I can't choose one
>Pitch Perfect 2
>Son of the Mask
These movies should be avoided at all costs.
Inb4 meme movies: foodfight, the room, etc
>4Chan has better plot than that movie
please, the part where Niganon cucks the white autismal neckbeard and turns him into a trap was so predictable it was pathetic. the fedora scene was pretty funny though.
The first movie where i had to leave the cinema during the showing
Until The End Of The World.
Two and half hours I will never get back.
The first 20 minutes looked promising, then it took a strange turn and I don't know what the fuck was happening after that.
>they weren't horrible
-Moments of horrible CGI
-Thorin with a spiraling character development having more screentime than Bilbo
-No tension action sequences because of cgi
-Horrible build up to the action sequences
-They survive things you just don't survive
-Weird weaving of two separate stories that don't even come together
-Sauron's return has no impact on Bilbo whatsoever. He probably never even knew.
-No character conflicts or tension
-We don't really get to relate to any other dwarf than thorin and kili
-Super Mario Legolas vs discount Azhog
-Lots of other stupid things
Also, spoiler alert
Also snape kills dumbledore
Just watched zoombies on Netflix. I doubt watch many asylum films, never seen sharknado but this was just in in the background. Seemed like a long overprodruced YouTube skit. I also seen some nazi zombie movie on Netflix a while back. Turned out off after 30 minutes.
The room is definitively the worst film ever made by someone actually trying.
Uwe Bol films are pretty bad. Some of the worst cinematography I've ever seen.
Howard the duck makes me angry just thinking about it. My older brother liked it so he watched it a lot. I really hate that movie.
Lastly, just looked at this ^
Going overboard is so bad. Adam Sandler went even acknowledge it
I grew up with these guys. They are pretty chill and most people thought their youtube thing was pretty stupid until they got famous for it, then everyone wanted to be their best friend.
he got famous on 21 Jump Street as a teen heartthrob and has spent the rest of his career trying to convince everyone he's some kind of artist by acting like a fucking weirdo. it's all so forced and transparent and he can't act for shit.
Depp famous for 21 jump street? Are you serious? He has done terrible movies for quite some time now, but Edward Scissorhands or the 1st Pirates of the Carribean were pretty good (even if it's clearly not the best actor)
>a couple minutes in
>oh lord it's gonna be one of those movies
Then a bit later when that dude got lit on fire and shot himself. Typical Hollywood anti-war bullshit. Trying to retroactively ruin that last time the U.S. did any good.
Pitch perfect was So BAD and that's coming from a basic bitch who liked the first movie. Plus that song at the end felt so forced.
>"Oh shit guys, we need something to sell on iTunes"
>"Fuck it, let's make a song about a flashlight"
Gritty maybe, but all the grit just gets shoved down your throat.
I'll give them credit where it's due, it was pretty solid as far as accurate tank battles.
But they're constantly bombarding you with "the tragic realities of war". War sucks yeah, but this shit is borderline corny. Like when that German in that one battle had his head run over by the tank, as though he didn't have full view of that shit the entire time it was coming across the field. It was like fucking Austin Powers.
The Number 23. The concept drew me to it, but God was it bad. The twist a the end was ridiculous too.
Also, for something a bit more well-known, The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence). The fucking main guy shouting EVERY line for no reason is just the start of how bad this movie is.
I saw the first one and actually thought it was kind of ok, but also gay. (a movie about a sparkle fairy and emo girl, i mean ok..)
Then saw second movie, bored to death. Nothing happens. Sparkle fairy leaves, bitch tries to kill herself, sparkle fairy comes back. I mean wtf. Oh and bitch meets dog boy. Boring as fuck. This movie made me hate the first one as well. Cringing at the thought of watching the other movies,
I've seen plenty of stupider movies at home, but this one was by far the worst one that I saw in the theater.
It's getting old and irrelevant luckily, but nothing can disguise the disgust I have for this shitty excuse for a movie. This is the most lazy piece of feel good romance bullshit I have ever watched.
Combining the parody-of-itself genre of romantic comedy with a feeble attempt to show depth by using a converging storyline approach. This is a movie that is dumb from beginning to end by tries so hard to look sophisticated and feel-good at the same time. And the actual morals of the storylines are downright despicable!
I could go on. I have spent a good deal of the time and energy of my life hating this film.
The most pretentious, fart-huffing piece of shit I've ever had to sit through.
This pile of shit right here. I sat through nearly twenty minutes before leaving the theater.
2001 a space odyssey
I went in with extremely high expectations since it is regarded as one of the best movies of all time
Found myself drinking 2 cups of coffee and fighting back the urge to fall asleep
Literally most boring movie I've ever seen. Extremely slow pace, no character development (I didn't feel anything for the characters), lack of explanation as to of what the fuck the monolith was and why they were going after it, ending made no fucking sense and was just an extremely long visual effects show piece that must of been amazing at the time
I keep hearing "fuck you man watch it again and you'll understand". I've watched it twice and I still fail to see the message or the plot.
well if you thought it was boring that's different than it being "shit"
but I get what you mean about people talking about how deep it is, those fags are the real fags
I still like the movie though
This is the worst movie I ever saw at the cinema. It's too quirky, and not in a good way.
and Donnie Brasco
and The Ninth Gate
and Secret Window
I really think Depp CAN be a good actor, but for some reason he chooses a shitload of retarded roles, and they end up being the most widely-known ones
this is literally the worst troll of all time
it is a scientific fact that nobody doesn't love bill murray
Was bist du denn für ein behinderter Mongo? Wenn du Drecksnülle nicht gerade im tiefsten Osten wohnst, hast du verkackter Hinterwäldler wohl schon lange vorher von Trumperino gehört.
Bekomm Krebs, du Opfer.
The Monuments Men.
For all the great actors in this and also the director it was such a pile of crap.
That depends. Are they pretentious, predictable, retarded, kliche-filled puppies, that attempt at being more clever than they obviously fucking are?
And are said puppies then highlighted as the example of what really good puppies should be?
Because if so: death to puppies.
Of the ones I saw in the theater, probably "Romeo + Juliet," (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117509/ ) the one with DiCaprio and Claire Danes. I have seen a fuckton of movies, and that is the closest I've ever come to walking out on one. I put my coat on, stopped by the men's room, but then went back in hoping that the second hour would be better than the first. It was, but only marginally.
"Pushing Tin" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120797/ ) was garbage, too.
I didn't see "A Sound of Thunder" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318081/ ) with Edward Norton in the theater, and fortunately I didn't pay to rent it
If we expand it to direct-to-DVD, I once saw a "Cars" rip-off that one of my kids' relatives accidentally bought (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1922537/ ). Holy fucking shit was that thing horrible.
Actually I take that back. "Lady in the Water" was worse than "Romeo + Juliet."
I was annoyed at "Romeo + Juliet" but I was actively angry at "Lady in the Water" because it was such a great seed of an idea but Shyamalan totally murdered it and then stomped on the remains, set them on fire, and pissed on them to put them out.
>BvS was brilliant
Fucking retard. Go watch The Dark Knight Returns.