I should be asleep
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I should be asleep
I just woke up
Go to sleep ben!
>>675280659
I don't think I've met you yet
>>675280532
Yeah ben go to bed fag
>>675280831
I've seen you around but we've never talked
>>675280991
Well, nice to meet you. Where might you be that it's bedtime? Or well past it?
>>675281099
Australia, and where might you be?
>>675281179
Right on. I'm out in California.
>>675281287
wonderful, got anything on today?
/r/ing manly guys with long hair
I've got to take my car in for some work, but then I'm going for a bike ride.
>>675281636
not bad, good weather for a bike ride?
>>675281569
That's a nice deer.
>>675281743
I think so! It's supposed to be in the high 60's today
>>675281835
How you doing today killer?
>>675281849
60s? I think that's kinda low isn't it?
>>675282001
You warm up real quick once your blood gets pumping
>>675282197
of course, but we probably have very different understanding of hot and cold weather anyway, and I don't know fahrenheit, that might be pleasant weather
>>675281996
did I kill something?
>>675282499
Yes my boner
>>675282382
Ah, I forgot. Like, 20-21C
>>675282499
Not that I know of!
>>675282642
2bad
>>675282700
I thought it was around there but figured I was probably wrong, but that's wonderful weather, make the most of it!
fuck, I start uni tomorrow an hour earlier than I thought I did so I'm going to have to head off now, have good days/nights
>>675282829
I most definitely will! Once I get finished with my coffee I'll probably head out to drop the car off.
>>675282955
You too bud! Nice meeting you!
We need purge this HERESY
>>675283128
Sounds like fun
Them ALL OF YOU MUST DIE
herms
ALL OF YOU
>>675285481
>mfw you accidentally posted this in a furry thread
>mfw I don't have a face
All of you are Just dementyt mutants
Is the guy from Australia still here?
FUCK YOU HERETYKS
What'd I miss?
>>675287926
Lovin the memes friendo
Ur quite the comedian
>>675288263
Want to be that deer.
>>675288607
He's really pretty. Love me some bucks
>>675286017
Completely different ausanon here
>>675288834
Agreed. Where are you from?
>>675289119
Oh. Cool, which state? If you dont mind me asking.
>>675289119
Nah, he had to go to bed.
>>675289133
I'm out here in California
Wait what the hell.. Switch the texts with >>675289133
and
>>675289273
>>675289503
WAIT WHAT. NOW ITS SWITCHED.
Im too tired, I should sleep.
>>675289273
Qld
>>675289621
But you just got here!
>>675289648
its really late there isn't it?
>>675289705
I guess I can stay a bit longer. If you reallly want me to.
>>675289770
Only a little
>>675288834
Well no more bucks for you then =p
>>675289939
I'll take that as a yes.
>>675289970
Horsey would be also fine...
>>675289848
Only if you want. It won't hurt my feelings. Sleeping is goooood.
>>675289970
Aww hell, why not?
>>675290092
>>675290094
Yes and yes
>>675290155
Sleeping is really good, better with someone I think.
>>675290302
Agreed
>>675290094
Meh... Fine! I guess maybe one or two more bucks
I don't really have a lot of horses
>>675290758
All additions will be praised, and lead to semen being spilled at some point
>>675290863
I'll do what I can
ew horses
Deer are best
i disagree
>>675290155
Fine! Lol
>>675291238
What do you like?
>>675291216
nah boy, irl horse surpass every mammal with their clock
>>675291359
disagreeing with people
>>675291396
You mean like this?
>>675291238
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>675291521
yes
>>675291396
Yeah, but that will also kill you.
>>675291422
I can get behind that
>>675291669
>implying death wont make it better
>>675291743
I politely disagree
>>675291741
why reply to me with that?
I like to be forced into a deepthroat not necessarily by a horse.
>>675291910
k then
>>675291970
Shhhh shh shhh just accept it
>>675291743
You sound awfully edgy.
>>675290858
moooorrreeee
>>675292033
Ah, auh.. Okay.
>>675291910
Need more deer?
>>675292304
I won't say no
This thread needs something.
life?
>>675292042
this sounded too edgy i know, but hey,when you look at death from the biochemical viewpoint you will realise it would actually improve the feeling.
Because when you die you body releases chemicals that make you feel relaxed and more accepting of your demise. atleast thats what they say.
>>675292399
cute cat-girl-insects?
>>675292266
This artist omg
>>675292266
good good, also where in aus are you from
>>675292183
there is actually a gif of this
and a female version
>>675292363
lol well fine you win. Here's some more
>>675292451
Needs more chocolate milk.
>>675292498
sure
>>675292630
Thank you.
I think I'm gonna go out for a bike ride when this thread dies
>>675291521
TBH that's awesome. And I've just got here.
>>675292460
Whatever happened to just taking aphrodisiacs before fucking? To each their own I guess.
>>675292726
You better!
>>675292971
Good foreplay is all you need
>>675293188
Ok, but not because you said so.
So what now.
>>675292726
Also don't forget to cum. Dangerous to ride one with a full sack m. =p
continue to supply 4chan with terrible porn
>>675293650
I have to save it for after I get back or my legs are shot. It's better post cardio.
>>675293669
Nah sorry mate. This is the g-furre thread not the Loli one.
>>675294250
You're posting rule 34 of fucking bambi and you're calling Loli terrible porn
Please reflect on that while you sit in the corner with your dunce hat
>>67529385 never had that effect before cardio
>>675294367
pedo detected
>>675294449
Go harder then. Gets that blood pumping, and the post cardiogasm nap is glorious
Finally late enough I can play Crystal Method as loud as I like
>>675294367
Lol! Your rage is hilarious. I think you should take a break from the boards and realize you are bitching about yiff on a yiff thread. You're not changing any minds here. If you're so pissed about yiff being on this board then go bitch to the admins about there being no furry board. I gaurentee you 95% of these furry threads would evaporate from /b/. Until then, yiff threads are here to stay. Deal with it Anon. Also have another Bambi
>>675294973
tl;dr
>>675294367
Friend youve got it all wrong its a feminine penis. not gay
>>675294973
>telling Snuffles, a long-time fur poster, that fur threads are here to stay
I'm sure Snuffles is crying salty tears right now at your harsh words
>>675295232
He is probably devastated.
Alright, Bike time.
Take care everyone
brb suicide
>>675295305
Listening to Crawling In My Skin on repeat as he contemplates suicide, r34Bambi poster's incredible burn having shattered whatever self-esteem he had managed to build up.
RIP Snuffles
Yiff or die
>>675295495
Goodnight sweet prince
>>675295527
He is preparing his body and mind for the feat by cutting his wrists with paper scissors.
>review session
Awesome can't wait for my professor to shame the class for not coming to office hours thereby creating an awkward tension that will lead to people not coming to office hours
mom took away my guns and razors so Im back
>>675295870
Getting ready to delete his browsing history
>>675295441
awh...... okay then. If you have to leave :(. But before you leave... It's dangerous to go alone.. take this with you!
>>675295527
Meh... just speaking the truth. *shrugs*
>>675296122
Did she let you keep the music?
>>675296150
Apparently not.
no all I have is christian rock now
>>675296297
He wasn't criticizing fur porn in general
Just your particular shitty Bambi R34 pictures
Just because someone doesn't want a disgustingly greasy 3am McDonalds burger doesn't mean they hate meat.
>>675296460
Need some extra salt with those tears Mr. Butthurt?
