You're going for a jog, and you see this infront of you. What do?
Run faster
Only reason to jog
>>686163845
Tackle her and ask her where she got those cute pants
Jk I'd shove my weiner in her
>>686163845
raep
>>686163845
>Run faster until I'm next to her
>"Ay bb u want sum dyk"
>Fuck
>>686163845
take a creepshot, duh
Take a break because I'm so out of shape that the blood running to my pens is faster than me actually running
focus
chill own
clear mind
run faster and smell her hair
>/b/
Lol rape her
>anyone else
Keep jogging and glancing as her ass move
>someone who isn't a complete pussy faggot
Get her attention (she's not wearing earphones) and ask her out
>>686163845
Realise that it's just a dream and then fly around getting my dick sucked. Just like the last time I was able to jog for more than 10 seconds.
They made a jogging simulator for PC?
>>686164349
>run faster and smell her hair
Are you me?
I always inhale deeply when a pretty girl walks next to me, just to smell their hair/perfume.
>>686163845
RAEP
Take a pic and post it on 4chan
>>686163845
I live in Finland. It happens everyday
To be honest, stay a steady pace behind her and have dirty and twisted thoughts go through my head as i do nothing at all about it
>>686163845
Turn 180 degrees twice, then walk away
>>686164699
>me too
>>686164837
/Thread
>>686164426
Yeah, because that's what all hot jogger girls want; for some creep to run up to her while she's jogging and asks her out.
>>686164816
>every girl in finland has an ass that big and nice
European women have the flattest asses
>>686164479
it's mac, faggot.
>>686164426
dude most people dont want you bothering them when their workingout.
>>686163845
Jog behind her staring at dat ass. When she stops for a rest chat her up then realize I'm a manlet I'll go home and fap :(
JOKE"S ON YOU i never get out of bed
I would go up to her and ask her out. I imagine she would say yes. We go out on our jog together, talking about things we enjoy. Soon enough, we're both in love and we get married. We then have 2 kids, a son and a daughter. I then become a millionaire thanks to the lottery and I spend half on my family and myself and give the other half to the poor. Everything in my life is great.
Until I wake up, realizing i'm just a fat piece of shit who's a weeaboo and i'll never get the things I dream of, no matter what I do.
>>686163845
Match her speed and just jog behind her the whole time.
>>686164837
You just spoke for every /b/tard.
Copy it from /pol/
>>686165530
>half to myself half to my family other half to the poor
lol wut
>>686164055
Kek'd and checked m8
>>686165095
Norway here, your opinion is objectively wrong. Scandinavia is currently obsessed with being fit, which means that OPs pic isn't really that rare a sight around these parts. Hell, I carry furniture for a living and I'm only barely above average fitness compared to others my age.
>>686163845
Implying anybody on /b/ goes for a jog
>>686163845
>"Hey i've been running for the last 52 miles and i >had to fart, and ended up shitting my pants. Can >I get into yours?"
>>686166399
Fuck you, I do.
>>686165898
Why the fuck not? You would have more money than you could spend in your lifetime.
Even before winning the lottery, you have a roof over your head, food in your belly, probably a vehicle, access to the internet. You're already in the richest 10% in the world. What's so wrong with spreading the fortune that you won't even use and giving some to those who need it most?
You are everything that is wrong with this species and the reason humans are going to end up being the cause of the exctinction of the human race.
>>686166506
Not him but I personally believe that using that money to personally improve the lives of the less fortunate is a much more effective way to do things than simply giving the money either to the poor or to charity. Management very often gets an unrealistic cut of any large charity and Bill Gates has shown that if you have a cause you burn for then no one is going to be able to address it as well as you.
>>686166506
Or we could just kill the other 90% and live happy
>>686166399
I run for an hour three times a week at 5 in the morning. After a shower and breakfast I'm off to work. No girls like this jog that early in the morning, though.
>>686166470
No you don't.
>>686166506
This anon >>686165898 is just stupid. He didn't read properly what you wrote.
What you wrote:
> spend half on my family and myself and give the other half to the poor
What he read:
>half to myself half to my family other half to the poor
He's just stupid. Ignore him.
>>686163845
match speeds
>>686164426
>Get her attention (she's not wearing earphones) and ask her out
Beta detected.
Women want rape. Not a business propostion.
>>686166506
Chill dude i read it wrong, I thought you meant you would give half to you half to your family and half to the poor, I was just thinking how there isn't three halves not against helping the poor lol
>>686167076
Yes, I do. I also go to the gym, so fuck you. Not all of us here are fat fucks.
>>686167090
Ahhh yes, now i re-read his inaccurate greentext I see what he was trying to say.
Well, the joke is on him! I bet he's scarpered with embarrassment and is no longer even in the thread.
>>686167090
I totally did lol
I take full blame for being retarded lol
>>686167262
You are weak and a coward.
>>686167418
>retart
Hodor
>>686167367
Nah still here not really embarrassed just feel kinda dumb
>>686164228
Kek
>>686163845
ignore and relish in the fact that I'm not an ape
I jog and whenever I see a hot girl infront if me i always get uncomfortable because i think i look fucking creepy running after her, the jiggle is nice though
>>686167519
Triggered. Hodor is a shitlord misogynist whose entire purpose in life was to be begged to hold the door for a strong woman who just killed a whitewalker
haha :D Not bad *thumbsup*
>>686167471
You got me for a second I thought I typed retarted
>>686167090
Guy who posted >>686165530 here.
I love it when you do my job for me, I was gonna point out this autist but you did it for me, kudos.
>>686167692
zozzle
>>686167470
k :^)
I miss IDs :*(
>>686163845
Do none of you fags here go to a gym? You see this daily if you work out. And of course
you run past her because you can't have some bitch outrun you.
>>686167253
>Women want rape. Not a business proposition.
kek
>>686167757
Also, this guy, >>686166506, isn't me
>>686167947
They will come back again and then go away again and so on
>>686167029
Shot in the dark, but someone I know does exactly that. Do you live in Illinois?
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>>686167519
>hold the door for HER
>>686167757
Speed up run past her. Meet her at the rest spot. Talk to her on the cool down laps
>>686163845
>introduce myself if I am out of relaitonship
>nothing, if in a relaitonship
.. what else you have? what a shit question, op
>>686163845
Scream so she starts running fast, chase her for fun
>>686168202
because she it too weak to do it
>>686167989
Do you even lift? Shut up pussy
>>686163845
Ketchup, rubber buns, and liquor.
>>686168305
>>introduce myself
In which hole? Be more specific, anon.
>>686164426
too beta
any real man would run faster and make her feel disappointed in herself so that she goes back to kitchen
>>686163845
Whistle.
>>686168510
That's rape!
>>686163845
Rape vigorously
>>686168481
mfw I see an autistic sprinting past a women thinking he's cool
>jog faster, get next to her
>maintain speed for a minute
>turn, call her a slut just loud enough for her to hear
>pass her, jog away
>>686164460
I can't run in my dreams. My legs never work right. :(
>>686168803
>I can outrun a female. I'm so alpha. Hurr durr
>>686168481
This, one time i walked my broken motorcycle faster than a feminist with short purple hair and piercings who was out jogging.
That was one of my prouder moments
Offer her a bowl of eggs, snickering nefariously.
>>686163845
Stare. I would stare.
>>686166011
Double Czech'D
I would ram her into the ground, keep running and yell GIT GUD SCRUB!
>>686168443
in ear hole presumably
>>686163845
Bitch ain't even jogging I'd have to knock her over and have sex in the bushes or at least try
>>686166506
So, what are you planning for your sweet 16?
>>686168365
No point being alive if you can't to the deadlift.
Follow her and fap
>>686166287
Yet you still have no proof, you're whining like the little faggot you are
>>686169389
Not that anon and not really supporting the idea of donating the money to the poor. But money isn't everything there is to this life, you know?
>>686169151
Jokes on reddit usually consist of unfunny bullshit but this made me laugh
I would tell her she has dogshit in the sneaker
>>686169602
>you're whining like the little faggot you are
I'm sorry, I didn't realise that stating that my country is full of gorgeous, fit women was whining. I'll stop whining now because it obviously upsets you anon.
>>686168690
No. I mean like when see a hot chick walking past you, you let out a WHOO/WHOO type of whistle.
>>686168969
Not this again.
>>686164349
This is so real right now
>>686170032
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>>686169621
But it's so important a part that if don't have any, chances are you'll end up alone and forgotten.
Welcometothisworld.jpg
>>686170445
Fuck you, now I can't stop making train noises.
>>686170445
Um.... What?
>>686170492
>He didn't say he'd donate it all, just the half.
Jeez, she can implant her eggsacks in my brain whenever she wants
>>686168085
Ha, no, I live in Germany.
>>686164426
make her a bowl of eggs
>>686170754
but is half of being rich still being rich?
Anyway, you're probably young and still sexually indecisive. You'll see when you grow hair down there, moneh sucks but you have no choice. Women are whores but there is no choice.
>>686163845
firstly, i'll look around for anybody can see me. secondly i'll take photos for my fap archive.
>>686163845
Get hard, trip over boner
>>686163845
reroute
>>686171192
>but is half of being rich still being rich?
Yes.
I always laugh a little when I read people like you, specially here. I've come to the conclusion that only poor people think that having fuck tons of money is indispensable to have a good life.
I am neither young nor sexually indecisive, I just happen to have more money than I need, so I can see things from another angle.
>>686163845
Slow down and stay near behind her. Follow until she notices, then ask if she wants a running buddy, since you're both going about the same pace and on yhe same route. Befriend. Fuck.
>>686171673
You also happen to be on the wrong website. Believe me, you'll be happier on reddit or imgur or even tumblr.
>>686163845
>get self conscious
>assume everyone will think I'm following her
>stop for a minute to get some distance between us
>start jogging again
>>686163845
Run fast enough to smack her ass, then run even faster to get away. And fap to the memory later.
