Ask the sacred deer your questions. I'll start:
does he hate me.
>>687255605
Does he like me?
>>687255642
Does he want to fuck me.
>>687255716
Will I ever get to fuck him.
>>687255744
Tell me.
>>687255777
Will I get to say sorry to him at least?
>>687255836
Will things be ok between us?
Should i msg her
But what, cunt?
y tho?
Will i die in my sleep tonight?
Will she, at any point in time, be mine?
>>687256480
Reroll
>>687256545
Wat
ww3 is happening?
will I ever get a wife like yennefer of vengerberg?
>>687256871
awesome
Will I ever stop being a lazy, fat, lonely piece of garbage?
>>687256466
Will i die peacefully?
Can I get sum fuk?
will i pass this test?
>>687257020
rolling again
>>687256969
holy shit double 69s
>>687255605
is it worth o sacred deer?
>>687255605
Will I get a new chance?
>>687255605
Am I Hitler?
>>687255605
Sacred Deer hear my call, will it turns out to be perfect?
will i ever get to fuck her?
>>687257263
I know, but I need cash. Will it gives me money?
>>687257314
>
rolling again
will she ever dump me?
will everything be ok in the end?
>>687257521
rekt
>>687255605
Will my dick get any bigger
>>687257742
Will i have mad bicep gains instead
Is she into me?
Say "fuck it" and move to Maine early
is it possible with her?
is she the one?
will i die painfully?
Am i doing ok?
w-will.. will she ever return to my faggot ass lazy pointless existence even though she has much better choices than me?
Does he likes me?
>>687258318
That's how you Alpha faggots.
Will I ever have an acceptable life?
Will everything be sorted by the weekend?
>>687258410
Roll again
Does he loves me?
>>687255605
will I die tomorrow?
Should i kill myself? / should i try hard to fuck her?
Will talking to her work tonight?
>>687255875
Goddamn grow up. You want some fucking answers? Stop relying on a magic 8 ball to make your decisions or look into other people's intentions. Don't assume that what other people think about you or what relationships you have make or break you. Just let go.
My lucky number is 47.
Is she interested in me
Does she like me ?
Will Taylor get the job?
Siptwyj
Was my last question accurately answered?
>>687255605
Is there still a chance for me?
Are we really just bros?
Willbwe date?
should i do it?
Can I make her cum
was it a mistake pulling this all-nighter?
will i find him
>>687259380
re roll
Yo am i getting this job on Thursday or not?
Am I going to be the complete fuck up I always am and make her break up with me?
Roll again my ass
will he find me?
Will I ever get a nice gaming PC
RE-ROLL .YO I ASKED AM I GETTING THIS JOB ON THURSDAY?
>>687255605
Should I eat deer tonite?
>>687258570
>damage control intensifies
>>687259428
damn anon...
Will we always be together forever?
>>687255605
Will I ever get a Astro Morpher?
>>687259580
Reroll
>>687259500
reroll!
Will i ever get better?
Should I make a thread?
Was she my last?
Stop fucking around horny horse. Was she my last?
Will I get the job?
Will i become an Alpha?
Does she like me?
>>687259519
Oh no, opinions.
>>687255605
Satya
>>687255605
Dear mister branch head,
Am I and her going to get together?
Will i lose my virginity sometime?
>>687255605
Do I still have a future ahead of me?
687260089
Elf
does she love me?
>>687260125
Aw, dang.
Am i bored?
>>687260092
Ok then mister branchhead
Is ww3 happening?
>>687259967
Thanks for the (You) faggot.
>>687260331
Are the Nazis coming back?
Will we get back together?
>>687260374
Are they?
Is our world careening towards a third world war we will be unlikely to ever recover from?
>>687260374
The deer has spoken. Stop asking too many questions
will i work for macdonalds
>>687260404
Are you a jew, mr Branchhead?
>>687260400
okay, I'll roll again
Does she love me?
Should i stand up
>>687260451
So will you die in the holocaust v2.0?
Will I pass my matura exams?
>>687260529
So the Nazis are coming back?
Even through these tough times, will I find financial security?
Will she give me more nudes
>>687255605
Does she love me?
>>687260576
Are they dirty muzzies?
Will the interview go well?
I need to suicide to become an hero?
Is there an afterlife?
would I be able to fix the $500 car on the spot and drive it home?
Does she like me?
will my friend celma lose his virginity this summer?
>>687260813
Because we won't get together?
>>687260825
how do you know thas he is fat as fuck?
>>687255875
Alexia?
>>687260788
I should have never doubted myself
>>687255605
will i get the job?
>>687260881
Is it because she's with the other guy?
>>687261040
roll
Am I ever gunna have to cap a nigga?
>>687255642
>>687255716
>>687255744
>>687255777
>>687255836
>>687255875
Lol all these but "her" instead of him. Fucking kek
Why OP is a faggot?
will my car ever be fixed where it is now?
>>687261078
Will I meet another blondie like her?
>>687261201
Is it the one I've talked to once or twice?
will I get accepted
>>687261322
Well shit, at least tell me I'm gonna meet her this summer.
>>687261423
It does.
>>687261159
not sure what that means, reroll.
>>687261454
Tell me branches-for-antlers
This summer. Yes or no?
will i ever loose my virginity ;_;
>>687261499
fine...
>>687255605
Will my realistic dreams come true?
>>687255605
Should I kill myself and stream it?
>>687261526
Yes, but I'll sleep with the original blondie?
is this even worth doing?
will the voices in my head ever go away?
dubs?
Should I go blonde?
Should i try anal
>>687261696
Yes, but she's not a good lay so I'll try to get back with the other one and fuck up everything?
Does she love me?
>>687255605
Will the rest of the week go OK for me?
Will i be rich?
>>687261852
Well what then? I'll just get back with the other blondie?
>>687255605
I know she's coming down. But the question is, when she visits, will anything happen between us romantically?
will we finish our practises?
>>687261939
Soooo...
The original blondie's one hell of a lay and I'll try to get with her?
does she hate me
>>687262021
rly niggi?
how do you how do?
>>687262024
WE did this already
c'mon
spit it out
Does she like me back?
>>687262080
reroll
>>687262115
None of us are fat, stop messing around
>>687262084
Just tell me.
>>687262168
alright, then
So will I?
>>687262213
Does.
Gerard ponte ponte has cancer?
>>687262271
Is the whole row of events going to happen in the nearest year?
Will I ever be happy?
should I fap before doing stuff for university?
>>687262337
Time to kill myself
>>687262328
I'm gonna trust you on this.
If it won't, I'll make it happen.
>>687255605
does he like me?
>>687262377
Fuck you want from me sacred deer.
>>687255605
will he ever ask me out?
They like me back???
>>687255605
Am I ever gonna have a girlfriend?
Will we kiss?
>>687262640
Roll
I'm going to ask the gayest shit
Does she still like me?
>>687262705
Hope you like em chubby anon
Is /b/ aids?
Did my dog pee in the kitchen?
>>687255605
will i dubs
Will this move work out for the better?
>>687261097
>never
how does it feel?
>>687262851
Close he shit in the kitchen thanks for that sacred deer
does she love me?
>>687263070
reroll
Will I ever be with her?
>>687263125
Harsh words sacred deer harsh words indeed
Will she leave him for me?
will she kiss me?
should i play smite right now
Is Jozef gay ?
Would I be a great journalist?
Did that bitch give me herpes?
Would I fuck A.?
>>687255605
does she miss me?
should i be nervous for my date tonight ?
>>687264154
4- "chill bro"
this is exactly what she would of said if i asked her :(
>>687255605
do she like me
Is it time to sleep?
>>687264342
fucking deer doesn't even think so.
smash or pass?
Will my friend brian get that girl he wants?
How about me, is it time for me to sleep?
>>687264416
Does she have a dick?
Can I fap
>>687264468
kek
deer know all
Should I become a psychopath?
should i text her?
Should I fap to my niece again?
>>687264514
Will I ever fit into my society?
>>687264554
should i just let go?
>>687264603
You fucking emotional pussy, it's better to feel nothing than anything at all.
>>687264603
am i cursed?
should i kill myself
>>687256801
The sacred deer has spoken:
yes
>>687264597
Or should I kill myself?
Will I win that random streamer's giveaway tomorrow?
>>687255605
Will I get her within the next year?
Am I a newfag?
Live like Bronson?
>>687264850
Reroll
>>687264853
Answer me you fucking deer
Am I a newfag?
>>687264861
I LOVE THIS FUCKING DEER!
>>687264883
Stop stalling and answer me cunt
Are Tupac and Biggie alive?
Will it ever work?
>>687264984
>>687255605
Should I kill myself?
Will I be less fat by the end of this summer?
>>687264711
will i ever know what love feels like?
>>687265073
pls respond
>>687265192
;-;
>>687255605
am I adopted?
Will I ever have friends?
>>687255605
Will everything work?
will I lose my virginity by the end of 2017?
Will she ever love me back?
should i start that party rental business?
>>687265410
>Rolling again
Will I pass my exam?
>>687265465
ok
;-;
>>687265516
Will I find a place to be in internship?
Will she say yes?
Am I going to return with her?
>>687255605
should i jerk off?
shit man :( heavy thread
will i have 3 children by the age of 30
>>687264468
Okay, he's okay with her having a dick and pussy. Does she only have a dick?
Should i eat or sleep
will she let me fuck her saturday?
>>687255605
Will I graduate next year?
>>687265779
Challenge accepted!
Will she fall in love with me?
>>687255605
Will I ever get to fuck Corbyn?
Does anyone in my year like me?
>>687255605
can my life get any worse?
>>687265777
That question is not answerable by yes or no you retarded ballsack
Nice trips btw
>>687265865
Ok, will she ever love me?
>>687255605
Will my wish come true?
will she love me again?
Will I ever be successful?
>>687255605
Will I get laid this month?
Im tired and sleepy af
And its three hours till dinner
Should i sleep ?
>>687265962
Fuck you deer god, will I ever be loved by a girl?
>>687266056
Ok but what ?
does she still like me?
>>687255605
Is OP a faggot?
Am I white?
Am I Gay?
>>687266179
>1 in 100
Welp
Does S like me?
Does she still care about what happened
>>687266225
Yeah I figured
Is she upset about it?
Does she really?
Is my deer cheating on me?
Are you sure?
are cats aliens?
K
Will I get laid this year?
Will I kill myself soon?
>>687255605
Does Amie dislike me as much as I dislike Sam?
will I run out of money this month?
Will I atleast live with Corbyn?
>>687266362
Next year?
should i kill myself?
i will anyways
>>687266411
Will she kiss me again?
>>687255605
am I going to get the credits
>>687255605
Will I ever be loved
>>687266524
Answer me bitch.
>>687266564
I am chill bro
is anyone gonna love me or should i an hero?
>>687266588
So will she?
WILL I MAKE IT ?
>>687266633
You dick, yes does. Will she?
>>687255605
>>687266653
WHY ? AM I GONNA DIE ?
Does Maddie love me?
>>687255605
>>687266708
FUCK YOU
will it work?
>>687266691
Were you lying about her not ever loving me?
>>687255605
am i gay?
will i get a real loli sex doll?
will it happen
>>687266762
YES THAT LUCK
>>687266760
Were you?
>>687266805
If I lose weight will she?
Are you for real?
>>687255605
are all the faggots in here asking shitty sexquestions desperate 14 year old motherfuckers?
Will that thing happen that I'm thinking
>>687266845
If lose even more weight will she?
>>687255605
Do I see her tomorrow?
>>687266873
Yes or no
>>687266913
Yeah it does you nigger. Will she love me?
Did she cheat?
>>687255605
Does she still want the d?
>>687255605
Did I miss my chance
>>687255605
Will i fuck saturday?
>>687255605
Will the world ever get rid of Niggers and Jews?
>>687255605
Does B Like me?
>>687255605
Does B Like me?>>687267190
Rerolling
>>687267165
>>687255605
"too fat" makes no sense, roll again
>>687267276
but Hitler will not come back to be our lawd and savior?
>>687255605
I lost my iPod, should I kill myself?
>>687267386
>>687255605
but I should take my entire family with me!?
>>687267450
reroll