/b/, today's my birthday and I turn 19 years old. Always
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/b/, today's my birthday and I turn 19 years old.
Always hated my birthday because it makes me realize nobody gives a shit about me. You guys were always here for me instead of everybody else. Again, I'm at home and no calls or texts from nobody. Feeling kind of down so post some funny or cool shit help a /b/rother get through today
happy b'day cunny, from aus
>>675265598
Thanks mate
Happy birthday faggot
Same boat chief. got dumped a week ago. totally alone all day. happy 22nd to me.
Chin up mate, buy yourself a wicked present and get a hooker. that's what i'm thinking.
happy bday anon.
>>675264955
Happy /b/ day, all the way from Belfast.
Happy birthday man
Happy birthday bro:)
>>675264955
made this video for you
I think it shows well how empty your life is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6fdNVdoCcc
>>675264955
Happy birthday op, I hope this thread makes you smile
>>675264955
happy birthday anon from mexico II, you take care fag and you can do it, my birthday is shit always as well even when i have friends right now because no one's willing to come down in summer, so go figure when i didn't
my point is things get better but birthdays are always the fuckin worst so don't worry, you'll be fine
Thanks for all the birthday wishes you guys it really means a lot :')
For my last 2 birthdays I've just basically tricked girls into hanging out with me without them knowing it was my birthday. 1 from twitter and 1 from tinder.
>>675264955
OP your such a faggot happy birthday
>>675264955
Happy /b/irthday anon
Happy birthday my man!
I wish you fuck a ton of pussy!
Merry birthday from England you absolute madman
Happy b-day /b/rother.
>>675264955
Have a little sister!
Happy birthday from Romania.
>>675266666
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Happy birthday from a christian sand nigger.
OH SHIT OP IS SATAN, HURRY SOMONE SCREEN CAP.
>>675266666
That's a hell of a birthday present.
>>675265924
Kek'd at how accurate this is
>>675264955
Happy birthday op!
happy birthday you fat fuck
Happy bday from Poland, may dosh and good alcohol look kindly upon you!
>>675266663
So illegal, so alluring...
>>675264955
It's my birthday today too, I'm 38 --- my girlfriend was like "happy birthday grandpa"
>>675266666
Wwwoooorrrrddd son wit-fucking-nessed glorious quints
God has descended
>>675266666
Holy fucking shit
>>675267088
I've gotten 2 dubs and quints in this thread. Looks like I'm gonna have a happy birthday after all :D
>>675267127
Haha don't be sad anon, atleast you have a girlfriend to spend it with. Anyways happy birthday !
>>675264955
I've had birthdays like that, go get yourself a hooker or an asian massage girl. I remember once I went to on on my birthday and the bitch said I need to go on a diet.
>>675264955
Man ur lame as fk
>>675267374
Dude, go fuck a hooker that's why God made them. Even Jesus hung around a hooker, they serve a purpose!
Happy birthday nig
happy birthday anon. My birthdays are usually pretty quiet also.
My own bday was actually a few days go. So happy bday, anon! Have this ancient meme!
>>675264955
Happy Birthday m8, I had my 19th in Jan and no-one did shit for me. One of my flatmates had her birthday yesterday and her bf and a bunch of friends planned a bunch of shit for her, surprise cake + fancy dinner + gifts etc.
She seemed to take it for granted but I don't think she realises how much something as simple as that would mean to you or me.
Happy Birthday anon
Happy birthday /b/ro, from Malaysia. Here's some cooking tips. Peace out.
Happy birthday from Paris m8 !
Happy Birthday from Germany! May you have a good time scrolling through those pictures
Hey OP, go cry some more.
Happy birthday. Faggot.
Happy Birthday!
>>675266666
happy birthday m8
Happy Birthday bro, enjoy the rest of your day
>>675264955
At least you got dubs for your birthday.
>happy birthday, faggot
>>675264955
Everyday almost 20000000 people are celebrating their birthdays. You are the only idiot wining on fucking /b/. Really. Kill yourself.
>>675269631
This
>>675264955
Happy birthday op, hang in there.
>pic related
>>675269758
That many people don't even exist
>>675270451
What an idiot
>>675266666
Son of a bitch
>>675264955
Happy birthday
>>675266666
Happy bday anon and any other anons. Mine have been that way around when I turned 15. Fucking sucks
Happy /b/-day, still a little Bit of fagit, get out and slay some pussy bro
>>675271355
Checked
>>675264955
Happy birthday nigger phaggot
>>675266666
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>>675264955
Have some birthday porn.
>>675264955
couldn't get enough attention over here huh?>>675266665
Fuck off kid
Get thread anyone?
>>675264955
It's my birthday too! :D Happy birthday anon
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>>675265841
Happy birthday dickheads, we care.
>>675271957
happy birthday to you too you aftertiming white whore.
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>>675271983
What a lovely specimen. Any more? I'm crazy about redheads.
>>675264955
Happy Birthday space cowboy
>>675266351
you're a fucking faggot. dont even know the difference between your and you're . kill yourself
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>>675264955
Happy birthday from Canada!
Also birthdays don't mean anything, you're just going around the sun again.
>>675272671
Nice, let's turn this into a fap/birthday thread.
Would you mind if we do it OP?
Happy birthday from the UK
made a rap for u op happy bday faggot
happy birthday from Melbourne
Happy birthday /b/rother from your favorite amerifag
Happy birthday fag
>>675264955
Happy birthday nigga.
I'm 22 and no one said happy birthday to me either. After a while you will slowly start to not give a shit that it's your birthday. It's just another day of being alive.
anyways hope you have a good day
go smoke, drink, jerk off or get some sloppy pussy.
Fat chicks need love too mane lol.
Happy birthday!
Your death is now a year closer.
>>675264955
I know how you feel, i still feel lonely even tho i get a few txts. But, happy birthday, /b/ro.
>>675264955
We got you bruh.
Happy Birthday from the one place where all forms of autistic social outcasts, faggots, virgins and aspies are treated equally.
Have the rarest pepe I have OP.
>>675264955
ok, 19s enough. kill yourself.
Happy birthday!
Happy 19th! Enjoy your last year as a teenager.
Happy b'day men, i'm not still a robot
>>675266666
No it can't be... pentodia!
here to ruin the get thread with a no get
>>675275941
yes I got it!
>>675276001
gtfo efg
Newfags and Cancer have made you irrelevant in 2016
rip in spaghetti efg
>>675264955
>no calls or texts from nobody
damn, sorry about that OP. I sorta feel your pain but i don't really have any friends so i didn't expect anything
Hbd from bulgaria
