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>>768975258
I'll get that right away
>>768975335
That sounds strangely good honestly
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>>768975052
both of you are cute
>>768975328
kek we will see
>>768975335
hi smug how you doin
>>768975335
Still here
And
>>768975627
Mmmm thank you
>>768975844
She is far more cute. Nice gif
>>768974444
I go back to work Tuesday possibly maybe.
>>768975335
OHAYO SMUGS!
>>768976143
Oh! Hello cute!
How is everyone?
does shizuro even have a life like seriously he is always here
>>768976179
I still have at least 2 weeks till I can work. Feels bad man.
I claim Elise from Fire Emblem Fates
>>768976636
How was the driving thing?
>>768976728
I didnt kill anyone! it went pretty well but im always really nervous
how is the hangover?
>>768976039
you both have that cute shy award thing going on
I rely like that gif not shore why hmmmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz7OCpNm5hA
>I feel good, sometimes I don't, ay
This song is awful and the only reason people care about it is because of the virtue-signaling in the music video.
>>768977012
I think some of the lyrics are pretty cool but its a meh overall song I agree
>>768976928
Low bar for success. I'm glad you live tho. My head hurts lol
>>768976987
Tomo is cuter look at her eyes! Because boobs?
I MISSPELT MI LIU
>>768977012
>this video is unavailable in your country
what is it?
>>768977315
you don't have bags under yours?
that might be it
>>768977485
God's plan by Drake
>>768976045
Nice senpai
>>768977434
Close enough
My Loo would have been better
>>768977519
the hole music industry is virtue-signaling at this point
her have some good music to was that bad taste away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME
>>768977485
I meant the green eyes and yeah I do. Everyone wants to squeeze funbags
>>768977803
I'm now searching for Mi Liu, mi liu, MI LIU, My Loo, my loo, and MY LOO
>>768977862
Is this Ska?
>>768977999
>999
nice
what colour are you eyes then.
so true
>>768978238
nope madhouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3AovUZgvo
>>768977315
yeah well isnt that what driving is about? not killing people
I am actually doing well soon, dont think it'll be much longer
yeah that is very understandable you were shitfaced
drink water my boy
>>768977999
I didn't get to see your response last thread. Did you drink any water before bed?
>>768978332
Oh well I like it, you should check out Ska they have a similar sound.
>>768977709
nice duke
>>768978591
I'll have a look see
>>768978982
cute legs cute
Good evening everyone!
How was your day/night?
>>768978332
They are blue! Green is better though.
>>768978508
Well it's for getting to places. Heh I did drink a lot. I have a glass right now
>>768978572
I don't remember so probably no. I did wake up next to an empty thing of Gatorade
>>768979239
Hiya mags
>>768978591
ah yes have heard them just forgot there name
love Too Much Too Young
>>768979054
thank you anon
>>768979239
not bad you?
>>768979285
oooow blue sounds nice
>>768979410
How can she be best girl if you post a thumbnail :thonk:
>>768979346
It's an ice blue color. I like Tomokos emerald green more.
>>768979508
this is just the pic I used as my discord because I like the hair flip she's doing. I have moar if you want a dump
Claiming Monika
>>768979582
No, we dont need a sperg out like our resident autistic Bismarck poster.
>>768979630
>created by a western developer
NOT A REAL WAIFU
>>768979630
Hi monikaaaa
>>768979630
I love that fucking girl so much
>>768979764
2D is 2D, waifu are 2D. Its acceptable.
>>768979663
Alright fair enough
>>768979285
Heya Tomoko. Got any plans for the rest of your day?
>>768979346
Lots of needy people at work today so I didn't get much reading in. Now I'm rereading what I did read to make sure I didn't miss anything. After that WoW.
>>768979410
So small... can't tell if cutes
>>768979630
And how was your day today?
>>768979764
>Being this salty over a waifu
>>768979890
May go to the movies and get pizza! How about you book reader?
>>768979239
hello!
I didnt die while driving today
what about you?
>>768979285
nah thats secondary objective, mainly not killing people
prob down some pain killers as well
>>768979410
Hi 02
>>768979568
holly fuck your cute
there cute too
>>768979890
what you reading
>>768979765
Hiya Tomoko
>>768979817
She's great, isn't she?
>>768979890
I'm doing surprisingly well for once. Spent a third of my time awake studying so far. I want it to be more but it's a start.
>>768979966
Why drive then? I have they don't seem to e doing a good job for Tomoko
>>768980041
Not at all! It's so meh a color. Theirs is adorable tho!
>>768980050
Doing anything fun?
>>768975844
Well of course. You?
>>768976179
OHAYO PLUSHIE
>>768976268
Fine! Whats up?
>>768976636
+pat
>>768979239
+lick
>>768979630
+pat
>>768980271
+hug
>>768980154
Just studying more coding today. Going to get more into debugging and assembly in the next few days. But I need to get to reading more of my art history stuff, I've been slacking on it. Yourself?
>>768979965
OOOooo... what ya gonna go see?
Saw Deadpool 2 yesterday. Not as good as the first but still a solid 8/10
>>768979966
Why would you die while driving? Do you live in a clifftop? If so can I live with you? :P
>>768980041
1984. I'm a sucker for dystopians and current trying to work through a "100 books you should read before you die" list.
>>768980050
Well art is sooooo boring... Who cares about some dude who painted something x years ago, can't I just appreciate the picture for what it is?!
Also, did you get a rubber duck yet?
>>768979849
Morning Rory. Whats on the agenda today?
>>768980271
Stop it... that tickles
+hug
>>768980506
Was gonna be Pathfinder but it fell through. Now its just potter around home and clean up.
>>768980506
I've actually been studying for my coding class, I've really been putting off the art studying... I need to make myself get to it today though.
>>768980456
Sounds like a lot of work! Art history sounds like a lot of remembering.
>>768980506
Probs deadpool 2. Should be nice. Still excited to see the Star Wars solo movie. I want to witness a train wreck in all its glory
>>768980050
FUCKING MONIKAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>768980124
Its a good colour it special cos every other colour overrides it
>>768980271
I'm doing good to, got any plans tonight?
>>768980506
well there is one of the best dystopians ever written and one of my faves
whats up next in your list
>>768980941
rely an ifunny water mark
>>768980970
Makes me want to cuddle her even more!
>>768980941
cute
>>768980941
>ifunny watermark
>>768980746
It is, luckily I've picked an easy teacher. They're all just papers and essays are something of a strongsuit for me.
>>768980941
Does Natsuki need a protein bar?
Speaking of I'm hungry, I haven't ate anything but a cliff bar today.
>>768978837
Duke of Senpaiism
>>768980649
Cleaning up that huge rager you threw the other day :P
Well it does need to get done eventually. Messy houses are never fun
>>768980709
Well I don't blame ya, If you're not interested it really hurts trying to care about it :)
>>768980746
O man I've heard its a horror show. If I had the money I would go see it, but Deadpool I couldn't pass up.
>>768980970
Fahrenheit 451 then Catch 22. After those I dunno maybe Jane Eyre or Around the world in 80 days.
>>768980124
because I need to make sure I dont kill anyone!
well have you considered being less of a crybaby?
>>768980271
why are you plus patting me??
>>768980506
because I am still in driver's ed and I am scared
no I live in a boring country which is flatter than a pancake
>>768981407
What rager? I have no friends :^)
>>768981242
Ah well I'm glad it isn't annoying.
My kitten just ate a big ass spider
>>768981407
I can't wait! Also farenheit 451 and catch 22 I loved
>>768981439
People drive cars everyday. You're the one that's scared to kill people whenever you drive!
>>768981084
>>768981226
yes. a sign of exquisite taste
>>768980456
What up?
>>768980649
r.pat
>>768980506
+hug
>>768980970
Hmmm Maybe games or something. You?
>>768981439
+lick
>>768981816
r.cuddle
>>768981439
Ah, drivers ed, I remember those days. Don't let those videos scare you. As long as you know the law and follow it, you should have no problems. Remember, accidents will happen, but as long as you're not at fault everything will be alright :)
>>768981468
You don't need friends to throw a raging party... I know from personal experience :(
>>768981706
Yea 451 I wanted to read for a while and 22 just looked like something I would like. About 2/3 done with 1984 and it's getting really friggin good.
>>768981816
So how was your day today? Or if its early what you got planned?
>>768981196
I was talking about blue silly but green is also overwritten quite easily
>>768981407
Fahrenheit 451 too nice
I'm not to familiar with the others not rely my thing
>>768981786
worst taste
>>768981816
just playing ds3 before the remaster comes out
>>768981706
I was kidding.... mostly I am not scared to kill people but driving makes me really anxious and I dont know why
>>768981816
cease this behavious at once
>>768982121
okay I am just over exaggerating it but I do get pretty anxious before driving
driving itself is going pretty well, basically flawless but I keep the anxiety and it makes me drive worse
Claimed
>>768982121
Catch 22 is up there with one flew over the cuckoos nest for me
>>768982256
Oh my bad heh it doesn't seem like a rare color blue that is
>>768982334
Poor Elise it will normalize soon
>>768982468
yousoro!
natsuki is best girl because funsized. she even bakes.
Time to get some noms
>>768981706
That sounds pretty sick dude
>>768981816
Bout to go eat something
>>768981407
Ye, it blows.
>>768982692
yeah probably but its annoying
anyway how is your day?
>>768982121
But you need friends to enjoy it more.
>>768975601
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
>>768982727
>>768981402
one of the best so far
>>768982736
I dont like tsun tho
>>768982808
She is a little weirdo it's great
>>768982833
Well I'm probably going to the movies in a few hours and I got pizza. Oh my convention tickets got here today as well
>>768982256
Catch 22 is a detective comedy I believe, or from what I read about it to believe it as. Jane Eyre is about a woman's struggles in the 1800's I believe, not really sure on that one. 80days is a Jules Verne Book so its almost guaranteed to be good.
>>768982334
What I find helps is taking 2-3 shots of bourbon before driving. JK don't do this you silly :P
Honestly though, what really helps is to make a cd with your favorite songs and listen to that while driving. Yes, a cd, not a playlist on your Iphone. Make one where you never want to skip the songs, even if you've heard it a billion times.
Then, listen to it while relaxing at home first. Get your body used to being relaxed while listening to it. Start to memorize the songs in order to the point when you hear it randomly you instinctively know the next song.
Then once it's in your car, you will feel more relaxed. Trust me on this, I've done it with about 10 people and they say it really helps.
>>768982692
I've heard great things and I liked the movie of One Flew, so I hope its just as good!
>>768982963
True, doesn't mean you cant have one haha. Oh well, is it more basic cleaning or is it "scrub the bathroom" cleaning?
>>768983350
Which convention? Also meant to ask pepperoni again or something different?
>>768983350
the tsun is a condition that is temporary. its usually cleared up by consistent contact with the individual the bulimia however can be an issue.
>>768983529
Catch 22 is a world war 2 book love. The chief is a baller from cuckoos nest. An anime expo in LA. Pepperoni with black olives. Wish I had french fries
>>768983602
Tsun makes me avoid them outright. Yeah perhaps a doc would help with that
我得到一个鸟。
>>768983602
>>768982692
most uncommon one I believe
>>768983529
I know the phrase catch 22 originated from the title of that book but that's it
>>768983911
I love it when she smiles all proud an shit.
>>768984213
someone wants to take a trip in the party van apparently.
>>768984307
Wait really? Or is that stat driven up by places like China having a billion people with brown eyes
>>768984338
Hmm pride can be cute
>>768983911
Oh... well I had the wrong book HAHA. Still looked good enough to get it, so odds are I'll love it.
Oh I know AX all too well :P
>>768984307
That's okay, at least you're interested in books unlike a lot of people nowadays.
>Maggie
>>768983529
Its 'fill in the holes the dog has dug' cleaning, just general weekly cleaning stuffs.
>>768984662
doubly so when your parents neglect you. I just want to hold her, feed her, and tell her im proud of her.
>>768984898
Post pics pls
>>768981918
r.hug
>>768982121
Oh no I got home from work, cleaned a bit and gaming soon
>>768982256
I thought it was out?
>>768982334
Boo
>>768982736
I like that word with short girls. They're not short. They're funsized
>>768982808
Gotcha boss. Eat well
>>768984159
That's really cute
Birb
>>768984696
It is very comedic though. Major major being one of my favorite characters. Wow old man this will be my first time going myself.
>>768984945
Feeding waifus is cute! I want to feed Tomo chocolate covered strawberries!
>>768985107
Jill!
>>768985204
chirp chirp
>>768985209
tomo! how's it going today?
>>768985309
How are you today Jill?
>Chirp
>>768983350
what movie?
what convention you going to? thats cool!
>>768983529
wait you are telling me I am NOT supposed to drink before driving? I heard that makes you more aware of other drivers.
lmao I dont have an iphone old man, I know what a CD is, I might be in drivers ed but I am still 20
also my teacher wants to listen to the radio and my music isnt really uh lets say relaxing
>>768985147
is there something you require from me?
>>768985147
RIGHT?
>>768985209
i can see that, but im not super into it. i just want to reverse the damage her parents have done, father namely. i like broken things i guess. is that bad. i feel like that sould be a bad thing...
>>768985387
I pet three cats
how are you?
>>768985309
I'm hungover heh
>>768985580
Deadpool 2 it seems like. Going to an anime one.
>>768985691
I don't think so. It sounds more like a caring sort of thing really.
>>768985934
what a disgrace
>>768984662
sort of only white people can have blue eyes and we are the smallest population and only a small population of us have blue eyes
>>768984696
it's unfortunate. how did you get in to reading so much then?
>>768985147
nope it's out on the 25th there was a free trail thing a while ago tho
>>768985147
r.cuddle
>>768985849
did you drink a lot of water?
>>768985724
Kitties are good, glad you go to :D I am alright another "popup shower"
>>768985849
i guess.
>>768986172
get out yuri.
>>768986219
...a what now
>>768986295
wew
>>768984898
Ah. Well hopefully you can get to everything and still enjoy your night then!
>>768985147
Ah whats your poison tonight? WoT? LoL?
>>768985209
Ah, had the comedy but the wrong timeline, got it.
Yep, I may not be the oldest anon in here but I'm sure up there haha. What days are you going? all 4? Have you gotten your AMV tickets yet?
>>768985580
I meant any electronic playlist in general. I know you knew what a CD was, it just has to be something you cannot change.
Music isn't about whether its relaxing or pump up your BP, it's about the mood it puts you in.
For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7neipvZ_H0c
makes me sad even though its an upbeat song and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
makes me smile even though its about 2 people that want to care for each other but never get to express it.
>>768986172
Books open up a world of imagination that television or movies cannot. The best movie adaptation of a book pails in comparison to the level of detail and creativity that the book can give you.
>>768986172
You have em too?
>>768986213
I don't think so. I don't remember much last night. I did drink a thing of Gatorade
>>768986295
Well would you like them if they were normal in the areas they have trouble in?
>>768985096
Good morning
>>768986596
All 4 yes. Amv?
>>768986337
Rain from outta nowhere. Watcha up to?
>>768985691
I like you
>>768985387
>>768985309
+pat
>>768985580
talking with you., That's all
>>768986172
April 25th?
>>768986209
r.pat
>>768986596
Neither. That's your poison lol
>>768986749
+giggle
Rem claimed
>>768986608
okay. just rest up, take it easy today.
>>768986741
rain sounds nice. I'm in bed now.
>>768986749
hello c:
>>768986679
hi, how're you
>>768985849
oh fuck everyone's seeing
i really should as well
dressing up as something?
>>768986596
im just kidding, but yeah I know what you mean but again, not allowed to use my own music in the car
I remember when my brother was going on his first roadtrip with friends and was making a playlist for that, and I was there listing to everything. I think that was around when Fast lane was released by eminem and 5'9, was his favourite song, put it on all the CDs twice
I'll be fine, don't worry
>>768986749
alright fair enough
how are you and how was your day?
>>768986981
About to play Destiny 2 a bit with the senpai poster
>>768986710
Anime Music Video Contest, it used to be Fri night. People make and submit AMV's and people vote on them for the best. It was, if not still, the biggest draw and most anticipated event. It's free but good seats get sucked up fast.
>>768986749
My poison WoW. Blizzard owns my soul...
>>768986908
Evening Rem. How was your day today?
>>768987099
good senpai, sounds like a fun time
>>768986608
never thought about it before. probably not as that's the kind of thing that's the foundation of one's character. if she grew up all normal she'd probably be a super different person.
i kinda chose her for my first run just as a change of pace from chasing the yuri(self conscious intellectual) types. god damn it was a fucking trap, HOW'S A TSUN MAKE YOU FEEL THIS HARD BRUH?!?!?
honestly the game surprised me with just how sociopathic i can be in a video game.
>>768986749
good someone has to.
>>768987096
Ah, well that stinks, at least for drivers ed. Once you can drive on your own I guarantee it will get loads better!
I won't worry for ya. You can do that all on your own just fine :P
>>768986972
ah, maybe you can sleep well.
>>768987362
Yeah, don't think I'll be much longer though
I can park and all that stuff really well and that's what counts most for the exam
If I can ever afford a car that is!
Kek fair enough, thanks though
>>768985147
他是可爱
>>768987291
Yeah, it is. It's too bad we couldn't end up making a clan for /waifu/ since no one really plays it
>>768987451
(x) Doubt
>>768986779
+hug
>>768986972
How goes it?
>>768986981
+pat
>>768987317
Oh
well then
>>768987555
Indeed and checked
>>768987576
+pat
>>768987745
What the heck is this
>>768986972
It's a chill day and sorry I called you joll
>>768987096
Yeah it looks solid. Not yet no
>>768987120
Oh lol that sounds silly
>>768987317
Kids can be even more crazy in games I think
>>768986295
what?
>>768986596
very true but that's not how you got in to them
>>768986608
now I got very dark brown eyes
>>768986749
may 25th
>>768987745
pet cats today, so good
you?
>>768988130
is ok
>>768987745
+hug
>>768987603
Maybe
>>768988130
Are you planning on dressing up or just going to look at other cosplayers?
Going with someone?
>>768988130
its more like being trained i guess. when you walk around as link you don't really think about who's house you're ransacking at the time anymore do you? smash some pots take some rupees. they don't care they just spit the same lines at you afterward. this game just drew my attention to it in a meaningful way is all.
>>768988157
you heard me bith.
>>768987096
I didn't see this I'm sorry :(
It's been well and all. Little bored waiting on a friend to play vidya with. You?
>>768987120
Rip! I think Nier will soon own it. Or neptunia games
>>768988157
Ooohhhh
>>768988173
Alright. I wanna get smoothies at smoothie king but idk
>>768988208
What's up?
>>768988725
What are you guys gonna play?
Busy day, helping my parents pack and get ready to leave for their holiday
Had a good session of league today so that's nice!
>>768988157
Heh you know what brown eyes mean right?
>>768988173
Ok just don't want to be weird Is all
>>768988435
Maybe don't know right now. Let's see.. my friend is going the guy we hang out with sometimes is going another guy we play games with lives down there and is going. A few anons from thread are going.
>>768988637
Reminds me of the guy who fought the mgs 3 boss that snipes him and there's the parrot that taunts you. He raged at the fight and ended up catching the bird and eating it in front of the old man.
>>768979630
>>768988853
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? i mean its no worse than half the things I've done to spite some characters.....but dude..... cook it first.
>>768989017
i wasn't going to use this pic but you should have a giggle.
>>768988853
I think you'd be a perfect cosplay for krillin, you being a manelt and all
Oh sounds fun, who are the anons? Gonna meet up with them?
>>768989017
This is a really funny edit
>>768988637
the bird was yours?
>>768988725
soooo close ;_;
>>768988853
what?
>>768980050
What does it take just to find that special day?
>>768987542
Parallel parking I'm okay at, but luckily never have to do it where I live. In the lines, always fine I say.
I really don't want to stress/freak you out but there is 1 thing more important than parking, and that's blinkers/indicators. When I took the test, if you missed 1 blinker, for any reason, it was AUTO fail.
>>768988130
Silly or not when I have almost 2 years of play time in 8.5 years, they got me by the bawls.
>>768988157
I really don't know. I've always been a very solitude person (99% introvert on every personality test taken) and when I was a kid books were always an escape from loud noises or stressful situations. Ever since I can remember, reading always calmed me down or helped me "escape" from things, like a warm blanket on a cold night or a pleasant conversation when you're alone.
>>768989414
Evening cutes
>>768988828
For Honor and whooooooo boy new shit
Oh? what holiday and nice!
What was the k/d?
>>768989332
Soon~
>>768989414
Awoo
>>768989556
+pat
>>768989455
>>768989088
Halo was fun to try and fill a room with blood
>>768989233
Nah I'm not bald. Rikaka and Louise. Yeah I'll say hi to em
>>768989332
That you're full of shit! :)
>>768989556
You could stop heh
>>768989650
what do you play for honor on?
>>768989831
PC wanna add me? PM me your user on disc
>>768989556
Oh right and looking over shoulder for bikers and whatnot
Yeah that is the most important thing you're right but those things are natural to me because I used to bike a lot so that's kinda already in my system
>>768989650
What kind of new shit?
They're going all the way to Norway, I'm here to protect doggo and house
Oh I don't remember, I finally hit gold on NA though so that free skin is in my pocket
And on euw I got a netgain of 100LP so that's good as well
>>768989753
You can always shave
What about kid Gohan? (I was trying to come up with midget anime characters but I'm falling short, like your height lol) sorry.. I'll stop with the terrible jokes
Oh that's great, I hope it's fun!
>>768987576
oh well, as long as you're still having fun
>>768987745
i'll have to decline
>>768981786
NoT a LoT oF iNcHeS
