Greentext bread?
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Greentext bread?
nothing to contribute, but bump!!
>>687257245
damn I've never read this one before.
really good.
one of my favorites
>When I was 12 me and some friends were playing truth or dare and i was dared to cut off my dick. At first it was a joke but then everyone was egging me on and said they'd give me like £50 altogether if I did it. None of us really knew how important a dick was, it was just a flap of skin which you piss through.
I went for it, everyone laughed and I was a hero for like a minute before blood was gushing everywhere and I went to show my mother, she flipped out and took me to the hospital. They reattached my dick but I've got no sensation in it.
Stupidest thing I've ever done in my life, regret it every fucking day. Very sad stuff.
>>687258793
pics or it didn't happen
>>687258980
not of that moment.. but maybe of your dick like it is today.
>greentext
like this?
>greentext
is this what you had in mind?
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>>687259235
Are you trying to be amusing?
commencing dump
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edgelord
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chek'em
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>>687258119
underrated greentext
kek'd hard
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nice post. nice trips
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>mfw no one posted mathurbator yet
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not green but w/e
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thats all folks, thanks for lurking
>>687257245
>why is she shirtless
Kek
>>687263957
fuck, those were great
thanks anon
>>687264371
green text has always been my favorite thing on 4chan
>>687258793
>Learn to greentext
>Submit story again
>???
>Profit
>>687262463
I just laughed so hard
any1 got any more?
>>687261762
I fucking lost to this
9/10 would read again
>>687262283
Top fucking kek
>>687258119
some /fit/ level cringe. glorious.
>y-you too
Thanks for making me laugh again everyone who contributed night folks
>>687262383
KEKING SO FUCKING HARD
>>687261553
this one is my personal favorite from my dump
>>687263957
you made my night, 90% of those were new to me
>>687263957
love u
10/10 great thread. Thanks /b/ for the late nite keks
Contributing.
>Be 10y/o me at best friends house
>Rooting through his toy box
>We find party horn, pic related
>Start blowing horn and giggling like faggots
>Friend hab idea
>Pulls down trousers and inserts tip of horn into anus
>Lets out chubby kid fart and blows horn
>Rolling around laughing then realise shit on horn
>Scream as we laugh and throw dirty horn on top of wardrobe
>Hear horn fall down back of wardrobe
Fast forward 6 years
>Be still best buddies, hanging out in bedroom playing Mega Drive
>Friends mother in his room clearing round us because lazy rebellious teenagers
>Mother scrambling around behind wardrobe
>"Hey look what I found anons!" TOOT
>me and friend pause, flashback, then absolutely lose our shit
>Mom sees how hilarious she is and starts to march round bedroom tooting horn
I miss that guy
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>>687268978
>people saying underrated.
THERE IS NO FUCKING RATING SYSTEM. THIS ISN'T FUCKING REDDIT SO HOW CAN SHIT BE UNDERRATED GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Oops
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Careful, your autism is showing.
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lost
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>>687270268
If anyone got the one about an obese man makinghis journey through fifteen flights of stairs. It's be greatly appreciated!
I'll put this one.
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I have no life
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Requesting the green text about the kid who ate the cookie dough and had to shit for his life
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Never mind I.found it
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underrated
Good thread
I'm the only one here now......
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Why were they deleted?
>>687271917
Another.
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Again.
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Continue.
>>687272453
Toro vez.
>>687258910
Its like he knows he's fapping and is disappointed in him kek
>>687261925
HAHAHAHAH LOOOL XDDDDDD I|Z O FUNNY DOGGO HAHAHA LOOL LMAOO
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Valset.....
>>687272691
I got to sleep, this is a good thread, needed to laugh.
Last one and personal favorite.
Until next time.
