Alright /b/, here's a challenge: name 1 thing you like about yourself.
I'll probably die someday due to my body aging.
My ability to not give a fuck
I'm just awesome.
I'm actually good looking unlike the rest of you inbred fucks.
I can ignore my flaws and be generally happy with my shit.
My farts or shit does not smell
Good looking, funny/cheerful, smart (read not dumb)
That was easy
I'm handsome, got a nice head of hair, big dick, and girlfriend with a big fat ass
>>676108713
I'm slow, but I don't give up.
i really am good looking and have good cums too.
I try my best
I actually get a fair amount of tail for being such an averagely handsome guy
I'm good looking.
Unfortunately I'm so awkward that only strangers think I'm a qt and people who know me end up thinking I'm creepy and sometimes comment that I "look like I'm about to snap and shoot everybody."
;_; I'm actually a really nice and loving guy though
I'm an Eagle Scout
I don't like anything about myself
I'm not a nigger
i sometimes don't ruin everything i try
I'm a good older brother for my loli imouto
>>676110719
/thread
Wherever I go and whomever I meet, I am the smartest person in the room.
>>676110355
Are they big cums?
I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me
Im pretty amazing all around, even though I want to die cuz depression, but maybe in another life things went well for me
I have a talent for constantly seeing humor in nearly anything, satirical or not.. I have an abnormal amount of fun in my head on a daily basis.
>>676108713
My ability to process information and use said information to my advantage in every situations I find myself into.
>>676110589
Same, its how girls always end up hating me
>>676111428
Wherever you go, whomever you meet you are the Virgin nerd in the room
I'm a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu martial artist. Training in this art has ended my depression. So I'm happy now.
My dick is large and my cum is apparently very good
I can write
It seems like a lot of people make a big deal out of trying to appreciate and enjoy the "little things" in life. The sunsets, the crickets, the green grass, the clouds, etc. I don't have to try, I just naturally find beauty and joy in shit all the time, all day. I'm kind of a depressed person too.. but damn, I drive around with my camera in the car so I can stop and take pics anywhere. I travel around and hike with my audio recording rig so I can make recordings whenever. It's easy for me... and it's fucking frustrating to see some of my friends live joyless everyday and I can't even force them to stop and appreciate these things. Everyone's heads are too far up their asses I think... and they're miserable and most of my friends don't even have the same kinds of problems I have.
https://clyp.it/fxkbhmyg
>>676108713
i suck dicks
I have standards for everything.
Literally everything I'm a narcissist.
I am one with the universe
My will to keep going.
>>676108713
I can make puns out of anything.
Also it's so fucking nice to be white.
>>676108713
I'm empathetic and unselfish. Emotions are a very powerful thing for me.
>>676113862
Can you name the supercluster you live in?
>>676111678
Haaaaaahh I remember that
What a deep question, fuck I think I have depression or something lol
>>676108713
I'm a problem solver. When everyone else at work is grunting trying to muscle heavy equipment around the hard way, I'm the one who breaks out a lever and fulcrum to lift a 600lb switchgear so they can bolt it in place. I maintain my own vehicle, I maintain my own computer, I tend my own wounds.
>>676110589
Holy shit. Are you me?
>6'3"
>probably 7 or 8/10 face
>long wavy thick hair
>only downside is that I'm lanky
>strangers describe me as charming, attractive (I'm well mannered)
>friends think I'm fucked up (I drink a lot, sick sense of humour, chainsmoker, browses 4chan)
>peers think something's off about me
>tfw nobody knows about my 7" dick
I'm a nice guy, generally. I accept my flaws. I'm just bitter that I could be pulling a ton of tail if I could correct myself slightly.
>>676114164
ZEN
>>676112060
Soooo... You have autism?
I love loliz
>>676108713
i cant even think of something to makeup, everyday i pray that maybe today is the day i die
>>676114164
Virgo?
Few sexual hangups.
>>676114516
False. It's called Laniakea "immeasurable heaven" in Hawaiian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENyyRwxpHo
>>676108713
Pretending to be a terrorest
>>676114887
I have moments like that. Like if I'm walking home at night (I don't have a car but everything is nearby (work, school, etc)) and I see headlights coming at me 10 miles over the speed limit, I get STRONG urges to throw myself into the middle of the road at the last second. Or I think about hanging myself in the woods whenever I'm /out/. I'm not depressed or sad or anything. I'm just... Idk. Fucked up.
My humor
And my taste in music
>>676115860
What do you listen to
>>676116213
pierce the veil, 1975, the verve
>>676116213
So much stuff.. But over the last years mostly QOTSA, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz and Arctic Monkeys.
Now I'm searching for new things, listened to a lot of pink floyd in the last weeks.
I'm kind of artistic I guess
>>676115700
yeah my moments have been going on for about a decade
>>676116752
Listen to The Foals. Spanish Sahara is a good song by them.
>>676116667
/Thread
>>676116752
Hey QOTSA is good shit man
Even though other people may not agree with me doing this, I will force my humour upon them in any situation.
I hate being serious and professional; not really an emotionally driven person, but logicallly (attempt it, anyway), however, I try my best to empathise with others.
But I'm one of the laziest and self recriminating motherfuckers out there, but stay true to my philosophies.
I game, bruh.
>>676117247
Thanks dude! I love good rhythm.
>>676117622
If God would show up in form of music one day, he would ask Josh Homme to write it! "And I want Dave on the drums!"
I can attract young girls even though I'm 44. Candy is magic. Would you like some?
I'm now a 4/10.
I am the most modest and humble fucker you will meet and nothing can convince me other wise. You think you're more humble than me? Fuck you.
>>676109883
I beg to differ
>>676111428
Unless im in that room, nigger
>>676118192
oh such cheep keks anon. cheep keks.
>>676117643
Are you me?
>>676112953
Good for you.
I've been told I have pretty eyes. So that I guess. I fucking hate myself. Still I have a decent life so there's no reason to kms
>>676108713
I like my legs
>>676118471
That all depends on whether or not you're me.
Will we ever find out?
Only time will tell.
My ability to act rationally in any dangerous situation.
>except for that one time where I tore into this guy's neck in a fight
>fucker was huge
>wasn't gonna win that shit fighting fair
I like my personality, but I hate the consept of who I am.
>>676113198
that's beautiful, Anon. reading that and looking at the pic, gave me a slight chill and shudder, in a good way. no homo.
>>676118084
Fuck Dave grohl
>>676114537
Sure, why not
>>676119153
Maybe my eyes, and my lips somehow. Taking that out, I'm a fucking mess.
Nothing right now.
Im good looking.
>>676108713
Nothing
>>676108713
Overall natural at everything but with a casual dont give a fuck attitude.
>>676108713
i have an amazing talent at fucking up literally every social interaction. honestly i would be a little sad if a broke my streak!
>>676113198
brother?
>>676114890
ding
>>676119814
Dingo?
>>676108713
I've lost 35 lbs in 4 months and can now do 6 pull-ups in a row.
>>676108713
I can afford a gun
I don't like anything about myself
I don't dislike anything either
I guess that's something to like
>>676119937
Eating babies?
>>676119768
???
I wasn't born as either nigger or Jew, I have rich parents and I've been on five continents on holidays...
I have the ability to charm the pants off a girl & make her fall in love with me & grow a closer & deeper bond with her than with anyone in my entire life, making every day & every conversation into a new breath of air, making her smile every day & vice versa.
Only one girl though. I ain't ever doing that shit again.
That I talk about myself too much
>>676121117
Aaaand you can not read
On the bright side I've been starting to hear music in everything lately so that's pretty entertaining
>>676122221
in a charming sorta way or in an early-sign-of-schizophrenia sorta way?
also, my most sincere condolences on your almost-quints v_v
>>676108713
I have a decently sized dick and I'm smarter than the average Joe
>>676122680
ha, my friend joe is dumb as pussylips
>>676108713
People say I'm smart, even though I think I'm not and try not to act like I'm smarter than anyone.
>>676108713
Not a coward
>>676108713
I do my best to avoid intentionally giving others anger or discomfort
>>676108713
strong abstract reasoning skills
>>676112060
Tldr, you cant live with yourself
I am a virtuoso drummer/percussionist.
>>676123951
Selfs...can't live with em, can't live without em.
i can't find a single thing i like about myself
I don't know I guess I like my ability to forget what bothers me and be happy with what I have
>>676124226
post youtube/clyp/vocaroo pls
>>676108713
i am rich
>>676125028
can you put some dinner money in my paypal account pls ':[
>>676108713
my ability to fake confidence and get laid
>>676108713
I like the mother fucking fact that ain't no bitch worth more than my paycheck. As long as I don't spend more than I can cover in one week on a bitch, homie I'm good. Check yo bar tabs.
>>676125411
You're saucing so hard on us all right now , bruh.
>>676108713
>name 1 thing you like about yourself.
i can still get it up.
makes fapping to loli all the more awesome
im good at siting in my room
>>676123951
Or only they can live with themselves
I've got naturally smooth skin and I don't really get blemishes. Also my fast metabolism along with my natural hairlessness makes me a cute twink by genetics.
My emptiness.
>>676126563
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>>676126667
nice
