Is it just me or are birds in the morning super fucking annoying?
>>767298896
birds make a lot of noise in the early morning and sunset because they can see the polarized light from the interaction of solar wind and the magnetic field of the earth.. it's called the dawn chorus
little cheeky fuckers use their magnetically induced vision for navigation and also to calculate trajectories for pooping on your car
>>767298896
Depends if you're talking about feathered birds, or if you're a britbong and you're talking about women.
If it's the former, I find it quite relaxing.
If it's the latter, they're fucking annoying all the time so it's a retarded question.
Stop sleeping in you lazy fuck. I wake up before sunrise every day, even weekends.
>>767299134
I fantasize about having the power to make them spontaneously combust so I can get my last 2 hours of sleep. I'd rather destroy the ecosystem then have to miss sleep.
Just you, moron.
>>767298896
morning birds like the one in your pic are not annoying unless they don't perform the required "morning blow" ritual.
>>767299315
Laziness isn't a factor here if you had reading comprehension skills. You took this opportunity to try to one-up me, but ultimately it was a moot point, which highlights your insecurity. It gets better.
>>767299376
Fascinating commentary I'm really glad you posted here.
>>767298896
This, my GF's apartment is in a building arrangement that's like an amplifying amphitheater… feathered fuckers know this, so at 4:30ish night is over.
I wish my country would allow BB guns for public sale
>>767299259
I meant literal birds. No, women in the morning are lovely.
>>767298896
white nose machine my friend. White nose machine.
>>767299465
Insecure people assuming they are hindering me from catching more hours than I need to. Cuntboy, did you ever consider that some people wake up before they need to and then they hear annoying ass birds stopping them from getting the optimal sleep they need? Cuntboy, I hate your insecure type, cuntboy.
>>767299688
>Cuntboy
>Cuntboy
>cuntboy
>>767299259
>If it's the latter, they're fucking annoying all the time so it's a retarded question.
Found the incel truck murderer
>>767299767
cuntboy is cunty
cuntboy uses 2006 memes
>using memes at all
>>767299807
Oh, I'm so sorry. Here's a meme more your speed.
>>767300148
lameposting from the future
>>767298896
those some nice birds
>>767299776
found the faggot who uses the edgy word of the month to appear relevant
My birds decide to wake up at 2:30 in the morning. It is not just you. I want to irradicate all the birds, except penguins because I don't give a fuck about them. Penguins can be as loud as they want, nobody is going to hear them.
>>767298896
Mornings are super fucking annoying
>>767298896
Get a cat, preferably a Maine Coon because they're murderous little bastards, and let it out in the morning.
Problem solved
>>767300624
I was more accurate than I thought dang. You let the beast out.
>>767300624
>upset about somebody's word usage instead of their implication that you're a virginal sociopath
>not defending yourself against said accusation, but instead only solidifying it by displaying your lack of basic communication skills
>>767301023
>>767301313
>>767299776
The original comment was meant to be mildly humorous. It was a throwaway 'joke'. A poor one admittedly, but look where you're posting for fucksake.
And I'm the one getting upset?
Stop taking yourselves, and this site, so seriously. You'll feel better.
>>767301697
>defends himself earnestly now
>>767299333
Use common sense, not anger.
>>767301831
There's a difference between defending yourself and providing an explanation to someone who has blatantly misinterpreted the intent of your comment.
If I was going to defend myself I would have said 'but all women are fucking annoying all the fucking time and you're a retard if you disagree'.
>>767302050
>'but all women are fucking annoying all the fucking time and you're a retard if you disagree'.
>If it's the latter, they're fucking annoying all the time so it's a retarded question.
So right dude these are totally different statements. Good stuff. Confirmed not an incel. No more jokes. Stop this madness I say.
>>767302727
Lazy too
No wonder women won't talk to you
Please don't kill anyone I do mean that seriously
