ITT: we describe films badly and others try guess it.
>faggy mouse
>dresses like a faggot
>not big
>>675278968
Stewart little
>get robbed
>torture peeps that did it
>kill a judge
>outsmarted by a nigger
>credits
>>675280632
law abiding citizen
>spider
>man
>4 Niggers
>They nig
>One goes crazy
>>675280890
Captain America: Civil War
massively overgrown teenager dances on a piano
Juice
>>675280890
batman
>>675278968
big lewis
>dead
>nigger
>storage
>people need to save matt damon
>>675280901
basically any nigger film
boys in the hood at a glance
Colonial beard man kills colonial beard man to avenge son
>>675281071
Saving private ryan
>>675281071
saving crying ryan
>>675280715
fuck, well done.
>sit on front porch
>smoke weed
>see talking head in cupboard
>dodge death
>beat nigger with brick
>leave maiden moist and wanting
>>675281071
team america
THERE IS NO WAY OUT
>>675281067
Pulp fiction
>>675281111
Sweet quints
>>675281071
martian
>>675281071
Martian
>rape
>more rape
>still more rape
>family commits suicide
>>675281173
Correct
>that's a nice business card
matt daemon needs to save himself
3 times
>>675281111
>>675281177
>sweet quints
>sweet quints
>sweet quints
>sweet quints
>sweet quints
>sweet quints
>>675281261
Did you see the sign that said dead nigger storage?
>>675281261
American psycho
>fails at stunt
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpeg
>>675281227
Frozen
>Family escape prison
>Become wanted number one
>Move north
>Move south
>forced back into prison
>destroy the prison and baby kills a man in cold blood
>ride off into the sunset with romantic music
nice family working holiday
set in the winter
goes full retard
not nice anymore
>>675281327
But we arnt talking about my coffee, we are talking about the dead nigger in my garage.
>>675281371
Hotrod
>Tornado hits town
>guy wrestles chair
>Retard Sex
>Credits
>>675281400
the shining
>>675281402
0/10
>>675281402
Haha good choice anon
>>675280956
big
>>675281111
FUCKING CHECKED !!!
*insert check'd meme here*
> stuck in a store
> Christian bitch
> kill your whole fucking family/friends
> get recused
>>675281418
Got it
>>675281445
+1 gg
>>675281482
mhmm
>>675278968
>boy is exploring a forest
>finds talking frog
>frog and boy are now friends
>frog is messing with boys mind
>convincing the boyt to kill his father
>boy kills his father and burns his house
>tom Hanks having adventures in different countries
>>675281426
Gummo
>>675281504
The mist
>white cuck
>kills wife and lover
>breaks out of prison
>nigger friend is dumb af
>>675281504
The Mist?
>>675281386
ez, simpsons the movie
>Guy with parkinsons films a woman's head exploding
>>675281227
A serbian film
>Old fag talks with emo so
>Emo faggot stabs old guy
>Old guy falls down giant shaft
>>675281530
the revenant
>>675281227
devils rejects
>>675281543
lost in translation
>social outcast
>homeless
>only friend is an overachieving prick
>finds small child
>All hope is restored in life
>Ends up killing millions with minty flavouring
>>675281578
Correct, sir! Loved that movie.
> stolen guns
> shit plans
> girl on couch fucks everyone
>>675281227
a serbian film
>>675281631
nope.gif
>Guy has nice day with family
>The undead break lose
>Frogs
>Frogs Everywhere
>Music that sounds like clanking pipes through the whole movie
>why did he have to go into the burning church?
>>675281605
>>675281687
Ding ding ding
Got it
>>675281093
Revenant
>comes home
>they all dead john
>unpleasant shower
>goes apeshit
>>675281227
a serbian film
>>675281609
star wars 7
>>675281683
Jackie brown?
>Stars
>War
>>675281708
oh. i haven't seen it yet
thought it had a frog in it
>>675281543
catch me if you can
>>675281712
Undead Nightmare
>>675281827
>>675281683
Mainly the girl on the couch
>they love aircrafts
>they all drink water in their favorite bar
>not-a-safe-zone.mp3
>>675280632
Too ez
>humanity is hiding underground from a virus that killed almost the whole the population
>white man get selected to go back in the future to collect evidence
>something with animals
>he finds the man who is responsible making and spreading the virus
>he dies on the airport
>Middle eastern Jewish socialist bring peace wherever he goes
>tries to stop fighting and shit
>is brutally killed by fascist state
>>675281842
star trek
>>675281757
Yup
>>675281111
Friday
>>675281913
12 Monkeys
>>675280890
Pulp Fiction?!
>>675281842
Serenity?
>>675281842
Mall Cop 2
>Nazi raped in prison by nazis
>>675281827
No. Think British
>>675281913
12 monkeys
>woman has kid
>live together in a studio apartment
>kid runs away from mum, but the police find him and send him back
>mfw she's millennial trash and drags him to live with her parents
>William H Macy is there
>>675282011
American History X
>>675281530
empire strikes back except the killing his father part
>jews kill hitler
>French kid that never speaks finds shit that he wants to do
>finds that riding a bicycle is pretty cool
>Does a marathon
>acts like a horse
>gets rescued by grandma
>musical
>Why does the animated dog have an asshole
>>675282054
Congratz.
>>675281071
Shaving Ryan's Privates
>>675282011
Nazi Prison Rape 3: Third Reich Thrusters
>>675281932
passion of the christ
>>675281932
The Future of Bernie Sanders?
>>675282064
Tarantino Quentin
>Guy kills people with camera stand
>>675281842
American Beauty
>I quit
>come back it video game
>no
>sister is die
>4 rocky
>big monkey
>>675282148
Too easy?
A hardcore one
>Men talk in a room
>one disagrees
>Eventually they all agree and can leave the room
>hero give his name to the old man
>>675282119
Yup, here's another.
>in a traumatic boat crash
>nearly killed by terrified natives
>have cannibalistic tendencies
>eventually they're all good buddies and learn to live like savages
>>675281982
yerp
>>675282230
12 angry men
>i have no friends
>i made a friend
>fuck the system
>>675281780
rambo 1st blood
>>675282070
belleville rondevous
/ triplets of belleville
>>675282230
12 Angry Men?
>>675282343
10/10 good job
>>675282232
The Revenant ?
Be small guys
Magically become big guys
Back to small because of a nigger
>>675281584
Shawshank Redemption
No one got this
>Australian man runs around in a skirt
>it's old times
>pretty shit movie
>move from shitty hotel room to penthouse suite
>not guilty
>not guilty
>it's all about Styrofoam
>Really good at math
>TFW it's not your fault
>>675281842
Battlestar galactica.
>big city
>bill murray's have to deal with a white fatass
>>675278968
An american tale
>>675282426
walkabout
>>675281842
robin hood
>>675282426
Braveheart.
>>675282436
rain man
>>675282436
a beautiful mind?
>>675282426
gladiator
>>675282314
>>675282361
nice !
>>675281543
polar express
>>675282334
Fight Club?
>>675282509
Nope.
>>675282426
Braveheart
>>675282474
Tokyo Jungle
>wife is a bitch
>kill her
>eat her
>eats hookers
>heart attack
>>675282436
good will bunting
>Zombies
>Moonshine Zombies
>Moonshine Zombies that rape a girl
>Kill them with bug spray
>>675280901
Juice
>>675278968
avatar
>>675282520
Negative.
>>675282401
Nope, try again! Think animated.
>>675282436
mediocre will fishing ?
>>675282582
Correct.
>>675282552
Yup
>>675282528
> man gets falsely tried
> learns his shit in jail
> revolutionizes legal system
I really liked that movie. Try this one. Alo old as fuck.
>>675280981
lol dumbass it was obviously spiderman
>There's a war
>It's of some worlds
>theres a lump on your tittie
>everyday its a getting closer going faster than a rollercoaster
>>675282724
Space wars
>>675282721
1/10
>>675282474
ghost busters
>>675282724
call of duty : world at war
>>675282724
War of the Universes?
>collect toys
>robots
>sex toy dies
>ride a bike
>no one gives a fuck
cringe fest 2016
K how bout this then.
>Brings monkey from the mountain
>ZING-AI !
>New zealand gets infected by overbearing mother.
>Latina and dork ride of into the sunset after everyone dies.
>>675282770
>>675282785
>>675282799
All correct
>creepy shit in the fog
>mfw it's always the gubmint's fault
gritty detective hired to kill a clients mom fucks clients your sister. based of a play
>>675278968
> emo teenager wants to an hero
> shenanigans happen with crazy people
> not that emo and doesnt want to an hero
>>675282819
OP's life
>president flys plane himself
>cheesy
>>675282893
Beetlejuice?
>azn defecates on rug
>doobie in bath
>friend dies
>social outcast
>homeless
>only friend is an overachieving prick
>finds small child
>All hope is restored in life
>Ends up killing millions with minty flavouring
>>675282883
The myst-y fog ?
>winchester
>jumping fence
>another cornetto
>Getoffmyplane.jpeg
sexy bad girl goes back in time and tries to erase human history.
>>675282923
Air Force One
>>675282939
Bagh the big lebowski, nigga
>>675282778
nope
>>675282724
day-z
>>675282981
Yes
>>675282995
shaun of the dead
>>675282995
shawn of the red dead redemption
>Violent younger brother jealously murders his older brother, and convinces his nephew that he was responsible for his fathers death.
>Nephew flees, and the violent uncle sets his cronies onto him to kill him, but the nephew escapes
>Is brought up by two adults who are most likely (but unconfirmed) stoners
>Meanwhile, violent guy is fucking his nieces, sister-in-laws, etc, and basically running his brothers empire into the fucking ground
>Nephew returns, and confronts his uncle.
>Violent uncle taunts the nephew, triggers PTSD, edmits he killed his father
>Faggot nephew lets violent uncle live as long as he never sees him again
>Faggot nephew then shacks up with his cousins, aunties, half sister, and has his way with them, and they have his children
>Niggers
>ghost and shit
>cuz
>>675282939
The Dude Abides
>>675282403
No one?
>>675282919
no, but ill except it
>obviously your not a golfer
>I can get you a finger
>over the line
All i want is a new rug
>Man goes back in time to stop a bunch of shit going gown
>Foggy is not a cripple
>ends up an heroing with time travel
>>675283025
nope
>cops
>dinosaurs
>vikings
>hitler
>>675282995
Shaun and the Funky Bunch
>>675283006
Air Force One
>>675282939
Big Lebowski
>>675282995
shaun of the dead
>>675282704
aw man.... i don't know.
Hint ?
>>675283110
The Small Lepruchki
>>675283122
Hackerman
>>675283079
The Lion King
>>675282923
Snakes on a Plane
>>675283079
The Lion King
>>675283079
Hamlet?
>>675282853
people don't know that before lord of the ring, peter jackson directed some really shit movies.
>kek
>>675283226
character in it but not the title
>>675283264
nope
>>675282817
Toy Story 2
>The Mayans were right
>Long awaited Oscar
>stupid facts about brain
>bitch gets smart
>bitch gets very smart
>bitch is so smart she can fight without training
>bitch becomes a computer forevah
>>675283232
>>675283266
Righty righty
>>675283285
Wrongy
>>675282937
Noooooooop
>stars
>wars
>menaces
>>675283323
lucy
>>675283079
Lion king.
>>675283313
fucking kek but no
>>675283321
The Revenant
>>675283343
Dude, Lion king is just Hamlet with lions.
>>675282232
Madagascar
>>675283318
2012
>>675283318
1984 ?
>>675283323
alcohol 120% ?
>>675281896
Top kek
>>675282210
Spy kids 3-d
>>675283422
Yup
>>675283375
Winrar
>>675283294
character made the movie. fuck your title
e=mc^3 motherfuckers
>>675283402
i have never thought of this and never would have. brilliant.
>>675283363
disney ?
>>675278968
Retard becomes a millionaire by being a retard
>foot stool kills person
>niggers
>poor investment
>no apartment
>rubix cubes
>Tom Hanks is a cast away on an island all by himself. He's the only actor for most of the film, the rest of the cast are away. He learns to fish by making a rod and then he casts the line away from him, towards the ocean. Eventually makes a raft and is rescued, and after years is cast away back into the world he has forgotten.
>>675282573
Microwave Massacre?
>>675283363
Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan
>faggot devotes whole life to his daddy
>niggers get infected
>niggers wage war on glorious whites
>nigger betrays nigger in classic nigger fashion
>>675283469
man im so good at this considering i aint been to the cinema in over a decade
>>675283481
i guess. but this is a guess the movie thread
>>675283531
Captain Phillips?
>>675281177
Those are quads Cuck
>>675283507
jobs
>>675283507
the million dollar baby
>>675283507
Forrest Gump
>>675283007
>sexy
Hint: she's some kind of cyborg.
>>675283507
chamilionaire - ridin dirty
>
>>675283531
They said poorly, not write out the exact imbd article.
>>675283482
Literally all Disney films are preexisting stories redone with faggoty animals. Cold hard facts
>2 cowboys
>faggots
>fuck each other
>>675283531
captain ron
>>675283507
Either Billy Madison or Mr. Deeds
>>675281732
Prince of egypt
>>675283427
correct, new one
>dildos take over spacebase
>dead humans make more dildos
>game over man
>>675283531
Forrest Gump
>>675283556
Winrar
>>675283651
broke back benders
>got some work to do
>Nah, let's just go on holiday
>A human voices a dog voices a human
>Probably high as shit the whole time
>>675283641
another 1/10 for you
>keep trying though
>>675283651
django unchained
>>675283679
Nope i'll give you one hint
>They all die from frogs
>>675283523
The Pursuit of Happiness
>deadly tire.
>Takes place in SoCal or NYC or DC.
>>675283563
Ben Hur
>wake up to get a chilled carbonated beverage
>assume peers are preparing food over naked flame
>come to conclusion involving combustion
>fail to apply applicable footwear
>hastily evacuate area to preserve life
>contract bronchitis
>have no time to manage condition
>>675283093
A Haunted House
>>675283680
aliens
>although it's not a space base it's a planetary base.
>>675283763
Rubber
>>675283615
Stupid is as stupid does
>>675283651
Please fuck off, don't remind me of that movie.
>>675282893
Frozen?
>>675283651
Bareback Mountain
>>675283756
Alien
>>675281913
The matrix trilogy
>>675283763
Rubber
>>675282403
Space jam
>jets
>volleyball
>motorcycle ride
>>675283507
slumdog millionare
>>675283904
Wrong
>>675283924
I got really high and watched it on Netflix once. I couldn't stop laughing.
>death by shower cord switch
>>675283680
Aliens
>>675283966
Too easy.
Top Gun
>so much debt
>"make money here"
>k
>end up in prison for murder
>>675283966
Top gun
>autistic son
>ocean liner
>fml
>taxi
>>675283913
Nope. Guess I win this one.
Here's the movie.
I'm so sorry
>>675283856
>>675284025
correct
>dude trains to shoot other dudes
>finally gets chance to shoot said dudes
>lolnope faggot you ain't shootin shit
>end
>>675283966
Top Gun
>nice dubs btw
>>675283107
alice in wonderland
>fucking hatman and shrooms.
>>675283112
L..Life is strange ?
>>675283780
No, but Charlton Heston is my main man.
>Guy named John
>Dies at the end of the movie
>>675284098
Jarhead
>Run your businness as usual
>Nazis
>Voldemort
>???
>Profit
>Cry
>>675283112
Looper?
>old colonial land is attacked by pensioners
>They lose the fight and end up part of society
>they all live together in the end in a shitty, third world hotel
>>675284018
Wtf is a shower cord switch?
>>675283966
Top kek
>>675284098
Jarhead
>join airforce with best friend
>best friend crashes plane into ocean
>he must be dead, I'm gona sleep with his girl
>oh no, he isn't dead.
>>675282893
Donnie Darko?
>>675282704
Spawn
>>675284111
witnessed
> Shitty teens go to woods to fuck, do drugs, drink and get murdered
> Rednecks wanna go fishing
> "Sorry officer here I was minding my own business when these college kids just killed 'em selves on my property"
>>675284302
Tucker and dale vs evil
>>675284207
Pearl Harbor
>>675282923
Jurrassic World
>>675284181
potter's list.
>>675284302
Tucker and dale versus evil.
>>675280890
Harry potter
>freedooooom
>!!!!
>dies
>two kids
>two unicorns
>devil guy
Guy played by Samuel Jackson dies in movie.
>>675284302
One of the Friday 13th movies
Last time no one got this
>Idiot crashes his vehicle and spreads the dangerous cargo around.
>Guy is sent to clean up before the locals and feds show up
>Shit hits the fan figuratively
>Idiot died in crash..or soon after.
>Second guy goes in full damage control and tries to destroy cargo and the corpses of locals
>Accidetally the whole power plant too
>Fuck! Shoot everything! Maximum damage control!
>Nazi
>Man with whip
>golden box
>>675284207
Pearl Harbor. And the Air Force didn't exist then, it was just the army.
>Buffy the vampire slayer teams up with a stoner and some retards to kill demons
>Whoops, it was rowan atkinson all along.
>smart nig nug has fetish for "in the good ol day" type nig nugs
>tries to be cool
>sells drugs
>nig nug is successful
>>675284111
>compliments dubs, rolls trips.
Well played.
>>675284366
Braveheart
>>675284366
Shitheart
>yes I'm English
>>675284366
cowardKidney
>>675284302
That one with the two brothers who are innocent. You know what one I mean.
>>675284387
Jurassic Park
>>675284387
Django
>>675284387
Deep blue sea
>>675281111
>sweet quints
>fours
>Fly a tree into space
>restart the universe
>Like an onion
>I love him so much
>British are worse than hitler
>Merica
>>675284387
Star whores Revenge of the shit
>teenagers lost
>vampires
>the offer's always open
>kinda like my butthole
>>675283318
King Kong
>>675284302
Trayvon Martin
>>675283152
Jelly? Jeezy?
>the devil is sexy as fuck
>devil drives a lambo.
>the devil is seriously sexy as fuck tho.
>>675284498
Holes
> Kid falls in love with a Jewish queen
> 10 years later she pregnant with twins while he gets promoted to Commander of a fucking army
>>675284525
Lost Boys
>>675284498
shrek ?
>>675284494
>>675284647
nope
>retard immature high schoolers
>get caught up in big case
>strip clubs and drug dens
> he blew in my mouth and got shot
>retard runs on roofs
>beats up 2 downies
>retires
>>675283323
Limitless
big smurfs fightin humans
>>675284217
No
Hint:
Emma Roberts wants the d
>>675284585
Nope.
>architect wants to bang a robot
>peasant masses keep working
>speechless
>party
>dead chick
>angry killer whale
>boat too small
>explosion
>go home
>my swamp
>>675284687
Gran torino?
>>675284660
YES
E
S
>stuck on casino roof
>sunburn
>>675284736
Abadah
>>675284514
Sounds like the Patriot.
>>675284736
Easy shit, Pocahontas
>teenagers get what's coming for them after they desecrate Anne Frank's memorial and make crappy metaphors
>tumblr loves it because 'you just don't get it'
>pussy jumps of Northtower
>nigger takes a picture
>top kek
>>675284059
Nobody?
>>675284826
Yep
>fails test
>earn minimum wage and lives with mother
>meets red head
>falls in love
>she's in trouble
>saves her and is no longer considered a tool even though he still is
>>675284824
Hangover
>>675284824
rain man
>Nazi
>Man with whip
>golden box
>>675284804
Nope
>>675284793
SHRK
>>675284923
Inglorious Bastards?
>>675284923
Harry potter and the fucking wizard
>>675284923
Raiders of the Lost Ark
>>675284923
Raiders of the lost ark
>>675284923
Indianapolis Jones?
>>675284936
Dingdingding
>>675284666
I salute your satanic trips, but no
>>675285006
>>675285016
congratz
>>675284871
Ball Plart Mell Cep
>be a shitty horror writer
>go to spooky room
>"this shit aint spooky"
>turns out to be really fucking spooky
>turns out alright in the end
>just kidding
>burn to death
>>675284873
yes !
>>675284881
also acceptable for some reason...
>>675285051
yep
>>675284059
wolf of wallstreet 2
>>675284098
Wanted
>>675284923
Inglorious bastards
>>675285069
1408
>>675285069
Sinister
>drugs
>murder
>murder
>murder
>almost murdered
>>675284402
i call "aliens"
>>675284923
puld fiction?
> Australia after oil supply runs out
>Snipers n' shit
>Ron Pearlman tries to do a mid-air 360 noscope
>Brad Pitt kills people in Turkey
>It's old times
>Like, reeaaalllly old times.
>>675285194
Crank
>>675285249
autistic alan, dumby dome
military.main characters father might have fucked up. Finds out dad didnt fuck up. Main character is back in the fight. Please guess. Sorry dunno greentext.
>>675285249
Mad Max
a blonde wizardfag that have a walking castle and a grandma wants to fuck him
>>675284554
Bedazzled?
>>675285041
what I ment was what the fuck?
>>675285313
Troyvon
>>675285344
adventure time isn't a movie though
>>675285270
Enemy at the gates?
>>675285313
Troy
>>675285270
Enemy at the Gates
>>675285407
Yezzir
>Machine gains sentience and invades parallel universes
>drags other sentient machines through the wormhole to kill one that didn't want to be part of the new world order.
Wife dies
Meet black guy
Move to the west coast
>>675285344
Howl's moving Castle?
>>675285401
The fountain. It's better if you're high
>Crown in stolen
>king goes apeshit
>blames restaurant owner
>employee and his friend with down syndrome stop him from doing so
>they go on a magical quest to get the crown back
>>675285315
i guess it could be that one too, but i was thinking something else
bald woman with one arm
>>675285531
spregboob rectangular slacks
>poor chav
>found bong
>bong gets chav pretty high everytime he used it
>convince member of royal family to try bong
>has monkey pet
>>675285500
Terminator
>>675285531
Spongebob movie
