#REKT
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
#REKT
>>767368553
lmaolo
>>767368993
I have never been able to understand what that guy was thinking about when he decided to jump from a mountain with a bike. Can hardly imagine that he thought that nothing will happen to him.
>>767369169
Seriously. All I can imagine is that he thought those people weren't supposed to be there and something bad was about to happen, and instead of being 3rd world shit hole murdered and cut into pieces to feed some deep woods forest community, he took the other route.
>>767369169
>>767369298
He had a parachute so it was supposed to be a stunt. The guy probably thought he'd get more horizontal distance by launching with a bike.
Failed spectacularly instead.
>>767369997
>that fucking filename
>>767368553
that nigger was groping her
>>767370181
Such a genius.
Captain smart
>>767370181
Pretty sure he was just screaming in her ear.
If he groped her he would bounce instantly.
>>767369826
He ok?
>>767370431
Notice me albert senpai
>>767370536
Just a scratch.
>>767368553
>>767370529
You can see his arm moving behind her and before she turns around she moves her waist forward in a "what the fuck touched me" motion
>>767370996
Okay. So the glass shard was removed but WTF is the piercing looking thing above it in the scallera?
>>767371127
Yeah I didn't actually see his creepy face and how he moved down slightly.
What I get for trying to give a nigger the benefit of the doubt.
>>767371087
wait - whut?
>>767370509
best part is the truck catches on fire and is destroyed.
>>767369169
its a mountain bike!
>>767371046
Meu brasil
>>767371350
Trying to get the cameras the government installed inside her teeth to shut off
>>767371367
oh god damn
>>767369826
The train is okay.
>>767371497
>>767371490
got it with sound?
>>767369826
>Stand by me prologue
>>767371367
there is poetry is this filename.
>>767371315
This is what you get for flunking high school chemistry.
>>767369997
Is she smiling?
>>767371598
This causes you to flunk chemistry
>>767371367
Poor dog.
Fucking owner should get shot and the inept bitch should get beat.
>>767371046
Story?
>>767371541
press alt+f4 to bring up settings then check the box next to "enable sound"
>>767371350
Drugs are fun
>>767371756
never go to brasil
>>767371816
f13 might work too
>>767371816
sure dumbfuck
>>767371816
Thanks it worked
WRECKED
>>767371756
just brazilian gangs trying to imitate the cartel
>>767371849
Man. I haven't heard that one in like 10 years.
Fucking fell for it then and now.
>>767371541
https://muchozucko.com/3686/whats-up-blood
>>767371779
Why didn't their knees get sliced open??
>>767369169
Dumb fuck copy pasta. You know his chute fucked up.
>>767371497
You are aware that they eat young birds too right? They steal eggs and hatchlings. They not only live off nuts like your mom does
>>767371989
What did you say to me you stupid little faggot?
>>767371666
Burglar in smurf town
>>767370514
I thought it looked like he was sleeping because of his chink eyes
>>767368553
>He was behind of it.
>>767372072
>They not only live off nuts like your mom does
Fucking Kek
>>767371982
Even better than I imagined.
Dumb fucking niggers.
>>767371497
>>767371540
take that soyboy vegans
>>767371367
Why didn't she take off the collar? What idiocy. Just presses all the floor bbuttons....
>>767372436
Why didn't she drop her stupid fucking pamphlet and purse and do anything at all?
Dumb cunt panics and chokes.
fresh
>>767371046
I got an erection just now. Do i need therapy
>>767371260
That's some shit right there
>>767371879
You utter bastard.
>>767372855
>>767372547
no you need to fap.
>>767371540
I keep chickens and goats. Each spring those fuckers sneak in and eat a couple of chicks
>>767373020
>>767371260
A point of access to the viterous body, if one removes something from the eyeball and the vitrous body partially comes out, the retina can detach and blindness follows. Usually one injects some kind of oil to keep the pressure in the eyeball the same, and then remove the object. This person probably didn't even become blind, I have seen worse with good prognosis.
>>767371260
Definitely nerve gas.
thx doc
>>767371014
i thought blind people arent allowed to drive cars?
>>767373251
>>767373130
cant belive asians are freak out for that lol
>>767373156
Thanks /b/medfag! It is good to know degeneracy occurs in all walks of life
https://youtu.be/oPJ6yRs1JYY
Rekt threads anthem
>>767373275
It's why parents tell kids not to play in the middle of the road.
>>767371541
OOGAAA BOOGAA
BAM!!!!
SHHHIIIEEEEEETTTT!!!
>>767372198
he was sleeping idiot
>>767373521
That bull spins on a fucking dime. That's some serious agility.
>>767373554
>>767372855
"White privilege "
>>767373653
only works for whites
>>767370509
Infinity War is such a good movie.
>>767373615
>>767368553
>>767368553
Well , the girl was annoyed cuz fat fuck was jumping behind her real close .
Don't think he did that to be all pervy or something . During football matches spectators bounce off each other often (in S-America it happens more often because off numbers of people and stadium ''seat ''placement )
Hey ... i would be annoyed too if some guy who supports team that i don't know would jump up and down behind my back ...and prob bump his beer belly on my back ..
>>767369826
Train kept a-rolling all night long!
>>767373570
he was joking idiot.
>>767373479
Lost. I love this country
>>767373284
>cat sniffing nerve gas
nerve gas clips never get old man
>>767373808
Faggot
>>767373694
LOl ameritards
>>767373790
bunch of ugly niggers
>>767373808
sauce
>>767370458
hmm... Happy bride ? dafuq is called that .
The video contains Russian writing ... '' kid '' ..why ? this is odd
>>767371414
That reaction 10/10
>>767373985
are they retarded?
>>767368553
She gets in the middle of that group of mexinigger savages and expects them to not grab her ass or whatever. She is lucky she was on camera or she 100% would have been gang raped.
>>767373787
w00t?
>>767374088
explain
>>767374088
Story?
Crazy retard women tries to rape kids?
>>767373787
probs trap .......100% would penetrate .
I think iz gay now ......fml
>>767373787
wait, i dont get it
what does that.. wait
>>767373996
> too many cats on this planet
> gators gotta eat
im ok with this
>>767374192
A crock pot ...i gets it LOL !!!!!
>>767368553
Hot
Love seeing women get raped
>>767372546
Huehue sp
>>767374009
Alamogordo, NM?
>>767372208
what the fuck is this why do have to google it.
>>767374285
HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW
I JUST DO EYES MAN
I JUST DO EYES
>>767371401
If anyones is interested, It says a six year old girl was the one driving.
>>767373284
I want to impregnate her.
>>767374402
impossible to drive like this at 6.
>>767373130
I think the story behind was that it was under repairs and the woman was told not to use it.
>>767373049
Now that's a backflip, what a hero.
>>767371299
did it hit the oil tank or something?
>>767371046
wtf
>>767371401
gooks and cars is like americans and guns or jews and money
>>767373597
Fuck the agility, that juggle was some tekken shit bro
>>767372855
>>767373020
So basically, niggers are smart as cats. Well that explains a lot,
>>767374607
explain
>>767369997
All these 3rd world countries, you see people just standing there, staring at someone lying on the ground in agony. Fuck.
That happened in the USA, she'd have 5 people trying to cinch up her leaking arteries, calling 911, etc. This is why we shouldn't treat people in these places like anything more than animals - because that is what they are.
>>767371401
cuuuuuute
>>767372855
shes not dumb man shes doing this to get some exercise
>>767374637
Zammn zigga zery zice zawsome zideo
zatsfying
>>767374722
Nigger.
Guys i am wanna kill myself :( but too scare. I am don't wanna make my little brother sad. But im failure
>>767368993
wtf did he think was gonna happen??
>>767374900
kill 10 niggers first
>>767373790
LoL You stupid trump supporter think everyone that speaks spanish is Mexican. Those are not Mexicans you idiot they're from chile. Stupid inbred>>767373922
>>767374886
ROFL Zuuuude ztf
>>767375143
>>767374734
sure they would, kiddo, sure they would
>>767374900
Then don't kill yourself and live for your brother. Make it your personal mission to give him all the support and chances to be successful
>>767374088
what a dumb cunt
>>767374734
Funny enough, I live in Chicago and got hit by a taxi. Not only did he not stop it took 5+ minutes of traffic changing lanes to avoid me before someone finally came over to talk to me while the ambulance was on the way. Yes, people were changing lanes to avoid me laying there and beeping as they went by like I was being a bother.
Long story short, you are alone in this world. You really shouldnt ever expect help from anyone
>>767375197
Trains is hard work
>>767374501
yeah, fucking impatient idiot
>>767371260
Let off some steam, Bennett
>>767375299
>>767373479
Damn, didn't know that was a thing in Australia. Guess I'd better book my trip!
>>767375276
This video beats funky town.. DAMN
>>767371336
I hope she died, that's what you get for being stupid
>>767374577
would be funnier if the ball would roll over him
>>767374734
This is BS. Generally people are entranced by the spectacle.
>>767373657
what is that?
>>767375505
french truck of peace
>>767371350
she got electrocuted by touching some wired shit, making her convulse and repeatedly hit her head against the wall
>>767375573
>>767375378
sound great bro sign me up IM IS WOMAN NOW!!!!
>>767374088
she ded?
>>767375378
this kills the dick
>>767371942
you can't outrun the radio. They probably got caught after this. A car with no license plate stands out
>>767368993
>>767369169
>>767374955
it was on purpose
he had parachute which didnt work
>>767375532
that fat bich is cute
>>767375639
Conor Mcgregor is on it again ...wen will he learn ?
>>767375138
>Chile
>Chivas
You're retarded.
>>767371430
Literally slammed the shit out of that nigger. Love it.
>>767373787
what a cunt
>>767375785
Mr. Connor really hates buses.
>>767368553
How to be rekt
1: be an americunt
2: let jamal fuck your partner
3: tell yourself cuckold shit is a fetish because if you rebel you jew overlords will fuck you up
>>767374498
he didn't even commit to the back flip
>>767375639
New Zombieland looks pretty dope
>>767373284
Unplug the lamp ffs
>>767371455
Fucking rekt
>>767374734
No. You would only get aid if there were 1) people over 50 or 2) off duty 1st responders or 1st responder wanna-bees. Everyone else would be standing around filming it on their phones
https://temporarily.exposed/image/14628376-be5
>>767375197
natural selection
>>767375941
Haa gaaaay!
>>767373284
>>767375890
well , yess ... if dem wuz 9 y/o boyz ... the would unplug the lamp .....holl up ! NO ...they would laugh and see how much more ''crispy '' the cat could get .
>>767374734
Talk about being so fucking insecure, you'd think your country isn't a third world shit hole.
No one would give a shit about you, no one.
>>767373275
thats how they remove excessive kids in asia to control population
>>767374956
this
>>767374900
kill at least 10 niggers
suicide by cop
???
profit
>>767374181
What are those?
>>767375784
I got news for you anon
>>767376093
Eels I think.
>>767376035
Maybe in some ghettos, but overall, you're a fucking idiot.
>>767373521
That went well
>>767374088
Cant believe she dies from this
>>767375267
bruhh.... hope you are fine now .
1. Chicago is pretty ''multi cultural'' right?
2. taxi ? Usually sand people drive taxis in US of A ...right ?
>>767371942
Dindu
>>767376182
You're delusional.
>Maybe in some ghettos
Oh, I didn't realize ghettos weren't part of America.
>>767372546
what the fuck is Bombeiros ?
>>767373853
Poor goat, caught his collar on some electricity cables.
>>767372042
Dindu
>>767376078
now you've just gone too far anon
>>767376317
firemen
bomb = pump
water pump men
lol
>>767374637
this is actually nice. Looks like honey
>>767374402
Nice
>>767374402
Lol now it's even funnier.
>>767369869
They had their backs turned. Tsk.
I live near a train track that is used often, and it's always amazed me how they can be so loud as you stand next to them, but pretty quiet until they're just a few tens of metres away (i.e. a few seconds). I can totally get how they didn't hear the train until it was too late.
>>767376503
>>767376503
this right one
>>767373116
Sauce?
>>767375197
>>767369869
>>767376565
Also, the noise from the first train likely obscured whatever noise or horns the involved train was making.
>>767376307
You fucking imbecile, I didn't say they weren't. Your English reading comprehension is a fucking joke. Try again, or ask someone to translate.
