast-fed.
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>>675076504
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076281
quality post anon.. after hundreds of threads like these, those kind of anons dont seem to get it.
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>>675073443
I'd take you to a nice seafood-dinner and never call you again.
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>>675075959
14....
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>>675076545
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076524
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076508
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076557
Faggot go jam fried chicken up ur ass
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>>675076584
Post spread cunny
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>>675076550
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076639
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076504
We have an autist in the thread.. But its ok, he's getting the attention he never had as a child and doesnt have in his daily life.. he has lots to make up for.
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>>675076633
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076584
Not OP, obviously.

OP, DO SOMETHING SEXY FOR US
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>>675076676
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076716
Yea I'm just trolling lol
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675073443
Show you my Pouke'mon collection.
*Tips fedora*
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>>675073443
ride my face please
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>>675076555
>>675076696
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>>675076824
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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can somebody give me an alternative for some cute teens kek
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly.
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>>i like that handsome devil
i wanna mix him a drink and toast to his health so badly
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>>675076860
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>>675076870
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly..
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>>675076891
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076893
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly...
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>>675076953
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly....
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I wish I knew if OP was a boy or a girl. That would make this thread worth wild.
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>>675076953
oh god i would fuck u so hard, just keep them cumming
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>>675077032
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076953
Pussycat, you are golden!
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly.....
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly......
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>>675076953
Seriously show me ur asshole so I can rub one out
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly.......
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I'd find 2 clothes pegs and put 1 one each nipple.
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly........
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>>675077125
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076953
clearly under 18 but so am i so id stick ya
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly,
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>>675077130
Ur a cunt
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>>675076953
Sit down spread your pussy and take pics
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>>675077164
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675076953
Trap or not, SPREAD ASS!!!
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>>675077176
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675077156
reported, ungerage
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly,,
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>>675077211
why are you trying to derail this thread?
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly,,,,
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>>675077233
NOOO PLEASE DONT.
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>>675077164
Please spread ur pink little asshole open
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly,,,,,
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>>675077164
Damn.... you're perfect. I would definitely fuck you.
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>>675077233

Fuck off and die.
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>>675077251
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675077164
cute. now get down on your knees and show us your ass.
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I would fuck you till you bleed you cunt!
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OP, would you get us all hot by showing us a picture of you making us a sandwich...?
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i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly,,,,,,
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i would omorty you till you rick apart
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>>675077303
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675077274
I'm gunna cut ur dick of slowly faggot
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>>675077313
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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>>675074244
The shit around you butthole is disgusting
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>>675077341
this post made me laugh so hard I threw up a little.
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>>675077359
i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly
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I would love to see a close up of your vag:) would cuff you to the bed
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>>675077164
Just spread ur ass bby =^]
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>>675074357
You sound more autistic than the bait
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I would tie you up with my rope; arms behind your back, legs spread, blindfolded. I'd make you call me Daddy while I eat your pussy, keeping you on edge until you beg for release. Eventually I'd let you cum, and then I'd force you to take me in your mouth and fuck your face. I'd take your blindfold off, and shove my hard dick inside of your pussy. You'd scream as I pounded you and I'd unload deep inside of you.

I would put your blindfold back on after making you watch the cum dripping out of you. You'd rest for a few minutes before two of my friends come in and have their way with you, too.

Do you have snapchat? Add me, illabye ;)
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To the retard autistic faggot posting the repetitive:

"i hate that smug bastard
i wanna cut off his face slowly and eat his ears so badly"

I hope you burn to death slowly in a fire. You really are a worthless faggot. You're not funny, you're not clever, and everyone hates you. Though you're probably a sad little faggot that gets off on the fact that people hate you. Enjoy your pathetic existence in Mommy and Daddy's basement. I hope you die.
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>>675077164
Show us your spread pussy
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>>675077164
Write "FUCK ME MIKE" if your real <3
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rick and omorty was the best part of the thread.
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why
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Hallo boyzngirls, tell me please, isn't that a CP???
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>>675077566
Oh no! And then are you going to fuck me in the ass too?
Get a job fag.
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>>675077164
You look real to me.
Why are you posting nudes on /b/ girl?
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>>675077582
Hey, Mike
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>>675076281
From my experience this is true. I know the most dominant alpha woman, she is leading everyone in life around her, women and men are following her and let her be in control of the situation all the time in public. She is a completely submissive slut in bed, because she gets off of the fact she isn't in control anymore, she doesn't have to plan and think out anything and she can just let herself go. If I command her to push her ass towards me and grab her by the neck, she gets really wet and doesn't want me to stop even though it's really painful to her. She is a confident, leading woman and a princess outside the bed, and my little whore in, and I respect and love her as a person even when I am treating her like a slut.
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>>675077620
who cares? if only THIS BITCH WOULD ADD ME ON STEAM OR SKYPE SO I CAN GET SOME PICS FROM HER THAT WOULD BE GREAT:))))))
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>>675077629
You'd like that, wouldn't you, you cockmongler. I like writing erotica, fuck off.
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show your butthole op
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>>675073797
anyway it would be cool if u could write anis instead of the date here, ty
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>>675077747
Ofbione Kenobi
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>>675077747
Mmmmm I would<3 tell me more about how you would fuck my ass and teach me a lesson.
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>>675077711
Idk, I'm new here, in my native board moders would ban for CP
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>>675077747
i enjoyed it anon. 10/10 would fap again
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Hey baby, show us a picture of your last report card & g.p.a. stats... oooh, that'd really get me going!
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>>675077711
>trips followed by dubs
>check'd
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>people don't know about this old pasta
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>>675077877
i think op is worth it tbh kek
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>>675077877
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>>675077853
Teach you a lesson on getting ass fucked... Show us ur asshole.
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>>675077904
listen here i have no idea what the fuck is trips or dubs can somebody explain kek
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omorty is rdy
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>>675077877
sauce?
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>>675077164
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>>675077980
I'm your biggest fan omorty! I love you!!
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>>675077975
I will, but only if you degrade me and tell me how worthless i am <3
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If I don't see butthole I'm gunns be pissed.
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I want a rick and omorty thread now.
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>>675073443
I can tell you, if you give me your kik.
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>>675078058
you are but one of many
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>>675077976
bait detected
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>>675073443
Spread your pussy lips and show us that pretty pussy and I might tell you what i'd do to you...
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>>675078124
Go look in a mirror.

Satisfied now...?
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>>675078185
please let this be a meme I havent laughed so hard in so ling!
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and this whole time I've been sitting here like a stooge wanting a spidey thread.
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>>675077982
Long story. Thats the best photo, others are shit tbh
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>>675078111
You're a piece of fucking white trash you fucking white whore I hope you kill yourself with your fucking mind and other shit you dumb bitch
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>>675077164
>>675076953
>>675075762
>>675075126
>>675074419
>>675073797
>>675073443
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>>675078317
WIN!
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>>675078111
Bitch, you ain't worth shit, I'd stick my cock all the way up into your collon and stir your guts until you came like lighting and thunder... Anal is the only pleasure you'd get from me... Your pussy is worthless... And after I shot my hot load up in your guts I'd make you lick the cum off your fingers that you took from ur ass... And then I'd choke you with my dick before round two =^]
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>>675078431
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omortys fav bitch
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>>675078111
Now let's see it
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You fucking whore! Get on you stomach and spread that ass of yours before I shove my cock down your pretty little throat you worthless cunt!
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>>675078534
I love you so much!
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>>675078111
Check'd

Well I'm not very good at dirty talk, but I'll give it a shot. You're nothing but a bunch of holes for my own pleasure. You have no right to think, or feel beyond any cock that you are obligated to worship. Your cunt belongs not only to me, but any other person and every person in this thread. You are our personal fuckhole and nothing more, you whore. You are only worth how tight you are and the only sound you should ever make is choking on whatever cock is in your throat you fucking slut.

Jesus, that was therapeutic.
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>>675078626
She was talking to me cunt.
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>>675078511
>>675078511
new thread
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Op you are a good beautiful girl. Don't do such a shameful thing, please.
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>>675078678
What makes you think it was OP?
Kek
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>>675078731
Ah, schpodangled again.
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>>675078678

He mad
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Well this thread has derailed... I'm the fuck out of here. Thanks for the 7 pics, OP. You're a cute little slut. Wish you would have posted more, but alas... you didn't. Rub that pussy for me later tonight when you go to sleep. Rub it and think of me jerking off to you! ;)
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