Roast me pussies
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Roast me pussies
>>767366612
Genetics beat us to it.
>>767366829
You can do better
>>767366612
Don't think it's a good idea you might cause another school shooting.
>>767366829
I've heard it all
>>767366903
Been said, come on I'm literally handing this to you be creative
>>767366875
Better than the truth?
>>767366980
Then there is nothing more to say.
Your genetics so fucked you don't even know how to hold a phone.
>>767366612
If Wayne from Wayne's World had a son, you be an abortion.
You look like the next trap queens retarded cousin they just brought to "work" because they didn't want to make you feel like a tard.
>>767367549
There we go
>>767366612
You're the kind of ugly that you won't "grow out of"
I'm gonna remember your face, if I ever see you walking the streets I'll go out of my way to beat the shit out of you.
The yearbook voted you most likely to die in a whoring accident
What do you people think my girlfriend looks like?
>>767367833
Also very unoriginal, you should be ashamed of that one
>>767367592
WELL MY FUCKING ROAST ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN JUST HAVE YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>>767367913
You're not the fucking judge here asshole.
>>767366612
I don't believe a kid looking like that even has enough self esteem to post himself on /b, especially in a 'roast me' thread. In other words, stop bullying your sibling you degenerate fag.
>>767368289
Someone's upset, aw ya gonna cry? Get creative or leave faggot
>>767368549
Boi you said my roast was good. Looks like your cousin's failed.
>>767368543
Nope that's me, I'm looking for someone competent enough to actually hurt my little feely weelys
>>767368549
But also, you look like every 15yo Edgy white teen. They all look the same.
>>767366612
Pussy kebabs? I can never keep them on the stick tho
>>767368640
You're a.fucking kid calling a bunch of adults incompetent?
Since when was summer early?
>>767368674
You're not wrong
>>767368640
Then clearly you're a masochist, probably cultivated through all the years of bullying at school and parental disappointment.
>>767368738
Kinda sad on you're end innit?
>>767366612
JM?
>>767368739
I'm also not wrong about the fact that this thread is probably more attention than you get from your family.
>>767366612
You look like you could suck a mean dick.
>>767368805
No not really, you just come in here chest puffed up, thinking you're all big, or perfect so no one can roast you. You're a stuck up pice of Wal-mart trash.
>>767368880
Nah got a nasty gag reflex
>>767368967
I'm just looking for someone who can actually dish out something creative
>>767369095
Never heard that post before ya fuggin' rejected pornstar.
>>767369033
Nothing we can't fix with a bit of training.
>>767366612
lurk more
>>767369172
Do I at least get a you tried star?
>>767369309
How about I give your mother one free "reroll"?
>>767366612
Shit dude where the he'll did your chin go, its as if leafy and a down syndrom peater parker had a kid.
Seriously tho it looks like you shave with a cheese grater having that weak of chin
Thats enough of your chin lets move on to the
>hurr durr Ima nine-dezz kid
Mullet and backwards cap that selfie makes you look like you belong on reddit and tumblr complaining about how men need feminism. White knighting cuck I bet youve never touched a pussy once in your life. Add that to the obvious need to appeal to a younger demographic. You make marketing executives look like millennials with how hard you try to fit in
Tl;dr
Go find your chin
Getta haircut Faggot
And fucking quit play in Magic in you moms basement and talk to other humans
>>767366612
millie bobby browns ugly brother
>>767369564
Boi he looks like the colombine shooters conceived a child.
>>767366612
You look like a cardboard cut-out of one of the Columbine shooters.
>>767370072
Dubs of truth!
>>767366612
You don't even look old enough to be on the site you rat looking kid, close out of the tab you f
Ginger monkey.
>>767366612
look like the child of dylan klebold and 11 from stranger things
