Choices thread
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Choices thread
>>675072532
tl;dr
>>675072532
Xar
>>675072532
I choose Xar the Karabos, because it would heal the anal prolapse it would cause.
>>675072680
thanks for the bump
>>675072680
here's a shorter one
>>675072918
But most of these things can't be stuffed in my ass...
>>675073027
The dragonballs?
>>675072532
jji
>>675072918
Goro goro no mi, as allways
A bit longer, but really good
>>675072532
I'll go with ultimate fantasy
>summon chick from bible black
>make her cast spells on a bunch of chicks
>have occult sex orgies
>>675073315
Roll for points
I personally like this one, but it's quite long.
I'll post a shorter one next.
>>675072532
Xar please. No more fucked up knee, no more migraines, no more fucked up eyes.
tfw when I used to work at bad dragon
>>675073315
Roll
>>675073315
Loll
>>675073737
>Valhalla
>primary God of War
>Secondary God of Wisdom
>Smite
>Healing
>Prophet
>Muse
>>675074728
White hole.
Sorry I mean immortality
>>675074061
Sexytime x4
Cash x5
Intelligence x4
Time Control x3
Metabolism x3
Telekinesis x1
>>675073315
roland
>>675075232
2 of 2
thanks for the help
>>675075984
>>675076019
keeping the thread alive for the guys that are still finishing that 10 year solitary cyoa
>>675076109
>>675073315
They see me rolling
is anyone still here?
>>675073315
Roll
>>675076412
I'll keep posting then
>>675076444
nice get
>>675076523
forgot pic
1/2
>>675076718
2/2
kitsune 1/3
Also please bump this thread, my posts don't work anymore.
>>675073315
Roll
>>675076894
male version 2/3
1/2
2/2
>>675073315
Rolling
>>675073315
roll
>>675077737
Everything revolves around yugioh.
I can already see the chaos.
>>675073315
>>675073586
>>675073910
>>675073995
>>675075224
>>675076117
>>675076372
>>675076444
>>675076898
>>675077530
>>675077894
somebody, finish this up, please
>>675073315
Point roll.
I don't even know what I'm posting at this point
>>675073315
roll
Amazing thread, thanks
>>675073315
>>675078370
this is how it's done.
>10,000/year
>Regular room (60)
>Gourmet food (40)
>Washer and dryer (35)
>Toilet paper (34)
>Hygenic package (31)
>Temp control (28)
>Cleanliness (25)
>Health clinic (20)
>Library (10)
>Music room (5)
>Shit TV (3)
>Shit computer (1)
>Bread (0)
is anyone still here?
If not this is the last thing I'll post today.
>>675078702
I'm here,
>>675074952
>Bloodlord
>Hellsing is canon
>>675073315
High points please
>>675074061
Intelligence x 20
Spend all on mathematics and physics.
>>675073315
roll
>>675073315
asdasd
>>675073315
sheeeiiiiit
>>675072532
Virgil, as it's impossible to actually die from being too old, being able to cure all illnesses and wounds is basically immortality.
>>675072918
Portal gun/boots
>>675073315
Rolling first
>>675073737
Limbo could be fun, Trickster, Destiny.
>>675073872
I'd be ironman for the money.
>>675074794
1 Strength, 2 Toughness, 4 Recovery, 2 Speed, 3 Appearance, 4 Shape, 3 Feed Amount, 1 Feed Style, 3 Sunlight, 0 Siring, 1 Minion, 1 Stakes I'll take crosses to keep it at 24.
>>675078702
The Answers, Appearance, Immortality x2
i wanna get the biggest
>>675073315
Try
>>675080193
i point to spare
>>675073315
rolling kek
>>675072532
winston's tail or David the warewolf for sure
>>675073315
roll
>>675072918
wow none of these are great but i guess a harrypotter wand
>>675073315
roll
>>675080604
>>675073315
>30 points
Stupid RNG I'll take everyone forgets about me for +25 meaning my total is 55
10k/year 0 (Assuming I can still get a job and increase this normally)
Normal Room 10
Fast Food 10
Primo PC 15
Unlimited Weed 10
Hygene Package 3
Temp Control 3
Toilet Paper 1
Clean Facilities 3
I guess that'll have to do. I may remove 2 fingers for some more stuff (pinky and ringfinger on right hand) but idk.
>>675074061
5int time4 regen4 telaport2 metabolism3 sex2
wow, I come back to this thread and it's still alive?
ok, guess I'll keep posting then.
any requests on what kind of cyoas I should post?
>>675073315
Rollin high
>>675082005
Fml
>>675073315
rolling
>>675082095
oh shit I completely forgot about this one.
should I post more like this?
>>675073315
roll
>>675082199
I had one where you were abducted by aliens and had to live there for 10 years.
I can't find it anymore, but it was a good one.
If anyone else has it please post.
>>675082430
>>675082500
>>675082594
>>675073315
roll
>>675073315
rawl
>>675073315
fsdfb
>>675073315
Rolla
>>675073315
Roll
1/4
>>675083935
2/4
>>675083995
3/4
>>675084034
>>675084367
and another roll thing
>>675073315
rollando
pick one
>>675084367
>>>roll
>>675084662
>Somewhere in space
>Lods emone 2
>companions 2 (one of my bros)
>Bending powers 2 earth and air
>Corporational leader
>Mercer's blacklight virus
pretty nice get
anyone still here?
>>675073315
rollin
>>675075232
Roll
>>675085313
be back in a few minutes, keep the thread alive if you want more.
>>675072918
Pokeballs
>glaceon
>salamance
>gallade
>mega swampert
>porygon
>shiny toxicroak
>>675072532
Cole. I'll suffer a loose ass for guaranteed success at life.
>>675075545
To g
>>675073315
rickroll lol memes
I'm back, what should I post?
>>675086824
>>675086930
>>675086967
don't forget to keep the thread alive by bumping
>>675072532
Roll
big rolling thing
>>675087295
>000000
I need to do something, be back in 5 minutes or so
>>675073315
Roll
>>675073737
>tfw god of evil describes all three major Western religions
>>675073315
Roll
>>675087295
Lets go
>>675073315
roll
>>675073315
roll
>>675072532
2. the ultimate fantasy
>>675073315
rewl
>>675073315
Rell
>>675073315
seth
Sorry, that took longer than expected
after this one I'll post 2 big ones
1/3
2/3
>>675073315
Roll
3/3
>>675073315
rollish
couldn't find the one I was looking for
>>675073315
lloR
>>675072918
pokeballs
played pokemon like 5 mins ago lel
>>675073315
rolling
>>675090941
which pokemons would you choose though?
>>675073315
trine
>>675073315
Roll
one of the simplest cyoas
>>675073315
rollinnng
>>675073315
rollin'
1/5?
2/6
>>675073315
rolling
3/6
>>675073315
roll
4/6
dlc!
5/6
>>675073315
id:01 roll for blood
>>675080701
sauce ?
>>675073315
roll
>>675072532
duke the bad dragon
>>675073315
rolling it
>>675073315
Rollan
well shit 6/6 doesn't want to be posted, it apparently had an embedded file now (it didn't do that before).
It was a dlc anyway, have this instead.
I don't have the mistery option
>>675092148
*mystery option
same for this one
>>675091599
So I'd take the head cold thing for 25 extra points. That's 124 points.
100,000 x2 salary: 94
Regular Room: 84
Washer, dryer, toilet paper, wardrobe, hygienic package, library: 65
Gourmet food: 45
Excellent computer: 30
Unlimited sex: 10
Unlimited marijuana: 0
I Think I can hack it.
>>675090817
1 Reptilian
2 increased speed
camouflage
natural weaponry
regeneration
3 must rape
infiltration
dark hero
4 mooks
enhanced speed
vibro-blade
napalm breath
enhanced regen
>>675092663
nice
>>675092663
Although, if I forgo the toilet paper (can clean my arse in the shower) and washer, dryer wardrobe (I'm alone except for the lady, so what the fuck do I need clothes for?) I can splurge on cleanliness and temp control.
>>675092953
>>675073315
jkj
I don't know what to post anymore
>>675073315
rollando
>>675072532
Winstons Tail
>>675072918
Portal Gun
>>675074061
Sexytime
>>675074586
Amlia
>>675073315
tft8t
>>675093967
>sexytime
X20?
>>675073315
Rolling for points!
>>675073315
Roll
30 more untill image limit
>>675072532
Imagine the kid who got walked in on while making this.
>>675072532
Xar
>>675094832
or the guy who has saved this on his computer
>>675072532
odds david, even clayton
>>675072532
all you need is a smile and a gun
>duke the bad dragon
>>675073315
Roll
>>675073315
>>675094166
Alrighty then, choices...
Was thinking about my options with a base 30, so the extra 33 is nice - I'd go with the lose 2 fingers (pinkeys), and the debilitating headache chance for +50, so I got 113 total to work with.
Essentials, getting the basic room for 10, fast food for 10 and the computer with t3 internet for 15
Then the clinic for 5, especially since I got the headache chance.
And now for the combo of gym for 10,3 for hygiene, 1 for tp and 5 for washer (especially since I'm skipping out on temp control).
So now I'm up to 59 points, so I've got 54 points left. Think I'll grab the 100k per year to make it more worthwhile for 30 (and I got those dubs for double money :D), so 34 more... Think I'll grab the unlimited sex for 20, the hd tv and I'm 1 short of the consoles, so I suppose I will get the temp control
>>675073315
Roll
rollick
>>675073315
rolled 83
1mill a year
shit room
fast food
hygen
shit paper
shit tv
56k puter
i been to jail for four months, i could do this... i already am
>>675072532
Waifu dildo. No contest,
>>675095583
>>675096150
id take the 18% sicness
gourmet food
gym
10 fucks
>>675073315
rollin
rwkk
>>675073737
tarturus
trickster
contract
>>675073315
rolen
>>675073872
wolverine or turle
>>675073315
rooooooooollll
>>675074061
3invis 2teleport 4time
11 regen
I'm back
>>675073027
you have to train your anus
And I have to go again.
I didn't think this thread would last this long...
be back in 30-45 minutes.
one last cyoa before I go again
>>675074665
the road
>>675074728
white whole
>>675073315
rlll
>>675072918
>The power of the Thu'um
You never said I had to wait for recharge so I can basically stand still and rapidly use unrelenting force to do completely fuck all.
>The world will be at my feet
>>675075232
im now a female sex addict that can invis & teleken fug
>>675073737
All seem fun, but
>Otherworld
>Nature, Peace
>Vision, Contract, Destiny, Prophet
>>675100689
close
>>675073315
>>675073315
rolls
We're back!
>>675101963
2/4
>>675102238
3/4
>>675073737
>Otherworld
>God of knowledge + God of nature
>Destiny, Contract, Martyr, Smite
>>675073315
roll
>>675102350
4/4
>>675073315
Rawl
>>675073315
rollio
Xar
>>675072532
Tentacle looks like the funnier of the bunch
>>675073315
rollerino
>>675074586
Ur ftw
15 more pics
>>675072918
If I had a pokecenter pokeballs
If not portal gun
>>675103952
no pokecenter as far if it's not mentioned
>>675072532
dav the wherewolf.
1/4
>>675104436
2/4
>>675104573
3/4
>>675073315
rollerinorilloroll
>>675073315
roll
>>675104639
4/4
>>675104122
Well that's dumb. Not like a vet can heal them and with no potions or other ways to heal em might as well get 6 magicarp and eat them.
>>675073315
Rawlin
>>675073315
roll
>>675072822
>I choose Xar the Karabos, because it would heal the anal prolapse it would cause.
this seems to be the right answer
>>675104949
yeah, maybe they do come with healing supplies or something maybe even pokecenters, but since it's not specified I really don't know.
also no god-tier legendaries, but you can get the tardis and any devil fruit, since the tardis can make you godlike and some devil fruits can make you immortal/invincible it's quite unbalanced.
>>675072918
>dragonballs
use the first one to wish for immortality
give no shits about the others
>>675073315
roll
>>675105901
>not using first wish for world domination, perfect hypnosis (like geass) or something similar
I mean it would make it easier to find the dragonballs, and maybe you wouldn't want to live as an immortal in a world where any moment somebody can wish for the earth's destruction.
>>675084367
Rolling!
>>675073315
ROLL
finishing this thread with everyone's favourite classic cyoa
>>675073315
Roll
>>675073315
rollllll
Rool
I like how, when I made this thread I intended it to not stay alive for too long and then it survives for 6 and a half hours.
Thanks for keeping the thread alive, I'll do this again some time.
>>675106185
so easy, hawks feather
what should i do with all the other powers in my short lifetime
>>675074061
20 regen nigga
i'd be impossible to operate on
>>675106286
I can continue if anyone's STILL interested
>>675106798
use them to gather the dragonballs and wish for immortality
rofl roll
>>675073315
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>675106870
I don't know how many cyoa's you have but, if you don't have it already I can give you the link to the dropbox filled with cyoa's form /tg/
>>675106781
thx, they're great help in writing, roleplaying sessions or as a bedtime stories.
>>675105422
Well if I could heal them I would take my chill team:
Snorlax
Shuckle
Ludicolo
Gardevoir
Froslass
Blazekin
So no legends, and immortality would suck.
>>675106893
yea thats a point :D
>>675107039
>>675106870
http:// pastebin dot com slash vrqYhnpu
>>675107039
now its almost 200.
Gib link and Ill check for something, make a new pack and probably post it on /tg/ once its going to be a serious collection
>>675107054
Yeah or when you just have a lot of imagination and are really bored
>>675073315
rollerino
>>675073315
rolleroni
>>675073315
rollchan
>>675107376
200, that's a nice collection
I don't think I have that much, might download some from the dropbox though.
