Ask a pizza guy who just lost his job to a fucking drone anything
What did you do for a living before you lost your job?
>>682635025
Why does your life suck so bad?
>>682635113
delivered pizza
sometimes put the toppings if the chef was busy
What company do you work for where drones are delivering pizza?
>>682635025
Did you like your job at all? I heard this job kinda sucked so it might be good thing you lost it...
>>682635149
because technology
>>682635207
>Chef
>>682635210
This
>>682635207
>missed the joke
>>682635210
It's an israeli family business
they're called Tavola
>>682635251
I had some fun stories, like delivering a pizza too early to what was obviously a bdsm or swinger house or something
how do you feel about people who don't tip pizza delivery losers (me)?
>>682635637
whatever man
one of the guys I delieved to actually invited me get high with him with the most awesome charas I've ever smelled
always got him free toppings after that, 1 guy like that redeems 100 of you
Who drives the drone?
>>682635540
>I had some fun stories, like delivering a pizza too early to what was obviously a bdsm or swinger house or something
Things that never happened
>>682635025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QH20M7gG0c
>>682635961
Kushvinder
>>682635637
I also dont tip except in Montreal when the delivery guy told me they don't get paid and rely on tips.
Don't have have anal without lube. And slammed the hotel door
>>682635961
usually the hostess or one of the waiters, depends on time of delivery
>>682635981
I fucking swear man
the girl who opened the door was dressed in sub attire and kept her eyes down all the fucking time
judging from the commotion my rininging stirred and smell she also hastily wiped feces from her face right before opening. It had me wtfing for weeks
How bad do you have to suck at your job to be replaced by a drone?
Literally, the place you worked at would rather have an expensive, easily destroyable or hijacked drone than your ass working for them.
>inb4 no tips needed
Guess everyone pays online too, no COD
>>682636391
Tell them they're not licenced & you'll report them unless you can drive the drone
>>682636391
-2/10 bait
>>682636733
It's all thought of, aparently
the drone's own cost is automatically deduced from the client's credit card if it's lost en route
it's part of that Terms and Conditions page you when you place your order, that nobody actually bothers reading
other than that it's also insured, and it's been used for about 3 weeks now and wasn't lost once. They decided to lay me off today because it's so efficient, not because I'm a bad worker
>>682635025
Fake and gay
>>682637108
Now I can never use your pizza joint, as they have no driver and only a drone. I dont use a CC only COD for pizza.
Does the drone count my money and give correct change?
>>682637108
Why not shoot the fucker out of the sky?
At least throw a brick at it.
>>682637302
No - all orders are handled by credit cards nowdays
Tips aren't necessary for obvious reasons
It delivers the pizza in literally 15 minutes, I can't compete with that
>>682637353
Because it's a fucking drone man
All movement around it is caught by gopro
Besides, it flies at heights of maybe 80 feet, I can't aim and throw that high
>>682637656
If it flys at 80 feet how does it deliver?
Drop it down the chimney?
Does it fly in bad weather?
>>682638135
no, it's not automated
the operator navigates it with cam feed above street level so that people wouldn't mess with it, and descends when they reach the address and the client is waiting at the entrance to pick the food up
it's faster than a delivery man, no gas expenses, people don't feel awkward about not tipping and order more often, etc
its sucks for me but good for everyone else
>>682637483
well I guess I'll have to take my business elsewhere
to a company with a 'more human' interaction than drones strike pizza
>>682638135
I've seen it happen on youtube. In Japan it brings ramen straight to your fucking window.
>>682638445
OK so order a pizza.
When it arrives at your door, kill it with fire!
